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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by wmf on Friday April 29, 2022 @01:54PM (#31208563)
AFAIK these EULAs are legal. In reality, RED isn't exfiltrating their customers' video (the files are enormous so people would notice) and they would go out of business if they did. Probably every product has some objectionable clause in their EULA which no one reads, so you're better off not reading it and moving on with your life. If you want to be a freedom fighter, go work for the EFF; if you want to make video, make video.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by _tom_ on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:23PM (#31208901)
The purchase is completed before he gets it home and finds new conditions being imposed. That the part that I question about being legal.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by eganist on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:53PM (#31209895)
> The purchase is completed before he gets it home and finds new conditions being imposed. That the part that I question about being legal.

My experience (IANAL and I don't know the specific laws here): you can return the product if you don't agree to the bundled licensing terms, generally even if you've opened it and encountered the licensing terms after the fact (though not every retailer may appreciate this one).

I've gotten a few "non-refundable" refunds after being given legal terms post-purchase that I didn't agree to. Most recently a talent release for an event. But in every case, I had to prove that the agreements weren't available pre-purchase.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by EMIRELADERO on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:57PM (#31209946)
Or you can just use the product normally without agreeing to it. Look up "unconscionability"
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by Brian_K_White on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:53PM (#31210990)
You can't use it without agreeing, unless you are saying there is 3rd party firmware you can install which doesn't have the eula and doesn't perform the data collection and unsolicited updates.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by eganist on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:09PM (#31210067)
I guess my point was moreso that legal agreements sprung upon you post-purchase could make for a useful escape hatch.

If you want to use the product, shrug. But if you suddenly don't, then hey, there's a potential exit.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by JohnHaugeland on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:15PM (#31210121)
sadly high end electronics are typically written to prevent this, which is pretty awful
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by EMIRELADERO on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:44PM (#31210365)
I was referring to not agreeing to the comtract but still clicking the "I agree" button to use the camera.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by Brian_K_White on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:57PM (#31211032)
What good does this do? The machine and the company will still do things you don't want.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by red_throwaway on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:26PM (#31208942)
Yes, this! The sales person made absolutely no mention of any licensing terms or agreements that I would need to sign off on before my camera became usable as a camera.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by jrockway on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:33PM (#31209012)
I think you're entitled to return it for a full refund. The same would be true if you took some video and didn't like how the camera worked, or just got cold feet on your $30k purchase.

I get the feeling that you want more than that (like a custom license agreement, or some punishment for the sales person for not mentioning the EULA), and I don't think you're going to get that. Return it for a refund, RED has to sell it as an "open box", and the EULA costs them a few hundred bucks this time. Or make a fabulous video and forget all about their updates that move things around in the UI, and just live with it because the video quality is so good. Those are the best possible outcomes here.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by red_throwaway on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:31PM (#31209667)
Good point on them taking a loss having to sell it as open box. It's not much but it's probably the best option I have that actually reprimands them for this.

> I get the feeling that you want more than that (like a custom license agreement, or some punishment for the sales person for not mentioning the EULA), and I don't think you're going to get that.

I do want more. I want to have peace of mind that it's safe to use my camera. I don't think that's an unreasonable request. Especially considering the price tag.

I definitely don't want the sales people to be punished. It's not their fault. It's possible that they've never even seen this since you'd only have seen it if you set one up straight out of the box.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by EMIRELADERO on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:22PM (#31209590)
Why shouldn't they be entitled to use the product fully without being bound by the EULA? Unconscionability could be at play here.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by dymk on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:59PM (#31209962)
Because contract law is a thing. OP can return the camera and get a different one, or they can agree to the usage terms.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by Mordisquitos on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:35PM (#31210295)
What about the $30,000 sales contract by which OP reasonably expected to receive a functional camera, rather than a surprise additional contract containing unfavourable clauses?

One could argue that, unless there is a mechanism by which OP can make use the camera without agreeing to the unexpected contract, OP has been a victim of false advertising.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by everforward on Friday April 29, 2022 @06:04PM (#31211101)
> One could argue that, unless there is a mechanism by which OP can make use the camera without agreeing to the unexpected contract, OP has been a victim of false advertising.

That seems unlikely. My layman's understanding is that you have to purchase the hardware and license the software, and the two are considered distinct items. The hardware is entirely capable of what was promised, but OP will either have to agree to the terms of the software or create their own.

That exists in a lot of markets. Phones are advertised running OS' that require EULA's, computers are marketed running OS' and apps that require other EULA's, etc. I think my car even has an EULA on it.

