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Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by larsrc on Sunday June 27, 2021 @04:44AM (#27649770)
This is the "it's a bug in the compiler" of cooking. If you think hundreds of years worth of collective professional experience is wrong and you're right, well, maybe you're not.

My guess is the wrongness is either a lack of fat or overcrowding, or both. Fat (butter, margarine, oil, whatever, I prefer butter) acts as a flux to spread the heat. Use enough, plus use proper tools.

"Butter seemed a little risky at that temperature, so I went with olive oil, in a cheap, lightweight nonstick skillet. In five minutes, a few flecks of brown had appeared". Olive oil is good for many things, but not for frying things. The "few flecks of brown" sounds like there's not enough of it either, so the heat oil gets applied where the onions touch the skillet directly. Add more flux until the flux generators cannae take it any more, Cap'n!

Just to prove my point, here's a timelapse of half an onion done in butter, the way I usually do it. Quality skillet, induction stove set to my favorite level, 7 of 9. 5 minutes and they're good: https://photos.app.goo.gl/tpfAy5uqc6NRRFsB8

If you want to be more careful, you can lower the heat - here's me cooking the other half onion at 2.5 out of 9, which is really very low (though done on a warm skillet, so it's a bit warmer): https://photos.app.goo.gl/QLaW7YkqijxF7K95A

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by moksly on Sunday June 27, 2021 @07:40AM (#27650742)
> If you think hundreds of years worth of collective professional experience is wrong and you're right, well, maybe you're not.

Often, but that’s not what is happening here. Here you have real world cooks and the collective experience of them telling recipe writers that you can’t caramelise onions in 5-10 minutes.

In your own video examples, the onions aren’t caramelised, they aren’t even cooked. You can tell because you can still see the green/white colour of the onions.

This is what they should look like: http://rachel-cuisine.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ob_598de...

What you’ve made is halfcooked onions that have been fried in butter and sugar. Which may taste perfectly fine, but also nothing like the real thing.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by notacoward on Sunday June 27, 2021 @09:10AM (#27651285)
Cosigned. Fried is not the same as fully cooked. This is important to me because my gut is just fine with fully cooked onions but ... well, let's just say "not" otherwise. Fully cooking onions to the proper transparency (with just the tiniest bit of color) is a 20-minute process, and actual caramelization takes twice that.

I suspect that the reason most cooks lie is that they're not the ones doing it. To them, cooked onions are an ingredient that a spouse or assistant put in a bowl for them while they were still deciding which homey anecdote to fill out their "recipe" with. Peeling, chopping, and basic preparation are for the little people.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by lambdasquirrel on Sunday June 27, 2021 @08:51AM (#27651175)
> Here you have real world cooks and the collective experience of them

This. There's plenty of people backing this up.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by SamBam on Sunday June 27, 2021 @05:50PM (#27655785)
> Here you have real world cooks and the collective experience of them telling recipe writers that you can’t caramelise onions in 5-10 minutes.

This is backwards. It's really the other way around here.

What you have is real-world cooks and chefs, with all their collective experience, giving recipes correctly, but using the word "caramelized," and a bunch of people telling them that that isn't technically what "caramelized" means.

The vast majority of recipes involve cooking onions for 10-20 minutes, not caramelizing them for 45.

The "mistake" in all these thousands of recipes is simply the word, not that none of these people know how to cook, or are deliberately lying to you about how to caramelize am onion.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by karolist on Sunday June 27, 2021 @04:53AM (#27649811)
The video shows fried onions, these are not caramelized. Maybe you like them that way and it's fine. For some eggs and bacon you don't need any more than that. For french onion soup it takes me about 30-40 minutes to fully caramelize a pan of onions, no way this can be done in 10 minutes.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by tompazourek on Sunday June 27, 2021 @05:00AM (#27649849)
It looks like different people (probably including recipe writers) mean different things by "caramelized onions", which could be the origin of the issue. I'm not saying one is wrong and the other is right, just that there's obviously disparity.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by Eric_WVGG on Sunday June 27, 2021 @07:53AM (#27650829)
I will tell you which is wrong and which is right. Caramelized onions are caramelized. It’s not a vague definition that varies across cultures, it’s right there in the name. Caramel, it’s deep walnut brown and almost candy sweet. Just look up any photo of French onion soup.

