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Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by redox99 on Thursday October 06, 2022 @03:22PM (#33112777)
This isn't crypto. You didn't own any crypto. Some company owned your crypto. The whole point of crypto is that you can own it (ie you and only you have your keys).

We hear stories here every now and then about how their bank/paypal/etc froze their money and they are fucked. Crypto allows you to actually own your stuff. With fiat unless you hold cash, you can't do that. Crypto is about being trustless.

If you give away your crypto to some centralized entity and "trust them" that they'll keep your stuff and not steal it, then you don't get the point of crypto and you're using it wrong.

Yes, I know holding your own keys is hard. There are a lot of things that can be done to improve the UX. And even then, I don't think crypto needs to be easy enough for your grandma to use it, because I don't think crypto needs to replace TradFi for every transaction.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by itake on Thursday October 06, 2022 @03:29PM (#33112854)
> The whole point of crypto is that you can own it (ie you and only you have your keys).

I've also heard stories where people were locked out of exchanges during crashes, preventing liquidation, because exchanges stopped or delayed deposits during high volume trading.

Its super cool that you can keep your own crypto, but if you can't trade that crypto, whats the point?

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by tazard on Thursday October 06, 2022 @03:41PM (#33113026)
I think you missed the whole point. Celsius, centralized exchanges, etc, you don't actually own the crypto. You have an account on a site. If you want to own your crypto and also trade between currencies, your better off using something like Uniswap
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by smoldesu on Thursday October 06, 2022 @06:06PM (#33114720)
I think you've missed the point as well. Nobody owns anything with crypto. When you give your crypto to Coinbase, there is no $250,000 FDIC insurance that comes along with it. You don't even get to know what wallet it's in, and if Coinbase decides to go sideways, they can snatch up your money with no legal consequence. You're right that part of the problem is the US failing to regulate them, but there's nothing to regulate. A public ledger does not a currency make.

Your parents will never have a custodial wallet. The fact that traditional banking is easier than 'doing crypto right' should give you all the adoption metrics you need.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by matheusmoreira on Thursday October 06, 2022 @06:26PM (#33114923)
> Nobody owns anything with crypto. When you give your crypto to Coinbase

Don't do that if you want to actually own your coins.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by StanislavPetrov on Thursday October 06, 2022 @06:17PM (#33114836)
>I think you've missed the point as well. Nobody owns anything with crypto. When you give your crypto to Coinbase, there is no $250,000 FDIC insurance that comes along with it.

No, it is you who missed the point yet again. If you give your crypto to Coinbase it isn't your crypto anymore. You are entrusting Coinbase with your crypto. FDIC insurance may be helpful if your bank has financial difficulties, but any money you entrust to the bank can be seized just as easily as Coinbase can seize your money. Ask a truck driver who participated in the lockdown protests in Ottowa how secure their fiat money was in the bank after it was unilaterally seized by the government.

> The fact that traditional banking is easier than 'doing crypto right' should give you all the adoption metrics you need.

Does anyone go into crypto because it is "easier" than traditional banking?

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by itake on Friday October 07, 2022 @12:03PM (#33123152)
I think you're missing the point.

Even if you have a private wallet, you don't 'own' your own crypto.

When the Solana network was down [0], could the people that 'own' their own wallets trade their crypto? What about the people with their coins on an exchange?

[0] - https://status.solana.com/uptime

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by tornato7 on Friday October 07, 2022 @06:38PM (#33127724)
By the way, these days there are wallets insured by Lloyd's which is a good of a guarantee as FDIC
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by itake on Friday October 07, 2022 @12:00PM (#33123107)
I think you missed my point.

A recent example is Solana. Their network keeps crashing [0]. Everyone keeping their own keys are completely locked away from trading their coin. Everyone with their coin owned in a centralized exchange can trade freely.

If you hold your own coins, you're vulnerable to network attacks and AMM instability/hacks.

If you put the coins on an exchange, you're vulnerable to the exchange's liquidity issues.

[0] - https://status.solana.com/uptime

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by tornato7 on Friday October 07, 2022 @06:36PM (#33127694)
Yes, if you use Solana you should be aware that the chain very regularly has serious downtime. Ethereum gas fees can spike but generally there has never been downtime.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by itake on Saturday October 08, 2022 @10:33PM (#33137820)
All chains have problems. Ethereum hard forked and high gas fees. Just to spend your money costs $20 USD :|.

