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Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by asdfman123 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @12:40PM (#31342406)
I bet this was a guy raised on video games. I was about to make a joke about it but I'm actually serious.

Once I, a former Houstonian with no experience driving on ice, was driving through the snowy mountains and lost control of my car. Instead of panicking, my video-game-induced laser focus kicked in and I calmly piloted the car until the wheels gained traction and I could park the car on the side of the road.

But learning how to focus in the midst of chaos, instead of panicking, is a technique I specifically had to learn in childhood to beat challenging levels of Super Mario Brothers.

Thanks, video games.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by sandworm101 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @12:50PM (#31342560)
"Moore is suspected of being responsible for approximately 100 thefts in Washington, Idaho, and Canada, including bicycles, automobiles, light aircraft, and speedboats.[15] It is believed that he learned how to fly small planes by reading aircraft manuals, handbooks, watching a "How to fly a small airplane" DVD, and playing flight simulator computer games.[17] One plane he stole was a Cessna 182, FAA registration number N24658, belonging to then KZOK-FM radio personality Bob Rivers, valued at over $150,000.[20] The plane was later recovered from a Yakama Indian Reservation crash site. Though badly damaged, it was rebuilt and is in Florida."

"He became known as the "Barefoot Bandit" by reportedly committing some of his crimes barefoot, once leaving behind 39 chalk footprints and the word "c'ya!". Despite the widely reported nickname, officials said that he more often wore shoes."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colton_Harris_Moore

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/the-airpla...

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by asdfman123 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:04PM (#31344332)
I've been nerding out over airplanes recently, and I want to get my private pilot's license.

One thing that has surprised me is that airplanes are actually pretty simple machines. They're not hard to fly, either.

The part that is expensive (besides fuel) and time consuming is all the emphasis on safety. You want to be REALLY sure your plane is working and REALLY sure you know how to fly it.

If you just want to hop in a plane and don't care much about survival... you could probably figure it out. Just like a 14 year old could probably figure out how to drive a car or crash it immediately.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by moffkalast on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @05:35PM (#31346147)
Flying a plane is easy for the most part. It's the radio and all the rest of the stuff that's basically impossible to get a hang of.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by WalterBright on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:57PM (#31343531)
Taking off isn't hard, an airplane will take off on its own. It'll fly straight and level if you simply let go of the controls. It's the landing that's hard, and Moore would crash every time he landed.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by hoten on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:03PM (#31343615)
There's an episode in the first season of "Into the Night" that suggests the complete opposite. Oops!
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by WalterBright on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:06PM (#31343659)
For simpler airplanes, point it down the runway and open the throttle. It'll take off.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by hellisothers on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:07PM (#31344370)
If it is trimmed correctly, and knowing where the trim control is or what it does is not obvious :)
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by WalterBright on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @04:49PM (#31345586)
It has to have gas in the tank, too :-)

And don't get me wrong, there are plenty of ways to kill yourself even in a simple airplane.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by tadfisher on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:06PM (#31342808)
However, he crashed every plane he flew.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by sandworm101 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:14PM (#31342943)
He also wasn't landing at an airport with help from ATC. If you put an aircraft down on an unprepared beach/field, and walk away, that was a good landing irrespective of any damage done.

For many pilots, a "crash" must be unintentional. Deliberately putting an aircraft down somewhere other than a runway is "ditching" or a forced landing, but never a crash.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by shkkmo on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:47PM (#31344132)
> If you put an aircraft down on an unprepared beach/field, and walk away, that was a good landing irrespective of any damage done.

For his skill level, walking away is a great result. However, there are Alaskan bush pilots who land some pretty remarkable places. Some of them are not official runways and many of the ones that are official (Alaska has a LOT) won't have ATC support. OFC, Alaskan bush pilots aren't representative of pilots overall, but they still show we should be careful about overgeneralizing.

When my father and his friend tipped their plane forward and bent their prop landing on a gravel bar moose hunting, it wasn't a "good" landing, but neither was it "ditching" or a "forced landing" (they were able to unload the plane and trim the prop enough to fly the plane out so it wasn't that bad of a landing either). From past discussion on here, it is a little complicated if it was legally considered a "crash".

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by cbm-vic-20 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:58PM (#31344960)
Those planes have reinforced landing gear that is much more suitable for landing in those places, as opposed to planes that usually land on paved surfaces.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by kelseyfrog on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:54PM (#31343468)
As the adage goes, "any aircraft landing you can walk away from is a good landing" and "any landing where you can still use the aircraft is a great landing."
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by Aeolun on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:51PM (#31344880)
Current air traffic consists of a lot of extremely unremarkable great landings then :)
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by foldr on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:36PM (#31344019)
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by Nextgrid on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @12:51PM (#31342574)
Video game experience is absolutely better than no experience.

On small general aviation planes, the feature set is quite minimal and most simulators will replicate all of it faithfully enough, so the only remaining thing is the “feel” of the plane which you can hopefully experience a bit during flight before landing.

In contrast, a big passenger jet has insane amounts of different systems that need to be configured - not only are those typically not fully replicated in consumer-grade simulators (you probably don’t want to spend 30 minutes configuring your plane for takeoff before being able to start a game) but even a complete simulator such as the one used for pilot training won’t be enough to actually learn all those systems - that’s why it takes years of training.

Simulator-only experience for a big plane? No chance. For a small plane? Yeah if there’s no damage or other edge-cases and the weather is on your side you have good chances of making it especially if you have an instructor on the radio to double-check everything.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by tialaramex on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:33PM (#31343201)
The biggest problem is communication. The best thing you can have, more than some idea how an aeroplane works even, is knowing how to talk to the ground. If you're talking to the ground, you get both practical benefits (people on the ground know how to fly that plane, and know what you need to do to get it back down safely) and a morale boost.

