You need 2,000,000 stimulation points for the last item which wins the game. It sounds like a lot, but by that point you’ll be generating an insane amount of points per second and passive consumption is worth more than clicking. It does get overwhelming, at one point I had to mute the sound for a minute or two before resuming.

If you want to know what the last item is, rot13 the next paragraph (https://rot13.com/ is an easy way to do it):

Gur ynfg vgrz vf “tbvat gb gur bprna”. Gur tnzr jneaf lbh gurer vf ab tbvat onpx nsgre gung. Vg fjvgpurf gb n pnyzvat ivqrb bs jnirf ba gur ornpu, jvgu perqvgf.

Or

  tr 'A-Za-z' 'N-ZA-Mn-za-m'

If one is on computer or has access to shell from phone.

Gunaxf!

Crypto investing is where the points really start to fly, mass clicking buy below $10k selling above $20k. Game finished pretty quick after that.

Edit: Just beat it in 19 minutes. Feel like you can't finish it much quicker than that without cheating.

Depending of your definition of cheating, resizing the window is a good passive way, specially after the DVD upgrade

I wonder if this was deliberate, to give more points to mobile users.

My phone could not handle it at all, it started dropping widgets after the slime (like subway surfers and hydraulic press disappeared) and then it started to lag before finally my whole phone became unresponsive for a couple minutes even after the tab was closed. On an iPhone 12 mini so not the newest but still a little surprising that it stopped so early in the game.

Same, though I’m on a iPhone 14 Pro Max.

Open browser console, drag over.

excited to see speed runs of this game on tiktok, split screen with an 'easy diy hacks' video playing

Yeah the game was fairly slow but once bitcoin daytrading was unlocked the rest took a few minutes

It was hard to tell how many points I was getting from crypto. But it went to the top of the list on Screen Time

So should we all be crypto investing is the lesson :)

The last, and most expensive item requires 2M stimulation, but I think you need to buy most of the preceding items to get to it.

you can see the credits by paying 2m points so depending on your definition of winning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It hung when I had 100k but I guess I will run it on PC next time.