It feels bad when there realistically isn't an alternative like there are with phone or computer OS', but I don't think there's anything legally different.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by ryandrake on Friday April 29, 2022 @06:43PM (#31211449)
This world where EULA's (and other one-sided "agreements") are treated just like contracts: Meeting of the minds between two equal-power parties, mutually understood and negotiated--needs to die. These things are take-it-or-leave-it law, unchangeable, non-negotiable, and dictated by some corporate counsel 1000 miles away. They should be all thrown out due to being unconscionable. If the US Supreme Court wasn't entirely captured by corporate interests this crap would have been scrapped long ago.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by EMIRELADERO on Friday April 29, 2022 @06:46PM (#31211469)
You don't have to license the software. Copyright law only regulates copying and redistribution, not use. Just because they say "this software is licensed, not sold" doesn't mean they're right (even if they are the software makers themselves)
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by djbebs on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:54PM (#31210477)
Contract law requires payment. What's the payment for acceptance of this eula?
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by EMIRELADERO on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:55PM (#31210484)
No it does not. Contract law only requires a meeting of the minds between two parties. (Whether there is any meeting of the minds here is debatable)
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by kube-system on Friday April 29, 2022 @06:01PM (#31211077)
A "meeting of the minds" or "intention" is one of the elements that is required for a valid contract. But it's not the only one. (For example if two guys sit in a room and say "let's order a pizza" that is not a contract even though it does express an intention.)

You also need:

- an offer

- acceptance of that offer

- some sort of consideration, i.e. some exchange of value

- capacity (i.e. you can't contract with someone who is incapable of consenting)

- legality ("lets steal a car" is not a valid contract)

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by deathanatos on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:23PM (#31210724)
IANAL, but as I understand it, the parent is correct. Specifically, in contracts it is known as "consideration"; Googling this even gets you,

> Consideration in contracts refers to the benefit each party receives in exchange for what it gives up in the contract. It is a vital element that must be present in a contract in order to make it legally binding on the parties.

(though ofc., Google is also not a lawyer.)

There is no consideration here. (The purchase of the product is separate, or at least, ought to be, if these terms weren't considered by the buyer then. Otherwise, it's just bait & switch.)

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by EMIRELADERO on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:42PM (#31210355)
My point is that the contract could be unconscionable
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by technothrasher on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:12PM (#31209466)
> or just got cold feet on your $30k purchase.

You are typically not entitled to a refund in this situation. Many companies will allow it under a goodwill return policy, but they are not legally obligated in most situations.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by jdsully on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:30PM (#31209659)
There is an implied warranty of merchantability. If a EULA wasn’t disclosed until post purchase and is required for operation then the product isn’t operable and they would have to return it or find a way to make it operable.

Your average store clerk will roll their eyes if you discuss this with them - you’d have to sue. For $30k it might be worth it, but most purchases it is not.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by JohnHaugeland on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:16PM (#31210128)
It's almost certain that the EULA is on the website
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by jhugo on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:50PM (#31210436)
If I walk into a store and buy something and they never mention the surprise extra contractual terms I need to go looking for on the website, then those surprise extra contractual terms aren't part of the sales contract. He's entitled to a refund if the EULA terms were not disclosed to him before purchase, because he purchased a camera and it can't be used as a camera until he agrees to an additional contract.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by red_throwaway on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:36PM (#31209716)
I'm pretty sure I would be granted a refund if I asked for one. That being said, I'm not left with a lot of options after returning it because there aren't many comparable alternatives for this class of camera.

In fact, I don't know of even one camera that's as high quality without also being almost double the price. RED has a lot of leverage here.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by mikeyschaefer on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:26PM (#31210758)
Unless you need to shoot a lot of high frame (60fps+) rates I think there a lot of alternative options. There is incredible and award winning work made made with Sonys, Canons and Black Magic cameras and of course Arris. Producers and creative directors with big budgets love to get excited about Red cameras but most often the reality is they wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between footage from different manufacturers. I think Red is a bit of a status symbol at this point as all the competition has pretty much caught up.

I think you could spend 50% of the price on a c500ii or a FX9 and get 90% of quality. That leaves a lot of money on the table for a decent set of cinema glass.

Or you can get a used Alexa Mini for the same price as a Raptor.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by BizarroLand on Friday April 29, 2022 @06:16PM (#31211210)
I think you're also overlooking the fact of the sheer file size of RED video footage. It would take them hours or days to upload that video to their servers just to view it to see if it were worth using, and on top of that, no where in it's verbiage does it give them license to use or view your copyrighted work in any way.