How much downtime did Terra have before it crashed?

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by redox99 on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:42PM (#33113830)
That's why I think Bitcoin is outdated (yes, get your pitchforks), and you really need something that can do smart contracts.

Bitcoin you can hold it, transfer it, and not much more. Having smart contracts (like Ethereum) allows you to have something like Uniswap, which is decentralized and allows you to trade your coins.

Yes, it's not a fiat on/offramp, but if stablecoins are actually good and backed, in the scenarios you describe you would just buy/sell stablecoins and at a later point exchange those stables for cash.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by cdiddy2 on Thursday October 06, 2022 @07:27PM (#33115508)
With tBTC (v2 coming very soon), you can move you bitcoin to the ethereum chain and trade it/use all defi there and then move it back all trustlessly. So in a way it makes ethereum a layer2 for bitcoin to work off of without having to change the bitcoin base chain
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by gobip on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:50PM (#33113915)
Layer two on Bitcoin. Lightning network. Stablecoins coming soon.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by __s on Thursday October 06, 2022 @03:52PM (#33113182)
You can trade crypto in person without an exchange
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by strangattractor on Thursday October 06, 2022 @06:53PM (#33115185)
We have a solution for that - it is called money and it is anonymous. I can also use it to buy things like Halloween candy at the store even when the power is out. Truly amazing invention.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by saurik on Thursday October 06, 2022 @07:54PM (#33115729)
But it isn't programmable, and I can't easily carry large quantities of it. Is it really so crazy that some people want to use crypto? The person wasn't saying "crypto uniquely solved this problem" they were defending against someone who said "crypto is useless if you can't do this".
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by strangattractor on Friday October 07, 2022 @03:30PM (#33125855)
Can't wait until all your crypto disappears because of an off by 1 bug:0 I guess that is the ultimate question - Does crypto actually solve a problem? Or at the very least solve some problems without creating more intractable problems in the process. I definitely remember it being touted as an inflation hedge. How'd that workout? Or that you cannot create more than X amount of Bitcoins - until they split the ledger. It seems like a new scam coin is minted daily - talk about lower barriers to entry. Just the fact that you mention transporting large sums secretly is interesting. There are many Drug Cartels wishing it was easier also.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by saurik on Friday October 07, 2022 @05:26PM (#33127059)
I honestly don't understand how any self-respecting software developer wouldn't be excited by programmable money. I have wanted programmable money for almost a quarter of a century now, ever since I was consulting for a bank on their first website back in 1998. The centralized banking system simply refuses to do it... they barely even give me API access for taxes and accounting purposes, much less being able to automate moving money around or responding to payments :/. I've anxiously followed attempts by startups to build their own credit cards with better APIs (all of which end up sucking and eventually just fold), I've abused the hell out of the mostly-undocumented OFX endpoints offered by traditional banks, I was the largest mobile/phone customer of Amazon Flexible Payments up until they shut it down and replaced it with a lame Stripe competitor, and I have built an entire empire of tooling on top of PayPal... which somehow is the closest thing we still have here in 2022.

In contrast, crypto is this almost futuristic mechanism that centers developers by giving you a serverless transactional database system on which you not only can work with money but you can implement your own money. I can build my own mechanisms for authenticating access to that money, including--if I wanted to--replicating whatever features I liked from traditional systems. It offers functionality similar to ACH and wire transfers, but as a truly federated system that allows anyone to participate. Does it allow scams? Sure... but only in the same sense that other open systems like telephone networks, e-mail, and the web allow people to run scams! Are you really so closed minded as to not think everyone should get the power to automate their own lives as they see fit? God... I bet you are also one of those people who insist no one should be allowed to write or even install software on their own devices without going through Apple, or who insist that private end-to-end encrypted messaging is going to end civilization by mostly empowering terrorists, child abusers, and "Drug Cartels" :/.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by latchkey on Sunday October 09, 2022 @11:59PM (#33147636)
> I honestly don't understand how any self-respecting software developer wouldn't be excited by programmable money.