Chances are if you're taking over in an emergency, the radios are already tuned to a frequency with other humans on it, and you just need to know how to talk (there's a push-to-talk arrangement) and how to listen to what they say back. If you need to tune the radio that's already bad news, but if you happen to be reading this thread you want 121.5 MHz aka "Guard" and once people realise you're serious you should get help quickly.

The big plane can in principle perform the entire landing and roll out at a suitable runway, it's called a CAT IIIc landing. No hand flying is required, much less knowing the full "from dark & quiet" procedures. But arranging for that to happen is going to need communication with the ground. Most scheduled flights don't actually perform an automated landing of any sort since that would leave pilots rusty, and so your intended destination probably isn't capable or isn't set up to do it - but if a non-pilot is now flying a big plane that's not "most scheduled flights" that's an emergency, and so the fact that the only CAT III runway is currently being used for take-offs, or is closed to repair the markings, or is at a different airport on the far side of the city, does not matter. They will do what it takes to get you down safely.

The reason we don't use CAT IIIc landings ordinarily is that unless there was an emergency they don't solve a problem we really have. The CAT IIIc landing puts the aeroplane safely on the ground (good) but leaves it on the runway, where it's a hazard to everybody else. Under IIIc conditions a human can't see a hand waved in front of their face - which is why the landing was automated - so taxiing is impossible. If you're a non-pilot who just saved 200 people's lives that's not a problem, you're down safe now. If you're a commercial pilot with six more commuter jets stuck behind you on a Monday morning it's terrible so we just close the airport to all traffic in those conditions.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by AdamJacobMuller on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:38PM (#31343272)
> once people realise you're serious

I know people joke around on guard, but, I have to imagine joking about that topic is rather taboo.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by WalterBright on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:01PM (#31343579)
transmission on the emergency radio: "I'm sinking, I'm sinking!"

responder: "What are you thinking about?"

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by superjan on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:31PM (#31344656)
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by lutorm on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:39PM (#31344746)
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by bentcorner on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:24PM (#31343868)
I've played a bit of the new MSFS and flying the big jet (737?) is a completely different beast than flying the Cessna. There's so much automation that if you don't know what you're doing you can't even descend to land the plane (because it thinks you want to cruise and will fight you all the way down).
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by DocTomoe on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:26PM (#31344605)
On the other hand, if you know what you're doing - and that is surprisingly little to know, it is a lot easier to land a 737 in MSFS2020 than a Cessna. ILS almost feels like cheating.

(But then, I'm a self-designated FlightSim enthusiast with several thousand hours of documented simulated flight time over the last 20 years, so ...)

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by the_af on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:17PM (#31342996)
I wonder about DCS "study sims" of combat jets.

No, no, I'm not saying one could actually be a fighter pilot just by flying DCS F-18. But I wonder about the realism. It seems every single knob and button and thingy on the cockpit is clickable. Every subsystem is simulated. The manual is reportedly huge (I don't own it, just watched videos on YouTube). With such a realistic flightsim, TrackIR, a HOTAS setup, and all the gadgets, how far is it from the real thing?

I wonder how far you can go on an actual F-18 with just DCS experience. I suppose a huge detail that is missing is the pressurized suit and the enormous G forces.

(I also wonder how come most of this isn't classified, and is instead generally available to the paying public. I suppose the answer is "because as a private individual, you cannot buy an F-18 with weapons").

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by meheleventyone on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:55PM (#31343495)
The biggest issue is that the physical simulation is still pretty rough in modern games particularly when considering stalls and other "out of true" flight dynamics dealing with turbulent flows. Which is quite important for landing and take-off. Likewise whilst flight models are aiming for accuracy they're still full of fudges, guesses for missing data and mistakes so I'd take any correspondence to real aircraft with a massive grain of salt.

You will probably be able to turn all the systems on in an aircraft of the right vintage though.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by lutorm on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:48PM (#31344845)
That, plus the lack of full sensual inputs (G-forces, turbulence, vestibular experiences, the full outside view) makes it quite a bit of a lesser experience than the real thing.

There's a reason you don't need much equipment for a procedural flight simulator, as opposed to one that can replicate actual flight.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by Juicyy on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:11PM (#31344411)
Ive been in the sim world for a while and i guarantee the good DCS pilots could make the move to real life flying with no problems. Combat, fitness, and the organization of the military would be the difficult part.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by Sakos on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:04PM (#31344335)
I could turn on a real F-16. Zero chance I'd try to fly one irl. I just don't think the knowledge/skill transfer is very good for actual flying without any sort of (realistic) haptic feedback for how the plane actually feels to fly. Maybe if you shat money and could afford a 6DoF rig and trained on that?
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by Nextgrid on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:23PM (#31343067)
I think a big part is also to be able to operate under pressure and not panic. It's one thing to operate a complex machine from the comfort of your office chair, it's another thing to operate the same machine when any small mistake could mean death.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by robscallsign on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @06:08PM (#31346508)
I've been a fairly serious flight simmer for about 20 years now, including 13 years of DCS, and have flown the DCS F-18 since it's initial release 4 years ago. This topic gets discussed a fair bit within the flight sim community, and we mostly conclude that we'd likely get the F-18 into the air, but would most likely kill ourselves: either passing out from lack of tolerance and training to handle the G forces, lack of familiarity with the sensation of flight which can wreak havoc on your inner ear and result in vertigo, dizzyness, nausea, or paying attention to any of the hundreds of small details and checks that real pilots do that you don't do in DCS (is the OBOGS working properly? cabin pressurization working properly, icing, etc). Simulator pilots would also not likely be able to handle any inflight emergency or problem in the air. Then, assuming we didn't already kill ourselves during the flight, we'd at best damage the aircraft during the landing, or kill ourselves and destroy the aircraft at worst.