If you find your work on their site or in their promos, they are in violation of copyright laws and are liable. No judge would stand behind such weak boilerplate to allow RED to steal artist's work with impunity.

I hate to say it, but you're far too worried about this. I understand the misgivings but the reality of the situation doesn't match your concern over the matter, or to put it another way, you're making mountains out of molehills.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by mindslight on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:31PM (#31210793)
You could buy a used one where someone else already pressed "agree" on the purported contract. Installable software is only able to push bullshit EULAs on the theory that the installation process involves making a copy, which they claim requires an explicit license to do. But using a device with already installed embedded software doesn't involve making any copies of the software, and thus you don't need a license - rather you're buying the installed copy under the first sale doctrine.

But ultimately this is an abstract debate, because the main point of EULAs is to disclaim legal liability for the company, as contrasted with creating it for the user. Even if you do manage to avoid entering into their bullshit contract, the company will do whatever it wants with your data, and it will be up to you to sue them. Part of that uphill battle will be proving you didn't assent to their bullshit.

So really, like always, an end user's protection is ultimately of a technical nature. If the camera (or accompanying desktop software) does not have Internet access, then there is no way for RED to backhaul your footage and there is no issue to be worried about. If the camera does have Internet access, then your data will easily leave your control, and that's the real flaw with the product to focus on!

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by inetknght on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:40PM (#31210863)
> I'm pretty sure I would be granted a refund if I asked for one.

Good luck getting a full refund without some restocking fee subtracted. Something like 15% of $30,000 is... reaching outside of small claims court

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by matyasrichter on Saturday April 30, 2022 @03:52PM (#31218723)
In the EU, you can return any goods purchased online (not sure about in-store) within 14 days without providing a reason. It's a different process from asking for a refund though the company's return policy.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by pessimizer on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:40PM (#31209759)
> I think you're entitled to return it for a full refund.

By law?

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by pbhjpbhj on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:02PM (#31209998)
In the UK I'd say yes, the product isn't as described prior to sale. Major defects have to be brought to attention of potential buyers.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by car_analogy on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:15PM (#31209503)
> I get the feeling that you want more than that

Like the GDPR? I'm not an expert on it, but I think it does forbid a few of the liberties RED has taken with this EULA.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by dahart on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:52PM (#31209885)
That doesn’t help US citizens.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by kube-system on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:50PM (#31209197)
It is legal. But under warranty law, they also have to deliver you a product that works or refund your money.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by Tuna-Fish on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:47PM (#31210934)
Depends on jurisdiction. Inside the EU, the EULA is not a valid contract and gives RED no rights to anything.

This is true of any and all "license agreements" that are presented to the user after money has changed hands. You can safely click agree on any such things without actually agreeing to anything.

I don't actually know, but I believe that in the US things are more complex.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by usr1106 on Friday April 29, 2022 @06:00PM (#31211066)
Do you have a reference for your claims, inside EU...?

It sounds reasonable to me personally, but not convincing in reality. There are 27 legislations in the EU.

Edit: Based on a quick web search it seems correct for Germany and Austria.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by usr1106 on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:54PM (#31211006)
At least under German consumer law clauses that are suprising and harmful to the rights of the consumers have been repeatedly declared void and unenforceable by the courts.

However, in this price class I could have my doubts whether consumer laws are applicable. Businesses are less protected, they are supposed to know what they do.

The question was about European laws. There mostly is no such thing (very few exceptions exist, like e.g. GDPR). Laws are national, so you have 30 of them. EU directives set some borderlines for those who are members or associated. But they are not always implemented in a timely manner, and even if they are the details are up to national legislation by design.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by wmf on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:25PM (#31208930)
Every product works this way.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by bzxcvbn on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:38PM (#31209058)
Nonsense. I bought a hammer the other day and could start using it without signing away any of my rights. It's pretty much only digital products that somehow force you to do that.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by kube-system on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:44PM (#31209127)
If you brought the hammer home and it didn't work as you expected it to, you can take it back. Just like you can with this camera, you can decline the EULA and send the product back.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by pessimizer on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:42PM (#31209780)
You're not entitled by law to take a hammer back if it doesn't work as you expect it to.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by paulmd on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:48PM (#31209839)
> You're not entitled by law to take a hammer back if it doesn't work as you expect it to.

