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Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by catiopatio on Thursday October 13, 2022 @11:13PM (#33199238)
I wonder what the split is; how many of the population find it exhausting vs enriching.

The “war psychology” resonates with me, but I can’t stand spending time in an IKEA store; the experience is draining and frustrating, while everything they sell is disposable, cheap, off-gassing melamine and fiberboard.

It breaks quickly, and you find yourself back at IKEA buying another cheap furniture piece.

When I was young and poor, I hated IKEA even more after wasting time and hard-earned money there.

Instead, I started buying used, high-quality furniture, made of natural materials, from second-hand furniture stores.

Just as affordable, more durable, more enjoyable to own, and I was able to sell/give it on when I was less poor.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by tobyjsullivan on Thursday October 13, 2022 @11:43PM (#33199407)
This raises an obvious question: if you hate the experience and you hate the products, then why are you at the store?
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by catiopatio on Friday October 14, 2022 @12:45AM (#33199717)
I’ve helped some friends shop there, since I drive a pickup.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by vincnetas on Friday October 14, 2022 @01:17AM (#33199901)
Just wait for them at the caffeteria?
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by fest on Friday October 14, 2022 @01:57AM (#33200105)
When the local IKEA was opened, they made you go all the way through expo labyrinth just to get to cafeteria and there was even a security guard making sure nobody takes the obviously planned in shortcut from the beginning of expo hall to cafeteria.

They did open up the shortcut after a few months though.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by boomboomsubban on Friday October 14, 2022 @03:12AM (#33200481)
Did you try to go directly to the cafeteria and were refused? I'd bet the security guard was there to prevent people walking backwards through the store and stealing, though I assume they purposefully placed him in an area to make people think they couldn't walk directly to the cafeteria.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by fest on Friday October 14, 2022 @04:27AM (#33200999)
Yes, he explained that the passage there is only open during emergencies or something like that.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by orthoxerox on Friday October 14, 2022 @05:25AM (#33201364)
The answer to this is always "well, this is an emergency for me, feel free to call the police if you mind me going to the cafeteria".
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by iamtedd on Friday October 14, 2022 @06:07AM (#33201570)
I wonder what it feels like to be the human equivalent of a door.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by eastbound on Friday October 14, 2022 @01:52AM (#33200079)
Good question. Sometimes you need something from IKEA. But same as above, I hate the Ikea experience, which is designed to exhaust the customer.

I once broke my iPad at Ikea out of tiredness (put it on an instable shelf while arguing with my partner).

It’s designed to make you tired, to make you argue with your partner, to make your kids run around and want things, and to make you slow down when you need to finish quickly. Ikea is designed to give you, in fine, a bad experience.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by com2kid on Thursday October 13, 2022 @11:55PM (#33199467)
> The “war psychology” resonates with me, but I can’t stand spending time in an IKEA store; the experience is draining and frustrating, while everything they sell is disposable, cheap, off-gassing melamine and fiberboard.

Ikea sells plenty of real solid wood products, but even their mid-tier chip board book shelves last.

Ikea's light fixtures are also a good deal. Bonus that they don't use soldered in LED lights, which I've seen many cheap and even mid priced light fixtures starting to do.

Ikea's signature POÄNG chair, those things last forever.

Ikea is also often the only place that sells furniture with a clean look. At least in the Pacific NW of the US, my choices for furniture shopping are:

1. Ikea, cheap, quality ranging from meh to decent.

2. Macy's Home store and other of the ilk, horribly ugly furniture with quality ranging from decent to not too bad.

3. HOLY SHIT expensive furniture stores selling good looking stuff like CB2.

4. LOLWTFBBQ expensive furniture stores like restoration hardware, selling ugly ass shit that is of quality ranging from "not too bad" to "pretty good."

Last time I visited Vancouver BC I was very jealous of their furniture stores. :(

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by nextos on Friday October 14, 2022 @12:37AM (#33199679)
Came here to say the same thing, POÄNG and a few other products from IKEA are great.

It's actually a shame they don't focus more on perfecting their offerings.

Some items get redesigned too often. Especially the melamine off-gassing stuff referred to by the parent post.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by com2kid on Friday October 14, 2022 @01:20PM (#33206358)
> Especially the melamine off-gassing stuff referred to by the parent post.

Agreed, last drawer I bought from them I shoved activated charcoal bags in for over a week and left the drawers open, eventually they stopped smelling.

