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Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by sequoia on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:00PM (#26960002)
I disagree. If you buy a product from me with 30 day warranty and it breaks on day 31 and you contact me, I will not give you a refund because: a) I haven't agreed to do so b) I'm not bound to do so c) I don't think it's warranted in this case.

But I'm not "unable" to issue a refund.

In another case I may say "hm it's out of warranty but you know what, it really shouldn't have broken like that and you're a good customer, so I'll give a refund anyway." I can do that because I am able to issue a refund.

As for their policy, they are both the authors and interpreters of their own policy, so the "my hands are tied" argument is pure BS. If they are unable to reinstate accounts, why do they have an appeals process at all?

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by bipson on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:22PM (#26960277)
"I can't agree with you"

"I cannot continue this relationship"

"I can't kill this guy"

"I just can't eat meat anymore"

"I cannot continue like this"

These are all examples where someone clearly could for physical reasons, but they can't for other reasons they are bound to, whatever these reasons are.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by zepto on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:25PM (#26960314)
Technically you are right.

However the key here is exploiting the ambiguity.

‘We are unable to’ is a cowardly way of saying ‘we choose not to’, or ‘our policy dictates’.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by CrendKing on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:50PM (#26960614)
If Google chose to use the "uncowardly" wording, I'm sure someone would just post saying Google is arrogant and cocky bastard. No matter what someone will find some point to complain. Human nature.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by javajosh on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:07PM (#26960832)
"People will criticize no matter what you do" is a great line. It gets used a lot - not so much here, I've noticed. Probably because it doesn't address the particulars of any criticism, and instead provides a nihilistic view of the world where "real improvement" is impossible.

"We're unable to" shifts responsibility to something vague, unspecific. It's like the "run around" only with this phrase you've been redirected to /dev/null. I'm glad the OP said something.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by judge2020 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:22PM (#26964253)
It's shifting the blame to you - something in their policies prevents them from reinstating your account without allowing you to break the contract. There's no ulterior motive, it's simply the best wording for saying that you still violate some policy.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by lmm on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @12:03AM (#26965436)
If they want to say that they won't reinstate your account because you're violating a policy, they should say as much.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by judge2020 on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @12:09AM (#26965480)
The original email is context for the review rejection email by saying

> In your case, we have detected invalid traffic or activity on your account

The rejection email isn't isolated, so when it says "unable" it's conveying the implied message "unable to reinstate your publisher account <without bending the rules because we think our ad fraud detection systems were correct>".

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by lelanthran on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @02:49AM (#26966477)
You all make good points in favour of both sides of the argument, so I upvoted every post in this thread.

The only takeaway is that there is no obviously correct wording for google to make when wielding the banhammer.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by javajosh on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @03:44AM (#26966800)
>The only takeaway...

Well, that is, strictly speaking, a false statement. I agree the discussion has been civil; but consider that the support to Google's position requires adding phrases to their statement which fundamentally change the statements meaning.

I'm not sure what it's called, something like the opposite of a strawman attack. It is indeed simple to defend a statement when you give yourself permission to rewrite it in a post hoc fashion. It's an argument I find uncompelling, no matter how civilly it's presented.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by zepto on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @11:21AM (#26970406)
> The only takeaway is that there is no obviously correct wording for google to make when wielding the banhammer.

This is true on kh because ‘correct’ is both a relative term and a black and white one, which doesn’t apply to the situation we are discussing. You have to decide what you value, and perfection is not an option, so there is indeed no ‘correct’ wording, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t better wordings, nor does it make the one they chose ok.

It seems to me that there are many ways Google could be more honest and less opaque.

It seems like quite a few people here (myself included) value those traits and would like to see Google adopt them.

That won’t immunize them from criticism or make everyone agree with their judgements, but it would still be better.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by mlyle on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @03:43PM (#26973269)
Here, I think the concern is that the alternative wordings considered/proposed are possibly open to just as much criticism and negative readings as the original. That is, others consider it difficult to improve here.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by zepto on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:54PM (#26960663)
That seems like a dismissal that could be applied to any criticism of any corporation.

Can you explain what value it adds in this specific case?

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by matz1 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @05:04PM (#26961536)
What value to add to criticize this specific case?

Whether they use "unable" or "choose not too" shouldn't matter.

Just treat it the same.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by atat7024 on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @09:37AM (#26969194)
Holding companies to the basic standard of good customer service like we used to.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by xmprt on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:03PM (#26964141)
> No matter what someone will find some point to complain

I don't think there would be many complaints if Google didn't take down apps for vague reasons.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by TheRealPomax on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:53PM (#26960661)
If it's based on a real policy that can be verified by others, then there is no ambiguity here. "We reviewed your case, and based on our policy, we cannot reinstate your account. Because if we did, we'd be the ones violating our policy, and someone -including you- could then actually sue us for unfair business practices, rather than merely complaining about overly restrictive policies that are blindly enforced through a system that is hard to penetrate".