Still, DCS offers a tremendous value as a low cost training platform. The DCS A-10C module was built for the US Air National Guard to use as a training simulator platform to train A-10C pilots, and other countries and airforces are increasingly using DCS to train their pilots. A Spanish company built the Aviojet C-101 module for DCS because it is used in the Spanish airforce and they wanted to use DCS as a training platform. A Chinese company built the JF-17 module for DCS. An Italian company is currently building an MB-339 module for DCS.

You can search online and find images of Chinese fighter pilots using DCS for training. There are a ton of things you can train to in DCS very cost effectively - practicing communications, tactical formations, administrative tasks and procedures, weapon switchology, etc. It doesn't completely replace real flight training of course, but it sure can help countries and militiaries with limited budgets stretch their training budgets.

> I also wonder how come most of this isn't classified

All of the "good stuff" is very, very classified. Particularly electronic warfare, radar performance, modern beyond visible range tactics, modern weapons performance porifiles, nuclear weapons delivery profiles.

A lot of the "nuts and bolts stuff" and basic training materials is unclassified and readily available. If you read through and study all of these documents you'll be well on your way to being a fairly competent virtual fighter pilot: https://www.cnatra.navy.mil/pubs-pat-pubs.asp

Most of the topics discussed there are fairly "traditional" fighter pilot stuff that have been discussed by airforces for over a hundred years now, so aren't really secret, even though they're being flown in a modern jet trainer like the T-45.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by the_af on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @09:02PM (#31347978)
First of all, thanks for the awesome and comprehensive reply, I really appreciate it.

> Particularly electronic warfare, radar performance, modern beyond visible range tactics, modern weapons performance porifiles

Do you mean in, say, DCS F-18 the ECW systems and things like AIM-120 performance are fake, either because the devs don't have access to the real performance data or because they are under obligation not to make it too realistic? (That is, I would not be able to use the AIM-120 in real life in the same way it's used in DCS, because its performance is not the same?).

Regarding BVR combat, the other day I was watching a video teaching this on DCS F-18. The author explained the radar modes, explained what the radar of the F-18 was capable of and how many contacts were actually sent by data link from a nearby AWACS, also explained the tactics of firing the missile BVR before doing a sharp turn and trying to maintain the maximum angle between the nose cone and the target without breaking radar lock, then deployed countermeasures just in case, etc.

Give or take minor details, in this not the right BVR tactic in real life? If this person (from YouTube) had the required physical stamina, would he be able to shoot down a hostile aircraft by following the exact same steps? Or is there some classified step or tactic which is purposefully not being simulated in DCS?

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by robscallsign on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @10:22PM (#31348531)
Thanks for the reply. First, while I probably have a few thousand hours in the F18 in DCS, and a few thousand takeoffs and significantly fewer landings, I'm just a flight simmer, with no real experience in military or civilian aviation. Everything I say is just my speculations and guesses.

> Do you mean in, say, DCS F-18 the ECW systems and things like AIM-120 performance are fake, either because the devs don't have access to the real performance data or because they are under obligation not to make it too realistic? (That is, I would not be able to use the AIM-120 in real life in the same way it's used in DCS, because its performance is not the same?).

A bit of everything. First, everything in DCS is of course "fake". It's just a video game, and all physics, CFD, and electromagnetic waves are just simulated, and there is no way that DCS is doing high-resolution CFD and simulation of real radar returns in a real time game engine. Everything in DCS is approximated and faked. Everything. Some aspects better than others. The F18's radar performance uses a simple degredation factor to reduce the detection range when an object is below you, so many miles for so many degrees for example. Both simplistic, and incorrect.

> either because the devs don't have access to the real performance data or because they are under obligation not to make it too realistic?

I can only speculate of course, not being privy to the private deals Eagle Dynamics and subsidiary/parent companies may or may not have made with militaries. But both: real missile performance, especially for the modern AIM-120D is classified. There is absolutely zero chance that Raytheon/Lockheed/Hughes is going to give classified missile performance to Eagle Dynamics for a publicly consumed video game on the promise that they won't make it "too realistic". Second, even if there is a military grade classified version of the simulation somewhere, at least from the US perspective, they wouldn't be too worried about modelling the exact performance of the latest AIM-120D, for the simple reason that the AIM-120D is not a missile that the US navy or US airforce expects that they will have to defend against in a shooting war. It's their missile!

They would be more worried about modelling their latest estimates of the Russian and Chinese air-to-air missile performance. And, when it comes down to actually developing tactics to counter these threats, you don't necessarily need to do it in a real-time game engine. You can look at energy performance, range, etc, and determine ranges and work out a BVR timeline to defend against that threat.

Then, when you say, "AIM-120", do you mean the AIM-120 A,B,C, or D, or any subvariant, or export variants? For AMRAAMs, the F-18 in DCS has the AIM-120-B and the AIM-120-C-5 (along with the AIM-7M (and AIM-7MH) Sparrow, and AIM-9L/M/X). Whos to say if they're modelling all of these missiles correctly, as you'll be hard pressed to find an unclassified source of all the missiles characteristics and seeker/sensor performance.

