The April Fools joke that might have got me fired

Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by _tk_ on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @07:46AM (#43545603)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by blueflow on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:43AM (#43546104)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by enterpriss on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @10:22AM (#43547120)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by spogbiper on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @10:51AM (#43547484)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by BanazirGalbasi on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @11:07AM (#43547688)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by romanhn on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @11:37AM (#43548071)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by thecosmicfrog on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @12:38PM (#43548824)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by peterpost2 on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @12:55PM (#43549002)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by kps on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @03:19PM (#43550412)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by simondanerd on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @05:06PM (#43551337)

Snook boom five seven supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bum fortnite.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by xg15 on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @07:53AM (#43545663)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by actionfromafar on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:06AM (#43545749)

HN is now a federal organization. Your account is marked for deletion in the next efficiency round.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by kotaKat on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:10AM (#43545786)

[preflagged for convienence]

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by alex1138 on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @09:10AM (#43546392)

We have detached this thread, as it was off-topic

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by tdstein on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @07:56AM (#43545688)

Can anyone tell me how to setup a premium account? I can’t figure it out.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by mankyd on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @07:58AM (#43545701)

You gotta start by typing your password into a comment. Like this: ****.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by Aardwolf on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @07:59AM (#43545707)

hunter2

edit: hey that doesnt look like stars to me

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by actionfromafar on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:02AM (#43545732)

Everybody else but you sees the stars, but not you because you are logged in to your account.

To me your message appears as:

    *******

    edit: hey that doesnt look like stars to me

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by jjbinx007 on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:08AM (#43545770)

That's why I always set my password as 8 asterisks - that way when my password gets leaked the hackers still think it's encrypted.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by johnisgood on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:29AM (#43545958)

Makes sense! Thanks for the tip.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by selimthegrim on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @03:34PM (#43550567)

Bash.org salutes you.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by johnisgood on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @04:36PM (#43551069)

I just don't understand why he would tell us how many asterisks he's using, I will try 16 for extra security. You can never be sure these days!

(BTW I love bash.org!)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by colejohnson66 on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:06AM (#43545754)

You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by tdba on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @05:06PM (#43551342)

HOw did you get my password ??? Delete. it immediately. This is your Final warning.

Warm regards,

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by virgilp on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @07:59AM (#43545705)

123456

What now?

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by waltwalther on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:36AM (#43546038)

...just wait for the email, click the link, enter your credit card number, and...

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by MisterTea on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:56AM (#43546247)

AMAZING! That's the same combination on my luggage.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by em-bee on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @11:23AM (#43547904)

your luggage locks have six digits? or is that two locks: 123 and 456?

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by minraws on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:18AM (#43545859)

Al#&291xuijL1

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by mjmas on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @06:02PM (#43551795)

rightcattlecapacitorpaperclip

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by pwagland on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:29AM (#43545959)

You have to insert 5c.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by notfed on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @04:40PM (#43551098)

Just log in with your Twitter account. It uses "Sign in With X" now.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by tetris11 on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @07:54AM (#43545668)

Look, whilst I agree with you in principle, your metaphor on the sexual preferences of honey badgers really did not do you any favours.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by aneutron on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @07:56AM (#43545693)

While that may be the case, this subject is quite delicate and is best debated within the confines of informed animal sexology:

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by zakki on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:22AM (#43545894)

Yeay, I'm a premium user.

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by deadbabe on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @07:48AM (#43545626)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by as1mov on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:22AM (#43545895)

(User was banned for this post)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by Bluecobra on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @08:32AM (#43545993)

Hope you got 10 bux!

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by datadrivenangel on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @09:15AM (#43546434)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by b8 on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @09:26AM (#43546548)

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Re:The April Fools joke that might have got me fired by MadVikingGod on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @09:34AM (#43546625)

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