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Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by SkipperCat on Saturday January 29, 2022 @01:15PM (#30128794)
This website is inane, juvenile and has no real use. And for all those reasons I love it. Kudos to HN for being a place where I can find things that just bring some silly fun to my life.

I remember in the early days of the Interwebs, there was so many sites just like this one. You didn't have to go to FB, IG or some other content mill to find them. Plus, when you did find one, it had the same feeling of excitement as finding a $5 bill on the sidewalk.

Here's some other great sites. * http://eelslap.com/ * https://theuselessweb.com/

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by feross on Saturday January 29, 2022 @01:56PM (#30129220)
Adding my useless website to the list: http://magickeyboard.io - it’s fun to build one-off random sites and put them out there :)
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by Aeolun on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:40PM (#30131309)
Oh, that moment when I find I can simply hold down my finger.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by pp19dd on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:26PM (#30129526)
Surprisingly ... uh, motivational to type. Add a small editor screen on the bottom and it could be some version of written? kitten!
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by viraptor on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:04PM (#30130433)
If you're using vscode, you may be interested in the power mode then: https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=hoovercj...
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by sterlind on Saturday January 29, 2022 @07:35PM (#30132264)
I loved this when I could still type. unfortunately ran a little laggy because lack of webgl access or something, but it was a blast for late night silly hacking.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by tomcam on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:43PM (#30129682)
The great thing is this worked perfectly on a cell phone with no keyboard enabled
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by tentacleuno on Saturday January 29, 2022 @07:31PM (#30132226)
How did you build this? I'd be very interested to hear more about it. Do you have any write-up about it, or is this more off the cuff?
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by lemarchr on Saturday January 29, 2022 @07:35PM (#30132258)
There's a GitHub link to source in the top-right corner, if you're interested: https://github.com/feross/magickeyboard.io
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by tentacleuno on Saturday January 29, 2022 @08:39PM (#30132849)
Ahh, must have missed that. Thank you very much!
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by jedimastert on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:41PM (#30131323)
Have you ever played the game Little Inferno? I can't place it but this feels like that. (And I mean that in a very good way)
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by markbnj on Saturday January 29, 2022 @09:49PM (#30133379)
I got a laugh out of that with the first characters I typed. Thanks :).
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by beeskneecaps on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:31PM (#30130720)
Amazing. Someone needs to add Missile Command or Space Invaders to this.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by shrimpx on Saturday January 29, 2022 @09:22PM (#30133206)
It'd be awesome if it supported chords so you could firehose multiple letters simultaneously.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by rjuyal on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:27PM (#30129537)
LOL it is so good on mobile browser. Love it.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by joboyx on Saturday January 29, 2022 @11:14PM (#30133957)
lol I made the UI lag after just 10 seconds of tapping with my five fingers from mobile.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by sound1 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:12PM (#30129397)
what the hell is this??
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by zrobotics on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:34PM (#30129615)
The best website you will visit today ;)
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by netizen-936824 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:27PM (#30130664)
100%
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by dokka on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:01PM (#30129284)
It's excellent!
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by aaron5 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @08:43PM (#30132880)
nice work!
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by johnnyApplePRNG on Saturday January 29, 2022 @09:58PM (#30133439)
I feel like google adsense or monetization in general was the downfall of all of that early web richness.

When the web was first created, everybody got on and just started learning html and making things... because humans are creative.

I did the same. I made fun websites with/for my friends. I loved geocities.

Then after a few years, I was only concerned with pumping out crap content and how many pageviews I was getting.

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by jjeaff on Sunday January 30, 2022 @12:55AM (#30134484)
Not having monetization certainly leads to quirky, genuine, and campy stuff, and having easy monetization certainly leads to crap. But having monetization has also lead to some amazing content and free services today that we never had before and probably never would have had.

Things like photopea.com which is created by one person would probably have never progressed beyond the very basics were there no ad revenue to be made.

Additionally, there are countless bloggers and content creators that create rich, amazing content and there is no way they would be able to do anything close to what they are doing if they couldn't make a living at it.

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by johnnyApplePRNG on Sunday January 30, 2022 @01:24AM (#30134610)
Advertising partnerships were always possible with good content creators.

I posit that the ability for even the lowest level of content creators to make a few pennies hawking their crap is what has lead to the downfall of the greatness that was the early web.

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by lagrange77 on Sunday January 30, 2022 @08:04AM (#30136829)
In those days, everybody who was anybody had its own star trek fansite, where you could download midi files and gifs of rotating 3d klingon logos.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by rchaud on Monday January 31, 2022 @02:11PM (#30152668)
I miss those pixelated, homemade icons!