Actually afaik in most jurisdictions the sale of goods carries an implicit warranty from the merchant that the goods are "fit for purpose" - essentially that it "will work like you expect it to", or at least in the way that most people would expect a hammer to work - as well as that it is of an even kind and quality for the good. So like, if they sell you a hammer and it's actually made of glass, or the head falls off after the first hit - both of those would carry an implied warranty from the merchant and you would get your money back (in small-claims court, if necessary).

The US is one such jurisdiction.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/implied_warranty_of_merchant...

IANAL, but the plain text is pretty obvious. Are you a lawyer, or can you explain how merchantability wouldn't apply?

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by pessimizer on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:18PM (#31210143)
> "fit for purpose" - essentially that it "will work like you expect it to"

These two aren't the same thing. That the hammer works as most expect a hammer to work isn't the same as that the hammer works as I expect it to work. If I try to take my hammer back because I thought hammers also worked on screws, I'm pretty sure they aren't obligated to take it back. It would be very hard to argue that your new RED camera isn't "fit for purpose" due to its onerous EULA, because plenty of people successfully make films with RED cameras.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by paulmd on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:41PM (#31210346)
To be a bit brusque - the law is technical, but it's also written by humans and interpreted by humans, and programmers who spend all day working on computers and broadly trend towards the autistic side always try to come up with clever end-runs around the law that will never actually work in reality. See also: every time securities law or KYC/AML is brought up in crypto threads. Your "clever exploit" of the law is not going to work, and is going to land you in jail.

If you buy a hammer and get mad that it doesn't make pizzas, the merchant isn't going to accept that, nor is a judge in small claims court going to be remotely amused. It's a hammer. Stop wasting my time, plaintiff pays all court fees and time for the defendant. They deal with bullshitters all day and they generally tend to be completely unamused by it.

If you ask the merchant nicely they will probably take it back, most retailers have return policies and most of them will stretch them even further to keep the business of a repeat customer. But merchantability is a thing, and they can't sell you a thing labeled as a hammer that doesn't work in the way an ordinary reasonable person would expect a hammer to work. One person being an unreasonable person doesn't really change that.

If you try and abuse it then the judge is gonna slap you down, but if they try and fuck you around about how a toaster is kind of a hammer in some ways then the judge is gonna slap them down.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by JohnHaugeland on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:19PM (#31210148)
I think it's a pretty long haul claiming that something isn't fit for purpose because you don't like an EULA that's available on the website prior to purchase
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by paulmd on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:01PM (#31210554)
That's not a claim I made in my comment.

OP said "you're not entitled by law to take a hammer back if it doesn't work as you expect it to" and that's false, if it's sold as a hammer it needs to serve the ordinary purpose of a hammer, and that is covered by law in most jurisdictions (US/EU at the minimum).

Whether you could argue that a post-sale EULA (or EULA change) that renders the device inoperable for its ordinary purpose invokes merchantability is an interesting argument though, and that really gets back to "how much money do you have for lawyers", "how much are they willing to try and test their EULA's validity", etc. Tractors are probably an interesting example there (don't remember if it's been brought up here or not).

I think the big problem there is that merchantability is a claim against the merchant, and while you'd probably get your money back if you disagreed with the EULA a week after the sale, what happens if John Deere pushes an update a year after you buy the tractor and it's de-facto bricked at that point if you don't agree? The situation with software makes the whole thing so much more complicated, and the law is different there around ownership in general (you don't own the software, you have a license to use the software, but the tractor doesn't work without the software either).

It's shitty and the "ownership" situation with software really needs significant reform (that will never happen in the US). Ownership of a software license needs to be brought closer to ownership of a physical good, but that will break the business models of a lot of companies who will lobby to make sure that never happens.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by jhugo on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:53PM (#31210465)
That's absurd. If you buy something in a store you may never have visited the website of the manufacturer. It's not fit for purpose if you need to agree to a new contract, the terms of which were not disclosed to you before you made the purchase, before you can use it for its intended purpose.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by JohnHaugeland on Friday April 29, 2022 @08:23PM (#31212142)
The courts have repeatedly held that being past that point in an installer is evidence of consent, so take it up with them, I guess
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by jhugo on Saturday April 30, 2022 @02:28AM (#31213852)
He's not past that point; he hasn't accepted the new terms yet. Did you read the OP?
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by JohnHaugeland on Saturday April 30, 2022 @10:18AM (#31216242)
You're missing the point

He can return it, or he can consent

Nothing here is illegal. This structure is common, even though you guys are saying "that's absurd"

Your indignation and lack of familiarity does not change that this is well accepted in international law

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by jhugo on Saturday April 30, 2022 @10:47AM (#31216470)
I never said anything is illegal. All I have done is point out why he has a legal right to return it, as not fit for purpose. Apparently we agree, since you said "he can return it, or he can consent".