Saurik, it is HN, where people complain endlessly about Paypal, but never want to fix it because that would be 're-inventing banking'.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by rodgerd on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:17PM (#33113497)
Yep. Then you can enjoy all the risks of cash, with the additional benefits that you have to manage digital security as well.

Nothing like losing all your money because you can't unlock your wallet any more. Or sent it to the tip.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by quickthrowman on Thursday October 06, 2022 @03:58PM (#33113261)
Finding liquidity might be a problem though. At least, I don’t have any local market makers quoting a bid/ask for BTC or ETH.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by jhugo on Thursday October 06, 2022 @10:56PM (#33116931)
I don't know where you are, but it's very likely that you do.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by vorpalhex on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:19PM (#33113521)
Can you, with no services at all? You can share your keys... but you can still double spend, etc.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by Jommi on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:49PM (#33113910)
you can trade crypto you own, all the while keeping ownership of that crypto

look into decentralized finance and you will be amazed

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by Bloedcoin on Thursday October 06, 2022 @03:37PM (#33112968)
Funny how other crypto bros would say the opposite.

But hey now you got my interest: if it's not for normal people for whom is crypto then in your opinion?

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by redox99 on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:49PM (#33113906)
I'm not sure, it depends on how good the UX and trustless/low trust custodial services get[1]. I don't think crypto will ever be for "my grandma" for example. But I could see it being easy and safe enough for my dad, who knows what phishing is, would understand what private keys are, etc.

[1] This is too long to explain but basically something similar to multisig and time locks to add extra security. Nothing like this exists at least easy to use right now.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by tekknik on Friday October 07, 2022 @12:16AM (#33117366)
You said it though, it’s all about the UX. It’s much easier when you have something physical like a card or cash.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by cwkoss on Thursday October 06, 2022 @03:54PM (#33113206)
This is a no true scotsman fallacy. It is crypto. It is the shallow, lazy, dangerous way of using it it, but it is still cryptocurrency.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by redox99 on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:45PM (#33113855)
People have been saying "not your keys, not your coins" for over a decade. This isn't anything new.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by cwkoss on Thursday October 06, 2022 @07:33PM (#33115556)
Non custodial ownership is still an option, even if not advisable.

If my non-tech savvy grandma wanted to own some bitcoin, I'd probably suggest she just keeps it on the exchange. Counterparty risk is probably less than risk of user error.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by andrewprock on Thursday October 06, 2022 @06:34PM (#33115005)
And this aphorism conflates ownership with possession. Crypto is a bad actors fantasy turned reality.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by cycomanic on Friday October 07, 2022 @02:03AM (#33117934)
It's funny you can say that about pretty much anything. If it's not cash on yourself it's not your money, or all sort of other assets where ownership is essentially backed by the government. The issue with all these crypto schemes is, people want to get rid of government oversight when it's inconvenient for them (e.g. have to pay taxes) but otherwise still want the government to guarantee ownership of actual physical assets, because it would be pretty inconvenient to loose the mansion you bought with all the crypto gains.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by browningstreet on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:04PM (#33113325)
How do you safely use crypto?
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by ethanbond on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:19PM (#33113517)
It's quite easy: you download this Zero Knowledge Confabulator utility from github and load it up into your TAILS instance. Make sure you pull all this over Tor and use a North Korean VPN and please for the love of god verify the MD5 hashes. Once you've done this, you put your wallet key into the ConfabUtil which will produce a zk-snark. Memorize this because you will next need to go into an airgapped, seismically isolated room and write it down onto a one time pad. Now you start digging, and once you cannot dig any longer you can safely place this one time pad into the bottom of the hole, climb back out, and rest easy knowing Your Crypto Is Safe.

I sure am glad that I can be my own bank!

