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Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by vincnetas on Friday October 14, 2022 @01:17AM (#33199901)
Just wait for them at the caffeteria?
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by fest on Friday October 14, 2022 @01:57AM (#33200105)
When the local IKEA was opened, they made you go all the way through expo labyrinth just to get to cafeteria and there was even a security guard making sure nobody takes the obviously planned in shortcut from the beginning of expo hall to cafeteria.

They did open up the shortcut after a few months though.

Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by boomboomsubban on Friday October 14, 2022 @03:12AM (#33200481)
Did you try to go directly to the cafeteria and were refused? I'd bet the security guard was there to prevent people walking backwards through the store and stealing, though I assume they purposefully placed him in an area to make people think they couldn't walk directly to the cafeteria.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by fest on Friday October 14, 2022 @04:27AM (#33200999)
Yes, he explained that the passage there is only open during emergencies or something like that.
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by orthoxerox on Friday October 14, 2022 @05:25AM (#33201364)
The answer to this is always "well, this is an emergency for me, feel free to call the police if you mind me going to the cafeteria".
Re:IKEA’s Crimes Against Cartography by iamtedd on Friday October 14, 2022 @06:07AM (#33201570)
I wonder what it feels like to be the human equivalent of a door.