"We wish you well on your departure; as you embark on new adventures your about to open your eyes for the first time.
This may be a shock to some of you as you may discover that the world is more dystopian than you've may of seen from your altered reality mind-implants.
We would like to thank you for your service as a tool at the corporation."
As long as it doesn't read like stereo instructions ....
time to just acknowledge that its an overly long arduous convoluted setup that can be vastly simplified for the message it creates
More than one for me.
Second, what you said is just plain wrong in at least one. In France (which is known for strict worker protections) the employer can go through any employee's mailbox or files on their work computer/account provided 1. that the messages/files in question aren't clearly marked as personal 2. that the conditions for the access are laid down in advance with proper notice. When an employee is let go, they need to be given time to empty their mailboxes etc of private correspondence or files. https://www.cnil.fr/fr/lacces-la-messagerie-dun-salarie-en-s...
You might be right that it’s not illegal, but it would be nice to have those kinds of protections. Trying to talk to anyone at work in the WFH era is a field of landmines, because you never know at any given time whether what you say will make it back to the person you’re discussing. Discussions like that are a normal and healthy part of socializing with coworkers, and it happens at every company. Except in the WFH era everything you’ve typed is a permanent record, whereas previously you’d be able to say something to a coworker without worrying that someone else will someday hear it.
But, it’s a new era. It’s easy to adjust. Just don’t get personal at work. It sucks, but work is designed to suck, or else it wouldn’t be work.
Senior leaders tend to skirt this by using the telephone or video calls predominantly. However the infiltration of machine learning and AI means transcripts of calls, etc are now possible too.
In addition, the growing use of "disappearing" messages despite litigation holds has come up in more legal cases recently.
Anyone thought otherwise?
Private != personal. At least I never ever imagined one could even assume DMs on work IM are personal private conversations. They're organizationally grouped as chat between to accounts, as opposed to group chat, but they're at work, for work, using work-provided tools...
Or put another way: why would anyone consider work Slack to be different in this regard than company e-mail? Much like with e-mails, the difference between DMs and group chats is whether the number of participants is > 2.
You’re right of course. I just wish we had something to fill the void that was left by in-person interactions vanishing. I think I’ll be doing WFH pretty much the rest of my life, and I absolutely hate going into an office in general, but there are definitely some aspects I miss. Being able to chat off the record with a coworker is one of them.
Unless all calls are transcribed and recorded, it’s pretty “watercoolerish”.
First of all, they'll tell you that even the most junior helpdesk workers can remote onto your machine, reset your password, disable your 2FA, and monitor all your web browsing and chat history.
Second of all, that this unannounced product, this not-yet-filed patent, this big planned layoff, this prospective hire background check result, these upcoming financial results, this employee's reason for needing medical leave, this pentest result document, and this forthcoming change to pricing are Strictly Confidential. You shouldn't discuss them even with your own boss, unless you've first confirmed they're on the need-to-know list, and that certainly doesn't include level 1 helpdesk workers.
Most large companies, to address this contradiction, will say access is possible but rarely used, tightly controlled and carefully audited.
1) people think that anything sent on an employer system isn’t visible to the employer
2) people send private DMs from work accounts
> However, since France is in E.U. what you describe should be illegal.
What's the regulation or directive you're talking about?
Correct, but it does have a single ECHR. Even though some countries still ignore them.
The patchwork of national laws and national interpretations of EU regulations is quite interesting, and rather confusing especially if you do offensive security work or DFIR.
As an example, when doing consultancy we would do the usual phishing as part of an assessment. Usually this is followed by dumping the users mailboxes to look for further credentials/access to corporate resources (eg: are they emailing passwords around?) - but in some countries such as Germany that’s often explicitly ruled out due to fear of breaching privacy regulations.
Not really, ECHR has already ruled on this.
It's pretty much only allowed if there's an important reason for it. For example, to recover something invaluable (contract, code, report) that isn't available somewhere else and cannot be replaced. In that case that's also the only thing that them employer can look for. They can't open obviously unrelated e-mails. So before talking to legal, make sure you have a valid reason.
That is valid for Germany.
However, if a company does find an unrelated e-mail they want to use against you (which is what most people fear), that makes them liable.
They're different parts of speech from the same root word, after all.
The word "private" means "having privacy" in the normal, everyday sense. Using that word to describe something that isn't private is lying. You and I both know there do exist many people who suffered consequences for not understanding the definition of that word.
In my opinion, the ethical thing to do is to use a different word when no expectation of privacy applies. And the upside is powerful: transparency gains trust.
Slack did this well: they call them "direct messages".
If you need privacy, use your personal phone (and don't connect it to the company wifi)
Granted, some of these ways might be legal or not depending on jurisdiction, but then lots of company will thread or cross the legal fine line if they are happy with the risk/benefit trade off.
Learned that Office 365 now has a “login as” for email which is convenient for setting out of office, deleting calendar invites, or email snooping.
The most toxic boss I ever worked for would request access to former employee’s Slack accounts under the guise of looking for data to transition their job. Their accounts would periodically go green when he logged in as them. Spooky to see ex-coworker accounts go green and know the boss is scouring their private messages.
I know companies can get slack messages anyway, but seeing your boss do it in real time is extra creepy.