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by deebosong on Thursday October 06, 2022 @08:04PM (#33115805)
This is pretty much what it sounds like to a laymen like me. It's aggravatingly complex, with like, 18 points of user error failure points. And even if I quadruple checked, I'd wanna check 17 more times after that, and I'd still feel I messed up some crucial step at some point.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by nawgz on Thursday October 06, 2022 @08:20PM (#33115901)
I love the juxtaposition of this comment with its sibling. Comedy gold.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by redox99 on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:53PM (#33113962)
With a hardware wallet where you store your seed phrase. You would never type this seed anywhere. You would store backups of this seed in something like a metal sheet that you can buy. You would be extremely careful of the numerous phishing attempts that you will encounter. Also with malicious smart contracts. And you would have a hot and cold wallet, to minimize risk.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by maccard on Thursday October 06, 2022 @07:07PM (#33115309)
Remember that this is an alternative to a small card that is widely accepted internationally that I can reclaim a transaction with a quick phone call.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by lmm on Thursday October 06, 2022 @08:46PM (#33116054)
Until the operators decide for their own mysterious reasons to make your small card stop working, or that you suddenly owe them a bunch of money you never had, or both at the same time.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by tekknik on Friday October 07, 2022 @12:15AM (#33117357)
How is any of this possible in the real world? If my bank says I owe them money, it’s on them to prove it. If they can’t I can easily take them to court.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by lmm on Friday October 07, 2022 @12:17AM (#33117371)
"Easily" is far from my experience. I eventually got everything back but it took literally years.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by tekknik on Friday October 07, 2022 @10:11AM (#33121596)
I’d love to hear more.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by lmm on Friday October 07, 2022 @08:37PM (#33128708)
I don't know much more, which is the frustrating part of the experience. When we got an actual court date they were suddenly happy to give me all my money back, and I was too tired to push further. But until then it was block, stall, ask for more copies of the same identity verification documents or claim that they somehow didn't meet the requirements (e.g. claiming that my bank statements weren't acceptable identify verification because they didn't show the account being in active use, despite it being my main daily account), insist simultaneously that they couldn't tell me anything but it would all be resolved soon.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by femiagbabiaka on Thursday October 06, 2022 @08:44PM (#33116031)
I’m not a crypto fanatic but credit and debit cards are very susceptible to fraud
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by tekknik on Friday October 07, 2022 @12:15AM (#33117359)
But in those cases the user gets their money back. This isn’t the case with crypto.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by femiagbabiaka on Friday October 07, 2022 @01:06AM (#33117649)
People with time get their money back. People without it get nothing back. And that’s not even mentioning the legal scams like overdraft charges… I’m just saying, the existing system sucks too.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by maccard on Friday October 07, 2022 @03:42AM (#33118450)
It's not that much time, and frankly you need the time with any method. The last time it happened to me, my card provider noticed the transactions, blocked the card and phoned me to ask if I made them.

The time before, I phoned my bank and told them I had a charge I didn't recognize, they asked me to fill in a form and refunded me within 48 hours.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by maccard on Friday October 07, 2022 @03:40AM (#33118435)
Absolutely, as much as any other payment method. Meanwhile there are consumer protections available for them. One phonecall and a form will pretty much instantly reverse a debit card, credit card, or direct debit transaction with any bank in Europe. On more than one occasion this has happened to me and it's taken less than 15 minutes to resolve.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by femiagbabiaka on Friday October 07, 2022 @03:37PM (#33125935)
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by optimalsolver on Thursday October 06, 2022 @04:13PM (#33113444)
No True ScotsCoin.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by RC_ITR on Thursday October 06, 2022 @07:06PM (#33115293)
>Crypto is about being trustless.

People always say this, but you definitely have to trust that a group of unknown validators/miners/stakers will choose to keep working on your chosen chain, just as much as you have to trust that the bank will keep doing it's job as they promised you they would.

And before you say "I don't need trust, validators have economic incentive to keep doing it, and if they don't someone else will", I have something to tell you about why people choose to work at banks (it's the salary).

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by aydyn on Thursday October 06, 2022 @08:55PM (#33116120)
> And before you say "I don't need trust, validators have economic incentive to keep doing it, and if they don't someone else will", I have something to tell you about why people choose to work at banks (it's the salary).

This statement supports exactly the opposite of the point you're trying to make.

Think about it:

* Bankers have economic incentive to work at a bank (the salary)

* Validators have economic incentive to work on your chain (the block rewards)

That's literally the entire point. You don't need to trust any validator, only that the majority are self-interested, rational actors.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by RC_ITR on Thursday October 06, 2022 @11:13PM (#33117020)
Uhh, do bankers get paid for not doing their job?