> Your indignation and lack of familiarity does not change that this is well accepted in international law

There is absolutely nothing whatsoever in international law that is even remotely related to these issues. Consumer rights and sales contracts are national (and in many countries even sub-national, e.g. state) issues.

If you're going to make strong assertions and tell people they're "missing the point" it might be a good idea to a) properly read & comprehend the comments you're replying to, and b) actually know what you are talking about.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by JohnHaugeland on Saturday April 30, 2022 @04:51PM (#31219206)
I'm sorry that you feel that you can enter a conversation, deny it, then reject the existing context of the conversation as something you didn't say.

You cannot.

Good day

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> it might be a good idea to a) properly read

I'd say the same to you, frankly.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by chrisseaton on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:18PM (#31210138)
> You're not entitled by law to take a hammer back if it doesn't work as you expect it to.

Yes you are. If it’s not fit for the purpose you’re entitled to return it.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by jhugo on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:55PM (#31210487)
"Works as you expect it to" is not the same thing as "fit for purpose". The purpose of a hammer is (mostly) an objective fact. Your expectations of what the hammer can do, on the other hand, may or may not be reasonable.

(Though in this case I think it's perfectly reasonable to claim that the camera is not fit for purpose if the EULA terms were not clearly disclosed before the purchase was made.)

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by kube-system on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:39PM (#31210853)
> "Works as you expect it to" is not the same thing as "fit for purpose"

For the purposes of that comment, I meant them to be equivalent ...under the presumption that a typical person knows what a hammer does. (I was avoiding the legalese)

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by jhugo on Saturday April 30, 2022 @05:07AM (#31214504)
Yeah. But I guess the distinction is quite relevant with things more complex than a hammer.

For example, you are not legally entitled to return a camera because you thought it could shoot in 3D and it couldn't, unless the advertising falsely claimed that. The seller might accept a return, but they're not obliged to.

The EULA thing is sort of on the edge of that. Many (most?) devices come with EULAs these days. So you could make an argument that the buyer can't reasonably expect there to not be additional terms that they must accept before using it. I don't really find that argument very compelling, though, if the terms are not available to the buyer at the point of sale.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by kube-system on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:21PM (#31210704)
If the hammer could not drive nails, you would be entitled to a refund.

If a camera refuses to take pictures, why would you not be entitled to a refund?

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by trhway on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:48PM (#31209174)
>I bought a hammer the other day and could start using it without signing away any of my rights.

The "smart hammers" are coming. And how about Peloton style group hammering.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by mysterydip on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:00PM (#31209313)
Haven't you ever wondered how many hits you've done? Your accuracy to the center of the face? Could your swing be improved? What's your hits per minute average? How do your stats compare to other contractors, or workers for the same construction company? I bet company owners would be interested to know ;) Coming soon, just sign the EULA and run a firmware update!
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by mardifoufs on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:09PM (#31209432)
A hammer showing you how much force you applied per strike would actually be semi useful.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by mysterydip on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:14PM (#31209500)
The more I wrote, the more concerned I got that I was talking about a viable product.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by myself248 on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:50PM (#31209869)
Soon "dumber than a sack of hammers" will mean something else entirely.

Paging @internetofshit ...

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by H8crilA on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:09PM (#31209435)
Claw usage DLC for $5, with ads enabled.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by 83 on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:11PM (#31210087)
As you level up handle firmness will be increased allowing for better accuracy and harder strikes. You can grind this to level up or buy 150 hammertokens for only $1 per token to max your stats.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by dboreham on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:13PM (#31209480)
Hammer that auto-avoids your thumb.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by spacemanmatt on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:06PM (#31210037)
AI thumb-seeking hammer.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by projektfu on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:00PM (#31210531)
Recaptcha starts asking you to identify thumbs.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by kube-system on Friday April 29, 2022 @06:34PM (#31211386)
And it requires your thumbprint to unlock.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by yjftsjthsd-h on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:28PM (#31208957)
Many digital products at least claim to work this way, but no not every product, and that doesn't mean that it's actually legal (I don't know if it is, but lots of things persist regardless of legal force).
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by Bancakes on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:30PM (#31208982)
Nothing works that way. My desktop, laptop, router, and phone were flashed with FOSS before the EULA popped up. Sadly, you can't flash working, simple software on RED cameras.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by red_throwaway on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:12PM (#31208758)
> Probably every product has some objectionable clause in their EULA which no one reads, so you're better off not reading it and moving on with your life. If you want to be a freedom fighter, go work for the EFF; if you want to make video, make video.

