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Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by neosavvy on Sunday January 28, 2018 @11:18PM (#16255306)
Yeah at least it's not the great lime shortage of 2014 https://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/26/upshot/why-everyones-talk...
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by toomanybeersies on Sunday January 28, 2018 @11:50PM (#16255393)
If you think those prices are bad, don't go to New Zealand.

I have no idea why, but limes are extortionately expensive in New Zealand, even for imported goods.

They're currently NZ$35 per kg (over US$10 per lb).

It's standard to get a slice of lemon in your Corona (which are also extortionately expensive in NZ)

Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by lostlogin on Monday January 29, 2018 @01:16AM (#16255663)
Or grow them. They fruit twice a year as far as I can tell and they keep for ages. I planted a hedge of them and give away supermarket bags full regularly. Most things taste better with some lime juice. They require zero care and at the current 35+ degrees Celsius, are borderline a requirement for living.
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by mmjaa on Monday January 29, 2018 @04:00AM (#16256291)
One doesn't just "grow things" in New Zealand.
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by girvo on Monday January 29, 2018 @04:32AM (#16256427)
I dunno, our huge hedge of feijoa trees beg to differ.
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by mmjaa on Monday January 29, 2018 @05:29AM (#16256642)
I guess you got your license in order, eh citizen?
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by masklinn on Monday January 29, 2018 @04:28AM (#16256404)
> Or grow them.

NZ prisons might be better than US's but that's not saying much.

Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by pjc50 on Monday January 29, 2018 @05:58AM (#16256760)
Someone's going to have to explain the lime police to those of us how aren't New Zealanders and have no idea what's going on here.
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by masklinn on Monday January 29, 2018 @06:27AM (#16256856)
Oh it's not a "lime police", NZ has nothing against limes specifically, there is no special treatment.

It's just gardens in general which are illegal (without a license, obviously) https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/2nem47/can_you_...

If limes (or anything else, like grass, or strawberries, or potatoes, or mint, ...) happen to grow on your property it's fine and you can collect them, but if you tend to them or there's evidence you planted them it's gardening, and the penalties can be steep.

And police don't look kindly on non-native tasty edibles[0] which "just happen" to grow on the properties of unlicensed owners, as often as not the owner is assumed at fault and fined (though of course the harshest penalties like prison require positive evidence of guilt).

[0] and NZ has very few native or pre-european plant edibles at all, let alone tasty ones: https://teara.govt.nz/en/1966/plants-edible-native

Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by michaelt on Monday January 29, 2018 @07:15AM (#16257027)

  It's just gardens in general which are illegal
I'm afraid you've fallen for a hoax [1]. Gardening is a legal and popular pastime in New Zealand [2].

[1] http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/new-zealand-gardening-law-hoax [2] http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/new-zealand-gardening-...

Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by masklinn on Monday January 29, 2018 @07:53AM (#16257177)
> I'm afraid you've fallen for a hoax

Whereas I'm reasonably convinced you're a joyless shitpail[0] who manages to "well, actually"[1] a joke.

[0] https://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/

[1] http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1116378-starter-packs

Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by dang on Monday January 29, 2018 @04:48PM (#16260925)
Good grief. Personal attacks will get you banned here. Really, please don't do that, regardless of how nitpicky another comment was or how annoyed you feel.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by natecavanaugh on Monday January 29, 2018 @06:54AM (#16256941)
Is there some sort of water or soil restrictions that warrant the licensing requirement?

I know NZ can be resource limited for a couple of reasons, but I'm trying to imagine why growing things would present enough danger to warrant the law being involved.

Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by pjc50 on Monday January 29, 2018 @07:09AM (#16257001)
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by masklinn on Monday January 29, 2018 @07:13AM (#16257019)
Don't believe that article people, it's the Huffington Post, everyone knows they're full of shite.
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by twblalock on Sunday January 28, 2018 @11:35PM (#16255360)
During the great lime shortage I continued to get a great deal on limes from 99 Ranch. The whole thing was a total joke.
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by azinman2 on Sunday January 28, 2018 @11:43PM (#16255371)
The Chinese community has their own sub-market:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/why-fruits-and-veggies-are-so-c...

Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by natecavanaugh on Monday January 29, 2018 @06:55AM (#16256945)
There are 99 ranch's in Australia?! I don't know why, but I love that. Even in the US, it's one of the best places to get produce.
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by madeofpalk on Monday January 29, 2018 @04:37AM (#16256447)
I still remember my mum and grandparents talking and complaining about the absurd prices of bananas in... 2007?
Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by girvo on Tuesday January 30, 2018 @03:00AM (#16263653)
A cyclone destroyed quite lot of banana plantations in Queensland, which caused banana prices to shoot up to $12/kg