My point is that by the same logic then banks are also trustless.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by varajelle on Friday October 07, 2022 @01:09AM (#33117658)
You don't need to trust the validator because the protocol and cryptography makes sure they can't do anything against you. And the incentive they have to mine aligns with what you want (having the chain validated)

You need to trust bankers because nothing prevent them to just take your money. They're not working for you, they are working for the bank.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by adrianN on Friday October 07, 2022 @01:56AM (#33117897)
Nothing prevents them from taking your money, except the legal system of the country the bank resides in.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by RC_ITR on Friday October 07, 2022 @11:38AM (#33122791)
> makes sure they can't do anything against you

They can 100% choose to stop validator your particular chain, therefore causing all transactions to cease.

Remember when that literally happened to Solana?

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by aydyn on Friday October 07, 2022 @03:20AM (#33118336)
> Uhh, do bankers get paid for not doing their job?

> My point is that by the same logic then banks are also trustless.

There's no logical connect with what you're saying at all. Ethereum is "trustless" because nobody can steal ETH from a properly secured wallet, not even the validators.

You should probably understand the basics of how validators work before making a comment on them....

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by RC_ITR on Friday October 07, 2022 @11:36AM (#33122763)
Nobody can steal money from a 'properly secured' safe or centralized database either?

And to be clear, what I mean is that there's nothing to stop validators from not doing work on your behalf, therefore killing the chain.

Remember when that literally happened to Solana?

Edit: >You should probably understand the basics of how validators work before making a comment on them....

I'd love for you to walk me through, in detail how Ethereum and Bitcoin compile transactions into blocks, since you're the expert.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by tornato7 on Friday October 07, 2022 @06:31PM (#33127663)
A centralized database is owned by a centralized entity and the admin can change it at will to steal money - or at least the owner of the hardware can shut off power. Let's talk about Ethereum here since Solana hardly counts as decentralized. Ethereum stakers are subject to an Inactivity Leak penalty if they don't do work for the chain. If a validator decides to stop proposing or attesting to blocks, they will be penalized by the network and lose money. There's about $20bn of ETH staked that can literally disappear from existence if all of those validators decide to stop doing work.

This is an even better incentive mechanism than a bank salary. It's like if a bank made all it's employees keep all their money with the bank and if they didn't do their job they lose all their savings.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by RC_ITR on Saturday October 08, 2022 @12:28PM (#33133636)
> Let's talk about Ethereum here since Solana hardly counts as decentralized.

1) My joke was how much work you were having “properly secured” do. It’s a genuine trope called no true Scotsman. Every crypto phenomenon that involves theft “wasn’t decentralized enough” or “wasn’t properly secured”. But then centralized databases are discussed as a monolith.

2. > Ethereum stakers are subject to an Inactivity Leak penalty if they don't do work for the chain.

Sure. That’s an economic incentive. Bank workers get fired and lose salary if they don’t show up.

3. > It's like if a bank made all it's employees keep all their money with the bank and if they didn't do their job they lose all their savings.

Yeah, like getting paid in stock?

Edit: still waiting for the definition of a mempool as well.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by HelloNurse on Friday October 07, 2022 @11:35AM (#33122747)
"Validators", and we are making the strong assumption that they can actually support your claims of ownership against scammers and they don't choose to side with the enemy, aren't necessarily going to be around forever.

They can suddenly leave your cryptocurrency of choice by simply cashing out and switching to the "block rewards" of another crypto scheme, and then you are going to be alone with the bad actors.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by UncleMeat on Thursday October 06, 2022 @09:13PM (#33116269)
There are a large number of different "whole points." One of them, supported by a lot of people, is "programmable money unencumbered by banking institutions." To a lot of people, organizations like Celsius is the point of crypto. And we keep seeing this kind of garbage happen.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by gitfan86 on Thursday October 06, 2022 @09:27PM (#33116374)
I hate to be a "told you so" person, but since 2010 I've been saying bitcoin is just a typical libertarian pipe dream. Yes I missed out on a large financial bubble, but I also made $0 on beanie babies, and that is fine.