Maybe a bit naive but definitely practical advice. I hear you.

Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by Bancakes on Friday April 29, 2022 @02:31PM (#31208989)
This! OP, stop asking questions and raising concerns. Consume product, then get excited for next product.
Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by daniel-cussen on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:22PM (#31209589)
> and they would go out of business if they did.

That's what this is. This is a step in that process. This post on this forum, with both of us replying to it. You think what? There's a "scandal" and an "outrage" and then...what do you expect? The entire PR industry--a few others as well--is built to undermine scandals and outrage. Oh there's stuff on TV that sounds scandalous sure--every two months or so, in a merry-go-round set of industries...I only watch when there is nowhere in a restaurant I can avoid looking at it, but what are the scandals, steroids in baseball? A corporation that did something disgusting but isn't getting punished at all (as opposed to the many corporations that do get punished for real, TV hates showing those because then people learn what justice actually looks like). Or...some celebrity...some celebrity getting lynched. Or a rogue employee like on a crusade...or a lawsuit that the news wished had lost so they lie about it as much as possible to make the plaintiff look greedy (real easy if you just multiply the settlement by a lot, or report the claim instead of the awards, or lie about the award being reduced to what the plaintiff was asking for, or fucking insult the jury too while you're at it, even insult the judge, it's disgusting, they think they're strictly better than everybody).

They wouldn't go out of business if they did that. They just have to do it in lockstep with the rest of their industry, then they'll be fine.

> if you want to make video, make video.

Now I very much don't want to make video, and frankly lost a lot of respect for digital video in general. And for contracts. And every time I hear the word "consent" I go on full alert, as I said in a previous comment, https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31104705 "...no rapey cookie "consent" contract, like those are just disgusting I hate getting asked for consent it means I'm about to get fucked. Every single time you get asked for consent it's because you're about to get fucked."

You know why that is? Because in order to defend the act of fucking you, they have to say you consented. Or they get fucked just as hard as they fucked you. And they live in fear of that, fear of retribution, they know how harmful they are, this is like--justice is often eye for an eye[1], despite striking others blind (or in this case peeking through their eyes), I never want that to happen to me, so I need magic spells because otherwise I would feel the harm I do to others. So I need to get consent with a long disgusting contract, and further I need to get people to sign things as often as possible, for every little thing so they are desensitized to what it means to consent to being struck blind, and they give up on reading contracts.[2]

[1] So justice basically is eye for an eye, historically, normally. These days it is both more and less. So you have on the one hand the Sacklers paying 10 billion instead of 3.4 trillion, that's less than an eye for an eye. The Sacklers are paying with the eyes they stole, and have plenty left. Plenty of eyes to go around! Then in the halfway point you have murderers getting the death penalty for one murder, exactly an eye for an eye. Then, the multiple-eyes-for-an-eye, a convicted rapist will spend...it really depends, but like 10 years is a common one. And due to that conviction, will be targeted by the other inmates, with the guard's approval, to rape that convict as much as they please basically. In movies it's just one rape, one time, in real prisons it's continual. So what you get, is virgins who ipso facto didn't rape anybody getting raped about 3 times a day, for 10 years, so about 10000 times, on the basis they were accused of one rape. So to translate 10000 eyes for an eye, but not even a real eye, like a glass eye.

Oh you didn't like talking about that? Too gross? But it's germane to the subject, we had been talking about consent this whole time!

[2] There's a synergy between abusing people's eyes and getting them to sign contracts, now that I think about it. Blind people can't read contracts, like everybody screams from the pain in their ass when a blind man asks for a contract in braille, like the discrimination is very real. And they lie to them when reading out loud. So in this slightly different case, you could be filming your screen with a RED camera to identify manipulation in a contract--like shitty javascript moving items when you click--with a RED camera, but then RED looks at what you filmed, oh he's filming the signature of a contract, we don't want that, he's using this camera as an eye to READ a CONTRACT, let's add in our update the terms that we get to edit what he recorded so we delete the evidence. Oh wait, that's even more literal! Literal striking an eye blind just when you needed it to preserve evidence! Good synergy.