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Re:Intel stock collapse worsens as $3.5T chip rout spreads on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @01:51AM (#50348883)
>you better start searching for a bunker.

Been looking for one the last 20 years.

>The finance bozos are clueless, again.

You're much too generous. They are so far beyond merely clueless... these are the bumblefucks that will tip off the end of the world.

Re:Apple reports fourth quarter results on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:10PM (#50345440)
I see no point in buying a Mac Studio. I would buy a 27" iMac. I would definitely buy a 35" iMac.

I might as well just get some Asus and whatever fancy monitor I can afford (that's not a Mac Studio) if it just has to be a tangle of hardware.

Re:Ask HN: Which TV do you recommend for privacy? on Monday November 02, 2026 @11:36AM (#50339437)
Does anyone know about the kiosk tvs used for professional displays? Do they still make/sell those?
Re:We ran AI agent swarms in Minecraft and Mindustry on Friday October 30, 2026 @03:18PM (#50308877)
There were surprisingly few 600 series terminator authors in the training corpus of these models, but more than a few half-panicked-and-trying-to-hide-it middle managers. Hell, I think that's an entire shelf of books at Barnes and Noble.
Re:StackOverflow now gets fewer than 1000 questions a month on Thursday October 29, 2026 @03:29AM (#50285563)
And yet it was best when it was before everyone really developed an "understanding of how questions for a Q&A site were supposed to look like". That's the time everyone in this thread is looking back at fondly.
Re:The Tragedy of Losing Your Wikipedia Page on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @06:21PM (#50281754)
The only reason that it wasn't more ambitious back then was because they wanted to be thought of as a grown-up encyclopedia and that meant aping Britannica. Britannica's dead, no one will remember it in 50 years, but now what was a capricious strategy is unquestionable dogma.

Wikipedia is an encyclopedia, the only one left, and it gets to define what an encyclopedia will be to everyone from this day forward. Excuses for my it must limit itself are inane.

>That's just not true. Your 13yr old is your legal responsibility, whilst you have a home, they do to.

You miss my point so thoroughly, it can only be genius. I know that it's not true. My son's not homeless. The other guy implied it, because he can't come up with a logical test of who and who isn't homeless.

If I buy a plot of land out in the middle of nowhere and do not inform the post office, apparently I'm homeless too, even if I built a mansion on said land.

Your measurements of homelessness are dumb and not representative of the condition most people think of when they are thinking of homelessness.

Re:Git for US Legislation on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @12:30AM (#50269364)
Without 64-bit time though, can't use it historically. Since current legislation is always changes built upon legislation from long before unix epoch, it kind of falls flat.
If I had a friend who was staying with us because he had no other place to be, he wouldn't be homeless. That's like saying my 13 yr old is homeless because his name's not on the mortgage. The only point of the euphemisms is for people to feel self-righteous for policing language. Which they often do because it's lazier than any sort of real reform.
I think this is... well, hilarious is the wrong word. How does that protect anyone that's suicidal? It's teaching everyone that you will be punished for expressing it.
Re:How to grow a cacao tree at home on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @01:46AM (#50255094)
I've never managed to get them taller than 10 inches. And this last year, no leaves at all... the tap root would emerge, but something always kills it quickly. Though, to be fair, those were from a grocery store pod (I think they refrigerate them during transport).
>I dont know if my friend working at Facebook believes this, or was just hiding it for me, but it's 0% chance of them doing that. Also because I never got any of these recommendations BEFORE I mentioned it out loud, which means their prediction engine (if it exists) also knows when I am going to talk about it!

He's just repeating the internal propaganda. The truth is reserved to a small team that implemented the spyware who are highly incentivized to never give any hint. Your friend doesn't work for that team.

I estimate the team size to be fewer than a dozen people. The managers above them that know about it are even fewer, with only one or two reporting to Zuck. And possibly they're so mentally retarded they don't necessarily understand it.

Don't ever install the Facebook app on your phone.

I just loaded up the torrents for American Horror Story's latest episodes, some Avatar spinoff, and Dark Matter's latest. Considered grabbing "Yaga", but after looking at it on Wikipedia it seems like one of those dumb quirky millennial shows that I dislike. The first torrent finished downloading before I'd managed to click on the last.

I haven't seen a television ad since before 2001 or so, unless you count the muted ones at the Mexican restaurant out of the corner of my eye. I'm not sure why anyone ever watches those. Subscription services are inferior to self-hosted streaming.

I wouldn't go that far. It's just Jellyfin is ugly as shit.
Re:What was a Token Ring network? on Friday October 16, 2026 @06:24PM (#50125570)
Back in 1999 I was still doing the crawling-under-desks thing. I was at a tobacco companies sales office... and they had a wallplate with ports labeled token ring, ethernet, and appletalk (looked rj11, so phonenet?). A year or two later I worked at their central location in Virginia in a warehouse decommisioning old equipement, got to see some FDDI and HIPPI hardware. Never saw it being used though.