Now if you want a GIF, you have to pick one from GIPHY, a Facebook owned company.

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by sitkack on Saturday January 29, 2022 @10:45PM (#30133762)
Like and Subscribe!
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by Aeolun on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:43PM (#30131339)
I have a soft spot for https://findtheinvisiblecow.com/
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by ajyotirmay on Wednesday February 02, 2022 @04:36AM (#30175511)
ngl this is super fun!
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by 101008 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:00PM (#30129265)
Found this one, good one! https://mondrianandme.com/
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by salgernon on Saturday January 29, 2022 @03:53PM (#30130318)
In the 90s, Berkeley Systems sold a screen saver package that included a module called “Mondrian” - but were sued by his estate and had to change the name.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by ugh123 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:20PM (#30130598)
Reminds me of all the great stuff zefrank made back in the day http://www.zefrank.com/ although much of it lost(?) in old Adobe Flash tech.

.. and new stuff today https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOHbM4GGWADc5bZgvbivv...

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by bsder on Saturday January 29, 2022 @08:17PM (#30132635)
Try it in Ruffle:

https://ruffle.rs/

Bug reports always welcome.

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by SMAAART on Saturday January 29, 2022 @07:23PM (#30132156)
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by ajyotirmay on Wednesday February 02, 2022 @04:39AM (#30175524)
hahah love this!
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by suzzer99 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:33PM (#30130740)
https://zombo.com/

Hypnotizing.

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by hughrr on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:29PM (#30131238)
This is an all time favourite. Also ported from Flash at some point!
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by iamtedd on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:52PM (#30131429)
Lost the secret link at the end, though.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by ungamedplayer on Sunday January 30, 2022 @02:58AM (#30134992)
What....,
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by iamtedd on Monday January 31, 2022 @01:39AM (#30145232)
In the original flash version, just before it looped a link appeared to go to another page. You had to be quick to click on it. From memory there wasn't anything on it but a few words. Still, a shame they didn't keep it for the HTML version.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by billiam on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:17PM (#30130570)
Old enough to remember every single thing on the early Internet was some version of this, other than the astronomy and physics papers that my girlfriend and her fellow scientists exchanged.

Websites that take my time > Websites that take my money (and my time).

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by omginternets on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:49PM (#30129732)
I have a true soft spot for https://helenkellersimulator.org/
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by stonecrusher on Sunday January 30, 2022 @04:52AM (#30135443)
So what does the braille in the source code comment mean?
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by pier25 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:03PM (#30129313)
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by hatware on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:07PM (#30129356)
Made me think of:

http://www.hiyoooo.com/

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by pkdpic on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:15PM (#30129425)
Love these, not as cool but makes me think of:

http://unknowablesymbols.com/rain

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by reidrac on Saturday January 29, 2022 @03:39PM (#30130172)
On the same line, perhaps: https://TomArayaScream.com/

(I forgot they have a domain that redirects)

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by twinge on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:08PM (#30130473)
Useful for dramatic effect:

https://inception.davepedu.com/

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by wholinator2 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @10:04PM (#30133464)
Very interesting, there's a big defend net neutrality banner on the website. Has anything changed with it recently or is it just a relic of the last time
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by cxf12 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @03:09PM (#30129886)
This reminded me of the kind of creativity I used to find on site called stumbleupon. Wonder what happened to it?
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by arsome on Saturday January 29, 2022 @03:41PM (#30130189)
Bought by ebay, floundered, then sold back to the original owner, then died and turned into something called "Mix" which looks like some kind of photo sharing knockoff.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by abakker on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:15PM (#30131126)
Another sad story of the internet.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by Stupulous on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:28PM (#30131224)
It's a real shame. It's so hard to find web 'toys' nowadays- games without objectives, but with pretty, interactive visuals. I used to have a set of hundreds of them, but that list was deleted when StumbleUpon went under. I found them very relaxing. Anybody have another source for such things?
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by dtjb on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:59PM (#30129803)
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by balls187 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @03:05PM (#30129858)
just missing the blink tag.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by genewitch on Saturday January 29, 2022 @09:16PM (#30133163)
Oh, that is a very tall page...
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by 91dylwyn on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:27PM (#30130665)
Love it! theuselessweb found me http://eelslap.com/

My fav from back of the day http://www.davesweboflies.com/

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by dvtrn on Saturday January 29, 2022 @01:18PM (#30128834)
Speaking of eelslap, another slap-happy nugget from those days: https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/spank-the-monkey
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by barisx on Sunday January 30, 2022 @03:00AM (#30135002)
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by dokka on Saturday January 29, 2022 @01:50PM (#30129154)
Here's my useless website https://dx.tc/
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by eyelidlessness on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:18PM (#30131153)
On iOS Safari with theme-color enabled, the status bar briefly but rapidly flickers between black and white clock/icons. I’m not sure if this is deliberate, but it’s a nice touch.

