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Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by rahoulb on Friday September 24, 2021 @11:33AM (#28643803)
It's always been one of my favourite Simpsons' jokes, precisely because it's so subtle.

And yes, I use both words all the time.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by kube-system on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:05PM (#28645099)
Words are just memes that stick around for a while.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by Rendello on Friday September 24, 2021 @10:24PM (#28649916)
My favourite example of this is "ok", which comes from a nearly 200 year-old meme:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-word-ok-was-in...

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by Lammy on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:41PM (#28645560)
“Unite humanity with a living, new language.”
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by AbsoluteDestiny on Friday September 24, 2021 @11:34AM (#28643811)
See also https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/thagomizer which has seen adoption.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by riffraff on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:00PM (#28645034)
"Grok" is quite commonly used verb which comes from a made up concept in Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange land".
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by lsaferite on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:54PM (#28645705)
Grok is certainly a standard part of my lexicon.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by m463 on Friday September 24, 2021 @02:10PM (#28645899)
what about grep?
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by gnubison on Saturday September 25, 2021 @12:14PM (#28654244)
Comes from the ed command ‘g/re/p’ (g: for each line matching; re: regular expression; p: print)
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by jjtheblunt on Friday September 24, 2021 @07:06PM (#28648783)
generalized regular expression processor ?
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by I_complete_me on Friday September 24, 2021 @03:52PM (#28647028)
I reach for funner so often it's in my wordbag.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by weatherlight on Friday September 24, 2021 @11:28AM (#28643733)
So... Is Embiggen a cromulent word?
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by TheLocehiliosan on Friday September 24, 2021 @11:35AM (#28643826)
It sure is.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/embiggen

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by lproven on Saturday September 25, 2021 @08:33AM (#28652642)
Interesting thing about "embiggen" -- the Simpsons _didn't_ invent it. It was already a thing, the show merely popularized it.

It's a century older.

Merriam may not know, but the OED does:

https://www.lexico.com/definition/embiggen

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by evilotto on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:40PM (#28644780)
From page 28 of https://arxiv.org/abs/hep-th/0610212

> For large P , the three-form fluxes are dilute, and the gradient of the Myers potential encouraging an anti-D3 to embiggen is very mild.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by mongol on Friday September 24, 2021 @11:44AM (#28643965)
Yes but if it was not cromulent, what would you say instead?
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by chrisweekly on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:02PM (#28644226)
If it were not cromulent, one might choose a less disputatious synonym, such as "enlarge".
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by wruza on Friday September 24, 2021 @04:55PM (#28647700)
For unwonted synonyms I usually refer to Thesaurus.

https://www.google.ru/search?q=oh+crap+it%27s+a+thesaurus&tb...

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by nescioquid on Friday September 24, 2021 @07:17PM (#28648866)
Perhaps mongol was fishing for

> A noble spirit encromulates the smallest man.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by oolonthegreat on Friday September 24, 2021 @07:10PM (#28648814)
love made up words! this reminds me of "The Meaning of Liff", the "dictionary of things that there aren't any words for yet" by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd. here's an online version (with dubious legality?): http://www.lib.ru/ADAMS/liff.txt_with-big-pictures.html
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by billfruit on Friday September 24, 2021 @11:54AM (#28644106)
I think it is all copacetic now.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by WesolyKubeczek on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:02PM (#28645050)
Is “cromulent” a woody or a tinny word?
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by KineticLensman on Friday September 24, 2021 @02:48PM (#28646353)
Woody.

(I just like the word. It gives me confidence. Gorn ... gorn. It's got a sort of woody quality about it. Gorn. Gorn. Much better than `newspaper' or `litterbin')

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by COGlory on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:57PM (#28644982)
Is this related to the usage of cromulent in this submission?:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28641170

>First, btrfs is a perfectly cromulent single-disk ext4 replacement.

Or am I just getting that bias thing where because the word cromulent is now on my radar, I'm seeing it everywhere I look?

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by mattnewton on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:30PM (#28645439)
The later probably, cromulent was a word made up for a Simpsons episode about another made up work a while back
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by duskwuff on Friday September 24, 2021 @06:46PM (#28648625)
> a while back

