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Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by masklinn on Monday January 29, 2018 @07:53AM (#16257177)
> I'm afraid you've fallen for a hoax

Whereas I'm reasonably convinced you're a joyless shitpail[0] who manages to "well, actually"[1] a joke.

[0] https://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/

[1] http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1116378-starter-packs

Re:America's Love Affair with Avocado by dang on Monday January 29, 2018 @04:48PM (#16260925)
Good grief. Personal attacks will get you banned here. Really, please don't do that, regardless of how nitpicky another comment was or how annoyed you feel.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html