(Also: warning to folks who might be bothered/harmed by flashing animations.)

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by SenHeng on Sunday January 30, 2022 @01:24AM (#30134609)
> You didn't have to go to FB, IG or some other content mill to find them.

You had to go somewhere to find them. They didn’t just pop up in your browser all of a sudden.

Back in those days it would be mailing lists or irc or some the general/random channel of a niche forum. Basically the social media of Web 1.0.

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by r_singh on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:15PM (#30129419)
I’m mostly scared of clicking shady links these days…

Idk if I’m being too paranoid but my google mailbox is full of phishing attempts…

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by kdazzle on Saturday January 29, 2022 @06:54PM (#30131940)
Oh, then you’ll love the shady url generator - http://shadyurl.com/ -> http://www.5z8.info/inject_worm_r3l9em_gain-inches
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by Riverheart on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:13PM (#30130520)
Your paranoia is justified. If NoScript didn't exist I don't know how anyone could browse the web with any confidence.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by pmarreck on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:58PM (#30131477)
I've been all over the Internet with an ad blocker and JS enabled running Firefox Nightly for years now with no issues.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by GreenWatermelon on Sunday January 30, 2022 @02:48AM (#30134941)
The brain becomes the filter. "nah this url sus" becomes an unconscious reaction, like this fire hot.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by riidom on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:18PM (#30129465)
Don't think it's useless. There are some activities you like, but you really shouldn't like them, because you have zero talent in them. The "shouldn't"-part especially true when acoustics come into play.

Or to quote Mike from Gamefromscratch: "I'm here to make your ears bleed." :)

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by willcipriano on Saturday January 29, 2022 @06:54PM (#30131932)
http://locutusofb.org is a Easter egg I put together for trek fans.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by adventured on Saturday January 29, 2022 @01:59PM (#30129256)
There are more sites like this one today, by at least an order of magnitude, than existed in the early lift-off days of the Web (~1993-1997).

You'd struggle to build a mediocre version of this site in the early days of the Web. And it'd try to eat your browser alive as you used it if someone managed to use early Flash or an applet to shoehorn it onto the Web back then.

HN itself is, in part, a link content mill. No different than links posted to FB.

People merely like to remember the past far better than it really was, it happens automatically as time passes and we become emotionally connected to the past in a different way. Our ability to experience new things is not the same at 40 or 50 years old as it is when we're eg 15-20 years old. We experience everything increasingly at a reduced excitement as the experiences pile up, our ability to experience new things the way we used to is dulled (it's why people don't fall in love at 40 or 50 anywhere close to the way they did in their youth in terms of sheer emotional joy and excitement (and yes, of course there are rare exceptions to the rule)).

The feeling people experience when they talk about the early days of the Web, is identical to the feeling people on TikTok that are ~16-20 years old today will proclaim when they look back and talk about how amazing that era was - when they're 30+ years old; they'll talk about how nothing like that exists any longer, and social media is no longer fun like it was when they first discovered TikTok in 2020. That's nothing more than vast subjective, emotional projection; it's real for the person in terms of their subjective experience, and the extended context is false (where they project their emotional feeling outward to encompass more than their personal experience really covers; the difference between N experience for me vs N experience for everywhere else). There will be some young group of people having an amazing experience 20 years from now, that those 40 year olds (longing for the old 2020 TikTok days) can't share in it, they can't experience the new thing the same way (instead they'll sit around talking about how things have sucked since TikTok faded in 2024 or whatever); the typical 40 year old today - dulled by a lifetime of experiences - can't get the same thrill from TikTok that a 16 or 18 year old can when experiencing it for the first time.

People that highly enjoyed ICQ or IRC or AIM in the 1990s, do the exact same thing today that those TikTok users will do in the future and for the exact same reason. It's true for their personal experience (it's true that they can't enjoy things like they used to, which is what is really being admitted), and that's all it's true for (it's false that there isn't anything like that experience out there today; it's that the person can no longer experience things like they used to when they were young; outside that subjective bubble a whole generation of people is out there having a huge amount of fun on TikTok and to them it's vastly superior than some low quality gifs on an ugly Geocities page circa 1997). And on the cycle goes, forever repeating.

This is the same as older people proclaiming music used to be better in their day (whatever day, 1960s rock, 1990s grunge or rap, etc) and music today mostly sucks. It's a very common emotional feeling, and it's true for their subjective experience; and it's false when projected beyond themselves, when they attempt to apply it widely (because they're attempting to override other people's emotional experiences out there, which you can't actually do via such a projection).