No lying, no ambiguity. They can't reinstate this account.

Should they change their policy so that after that change, they can? Maybe, but good luck getting them to.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by zepto on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:24PM (#26961043)
They can always either change or make an exception to the policy.

A policy is just their way of doing things, written down.

It’s not magic.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by wizzwizz4 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:38PM (#26961193)
That's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_enforcement, which can be a problem, especially when contracts reference the policy.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by judge2020 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:24PM (#26964265)
To clarify your comment, this is exactly what OP was referring to with

> someone -including you- could then actually sue us for unfair business practices

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by zepto on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @12:00AM (#26965413)
That doesn’t really change anything. It’s still their policy to change. They still decide when to review the policy.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by ImPostingOnHN on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @12:22PM (#26971140)
Changing your policy to be more friendly to all users moving forward isn't selective enforcement.

To reiterate, "policy" is just explicitly specifying "that's just the way we do things around here"

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by TheRealPomax on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @01:58PM (#26972174)
They can certainly change it, thus changing what they can do, in the future, but they can't make exceptions. A policy, written down, becomes a contract as far as the law's concerned. Contract changes are fine (provided all parties involved are then allowed to cancel the contract), but contract violation is not.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by zepto on Thursday April 29, 2021 @11:12AM (#26982208)
This isn’t accurate.

There are plenty of policies that state that they may be changed by one side or that exceptions may be made in cases where the wording doesn’t cover the intent.

The Apple store policy for example says this.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by IncRnd on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:50PM (#26961346)
> If it's based on a real policy that can be verified by others, then there is no ambiguity here.

In this particular case, the ambiguity is exactly that - Google didn't say what what real policy was broken or how.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by TheRealPomax on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @02:00PM (#26972198)
Pretty sure if you file the proper paperwork with google's legal department, you can get a copy of the exact text in question. The downside of business in the US: companies are by law required to make documents available on request, but they are in no way required to make that easy.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by IncRnd on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @04:50PM (#26974021)
Getting the text of the policy isn't the whole issue. As you pointed out both the policy and method of verification need to exist, or there is ambiguity.

Given the information in the article, you can't verify any of the traffic or actions that were supposed to break policy. After all Google wrote, "We understand that you may want to know more about the issues that we’ve detected. Because this information could be used to circumvent our proprietary detection system, we’re unable to provide our publishers with information about specific account activity."

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by LocalH on Friday April 30, 2021 @11:01AM (#26994335)
Imagine if the justice system worked this way.

"We understand that you may want to know more about the crimes that we’ve detected. Because this information could be used to circumvent our proprietary policing system, we’re unable to provide defendants with information about alleged criminal activity."

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by zepto on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @03:20PM (#26973024)
> Pretty sure if you file the proper paperwork with google's legal department, you can get a copy of the exact text in question

You’d think there would be examples of people doing this, but so far I haven’t heard of them.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by 7OVO7 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:48PM (#26961311)
the first sensible and rational comment I see here (I hope more comment like this in this post).
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by tshaddox on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @05:49PM (#26962148)
And yet no one, including people in this thread who are claiming that the intent of Google's wording is to deceive, are actually the slightest bit unclear about what Google means.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by saurik on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @07:34PM (#26963460)
It isn't about wanting to deceive, it is about their seemingly unwillingness to admit; these are related, but not at all the same. It is the same kind of semantic difference people think is really important when discussing scenarios like "you didn't misplace my item on accident, you discarded it on purpose and we both know that: I want to hear you say it out loud".
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by tshaddox on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @08:09PM (#26963790)
But, as others have mentioned, it's extremely standard to use phrasing like "can't do that" and "unable to do that" like this. It's simply not reasonable to interpret this messaging as intended to claim that it's physically impossible to do the thing. I totally understand being upset with Google's policy and decision here, but this particular criticism about the wording they used is simply disingenuous.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by zepto on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @11:26AM (#26970460)
> it's extremely standard to use phrasing like "can't do that" and "unable to do that"

It’s standard corporate doublespeak. Just because a lot of corporations do something by habit, doesn’t make it disingenuous to critique.

Google in particular tried to be a different and less evil kind of company.

We know that ship has sailed, but it doesn’t mean the values that it spoke to are any less important.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by ncmncm on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @08:34PM (#26963948)
We all know what it means because we are familiar with numerous other cases of such dissembling. That does not make it any less dishonest; it just means they are members of a big, dishonest club.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by tshaddox on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @08:41PM (#26963994)
It’s not dishonest when it’s how everyone uses language and how everyone else understands the language.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by Quekid5 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:44PM (#26964405)
This is how corporations use language. It's about "optics".