Over 25 years ago, actually! Lisa the Iconoclast, which coined the words "embiggen" and "cromulent" as part of a gag, aired in February 1996.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by lproven on Saturday September 25, 2021 @08:34AM (#28652649)
Cromulent yes; embiggen no. See https://www.lexico.com/definition/embiggen
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by filmgirlcw on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:27PM (#28644608)
I used to have a t-shirt from a now-defunct television recap website that said “perfectly cromulent” and it was the best “in joke” shirt. Would always bring out the fellow Simpsons nerds.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by franky47 on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:57PM (#28644983)
This whole article gave me a fronache.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by cattleprodigy on Friday September 24, 2021 @11:37AM (#28643855)
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by eh9 on Friday September 24, 2021 @08:15PM (#28649198)
All words are made up
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by Cats_In_Love on Friday September 24, 2021 @07:12PM (#28648824)
Oh, thank you for that.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by notapenny on Friday September 24, 2021 @11:57AM (#28644152)
This being a perfectly cromulent candidate to be entered into Merriam-Webster gives me great hope for tnettenba.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by milliams on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:25PM (#28644574)
I'm not sure that's a word. Could you use it in a sentence?
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by jedberg on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:31PM (#28644659)
Good morning, that's a nice tnettenba.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by WesolyKubeczek on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:52PM (#28644922)
Is the addressee of the greeting naked or not?
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by LegitShady on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:54PM (#28644950)
You're supposed to just ask me what I'm wearing - you jumped the gun a little.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by criddell on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:19PM (#28645294)
They just did!
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by nielsbot on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:26PM (#28644584)
I really want to make a joke about me wearing mine every day… But I also don’t want to contribute to the redditification of HN.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by BitwiseFool on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:38PM (#28644744)
It embiggens us all.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by AuthorizedCust on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:53PM (#28644937)
Parent comment shouldn’t be downvoted. It’s cromulent, in an insider way.

(I’m not kidding. Same episode! Hint: 3F13.)

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by mmmBacon on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:05PM (#28645104)
Such a cromulent suggestion and bigly of you.
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Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by petersellers on Friday September 24, 2021 @07:12PM (#28648827)
It's hard to tell whether you are being sarcastic or oblivious with those last few words of your comment.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by Cats_In_Love on Friday September 24, 2021 @07:17PM (#28648867)
And it is useless. Synonyms have subtle differences in meaning. In this case, it has no different and it's existence adds no new information.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by tantalor on Friday September 24, 2021 @11:56AM (#28644132)
This story has no byline or dateline.

Please don't do this.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by daveslash on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:25PM (#28645365)
This is an interesting point. You're right - no byline or dateline. Not great things on a "News" platform.

But that begs the question: is Hacker News a "news" site? Despite having "news" in the name, I prefer to think of it more as a "Directory of Mostly Wonderful [Hacker] Things". At least, that's what I lurk here.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by vincent-manis on Friday September 24, 2021 @02:02PM (#28645810)
That use of “begs the question” is unfortunate. “Raises the question” would be more cromulent, provided that cromulence can be compared.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by JCVI-syn10 on Friday September 24, 2021 @02:08PM (#28645860)
While some may accuse you of pedantry, I applaud your embiggening others' understanding of this common mistake.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by daveslash on Friday September 24, 2021 @03:43PM (#28646923)
I stand by "begs the question" - it's perfectly cromulent for all "intensive purposes". (/s ~ in all seriousness, I appreciate the correction!)
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by dang on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:44PM (#28645596)
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by hunterb123 on Friday September 24, 2021 @02:31PM (#28646139)
The cromulent way to describe HN is "news aggregator".
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by seattle_spring on Friday September 24, 2021 @12:38PM (#28644747)
Oh come on, this is a perfectly cromulent submission.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by Lammy on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:40PM (#28645548)
TIL that’s what those are called https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byline

Makes sense since it’s a line that says who it’s by :v

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by fouc on Friday September 24, 2021 @01:11PM (#28645189)
looks like it was first published in 2016
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by Cats_In_Love on Friday September 24, 2021 @07:20PM (#28648885)
Next they'll be trying to tell us that "figuratively" means "literally" Oh, wait, they literally did... or is that figuratively.
Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by prvc on Friday September 24, 2021 @02:51PM (#28646390)
>While we don’t yet enter cromulent into our dictionaries, it’s a perfectly cromulent candidate for future entry.

Although the dictionary editors surely were hypnotized by their own humorousness, they ought not to have published that sentence.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by sblom on Friday September 24, 2021 @03:39PM (#28646888)
Why not?

M-W's lexicographers openly discuss their process of descriptively documenting language as it's observed in real use. If usage of the word "cromulent" continues to grow to the point that it reaches the threshold for inclusion, it, by definition, belongs in the (descriptive) dictionary.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by margalabargala on Friday September 24, 2021 @06:58PM (#28648727)
If we hold the M-W editors to the standard of only using "real" words, then a contradiction is present.

If "cromulent" has not yet reached their threshold for inclusion, then they themselves should not be using it in casual language. Contrapositively, if they are using it casual language, then presumably it has reached their threshold for inclusion as a word.

For them to casually use the word as though it were real after arguing that it is not harms their credibility as arbiters of what words are or are not real, despite the comedic value of them doing so here.

Re:A Perfectly Cromulent Word (2016) by clouddrover on Saturday September 25, 2021 @01:31AM (#28650762)