As for the BVR timeline tactics, there is a lot of info out there. If you do a google search for various combinations of the terms like: BVR, Commit, Meld, Skate, Bonsai, Crank, Notch, F-pole, Short Skate, you will turn up various resources developed by both the flight sim community, and retired fighter pilots. These tactics were real BVR tactics at one point, but whos to say if what's trickled out to the flight sim community is accurate, and keep in mind a lot of these come from the F-14, or F-15 communities which were more focused on pure air-to-air.

Additionally, a lot of the material out there now is developed by flight simmers who are tailoring the tactics/timelines to do well in DCS! Not against real threats!

What the exact tactics are today for F-22s, F-35s and F-18E's going against Su-27s and Su-57s in a modern high threat environment? I have no idea.

> sent by data link from a nearby AWACS,

A big thing that DCS does not simulate at all is working in a modern high-threat ECM environment, particular detection and jamming. A radar pulse transmitted can be detected at much further ranges than it can get useful information from the return. Turning your radar on, or your datalink on to both tx and rx, is a huge liability in the modern battlefield - you tell your enemy exactly where you are. Jamming is another aspect - how well does datalink work in a modern environment against a peer threat when they can jam you? What if the AWACS aircraft gets taken out, what if the AWACS has to go EMCOM to protect itself? None of these are simulated at all in DCS (aside from the AWACS being shot down of course).

Anyway, I could go on, obviously I have a lot to say.

If you made it this far, here is a youtube video of a BVR engagement against AI aircraft in the F-18 with our virtual squadron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKqypIQ8qiw

We had the support of a human Airborne Intercept Controller (AIC) using the LotATC software, and were doing a BARCAP (barrier combat air patrol), to protect an airspace so that other members of our group could attack ground targets. We had just had two previous BVR engagements, and were low on gas and trying to get to a tanker, when the AIC notified us of a new threat.

In the video we are following a BVR timeline to try to meld/sort at ~40NM, shoot at 30-35NM, and skate at 23NM, against AI Mig-29s with the russian equivalent to the AIM7M.

Anyway, just my ramblings on DCS, etc. Cheers.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by the_af on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @11:07PM (#31348842)
Not ramblings at all. Again I appreciate your reply. Will definitely watch your video :)
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by cecilpl2 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:34PM (#31343213)
When I did my private license 20 years ago, my instructor asked me whether I had previous experience playing flight simulators. She said that people who had usually required more time in the cockpit to unlearn all the bad habits they had acquired from games.

Maybe things have changed since the days of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by outworlder on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:51PM (#31343439)
They haven't - unless you are playing in VR, then at least one can be averted.

One of the bad habits is looking at instruments all the time, while you should be looking out the windows. VR on the other hand encourages you to look out (because it's fun, and it feels like you are really looking out). Head tracking is a very distant cousin, but may help a little.

The rest, I don't think you can avoid. No force feedback, no chair pressure (even if you have pedals you may not know you are uncoordinated), you can't feel the aircraft, and so on.

But bad habits are just that. In a life and death situation like this pilot incapacitation story, I'd rather have some bad habits but understand what's happening and what should be done, versus not even knowing which button to push to talk to ATC, and how to keep the plane flying.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by t0mas88 on Thursday May 12, 2022 @04:38AM (#31350889)
> but even a complete simulator such as the one used for pilot training won’t be enough to actually learn all those systems - that’s why it takes years of training.

Pilot here, the simulator is absolutely good enough. It's not uncommon for the first time landing a real jet after sim training to be on a normal passenger flight, just with a training captain next to you.

Learning systems takes about two weeks and is done in a classroom + computer based training (usually an ipad app).

What takes "years" in the US is the requirement to first fly 1500 hours in a small single engine plane before you get to the airlines. This requirement does not exist in Europe, here you can go to that simulator + classroom training right after getting your commercial license.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by 93po on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:48PM (#31343407)
Decently sized plane was stolen, did many loops, and flew around just fine for more than an hour: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Horizon_Air_Q400_incident

All by a guy with zero flight experience but also credited playing video games

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by meowface on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:55PM (#31343500)
Bit of a caveat on that one, though:

>About 1 hour and 15 minutes after takeoff, Russell died by intentionally crashing the aircraft on lightly populated Ketron Island in Puget Sound.

I suppose it may not count if it was an intentional crash, but who knows if he would've landed it safely if he didn't want to crash it.

Pretty interesting that he managed to pull off maneuvers like that without having any experience flying:

>Near the end of the flight, the aircraft was seen performing a barrel roll over Puget Sound, recovering a mere ten feet (three meters) over the water. A veteran pilot said the maneuver "seemed pretty well executed, without either stalling or pulling the wings off."

>[Horizon Air CEO Gary Beck] said the aerial maneuvers were "incredible" and that he "did not know how [Russell] achieved the experience that he did." During his conversation with air traffic control, Russell said he "[knew] what [he was] doing a little bit" because he had experience playing video games.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by DocTomoe on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:30PM (#31344651)
While I do not condone the actions of this guy - I have little doubt he could have landed the plane, given the proficiency he has shown. Unfortunately, after landing, life in prison awaited him. In a way, he was tasting the freedom of flight, for the first time, and for the last time. It has a certain poetic touch to it.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by mediaman on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:12PM (#31344419)
Sometimes the ground service people are allowed to move the planes on the ground for repositioning, when no passengers on on board. It's not uncommon for them to at least know how to turn the systems on and move it. And if you know that, takeoff isn't incredibly more difficult. Landing, on the other hand, is more difficult, but that didn't seem to be among his objectives.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by gfosco on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:20PM (#31343825)
Bit of a tribute video (there are many about "skyking") with some video clips and atc audio. https://tv.gab.com/channel/fosco/view/fly-high-skyking-61130...
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by 93po on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:52PM (#31344888)
Man that website is full of awful, awful content