But my main point is that people see a problem with the government and jump to the conclusion that we should just get rid of the whole institution without understanding the history of that institution. So bitcoin decided to get rid of govt control of money, which is just like a small town getting rid of their property taxes. It sounds great and works great until a bridge unexpectedly collapses and you have no way to pay for a new one, or until someone finds a bug in your defi code and borrows all your crypto for 1000 years at a zero interest rate.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by netheril96 on Thursday October 06, 2022 @10:00PM (#33116599)
None of the things you mention are directly related to Bitcoin. Bitcoin has no bridges or DeFi. Only the blockchains with smart contracts (e.g. Ethereum) can have those.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by tekknik on Friday October 07, 2022 @12:11AM (#33117339)
But it will need all of those things to be more useful than the current system. People don’t mail cash to buy products anymore. People transfer cash to exchanges and are safe from attacks like this. Bitcoin and other crypto must provide the same functionality or it will not gain traction.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by Bud on Thursday October 06, 2022 @10:57PM (#33116935)
Sounds like a classic No True Scotsman fallacy to me.

"Any crypto that is actually usable by normal people isn't real crypto and any problems with that stuff doesn't count!"

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by Salgat on Thursday October 06, 2022 @10:58PM (#33116947)
This is absolutely an aspect of crypto, and it exists because of shortcomings in the ease of use of crypto.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by unboxingelf on Friday October 07, 2022 @12:26AM (#33117437)
What is “crypto”? If you hold the keys to some PoS token it’s effectively the same as holding physical fiat dollars. There is crypto and there is Bitcoin, and they are not the same thing.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by Nursie on Friday October 07, 2022 @01:17AM (#33117695)
Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency. It was the first one and it spawned many offspring. Some are identical, some are chain forks, some code forks. Some change, add or remove features. It created the category “cryptocurrency” and shares all of its features with other cryptocurrencies.

This “buh buh buh Bitcoin isn’t a crypto!” meme that’s popped up since the last major crash is childish.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by cycomanic on Friday October 07, 2022 @01:52AM (#33117876)
> This isn't crypto. You didn't own any crypto. Some company owned your crypto. The whole point of crypto is that you can own it (ie you and only you have your keys).

> We hear stories here every now and then about how their bank/paypal/etc froze their money and they are fucked. Crypto allows you to actually own your stuff. With fiat unless you hold cash, you can't do that. Crypto is about being trustless.

It's funny how you write "with fiat it unless you hold cash, you can't do that". So what you mean is really with fiat you can do it just as well? The reason why people don't want to hold large amount of cash is convenience, the possibility of it getting stolen, lost... Interestingly many of the same reasons why people don't want to hold crypto themselves either.

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by Out_of_Characte on Friday October 07, 2022 @02:12AM (#33117983)
You can't sell things on a website if paypal blocks you. Money does not work here, crypto does. also, how do you convert your blocked paypal account into cash? cash and online banking are two different things.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by cycomanic on Friday October 07, 2022 @05:05AM (#33118973)
Where did we talk about selling online? Also you can sell online using cash, i.e. one person sends cash the other sends the goods (Mullvad for example sells the VPN services with cash). True most online places don't accept cash, but most also don't accept crypto either, and lets not even talk about physical places.
Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by Out_of_Characte on Saturday October 08, 2022 @01:58PM (#33134456)
The Irony is that the owners of celsius were holding crypto's they controlled, They sold the crypto and the fiat currency their users held are now unable to be returned to them. This is why the ability to exchange any given asset(selling) is far more important. Yes, they could have held fiat currency in cash in their couch but buying crypto is far better than that because you own the asset, you dont have to mail anyone money and fear law enforcement from asking questions (very possible if you attempt to buy anything expensive in cash, especially by mail) and crypto is safe even if your house burns down and your deposit box gets stolen. But people buying into celsius decided to give them all the advantage of the cryptocurrency protocol and all the risks with lending someone else money.

I'm not even endorsing crypto, Just pointing out how much people misunderstood what the point of crypto even is. No company should receive money for holding your keys unless its dropbox

Re:Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Wi... by laurentsigal on Friday October 07, 2022 @08:11AM (#33120152)
How do you buy a crypto without the trust? I understand that once you "have" it no-one can claim it's not yours, but is there any secure system about buying?