This guy is frying onions, might as well prepare a bowl of Froot Loops and you’ll be just as close to caramelized onions.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by phonypc on Sunday June 27, 2021 @11:45PM (#27657916)
Except caramelized onions aren't caramelized. Or not meaningfully anyway. The color comes from Maillard browning. The sweetness comes from breaking down larger sugars into smaller, and concentration through evaporation of water.

Caramelization products aren't sweet, they're primarily bitter. Sweetness in caramel products comes from residual sugar that hasn't been caramelized.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by lm28469 on Sunday June 27, 2021 @08:30AM (#27651051)
This is what caramelized onions look like: https://jessicainthekitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/H...

OP's video looks like fried onions with slightly burned sides.

Just like you can't bake a cake at 1000 degrees for 5 min instead of 200 degrees for 25 minutes, you can't caramelize onions in 5 or 10 minutes no matter the heat

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by rat9988 on Sunday June 27, 2021 @05:15AM (#27649929)
Many people confuse fried and caramelized onion. What the op showed is definitely not caramelized. Any recipe book in the market wouldn't confuse them.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by SideburnsOfDoom on Sunday June 27, 2021 @08:02AM (#27650893)
> I'm not saying one is wrong and the other is right, just that there's obviously disparity.

As other replies hints at, "caramelize" is not a judgement call or varying definition; it's specific thing, a particular chemical reaction on sugar. if it hasn't happened then the onions are not "caramelised" and they actually are wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caramelization

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by AbrahamParangi on Sunday June 27, 2021 @08:51AM (#27651176)
The fact that there’s a long debate about the definition of caramelize might be a hint that people don’t agree about what it means.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by ycombobreaker on Sunday June 27, 2021 @11:39AM (#27652423)
It's similar to the debate about "begging the question.". Enough people misuse/misunderstand the phrase that the intended meaning becomes vague: did the author really mean "beg" or "raise"?

It doesn't make the incorrect usage correct, but it does mean correct interpretation of _intent_ requires acknowledging incorrect _vocabulary_.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by kbelder on Sunday June 27, 2021 @01:25PM (#27653368)
That reminds me of the pronunciation of GIF. There's enough people pronouncing it incorrectly that the incorrect version became an acceptable alternative.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by SideburnsOfDoom on Sunday June 27, 2021 @03:31PM (#27654511)
There are differences. Linguistics is more "descriptive" than "prescriptive", meaning that "it seeks to describe reality" of what people say - if we actually pronounce a word one way and are correctly understood, then that is a valid way that the word is pronounced, whatever it is.

In chemistry, validity is not so subjective. it seeks to describe reality by measuring presence of clearly definable chemicals. The question of "what percentage of the sugar in this food item has been converted via caramelisation (or the Maillard reaction)" is not something that we can choose different but equally correct measurements of.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by SideburnsOfDoom on Sunday June 27, 2021 @08:57AM (#27651204)
The Wikipedia article isn't long.

if you're referring to the "long debate" here on HN, then no, it doesn't mean very much about the facts of the matter.

original article doesn't debate the definition of caramelize, rather is about how it can be achieved.

Some things such as "pleasant music" or "good food" do not have crisp definitions. However, chemical reactions are far more clear-cut. They can be described and measured accurately, and debate settled. It doesn't matter how "long" the debate is, there are correct answers.

The only debate that IMHO I can see is "what percentage of the sugar has to be caramelized before it counts as a caramelized onion" ? Are there terms for partly and totally caramelized onions?

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by phonypc on Sunday June 27, 2021 @09:52AM (#27651570)
There's probably little if any actual caramelization of sugar happening in "caramelized onions" despite the name. "Maillardized onions" would be more accurate, if awkward sounding.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by exporectomy on Sunday June 27, 2021 @08:50AM (#27651171)
Haha. I read larsrc's confident comment and thought, ah, the blogger must have been wrong. Then got to the equally confident replies and realized everyone's confident and coherent on HN (vs confident and ranting looney on the general internet) and I need to calibrate my gullibility :P
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by bombcar on Sunday June 27, 2021 @01:19PM (#27653330)
Assume 99% of everyone on the internet is wrong and incorrecting each other.

