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Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by ljf on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @09:19AM (#39370033)
Love this idea for a story.

As an alternative - it could be the oil producing countries, not aliens - seeking shade earth to disrupt solar and wind energy, and return to oil dominance.

Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by rainbowzootsuit on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:00AM (#39370503)
Slow down there, Mr. Burns.
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by sidewndr46 on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @11:13AM (#39371598)
This sounds more like something out of a Mad Max type universe rather than sci-fi. A world living off fossil fuels because daylight has been reduced to 10% of the normal duration or something like that.
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by Tangurena2 on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @11:38AM (#39371876)
Or the "water company" from Tank Girl - blocking the sun to drive up revenues for the oil/coal companies.
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by saalweachter on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @09:50AM (#39370379)
Nah, you just need a simple Bond Villain Plot.

Step One: build a machine that can cool the Earth, solving global warming Once and For All.

Step Two: demand the governments of the Earth pay you $1 trillion to turn it off at the appropriate time.

Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by DelaneyM on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:08AM (#39370613)
I mean, a trillion dollars to solve global warming sounds like a pretty good deal to me?
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by peebeebee on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:26AM (#39370893)
That would be a good ending. The villain suddenly becomes the hero, but his evil purpose disappears and he gets depressed. :)
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by Keyframe on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @11:02AM (#39371469)
and then he proceeds to train ChatGPT5 with given money, even though it wasn't $7T he was hoping for.
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by exoverito on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:27AM (#39370916)
It's not solving if they can turn it back on, it's a subscription. The elite want renters, 'you will own nothing and be happy'.

It should give people pause that with all the push for more renewables in California and Germany, they now have among the most expensive electricity on Earth.

Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by Timon3 on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @11:38AM (#39371878)
You're conveniently leaving out that, at least for Germany, this was already the case before.
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by NoMoreNicksLeft on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @11:40AM (#39371893)
Shit, I think the US spent several times that per year, without even a good plan to pay it back. Does that mean the United States is irresponsible, or the amount is just so trivial they can't be bothered? Who cares, it's some other administration's problem.

Solving global warming, turning off the earth iceball machine when it's time? Easily worth $100 trillion. OP just has no supervillain potential.

"I demand the sum of... $1 million dollars!" -- Dr. Evil

Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by ant6n on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:06AM (#39370596)
Also sharks, with friggin lasers attached to their heads.
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by exoverito on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:23AM (#39370841)
And countries which use reliable sources of energy like nuclear would be unaffected. How curious...

Perhaps building unreliable energy infrastructure dependent on favorable climatic conditions is not the greatest idea. Especially if there's going to be major climate change. How's Germany doing again with all its solar lol.

Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by BirAdam on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @09:28AM (#39370139)
Well, if Exxon builds a space ship…