I'd personally call it an 'absuse' or 'misuse' or... 'misleading use' of language, but you do you.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by ncmncm on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:02PM (#26964130)
It is not how everyone uses language. I do not use language that way. If you used language that way, you would be dishonest. It is how dishonest corporations use language.

That we are aware they are dishonest does not make them less so.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by tshaddox on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:04PM (#26964146)
It’s not dishonest because it is language used with a certain intended meaning and that intended meaning is clear to everyone including the people complaining about it. That’s precisely what normal, honest usage of language is: you have an intended meaning and you effectively convey the intended meaning.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by ncmncm on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @11:40PM (#26965288)
Brazen lying does convey an intended meaning; an action that speaks louder than words, it always conveys the same meaning: "You're a fucking peasant who has to take what you get."

Sometimes that's true. Most times they hope you will believe it's true. Many people have been trained to believe it, true or not.

A business concerned you may take your custom elsewhere will not insult you this way. It is the mark of a monopolist or a crook.

I will make a point of remembering your relationship with truth.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by krageon on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @09:25AM (#26969052)
> It is the mark of a monopolist or a crook.

It could just be that they know every other option will treat you in the same shitty way. I suppose you could stick that under 'crook'.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by ce4 on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @08:27AM (#26968551)
And deliberately so, to defuse the situation and not anger the customer further. The "we are" is of the same origin. It creates the assumption that the customer is dealing with "some Google team" that made the decision, when in fact it was one person or even just a stupid algorithm.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by robaato on Monday May 03, 2021 @02:50PM (#27029125)
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by gralx on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @05:19PM (#26961707)
"We refuse to" might be clearest of all.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by KMag on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @11:07PM (#26965066)
There's an important distinction between externally and internally imposed restrictions. (In the case of killing, hopefully both restrictions are in play.)

The language is intentionally deflecting responsibility by obscuring the source of the restriction. They're trying to reduce argument by giving the impression responsibility exists in some other unidentified channel.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by hossyposs on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:44PM (#26961254)
Yes, but without those reasons these are just ambiguous unprovable statements.

Without reasoning we cannot tell if the auxiliary verb is even correct.

“I can’t eat meat anymore because it’s illegal”, really should read “I shouldn’t eat meat anymore” as although it’s a bad idea you’re still physically capable of eating meat.

I think the issue we’re talking about is ambiguity, and this really just emphasises the point.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by pseudalopex on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @05:32PM (#26961893)
Those express moral convictions or imminent psychological crises. A corporation experiences neither.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by Blikkentrekker on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @07:48PM (#26963602)
All of the sentences you give would be quite different if “can not” were replaced with “to be unable to”.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by nxpnsv on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:55PM (#26960691)
Yep they are all lies. I _almost_ can't agree with you more.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by antonvs on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:02PM (#26960773)
This all depends on having free will. Otherwise, those statements could all be literally true.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by inopinatus on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @07:45PM (#26963575)
cannot != unable
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by zelon88 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:15PM (#26964212)
It isn't really lying from a personal perspective either. The "person" writing the response is unable to reinstate the account as a matter of policy, which is a valid reason forbidding something in a civilized society. Likewise, by matter of a different policy the author is unable to comment on the specifics of the suspension.

It could be as simple as "Google management reviewed this app and decided it cuts into the bottom line of some service offered by Google." If the low-level person writing emails is aware of this fact then it would be reasonable to understand why they are unable to share the true motivation for suspension. What is more likely is the low level email writer looks up the account and the reason for suspension listed is, verbatim "Ad fraud - <3 Mgmgt." Then the low-level person would not be stretching the truth at all when they say they are unable to reinstate the account and are unable to provide more information.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by KMag on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @11:03PM (#26965034)
> It isn't really lying from a personal perspective either. The "person" writing the response

I agree that the person writing isn't lying, but the language is deflecting responsibility away from management choices. The clearest wording from the prospective of the writer would be "I am unable because we are unwilling...".

I agree with those who feel it's important to keep a distinction between externally imposed limitations and internally imposed limitations.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by trhway on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @11:36PM (#26965265)
They are speaking on behalf of Google. So what is effectively said is "Google is unable to ..." which is clearly BS.

I mean it is like "I'm unable to return the money [as it would be against my policy to do so]".

Though it is even worse than that as Google wouldn't even say which policy was violated. Full Kafka. The fact that people still put up with this is a clear evidence of Google's monopoly position.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by tqi on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @11:37AM (#26970593)
This is like being pedantic about usage of the word "literally"...