And yes this means if half say C and half say Not-C they both are 99% wrong. :)

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by dalbasal on Sunday June 27, 2021 @08:51AM (#27651182)
No. This is exactly what the author is arguing. This isn't word problem. These recipes call for slow cooked onions. Rogan josh, onion soup...
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by mcphage on Sunday June 27, 2021 @08:01AM (#27650887)
> different people (probably including recipe writers) mean different things by "caramelized onions"

No, ‘caramelized onions’ is a standard term. The issue is not one of confusion.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by SamBam on Sunday June 27, 2021 @06:03PM (#27655893)
No, it's precisely the opposite. The issue is exactly that recipe quotes frequently write "caramelized" when they mean "browned."

Yes, there is a technical definition of "caramelized." No, not every recipe writer uses this definition.

Look, when a recipe says "caramelize the onions for ten minutes" then there is something wrong, right? It's either the time or the word. Why does everyone learn the "true" definition of "caramelize" and then start assuming that the author must have used the right word and the wrong time, and that what they actually want you to do is sit there tending to onions for 45 minutes?

The VAST majority of recipes, particularly Italian or French, neither require nor want caramelized onions. Unless it's a recipe like French Onion Soup, the vast majority of such recipes want softened or browned onions. Take this from someone who has cooked in Italy and France for nearly 35 years.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by sokoloff on Sunday June 27, 2021 @09:02AM (#27651237)
“Exponentially more”, “decimate”, and “increased by 200% [to mean doubled]” are also standard terms which are used in a variety of contexts, often (usually?) incorrectly as compared to their actual definition.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by nwallin on Sunday June 27, 2021 @10:02AM (#27651632)
If I'm a Roman general, and I have two captains, each with 1,000 soldiers, and I tell them their troops lacked discipline in the last battle, and I order them to decimate their troops, and one of them comes back with 100 soldiers and the other comes back with 900 soldiers, I am going to have a long conversation with them about how words have meanings.

If I'm a chef, and I have two line cooks, each with an onion, and I tell them that their onions will need to be prepared for French onion soup, and I order them to caramelize their onion, and one comes back in 10 minutes and the other comes back in 45 minutes, I am going to have a long conversation with them about how words having meanings.

This isn't a random context, this is the context where the term "caramelize" is technical jargon.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by sokoloff on Sunday June 27, 2021 @10:05AM (#27651652)
That’s exactly my point. Far more cookbooks and subscriptions can be sold to “people who cook” than to “professional chefs who rigorously and precisely follow the literal definition of terms which once had a specific meaning and now colloquially encompass a much broader range of meaning”.

(Imprecise language bugs the hell out me as well, but it seems like it’s easier for me to bend than to attempt to fix all the humans.)

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by nwallin on Sunday June 27, 2021 @10:46AM (#27651974)
I don't understand your point at all.

I can be mowing my lawn when it's 110F outside and say, "Gosh, I'm boiling." But if a recipe tells me to "boil" something, and it means anything other than put it in 212F water with heat applied in such a way that the water is bubbling, then the recipe is a shitty recipe, and I will diagnose the author with a confusion of the mind. The fact that the term now encompasses a much broader range of meaning in other contexts is completely irrelevant: I am not in those other contexts, in this context, it is a word with a very specific meaning.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by sokoloff on Sunday June 27, 2021 @10:49AM (#27652001)
The Slate article and this very HN discussion (broadly, not this sub-thread) are evidence that the phrase “caramelized onions” does not appear to have a singular, very specific meaning in this context. If it did, cookbooks wouldn’t make the claim and the Slate article and this discussion wouldn’t exist.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by bombcar on Sunday June 27, 2021 @01:21PM (#27653341)
I suspect half of cookbooks are badly written and worsely edited - especially if they’re trying to make it sound fancier.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by SideburnsOfDoom on Sunday June 27, 2021 @10:55AM (#27652050)
> to “people who cook” than to “professional chefs

You have a point here, there is a "context collapse" happening, when this definition is necessarily precise for professional chefs, and less so for "people who cook to eat".