If you sit down to play with new action figure toys at 40 years of age, will you experience it in the same amazing way that you did when you were playing with similar action figure toys at 6 or 7 years old? When everything was still so new in the world. Will the excitement and thrill and repeat play value be there? Will your imagination work the same way? Is it the modern action figure toys that are the problem? Maybe a 40 year old person would proclaim they just don't make action figure toys like they used to, otherwise they'd be having a lot more fun playing with them; thus, action figure toys today suck, and so on. Now hand them over to a 6 or 7 year old today and witness the real difference: time had its way with you, as it does all things, a lifetime of experiences, physical change and emotional sediment has dulled your ability to interact with things the way you did in your youth.

Here's a hint to the widespread nature of the feeling (about the old Web): there are a lot more older people using the Web today, with a long duration of experience at using it, than there are new people coming on for the first time to experience it fresh. The balance between the two has never been more skewed than it is right now. So the most common sentiment is going to be the older, experienced users projecting their subjective emotional context (longing for the old Web) as supposedly representing the objective context (when in reality it's only true for them and their context of experiences).

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by OnlineGladiator on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:32PM (#30129593)
> There are more sites like this one today, by at least an order of magnitude, than existed in the early lift-off days of the Web

There are probably 3 orders of magnitude more crap though, so the good stuff is harder to find. And the random fun stuff doesn't bother with SEO so it's easy to feel like the internet is full of more crap, because it is. In the early days people were building websites for fun, nowadays people are doing it for money (or marketing, or they feel obligated to have a LinkedIn even if they hate it, or whatever - nobody used to feel obligated to use the internet). Sure, there are still some gems, but they're drowned out by turds.

The early days are more fun because true believers are building something they really care about, by the time something becomes mainstream it's already generic.

Your point about music doesn't apply because music has existed for millenia. The internet has existed for decades.

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by xipho on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:35PM (#30129623)
Given your follow-up that points out "that's just the way it is", old toys don't work for the old, I'm curious as to how you think about the resurgence of Dungeons and Dragons? Something that was played, for people of my generation, 30+ years ago. Many of us have re-found that joy, and if anything it's better than it was before. Playing with our kids, playing with other adults, of all ages. Want to re-imagine with your action figures? Use them on your campaigns, on your boards, and put them in your story (imagination). You'll have twice the fun because something you remember is now fused with something you're having fun doing. The thoughts, ideas, emotions you experienced long ago will work their way into a new generation of imaginative, curious (how will the story go), ideas, young or old.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by tialaramex on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:01PM (#30130982)
2nd edition D&D or even 2.5 is pretty different from 4e and 5e (is there already 6e?) though...

I really like 4e, our big serious campaign is 4e with increasing amounts of customisation because of course Wizards never really polish the high level game, there's no money in it. But it's a very different game from 2nd edition.

My Wizard was written out (the other PCs basically killed him, hint taken) but you couldn't write a character like that in 2nd, limitless power just comes naturally to Magic Users in the old game, in 4e Magical Trevor had to make some really difficult compromises to be able to have his flexibility and he still wasn't the star of the show.

(The other characters think giving Orcus a god-killing weapon was a bad idea, and they blamed Trevor even though it might work, apparently Orcus is "bad" and it's better that the universe is destroyed than he gets a god-killing weapon. Trevor did not agree)

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by Aeolun on Saturday January 29, 2022 @05:53PM (#30131433)
I think the charm of 2nd edition is exactly that it’s such an unbalanced mess.

4th by comparison feels like a MMO with all the uniquesness sucked out of it.

5e backpedals on that and goes more or less back to where 3.5e used to be, but less complicated (magic still hasn’t recovered to it’s former levels though).

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by zozbot234 on Saturday January 29, 2022 @03:21PM (#30130007)
> People merely like to remember the past far better than it really was, it happens automatically as time passes and we become emotionally connected to the past in a different way.

There's something to what you're saying, but where are the modern equivalents to DMOZ.org where all those "quirky" sites would be listed in a transparent and easy to browse way? The topic-specific "awesome" lists that people sometimes point to are a piss-poor substitute for what DMOZ made available. Sometimes the present really is worse than the past.

Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by hillsideduck on Saturday January 29, 2022 @04:09PM (#30130488)
In my opinion your text is really beautifully written. It fills me with a sense of melancholia because of this inescapability that is portrait in it. This might not really add anything to the discussion. I just wanted to let you know that your words have been read and appreciated.
Re:Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website by worker_thread on Saturday January 29, 2022 @02:16PM (#30129433)