Just because this usage of "unable" doesn't match your strict personal definition doesn't mean they are wrong. People generally agree and understand what "unable" means in this context, so you're kinda SOL.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by funcDropShadow on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @08:20AM (#26968497)
You make valid points. I believe the contradiction here lies in the exact context. The individual shop employee might be "unable" to issue a refund, due to the policy set in place by the managers of the shop. The shop as a whole is certainly able to change the policy and provide refund (unless it is out of money, of course). The individual --- phrasing the message --- might be accurate. But the customer is not interested whether the person in front of him is able to issue the refund. He is usually interested in getting the refund from the shop as a whole.

Similar arguments apply to the Google store the person or more likely the software system that composed that email might be unable to reinstate the account, but Google most definitely is. But Google is merely unwilling to do so.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by fuyu on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:27PM (#26960336)
If I were to ask you if I could get a refund for an item out of warranty, what language would you use to refuse me? I'm struggling to come up with a response that doesn't use the terms "unable" or "can't" that wouldn't come across as fairly rude.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by akiselev on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:33PM (#26960412)
"We do not issue refunds for items with expired warranties"

Notice that the policy is clearly stated in the rejection and there is no ambiguity.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by random5634 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:48PM (#26961309)
You would be lying - and people will call you out on this, because they will find out that you have in fact issued refunds for products with expired warranties.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by TheDong on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @06:16PM (#26962533)
This level of semantics is pointless.

They could write "We generally do not issue refunds for items outside of warranty" and they're back to the statement being just one level more vague, and thus more true.

But in reality, both of those mean the same thing. Writing "We don't issue refunds outside of warranty periods" has an understood "excluding exceptional circumstances". Everyone knows it's there. Only people who are pedantic to the point of uselessness will argue about this, and you'll find out that the courts generally have little sympathy for that.

All human languages so far are inexact. Math is probably the most exact language we've invented for communicating ideas, but languages that the general public knows are all inexact.

If the correct thing is communicated unambiguously, that's already a success, even if a pedantic person can say "I know you mean that you don't 'generally' do it, so the absolute there is a lie", the fact that the pedant can point it out means they absolutely understood what was being conveyed correctly.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by judge2020 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:27PM (#26964289)
This level of semantics is indeed pointless - to clarify, your comment supports both what you wrote and Google's use of the "unable" wording in their response; they are unable to reinstate your account <without introducing liability to lawsuits regarding unfair business practices> <and except in exceptional circumstances>.
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by random5634 on Wednesday April 28, 2021 @03:34PM (#26973167)
The person responding at a big corporation is often unable to, for practical purposes as a result of policies other than in exceptional circumstances.

When you write in and ask them, please steal a million dollars and give it to me, while they might be able to figure out a way to steal and give it to you, for policy and job performance reasons they are unable to. They say - "I'm unable to do that for you". Who cares if they somehow could - we all understand they have chosen not to.

We are unable to reinstate your account = person responding does not have policy authority to reinstate your account and the exceptional circumstance was not identified.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by Spivak on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @03:36PM (#26960440)
That feeling is specifically because we all know that depersonalizing and speaking passively 'softens' the blow.

"As your product is out of warranty we will not be issuing a refund."

Sounds rude, right? Because it draws attention to the fact that the decision is, at some level, completely arbitrary. But if you have your left hand write the policy and your right hand enforce it then you can say.

"I'm sorry but I'm unable to issue a refund because your product is out of warranty."

Makes it sound like that's just how the world works, doesn't it? And you come away feeling like "aww man they can't" instead of "they won't, money grubbing assholes." Customer service is, at its core, about managing emotions and often delivering bad news in a way that preserves the company's image.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by sequoia on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:14PM (#26960934)
> Unfortunately the warranty on your product has expired and we do not issue refunds for products outside the warranty period.

If you pressed me I would admit that yes, in some exceptional cases we issue refunds for products outside of warranty but we're not doing so in this case because [whatever, the product broken due to misuse, etc.].

To say I am not issuing a refund or that I do not issue refunds on out-of-warranty is truthful or reasonably so. It's perfectly possible to communicate that without being rude or claiming to be "unable."

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by tannhaeuser on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @05:29PM (#26961842)
How about "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave"?
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by edoceo on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @05:43PM (#26962060)
computer says no
Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by Quekid5 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:49PM (#26964437)
A better and more honest answer than so much of the apologetics spouted in this thread.

I'm amazed at the people defending this type of verbiage... like at all.

Re:Google have declared Droidscript is malware by 7952 on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @06:23PM (#26962639)
You are not eligible for a refund under our warranty. Let us know if you have any more questions.