edit: lmao you're the CTO. cool site bro

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by gfosco on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @04:00PM (#31344991)
Different perspectives... I don't see anything awful there.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by 93po on Thursday May 12, 2022 @11:12AM (#31355337)
I know you don't
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by swasheck on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:36PM (#31344706)
fun fact: i was on a flight to seoul out of seatac that left only minutes before that. what a crazy experience to land in incheon to a flurry of texts asking about our safety and arrival.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by textide on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:30PM (#31343152)
PMDG just released their 737-700 plane for the new Microsoft Flight Simulator. It has incredible fidelity, including a nearly fully functional FMC. Some real world 737 pilots have released reviews on YouTube in the last couple of days.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by Nextgrid on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:49PM (#31343412)
A long time ago when I downloaded a simulator I naively assumed it would faithfully simulate the inner workings of the plane (and even run the actual software that the real flight computers ran) - if I pull this circuit breaker, what happens? If I flip it 10 times quickly, does it mess up the network and break everything? I was rather disappointed that it just blanked the screens and they came back up instantly as soon as the power bus was re-powered.

Another way to say: don't let me into any airplane's cockpit - not just because I'll crash it, but because I'll manage to break it on the ground before it even has a chance of flying.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by anthk on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:31PM (#31344661)
Flightgear did that with the airbus.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by bluedays on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:05PM (#31342791)
I’m pretty video games saved my life while driving, too. Once I was driving down the highway at 70 miles per hour and the car in front of me stopped on a dime. I always maintain a good distance from the car in front of me but I knew for sure if I would have just hit the breaks I would have hit him. I wound up swerving into the next lane with a reaction time of under a second only to drive by a six car pile up which included the car that had been in front of me. It is one of the scariest incidents I have ever had in my life while driving.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by MerelyMortal on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:20PM (#31343017)
You talked about reaction time, but not situational awareness. Thankfully there was not a car next to you that you would have otherwise swerved into.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by dhosek on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:33PM (#31343976)
I had a similar experience which was pure luck. I was driving home from a night class and going 80 or 90 down the freeway. I realized I was about to rear end a car and I shifted into the right lane only to see another car there and I shifted back into the lane that I came from narrowly missing the original car and the one in the right lane. I probably should have died that night.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by bluedays on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @05:46PM (#31346274)
To be honest I didn’t know if a car was on my right, but a front end collision is the most dangerous car crash you can get into. I still think it was a safe choice.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by MerelyMortal on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @07:31PM (#31347350)
The backside of your car could have hit the frontside of a car next to you, causing you to spin, causing you to be t-boned on the driver-side.

Always have an "out": appropriate stopping distance, or a clear lane next to you (you have to make sure your mirrors are set-up properly so you don't have a blindspot, and you have to maintain situational awareness).

Too many people fixate on the car in front of them, and don't look at the traffic down the road. Too many people have their side-view mirrors set-up, creating blindspots.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by KennyBlanken on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:03PM (#31343616)
Yeah. Parent commenter didn't notice the six car pileup until after they'd passed it.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by bluedays on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @05:47PM (#31346278)
There was a truck that was a part of it. I’ll bring my drone next time I’m driving.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by mhb on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:14PM (#31342944)
I'm not so sure you know what a good distance is from the car in front of you.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by jonny_eh on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:26PM (#31343100)
In a multi-car pileup, the car immediately in front of you literally stops in an instant, much faster than if it were to fully hit the brakes. It's much faster than any driver could realistically expect. It can happen so fast, you may not even see brake lights turn on. It's why these pileups can get so surprisingly large.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by lutorm on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @04:01PM (#31345015)
Indeed. This is why you can't drive around just looking at the back of the car in front of you, you need to look way down the road. The distance to the car in front of you needs to be large enough that you can react if that driver steps on the brake, but will never be enough should they impact a stationary object. You need to see stuff like that much earlier, and if you can't, you're driving too fast.

I'm constantly baffled that these pileups happen, since it's obvious these people were driving much, much faster than is justifiable under the conditions. They should all lose their licenses.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by jonny_eh on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @04:16PM (#31345168)
They're so rare that most drivers can't even imagine it happening to them. Combined with the fact that most drivers don't even understand what it is they should look for.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by lutorm on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @04:52PM (#31345615)
Really? The need to look far down the road is literally the first thing that comes up if you google "where should I look when driving":

* In order to avoid last minute moves and spot possible traffic hazards, you should always look down the road ahead of your vehicle.

* Your attention should be focused on the road ahead, following your intended path of travel. It would be best if you allowed a visual lead-time of at least 20-30 seconds.

* Scanning the road ahead while you’re driving is one of the best safety tips you can employ when you’re behind the wheel! Generally speaking, you should look ahead 15 to 20 seconds or an eighth of a mile when driving in the city and 20 to 30 seconds or about a quarter of a mile on the highway.

etc, etc.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by _carbyau_ on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @10:46PM (#31348719)
Normalisation of deviation.

When a person first gets their licence they may google the content you describe. Then they drive to work and home - down the freeway - every day for years.

They quickly learn that leaving too much space in front means people keep jamming in front of them. And the vehicle in front is the one you react most to - when it slows down or speeds up a little. So they pay attention to the car in front rather than down the road. Why look down the road? It hasn't been relevant for XYZ hours of driving so far...

Eventually they confirm to the norms of traffic. And why not? They haven't seen an accident in ages and if they have, they likely drove past it after the fact without knowing how the accident happened and believing it to be a "freak thing". Thus the deviation from what they should do is rationalised and then normalised through daily use.

