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Re:Stimulation Clicker by Petersipoi on Monday January 06, 2025 @03:04PM (#42615005)
As far as clickers go, finishing this game without cheating is very easy. Only takes like 20-30 min. But nonetheless, it was enjoyable. Really regretted clicking the subway surfer wormhole button. Luckily that was right at the end.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by p0w3n3d on Monday January 06, 2025 @03:16PM (#42615176)
How much does it require to finish? I mean how many stimulation points?

I gave up when I bought auto hydraulic press.

Re:Stimulation Clicker by latexr on Monday January 06, 2025 @04:06PM (#42615822)
You need 2,000,000 stimulation points for the last item which wins the game. It sounds like a lot, but by that point you’ll be generating an insane amount of points per second and passive consumption is worth more than clicking. It does get overwhelming, at one point I had to mute the sound for a minute or two before resuming.

If you want to know what the last item is, rot13 the next paragraph (https://rot13.com/ is an easy way to do it):

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Re:Stimulation Clicker by p0w3n3d on Monday January 06, 2025 @04:12PM (#42615906)
Or

  tr 'A-Za-z' 'N-ZA-Mn-za-m'
If one is on computer or has access to shell from phone.

Gunaxf!

Re:Stimulation Clicker by SparkyMcUnicorn on Monday January 06, 2025 @03:22PM (#42615247)
Crypto investing is where the points really start to fly, mass clicking buy below $10k selling above $20k. Game finished pretty quick after that.

Edit: Just beat it in 19 minutes. Feel like you can't finish it much quicker than that without cheating.

Re:Stimulation Clicker by joseda-hg on Monday January 06, 2025 @04:36PM (#42616170)
Depending of your definition of cheating, resizing the window is a good passive way, specially after the DVD upgrade
Re:Stimulation Clicker by muzani on Monday January 06, 2025 @07:30PM (#42617813)
I wonder if this was deliberate, to give more points to mobile users.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by rhines on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @01:34AM (#42619907)
My phone could not handle it at all, it started dropping widgets after the slime (like subway surfers and hydraulic press disappeared) and then it started to lag before finally my whole phone became unresponsive for a couple minutes even after the tab was closed. On an iPhone 12 mini so not the newest but still a little surprising that it stopped so early in the game.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by CleanRoomClub on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @03:03AM (#42620357)
Same, though I’m on a iPhone 14 Pro Max.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by LorenzoGood on Monday January 06, 2025 @08:27PM (#42618202)
Open browser console, drag over.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by bobzimuta on Monday January 06, 2025 @06:34PM (#42617390)
excited to see speed runs of this game on tiktok, split screen with an 'easy diy hacks' video playing
Re:Stimulation Clicker by icedrift on Monday January 06, 2025 @06:48PM (#42617494)
Yeah the game was fairly slow but once bitcoin daytrading was unlocked the rest took a few minutes
Re:Stimulation Clicker by montag on Monday January 06, 2025 @09:16PM (#42618439)
It was hard to tell how many points I was getting from crypto. But it went to the top of the list on Screen Time
Re:Stimulation Clicker by boringg on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @02:20PM (#42626210)
So should we all be crypto investing is the lesson :)
Re:Stimulation Clicker by tavavex on Monday January 06, 2025 @03:43PM (#42615526)
The last, and most expensive item requires 2M stimulation, but I think you need to buy most of the preceding items to get to it.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by jakeydus on Monday January 06, 2025 @04:06PM (#42615825)
you can see the credits by paying 2m points so depending on your definition of winning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Re:Stimulation Clicker by p0w3n3d on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @04:34PM (#42627837)
It hung when I had 100k but I guess I will run it on PC next time.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by Applejinx on Monday January 06, 2025 @05:38PM (#42616863)
I had to restart because I unwittingly clicked the mukbang guy too early: can't handle him unless he is drowned out by everything else. By contrast I enjoyed the wormhole button. Kind of the whole point of the experience, liked it way better than certain noises :)
Re:Stimulation Clicker by UltraSane on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @04:23AM (#42620779)
Is shrinking the window down to make the DVD logos hit the edge more often considered cheating?
Re:Stimulation Clicker by eleveriven on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @08:55AM (#42622300)
I think this is considered smart thinking (from my point of view).
Re:Stimulation Clicker by titusjohnson on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @12:48PM (#42625160)
Spam DVD logo upgrades as fast as you can. Open your browser as big as it will go. When the DVD logo gets close to the top, start shrinking the browser slowly. I think the DVD positioning is calculated from the bottom of the page, there's a bug where the logo(s) will get stuck near the top as you shrink the page and will constantly re-register a bounce multiple times per second. Eventually all the logos you buy will get clumped at the top, and you can get 1MM Stimulation per "bounce".
Re:Stimulation Clicker by acomjean on Wednesday January 08, 2025 @04:00PM (#42638376)
I don't think you can "cheat" at a clicker/experience game.

I wouldn't sweat it.

Even those javascript hacks posted on the page here are fair game.

I finished the game. I don't begrudge anyone for making it go faster.

Re:Stimulation Clicker by JamesBarney on Wednesday January 08, 2025 @01:45AM (#42631668)
Yeah, that game should come with a seizure warning. I've never had a seizure but my brain started to feel pretty uncomfortable during my second completionist playthrough.