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Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by saalweachter on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @09:50AM (#39370379)
Nah, you just need a simple Bond Villain Plot.

Step One: build a machine that can cool the Earth, solving global warming Once and For All.

Step Two: demand the governments of the Earth pay you $1 trillion to turn it off at the appropriate time.

Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by DelaneyM on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:08AM (#39370613)
I mean, a trillion dollars to solve global warming sounds like a pretty good deal to me?
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by peebeebee on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:26AM (#39370893)
That would be a good ending. The villain suddenly becomes the hero, but his evil purpose disappears and he gets depressed. :)
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by Keyframe on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @11:02AM (#39371469)
and then he proceeds to train ChatGPT5 with given money, even though it wasn't $7T he was hoping for.
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by exoverito on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:27AM (#39370916)
It's not solving if they can turn it back on, it's a subscription. The elite want renters, 'you will own nothing and be happy'.

It should give people pause that with all the push for more renewables in California and Germany, they now have among the most expensive electricity on Earth.

Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by Timon3 on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @11:38AM (#39371878)
You're conveniently leaving out that, at least for Germany, this was already the case before.
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by NoMoreNicksLeft on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @11:40AM (#39371893)
Shit, I think the US spent several times that per year, without even a good plan to pay it back. Does that mean the United States is irresponsible, or the amount is just so trivial they can't be bothered? Who cares, it's some other administration's problem.

Solving global warming, turning off the earth iceball machine when it's time? Easily worth $100 trillion. OP just has no supervillain potential.

"I demand the sum of... $1 million dollars!" -- Dr. Evil

Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by ant6n on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:06AM (#39370596)
Also sharks, with friggin lasers attached to their heads.