Then an accident happens and a multi-vehicle pile up occurs because the "norms of traffic" are NOT what people should be doing.

Sadly most people do that. While continuing to believe that their initial conscientiousness (first impressions!) - since slackened/eroded - means they are an above average driver.

And I too am subject to this human behaviour as much as I try to be conscientious about it. I know I will have some bad habits learned in similar fashion. But I don't know what they are because I have rationalised all my actions to myself. I should go do some training again...

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by nonameiguess on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:37PM (#31343256)
Just to quantify this, the shortest 60-0 stopping distance for a "consumer-grade" car (meaning not a formula one vehicle) is the Porsche 911, which can do it in 27m. This is nearly 6 vehicle lengths. Usual safety guidelines are to stay about 3 car lengths behind whoever you're following, so even world's greatest brakes are not gonna save you if the vehicle in front stops in 0m because it hits an immovable pile of already stopped objects itself.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by frob on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:48PM (#31343397)
3 car lengths seems way too close to be following at highways speeds. Assuming a car is about 16 ft long, that gives you less than half a second of reaction time at 70 mph. Even at 25 mph, it's still less than 1.5 seconds.

I very much prefer to be 3 SECONDS behind the person in front of me. It's a nice metric that works at basically all speeds above 30.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by mmh0000 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:33PM (#31343968)
According to the Utah government's Drivers Handbook[0] (printed page 27, or PDF page 36), they recommend a 2 second distance on clear dry roads:

following distance Watch when the rear of the vehi- cle ahead passes a sign, pole, or any other fixed point. Count the seconds it takes you to reach the same point (one-thousand-one, one-thousand-two.) You are following too close if you pass that point before counting two seconds. Slow down and check your new following interval. Repeat until you are following no closer than two seconds. Always increase your following distance on slick roads, when following large vehicles, motorcycles, or vehicles pulling a trailer, at night, in fog, in bad weather and when following vehicles that stop at railroad crossings (transit buses, school buses or vehicles carrying dangerous mate- rial.)

[0] https://dld.utah.gov/wp-content/uploads/sites/17/2022/01/Dri...

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by NovemberWhiskey on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:54PM (#31343480)
Please point me to the safety guidelines that say to keep 3 car lengths behind on the highway!

The most common guideline I've heard is the two-second (or sometimes, three-second) rule; that's roughly 54m at 60mph, assuming two seconds.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by stouset on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:59PM (#31343554)
> Usual safety guidelines are to stay about 3 car lengths behind whoever you're following

Uh, no. Usual safety guidelines are to stay a speed-dependent distance behind whomever you're following. The one I've heard most often quoted is one car length per ten miles per hour, so at 70mph you should be a minimum of seven car lengths behind.

Three lengths is comically short for those kinds of speeds.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by cecilpl2 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:54PM (#31343467)
> Usual safety guidelines are to stay about 3 car lengths behind whoever you're following

No, safety guidelines are to follow 3 SECONDS behind the car in front, which is about 100m at 70mph.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by cecilpl2 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:35PM (#31343223)
That is why you should always leave enough space in front of you so that you can react and safely come to a stop if the car in front were to suddenly hit a pileup.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by outworlder on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:53PM (#31343455)
Right. Other people will see the gap and will insert themselves in it. What then?

I try to keep a healthy distance, but I've never been able to reserve enough distance to account the car in front of me hitting a brick wall.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by cecilpl2 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:57PM (#31343525)
Then I just maintain the gap to account for them. I have never been unable to do this. It does mean sometimes I drive 1-2 kph slower than the average speed.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by ClumsyPilot on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:45PM (#31343362)
The braking distance at 70mph is a huge 75m, which is about 9 London buses. Add your reaction time, and do you aee why distances of over 100m between cars are slightly unrealistic?
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by mbreese on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:15PM (#31343749)
In the event of a pileup, it doesn’t really matter how much distance you’ve left. If you end up hitting the car in front of you, you get cited for failure to maintain distance. Because, if you had left enough distance, you wouldn’t have hit the car in front of you. It doesn’t matter if you left 50, 75, or 100m. If you hit the car in front, you didn’t leave enough space. And the risk of someone else swerving into that gap doesn’t mean you’re not at fault, it just means you’re both wrong now.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by InitialLastName on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:07PM (#31344365)
> In the event of a pileup, it doesn’t really matter how much distance you’ve left.

For legal liability, that might be true. In reality, if you've left yourself a safe amount of distance, you have more opportunity to react to events in front of you in such a way that you minimize damage and loss of life (thus mattering).

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by mbreese on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @06:32PM (#31346796)
If you’ve left enough room, you’re not part of the pile up. Kind of by definition…
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by InitialLastName on Thursday May 12, 2022 @12:25PM (#31356353)
Even if you still crash, the extra second of braking time can take off ~10-15 mph [0], which at 60 mph V(t=0) is ~40% of the energy that would otherwise dissipate into your car and the cars you hit.

[0] https://copradar.com/chapts/references/acceleration.html

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by ClumsyPilot on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:38PM (#31344736)
> And the risk of someone else swerving into that gap doesn’t mean you’re not at fault, it just means you’re both wrong now.

Sounds a lot like 'climate change is your fault', because there is nothong I can personally do, you are just shifting the blame

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by cecilpl2 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:52PM (#31343443)
No, at 70mph (31m/s) you travel 100 metres in 3.2 seconds. I was always taught 3 seconds on the highway is a safe following distance, and 4 seconds in adverse weather conditions like rain.

