> I'm afraid you've fallen for a hoax
Whereas I'm reasonably convinced you're a joyless shitpail[0] who manages to "well, actually"[1] a joke.
Good grief. Personal attacks will get you banned here. Really, please don't do that, regardless of how nitpicky another comment was or how annoyed you feel.
[1] http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/new-zealand-gardening-law-hoax [2] http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/new-zealand-gardening-...