Also the quality of their press board / chip board has dropped dramatically over the years. 20 years ago items in the Malm line were a lot heavier and could survive multiple moves. Last time I picked up a piece of a Malm bed, it felt nearly hollow.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by JamesianP on Friday October 14, 2022 @03:01AM (#33200418)
> 4. LOLWTFBBQ expensive furniture stores like restoration hardware, selling ugly ass shit that is of quality ranging from "not too bad" to "pretty good."

My theory is there is some kind of fashion season progression for furniture, perhaps based on stuff they use on reality shows or trendy waiting rooms or something. That is the "cutting edge" designs (made nowhere particularly noteworthy and using nothing special in terms of materials) at repugnant prices.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by inferiorhuman on Friday October 14, 2022 @07:21PM (#33209951)
IMO there's little that approaches Ikea quality+value for lighting. I went all in on Hue way back when and none of it's lasted (some bulbs died within a couple years), and the current app is garbage. A couple years ago I bought a Kichler fixture for roughly double what the nearest Ikea equivalent cost and… yikes. The build quality was not great and the replacement wasn't a whole lot better. Installation was far more fiddly than anything I've bought from Ikea.

I've been looking at Ikea for kitchen cabinets and while there are some shops that'll do comparable quality Ikea has most of them beat on price, drawer hardware, and ease of discovery. I was thumbing through one catalog that had a whole formula to figure out how much your cabinet would cost. With Ikea the prices are right there and they're generally lower than comparable quality RTA stuff from other brands. Plus the warranty is better and installation is less fiddly.

There's just not a lot out there that's just a little bit better than Ikea. There's Ikea and then there's high end stuff.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by bunabhucan on Friday October 14, 2022 @12:46AM (#33199725)
I had a consulting job where I moved every few years and even their cheapest stuff survived multiple interstate moves, some with disassembly/assembly. I'd contrast it with the lower volume stores with higher margins and constantly changing designs: Ikea stuff has to work because the margins are lower and the volume is higher : a mistake/recall would cost them more.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by Nursie on Friday October 14, 2022 @05:15AM (#33201309)
The good part about moving your ikea furniture between continents, as I have done, is that when the wheel on your desk chair breaks you can go to your nearest ikea and ask for another!
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by japanuspus on Friday October 14, 2022 @05:29AM (#33201388)
Well, sometimes at least: We moved from Asia (Singapore) to Europe, and while waiting for our movers to arrive, we checked the childrens bedroom in the new house against the dimensions of their beds _looked up on the European IKEA site_: The bed would not fit.

When the movers came with our container, I checked the dimensions on the actual IKEA bed we had bought in Singapore: It was smaller than the European version, and fit perfectly into the bedroom.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by Nursie on Friday October 14, 2022 @06:04AM (#33201551)
Interesting!

That particular chair I had was the same everywhere. I moved mine from Australia to the UK and got the new wheel there. Pretty sure it’s the same globally as I went to Shenzhen to visit a supplier a few years later and noticed the boardroom had very familiar seating!

(It was a ‘Markus’)

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by astrange on Friday October 14, 2022 @01:23AM (#33199943)
All of my Ikea products have lasted forever, and my bed is actually better after the last move because the mover replaced some of the parts for me.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by yurishimo on Friday October 14, 2022 @03:51AM (#33200740)
It definitely depends on the product. I had an early version of the MALMO bed that was absolute trash. It broke within a year of normal use.

Things like tables I've generally felt to be of decent quality. Their kitchen fittings tend to be good enough quality to make it through their 10 year warranty.

Actually, speaking of warranties, I was just in an Ikea store in The Netherlands after moving here from the USA, and there was a large sign on the wall in the couch section proclaiming the 10 year warranty on all of their couches. So it seems they are trying to make some key products last.

I also bought some cheap plastic shelves with wheels for my new tiny Dutch bathroom. I don't expect the wheels to still roll in a year. I bought what I think it supposed to be a wire mesh "filing cabinet" (it's tiny!) to use as shoe storage in the entry way and I expect it to start rusting next year. But it was €20 and I just made an international move and money is tight atm.

You get what you pay for I think. $40 bookshelves? Not making it through a move. This model[0] however, will likely hold up fine. It looked sturdy when I saw it in the store last week.