It's not at all unrealistic - it's safe.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by runnerup on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:18PM (#31343792)
Where do you live/drive?
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by cecilpl2 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:19PM (#31343816)
BC: https://www.icbc.com/road-safety/crashes-happen/speed/Pages/...

> Allow at least two seconds' following distance behind other vehicles in good weather and road conditions (three seconds on a highway).

> Slow down for poor weather conditions or uneven roads and increase your following distance to at least four seconds. Remember that the distance required to stop increases in wet or slippery conditions.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by xhroot on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:53PM (#31344214)
There was a guy who made a forum bet he could land a Cessna 172 - first try - with nothing but MS Flight Simulator experience.

Here:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34/other-other-topics/pro...

And outcome:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=35915547&p...

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by asdfman123 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:07PM (#31344367)
There's nothing magic about flying. At the end of the day it's relatively simple.

The difficult part is being absolutely certain you're trained well enough to not crash the thing.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by robscallsign on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @06:18PM (#31346624)
... and trained enough to handle any possible combination of inflight emergency, equipment failure, change of weather, safetly handle any last minute directive or change by ATC, etc.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by aerostable_slug on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:14PM (#31342945)
Quite a few years ago, a buddy of mine got an incentive ride in the back seat of an F-18 while he was in the Navy. The pilot handed over the controls to him and started to walk him through some aerobatic maneuver when my friend just executed whatever it was (I don't remember the specifics).

The pilot was astounded that a novice flyer would perform the maneuver so well and asked if my pal had any simulator time. His response: "I played F/A-18 Hornet on my Mac a lot."

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by DavidSJ on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:23PM (#31343066)
I played that game a lot.

What was the maneuver?

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by stouset on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:01PM (#31343583)
My wild guess is a barrel roll or aileron roll. Both are pretty easy to walk a novice through, and not something where you'd be particularly worried about the consequences of them getting it seriously wrong.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by digitallyfree on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:20PM (#31343027)
I spent some time on a Cessna 172 Flightgear sim to get an idea for the plane and its controls (to get some background for some fiction that I'm writing). With the virtual cockpit it's possible to learn where all the controls and indicators are and what they do, as well as get an understand of the basics of takeoff, landing, and level flight. Radionavigation and the autopilot system were also interesting items that I didn't know much about until I tried it out in sim.

Obviously this isn't a replacement for real training and experience. But someone with sim experience who knows how to read the instruments and control the yoke, rudder, and throttle would likely have a much better chance surviving than one who would freak out just trying to comprehend the instrument panel. They would probably be under much less stress as well during the event.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by lamontcg on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:38PM (#31343275)
> Thanks, video games.

Based on how common it has become for people to tailgate and then twitchily bail out of their lane at the last second before they rear end the person in front of them, I'm very 50-50 on how well video games prepare our reflexes for the real world.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by Swizec on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:07PM (#31342819)
I believe Formula E and various other racing series have had huge success with hiring drivers out of e-sports. If you’re fast in a sim, you only have to add the physical prowess and stamina to race. That’s much cheaper than spending a decade in minor racing series.

Sauce after quick googling: https://www.popsci.com/story/technology/video-gamers-new-rac...

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by InitialLastName on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @04:00PM (#31344988)
You must be thinking of a series other than Formula E (or at least, it's not what I'd call "huge success"). All of their current drivers had pretty normal feeder series careers (often including brief, unsuccessful stints in F1) and I don't see any that have notable sim accomplishments.

WEC has made some amount of noise about hiring sim drivers (including a tie-up at some point with Nissan and Gran Turismo), but the same applies for the drivers in their top two classes.

Even your source doesn't care to mention any drivers who have gone from sim racing success to what anyone paying attention to motorsport would call "huge success" in top-level racing (two of the GT Academy drivers did have a successful one-off drive in LMP2, with a factory team and a much better-established teammate).

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by proc0 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:15PM (#31342964)
Yeah, games are so misunderstood. It's not just for kids, and it's not just entertainment, it just happens to be that way because of the stigma. They are interactive experiences with software and that could be virtually anything. The learning and training potential is huge if companies started making proper games again (where the experience is priority) and not fancy theme park pay2win casinos for children.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by Hammershaft on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:42PM (#31343314)
Games are just rich interactive models of some synthetic, emulated, or simulated system. They can be perfect for building intuition about complex systems that are difficult to represent linearly as in text or video. Games could be a very promising future for education & training but they still carry an old stigma with them & the f2p ad driven game wasteland of the app store only helps reinforce that stigma.

https://xkcd.com/1356/

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by loup-vaillant on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:19PM (#31344504)
I wonder how this would generalise. Especially on VR.

I have a VR headset, and have played through Half-Life Alyx and a bit of zombie mode in Pavlov VR. My first headcrab in Half-life Alyx was horrible. I panicked, forgot which button to press to release the magazine, fumbled the insertion, forgot to load the gun after having inserted the magazine… but by the end of the game, those head crab didn’t trigger any fear, only a reflex of pulling out the gun, pointing, shooting, and reloading quickly became a reflex. Oh, and I became much better at quick aiming. I’m no speed shooter, but I do land a couple shots per second.

Then I tried Pavlov VR. First the shooting range to get used to the slightly different mechanics. And then the zombie mode. This time the zombies were fast. And what do you know, I panicked again. Though I didn’t fumble with the reload this time (I had no spare magazine), and my aiming was okay, I massively overshot.

That’s when I thought that people who unload their entire charger really aren’t necessarily vengeance driven bloodthirsty warmongers. They may just lack training. Anyway, I trained a couple times more with the zombies, and it got better.

