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Re:Stimulation Clicker by SparkyMcUnicorn on Monday January 06, 2025 @03:22PM (#42615247)
Crypto investing is where the points really start to fly, mass clicking buy below $10k selling above $20k. Game finished pretty quick after that.

Edit: Just beat it in 19 minutes. Feel like you can't finish it much quicker than that without cheating.

Re:Stimulation Clicker by joseda-hg on Monday January 06, 2025 @04:36PM (#42616170)
Depending of your definition of cheating, resizing the window is a good passive way, specially after the DVD upgrade
Re:Stimulation Clicker by muzani on Monday January 06, 2025 @07:30PM (#42617813)
I wonder if this was deliberate, to give more points to mobile users.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by rhines on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @01:34AM (#42619907)
My phone could not handle it at all, it started dropping widgets after the slime (like subway surfers and hydraulic press disappeared) and then it started to lag before finally my whole phone became unresponsive for a couple minutes even after the tab was closed. On an iPhone 12 mini so not the newest but still a little surprising that it stopped so early in the game.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by CleanRoomClub on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @03:03AM (#42620357)
Same, though I’m on a iPhone 14 Pro Max.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by LorenzoGood on Monday January 06, 2025 @08:27PM (#42618202)
Open browser console, drag over.
Re:Stimulation Clicker by bobzimuta on Monday January 06, 2025 @06:34PM (#42617390)
excited to see speed runs of this game on tiktok, split screen with an 'easy diy hacks' video playing
Re:Stimulation Clicker by icedrift on Monday January 06, 2025 @06:48PM (#42617494)
Yeah the game was fairly slow but once bitcoin daytrading was unlocked the rest took a few minutes
Re:Stimulation Clicker by montag on Monday January 06, 2025 @09:16PM (#42618439)
It was hard to tell how many points I was getting from crypto. But it went to the top of the list on Screen Time
Re:Stimulation Clicker by boringg on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @02:20PM (#42626210)
So should we all be crypto investing is the lesson :)