0: https://www.ikea.com/nl/en/p/hemnes-bookcase-red-stained-lig...

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by TheOtherHobbes on Friday October 14, 2022 @04:31AM (#33201018)
They don't hold up fine. I bought some Hemnes when I moved a few years ago. One frame broke when I loaded it up with hardbacks. The sides are incredibly thin - purely decorative with no structural support. The shelf pins are just about strong enough to hold a collection as long as you don't keep pulling books off the shelf to read them.

They're not a cheap option, considering. I was looking at them a few weeks ago thinking I should either have spent more on something more robust or looked at options elsewhere.

As for IKEA's store plan, I've long suspected the really cheap products are loss leaders to get people into the stores. The majority of products - like Hemnes - are far more expensive but still budget-or-just-over quality.

And there are always a few items, like premium persian rugs, which are far more expensive than equivalents elsewhere. I expect IKEA makes most of its money from higher margins on the just-over products.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by yurishimo on Friday October 14, 2022 @04:40AM (#33201082)
Fair enough. I haven't purchased one, but the thicker legs and trim pieces at least make it _appear_ sturdier.

The wife wanted a bookshelf so we bought a Billy for €40. I was watching a couple YouTube videos about making them a bit sturdier with glue and extra nails, so I'll probably take a stab at that this weekend when I assemble it.

Re: loss leaders, of course! They serve a €1 breakfast (with "free" coffee if you're a member, which is also free) at the store nearest me. It's an egg, cheese, and a small bread roll. Not much, but I'm paying at least €1 for bread at the local café to go with my €3 latte. The cube shelves are ridiculously cheap and really quite sturdy for most models but you pay out the nose for the cloth cubes to slot into the shelf. Want a door and a drawer to fit in one cube? That'll be half the price of the full shelf.

I think the other half of the problem here is an ignorance of the business model and marketing by consumers. If you expect a €20 shelf to last forever, you're in for a bad time. If you're a college student or a young family starting out in life and need some stuff to get through the next few years, Ikea is probably a decent option.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by inferiorhuman on Friday October 14, 2022 @10:20PM (#33211036)
I went looking for the rated capacity of the shelves and found this:

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/newsroom/corporate-news/safety-an...

Ikea is providing longer, presumably stronger, pins free of charge.

In any case the 48 cm wide unit is listed as having a 15 kg limit per shelf, the 89 cm wide units are rated at 30 kg. Fifteen kilos of hardback books is potentially a lot less than one might expect.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by frobozz on Friday October 14, 2022 @04:34AM (#33201047)
> You get what you pay for I think. $40 bookshelves? Not making it through a move

I'm sitting next to a Billy that's nearly 2 decades and 4 moves old.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by distances on Friday October 14, 2022 @02:25AM (#33200232)
As a counter anecdote, nothing I have bought in IKEA has broken. They are not family heirloom pieces but I'm confident I'll be able to sell/give away all of them in some online marketplace when the time comes.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by stavros on Friday October 14, 2022 @04:15AM (#33200900)
I liked your comment, but it disappointed a bit as I was waiting to hear about the quality of IKEA countertops.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by wincy on Friday October 14, 2022 @04:33AM (#33201039)
When my wife and I were in our 20s we bought an IKEA countertop and quite liked it. It lasted the few years we lived in that house and is better than the countertop we have in our much more expensive house that we haven’t yet remodeled. It wasn’t magic countertop but it was perfectly serviceable and relatively easy to install.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by stavros on Friday October 14, 2022 @05:51AM (#33201492)
Thanks, that's the counter anecdote I came to HN for.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by orthoxerox on Friday October 14, 2022 @05:22AM (#33201349)
As a counter counter anecdote, I bought a wooden stool in IKEA, and it was a piece of junk that couldn't withstand any shear force.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by jffhn on Friday October 14, 2022 @02:31AM (#33200258)
>It breaks quickly

You can sometimes easily reinforce the weak parts, like screwing brittle backs of shelves on the main structure, with large repair washers else it doesn't hold.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by JamesianP on Friday October 14, 2022 @02:45AM (#33200324)
I've always thought of Ikea's business as first and foremost about international sourcing of cheap manufacturing and distribution. Walmart for furniture.

In my experience used furniture prices are all about the local supply and demand. In some places, the prices are horrific for anything,p eople are selling cheap Ikea stuff on craigslist above retail. In other places, people are practically giving it away.