Here’s the thing though: I now have trained VR games to shoot at moving humanoid targets, some of which shoot back, some of which just try to close in to melee range. So now I wonder: if all goes to shit and I’m handed a loaded gun, and suddenly 3 angry people with knives close in on me with visible killing intent, what are the chances that my VR training may cause me to shoot them in the heart by reflex, instead of panicking, running, or negotiating?

How far pure video game training can go?

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by corrral on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:18PM (#31343799)
Can confirm. I once, with perfect calm and focus, steered into a bad slide on long slightly-downhill curve covered in ice. I'd never, ever done that in real life before then, in 15+ years of driving. I didn't think about it, didn't even worry for a millisecond. I'd 100% for-sure have hit a parked car if not for all the semi-realistic-but-still-arcadey racing games I've played.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by daveslash on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @05:00PM (#31345702)
"We've got a story, now, about a mid air scare that _none_ of us would _ever_ want to face"

My joke was going to be "Half the lurkers on r/flightsim enter the chat...". I lurk on that sub, and I feel like half the people fantasize of being able to "save the day!" when something goes wrong on the plane. Not fanticizing that something goes wrong... but if it did... the flight would be fortunate enough to have them there to save the day.

Though, thinking of having the tower talk someone down always reminds me of It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" ~ "What could possible happen to an Old Fashioned?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWoCLqMq8qM

[Edit] Formatting.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by phkahler on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:42PM (#31344078)
>> I bet this was a guy raised on video games.

I feel kinda stupid. I played a lot of video games growing up, including a binge on MS Flightsim 4 (I think). When I took flying lessons as an adult, the hardest thing for me was mastering landing. Something about it just wouldn't click for many hours. OTOH I never really mastered landing in the sim either - I didn't really care about that back then and didn't have any instruction at all.

OTOH I helped out for years at Young Eagles events and some kids fly for the first time quite naturally, and when asked they tend to say "Yeah, I leaned on the computer".

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by throwawayboise on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:21PM (#31344538)
> the hardest thing for me was mastering landing. Something about it just wouldn't click for many hours ... some kids fly for the first time quite naturally

There's probably a big component of natural ability here. Some people are just better at certain things. If you're not one of them, you may be able to train yourself to a competent level of performance, but you'll never be as good as a "natural." It's somthing that takes a bit of self-awareness and humility to admit, and some people never do.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by justinator on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:45PM (#31343360)
> I bet this was a guy raised on video games. I was about to make a joke about it but I'm actually serious.

That was a major plot point in the movie, Snakes on a Plane.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by raptorraver on Thursday May 12, 2022 @01:17AM (#31349556)
This reminds me of a man who told in some Dirt Rally 2.0 Youtube-video comments how spending hundreds of hours on that game saved his family on motorway. Some incident happened before the car and the man was able to avoid the danger safely with fast reactions and driving experience. This is the story I tell my wife whenever she questions my sim-racing hobby :)
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by rhdunn on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @01:36PM (#31343245)
If they made a film of this or a similar style story, it would be interesting to do it in a slumdog millionaire style where the character picks up some things playing video games, some from a case where the nato phonetic alphabet is used, some from watching aircraft investigation shows, etc.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by KennyBlanken on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:36PM (#31344010)
As someone who grew up in an area that gets a lot of winter driving conditions and has a bunch of car handling training (dry, rain, and winter specific): you didn't "calmly pilot" anything, friend.

You hit ice, you're a passenger until you're no longer on ice. The car is mostly a 2D projectile unless you're on studded tires. You were lucky, that's it.

And, I might add: you lost control of the car. There's a whole chain of failures that led up to that point: not being aware of forecast weather, not being aware of changing conditions, and so on. Folks experienced in driving in winter weather know how to watch the road for signs of icing, how to test for traction that's getting worse, how to be smooth with controls, and how to recognize that a control input is starting to cause the car to lose traction. You fully lost control.

It is a common joke among instructors teaching car handling skills that the worst students are the ones who have played driving video games. They're overconfident. They don't actually know much at all about car handling techniques. They have no motor skills that good, fast driving requires. No "butt sense" - reading how the car feels, sounds, and acts as it approaches or exceeds the limits of traction.

"I safely handled losing control of my car in icy weather because I played Super Mario Brothers decades ago" is almost but not quite the best example of Dunning-Kruger effect I've seen in an HN comment in quite some time.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by asdfman123 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:10PM (#31344402)
Ah yes, the time honored internet tradition of intentionally misreading someone else's comment to assert your superiority
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by scarby2 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:40PM (#31344755)
completely agree here. As someone who has done a fair amount of snow and ice driving in some quite unpleasant conditions never once have quick reflexes helped: low speed, correct use of controls (copious use of engine braking, starting in higher gear etc.) and the ability to make small measured corrections have seen me all right.

Even then I've come close to crashing three times (would have been a small crash though) twice due to slopes that weren't safe to descend given the conditions and once because a family of deer crossed the road in front of me, i was not able to correct course to avoid them or use the brakes - doing either would have led to me losing control - luckily i was doing < 15 mph and the deer stepped out of the way at the last second.

Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by testplzignore on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:49PM (#31344852)
As someone who beat Pilotwings on the SNES, I think I could fly a plane. But I would probably crash on the landing and make Big Al very sad :(
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by AtNightWeCode on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:57PM (#31344248)
This was probably easier than to refuel and successfully land in Top Gun on NES.
Re:Passenger with “no idea how to fly” lands plane after pil... by marcodiego on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @03:27PM (#31344615)
I like Top Gun on NES. It is better than SEGA's G-Loc and as fun as Afterburner.