However such recipe books typically claim to bring some of the professional techniques and results to the home cook, and as such are sowing confusion if they encourage "semantic drift"

https://interparestrust.org/terminology/term/context%20colla...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_change

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by SideburnsOfDoom on Sunday June 27, 2021 @09:20AM (#27651351)
Are those words used loosely, in cookery? No, because it's a field in which the technicalities matter.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by gorgoiler on Sunday June 27, 2021 @05:04AM (#27649878)
Try cutting an onion into slices top to bottom (not across the stripes) and then cook it slowly for an hour in a tablespoon of sunflower oil at 4of9.

You will end up with barely a teaspoon of completely broken down onion matter that looks like apple butter or quince paste.

Your onions look delicious, but they are a different outcome to what the article describes.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by nwallin on Sunday June 27, 2021 @09:46AM (#27651530)
The videos you posted aren't of caramelized onions, they're sauteed/browned onions. It's a different chemical reaction. You are creating a Maillard reaction of the protein in the onion. Caramelization is a reaction of the sugar in the onion.

I got a buddy who's from Texas, and he makes a mean brisket. He spends like 6 hours on it. I'm from California, and I make a pretty awesome tri-tip. I spend like 1 hour on it. They're both beef. They're both delicious. They look the same if you squint at it right. But they taste absolutely nothing like each other. And that's fine, as long as I don't call my tri-tip brisket and he doesn't call his brisket tri-tip. Cuz they ain't the same thing.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by phonypc on Sunday June 27, 2021 @11:48PM (#27657941)
It's all Maillard browning, just more extensive in the longer cooked onions. If there were significant caramelization happening, the onions would be long ago burnt and acrid.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by mnl on Sunday June 27, 2021 @09:13AM (#27651312)
>Olive oil is good for many things, but not for frying things.

You've just discarded like half of Spanish cuisine... For instance the first thing you do in a paella involves frying (well, sautéing really) meat, vegetables and then very precisely paprika with olive oil. It's widely used to fry everything here, including potato omelettes and fish.

Of course it's good for frying things, there are cheaper and easier oils to cook with if you like them, but they make lousy substitutes for the dishes traditionally fried with olive oil.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by bathory on Sunday June 27, 2021 @06:39AM (#27650375)
Compare your result, with the end result seen here [1]. It is a completely different color as well as texture.

[1] https://youtu.be/kEfJTmf9hDs

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by anfilt on Sunday June 27, 2021 @05:14AM (#27649924)
Those don't look like caramelized onions to me, more like sauteed/fried.
Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by dalbasal on Sunday June 27, 2021 @08:48AM (#27651163)
>> hundreds of years worth of collective professional experience is wrong

This isn't what the author thinks. He thinks recipe writers are lying, not wrong. If you learned face-to-face, they would teach you the proper way... 40m. When they cook the dish themselves, they do 40m onions. When they write the recipe, they say 5-10m.

Your onions are great topping onions. Lovely on a burger, spuds, yum. Onion soup needs softer onions.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by jasode on Sunday June 27, 2021 @10:11AM (#27651691)
>If you learned face-to-face, they would teach you the proper way... 40m. When they cook the dish themselves, they do 40m onions. When they write the recipe, they say 5-10m.

Leaving aside French Onion soup and looking your other example of rogan josh, here are some deep links to videos mentioning "~10 minutes":

- "7 to 10 minutes" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2GKfjaZQZE&t=2m15s

- "caramelizing quicker [...] 5 to 7 minutes" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICT_oOoMf4w&t=2m40s

- "caramelize into light brown color [...] 10 to 15 minutes" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri3rSU1MkJY&t=0m57s

So either 2 possibilities:

- the different cooks actually cook the onions for 40+ minutes but hide the extra 30 minutes from the viewer and prefer to lie on camera and say "~10 minutes"

... or ...