And at my previous job, in a quite normal office, there was a wallplate labeled DEC with the weirdest jack I've ever seen. I couldn't visually identify it, and I thought I knew everything. 1.5" inches wide, with a plastic spring-loaded cover that came down from the top. Maybe only two conductors in it, not normal rj-style pins at all. I'd guess something Vax, but I thought those were always ethernet since the early 80s, and anything older still wouldn't likely have survived until 2025.

Re:What was a Token Ring network? on Friday October 16, 2026 @06:17PM (#50125512)
Better be careful, or the IBM lawyers will hunt him down for patent infringement. Maybe he should preemptively license it to be on the safe side.
Re:The Fatal Flaw of 911 on Friday October 16, 2026 @05:20PM (#50124916)
>the strongest consensus among experts is that police need more specializations, much like healthcare.

One of criticisms of healthcare is that we need more generalists so that people can afford basic checkups and routine care without obscene expenses. The call for more specialization might only serve some small minority of cases at wildly out-of-proportion rates.

Part of why policing seems so ineffective is because, whether or not it was deliberate, police forces have mutated into the "drug money confiscation force". Most people do not have active problems caused by or aggravated by drug dealers, and certainly not to the degree that would be indicated by how much police effort is expended toward those criminals. When real crimes are reported, we're told "tell it to your insurance company", the police never investigate, solve, or prosecute the people who commit those crimes.

Re:Do dentists know what they're doing? on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @06:30PM (#50096397)
Never let them drill the sides of your teeth. They may tell you they can put in a filling, but they're lying. They're hoping that you will be back in 6 weeks to get the crown... which they know that insurance won't pay for, so you're reluctant to get it right away.

The "soft spots" they found aren't cavities. They're lying.

Falling home prices, increased crime, decreased social status, long term political shift resulting in suboptimal and even counter-interest local policy.
It's doubtful that a catholic parochial school has ever turned away a catholic student. Certainly if that happens, it must be rare. If catholic students are superior to non-catholics, through some self-selection process, how does that invalidate his point? They're not being picky intentionally. A great many admit non-catholic students, often on scholarship, those students also tend to do well.

Public schools have to take children that do not want to be there and make it everyone's problem, and their classmates suffer for it. Maybe this public school policy is the issue that should concern you.

Re:Why Were Victorian Elites So Effective? on Thursday October 08, 2026 @12:48AM (#50001886)
>The age range of baby boomers is not seriously in question no matter what some internet random on social may say.

Tell them that, not me. We live in a descriptivist universe.

Re:Why Were Victorian Elites So Effective? on Wednesday October 07, 2026 @06:18PM (#49999537)
Is there a form of (self-)success that manifests when you accomplish what other people and only other people wanted you to accomplish? That'd be their success, not yours.
Re:Why Were Victorian Elites So Effective? on Wednesday October 07, 2026 @06:08PM (#49999443)
On other social media platforms, the boomers are aged 28 to 107. And I'm not exaggerating, you can check for yourself. The muddying of definitions is the root of all evil.
Re:What's Earth's dominant species by mass? on Tuesday October 06, 2026 @06:38PM (#49985152)
Supposedly, at its peak, all the covid viruses on Earth amounted to about half a teaspoon's worth.
Re:What's Earth's dominant species by mass? on Tuesday October 06, 2026 @06:35PM (#49985121)
>We have yet to unlock the Singularity shortcut that leaves us with replicators and free energy.

That leaves our successor species, the machine minds, with replicators and free energy, I think you mean.

Re:'Neanderthals Among Us' by Peter Sahlins Review on Monday October 05, 2026 @10:14AM (#49965174)
>I don't see why fertility rates wouldn't change with time.

Of course they'll change with time. They'll go down further. Not what you mean, you somehow believe they'll go back up... but without bothering to come up with an explanation for why they'd do that. Maybe because it's emotionally comfortable to imagine it so, or convenient to your argument.

In reality, low fertility rates cause economic stagnation that most believe to be the cause of even lower fertility rates. It will spiral.

Re:What is going on with ceiling fans on Monday October 05, 2026 @03:44AM (#49961850)
I installed new fans a few years back. They all use those little 6" disc LEDs. They're replaceable. Is there some other type I've not heard of?
Re:'Neanderthals Among Us' by Peter Sahlins Review on Monday October 05, 2026 @03:39AM (#49961806)
>Same thing will probably happen to any smaller populations as globalization/interbreeding means massive populations like China/India will end up being the majority of the DNA.

China's 1.0ish fertility rate means that they will be gone in 14 generations or so. India's not that far behind them. It's strange hearing people talk about the "erasure of races"... a meme that goes back 70 or more years at this point, when the only race that will be erased is the human race.

When fertility rates are 1.0, every subsequent human generation is half the size of the previous. Rapid population will become impossible to ignore in just a few decades. Human extinction looms.

It's already underway... about 10 million of those are the population increase, and more recently than most would guess.

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