- those cooks are actually just browning the onions for ~10 minutes and calling _that_ quick process "caramelization"

Doesn't Occam's Razor point more to the 2nd scenario?

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by dalbasal on Sunday June 27, 2021 @10:34AM (#27651876)
IDK how Brother Occam cooked his onions, put the author is not arguing semantics. The Author is calling out recipe writers on succumbing to something or other... and fibbing. Occam was a man of god and would have told the truth.

I don't think deducing from pure logic in a court of first principles (I am being dramatic, obviously) is the way to go here. These are some pretty established recipe families and good cooks tend to cook them the slow cooked onion way.

I suppose one can always argue that art is in the eye of the beholder, that French Onion Soup, Bunny Chow or Rogan Josh are whatever we decide they are, plurality, etc. but... well... these recipes are half onion. They're not quick fried onion recipes. The onions are soft and mix gently with the gelatinous liquid parts. There's no lost in translation here. They're saying and showing pictures that imply slow cooked onions. In their restaurants (and homes), they are certainly not serving soup that's a stock with crunchy onion rings floating around! They're making french onion soup that's french onion soup. They're using slow cooked onions and lying about it! Godammit HN! Sometimes things just are as sneaky as they seem. I've had it with these onion fibbin fraudsters. They've been lying to us this whole time!

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by jasode on Sunday June 27, 2021 @10:46AM (#27651982)
>the author is not arguing semantics.

I agree that the author is not dissecting semantics and that omission is my point. It's the flaw with his essay. I'm saying the best way to explain the widespread "lie" (across books, Youtube videos, etc) is via differing language usage.

And look closely again (freeze the frame) at that deep link of the onions in the Vivek Singh of Cinnamon Club video... those are not deep dark brown onions (scientific chemistry of caramelization) -- and yet he calls that 5-7 minute heating of onions ... "caramelization".

>There's no lost in translation here.

Those videos and this entire HN thread full of contradictory comments about "caramelization" and various posters trying to correct each other ... seems like evidence that there's plenty lost in translation. :-)

The author quotes Madhur Jaffrey's cookbook for rogan josh and the Youtube video shows Madhur Jaffrey re-iterating that it's 7-10 minutes to brown the onions.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by dalbasal on Sunday June 27, 2021 @11:01AM (#27652102)
It's not a neutral observer kind of an examination. Some things are intuitive if you understand the subculture.

It is similarly difficult to "prove" the antipattern in a web app's data consent model to a neutral observer. But, if you live in a world of Web Apps & TCS, then it's quite intuitive. Users can tick here, click there... consent. If someone has never used a computer before, it'll sound reasonable.

There is more context to these "misunderstandings" than language usage. The author's point is as true if you just used the term "onions," without a descriptor.

You can point to end cases... special onion cultivars, special cooking methods (the author tries one), a twist on the mainstream recipe... Any of these could "explain" the observations, if you're looking at it this way. There's no smoking gun without an author admitting that they fibbed about onion times...

>>Those videos and this entire HN thread full of contradictory comments about "caramelization"

Of course it they are! Semantics are Nerdbait Pro. That's why these states persist.

The semantics are cover. This is a conspiracy, of sorts. ... No cooking class will teach you the 5 minute onion version of french onion soup or Rogan Josh. Only written recipes trying to look quick and easy. This is not a coincidence. I'm not claiming there is enough evidence on the table to convict anyone specific. Each one could just be wrong, or eccentric. I am saying that as someone who cooks and eats these dishes....On average, these are blatant lies!

Despite the fact that people use terms like "caramelized" in multiple ways, we can usually know a lot of meaning from context. The more context we know (eg, knowing how these dishes are ordinarily made), the better we are able to distinguish meaning... and also antipatterns like habitual fibbing in a certain context.

We're more likely to notice the photo effects, if we know that we're looking at a thumbnail.

[disclaimer] Being melodramatic for fun. Obviously not this cranky about onion recipes.

Re:Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to cara... by jamesrom on Sunday June 27, 2021 @06:38AM (#27650370)
Would you mind doing this again, but for 30 minutes for comparison?