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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by mysterydip on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:00PM (#31209313)
Haven't you ever wondered how many hits you've done? Your accuracy to the center of the face? Could your swing be improved? What's your hits per minute average? How do your stats compare to other contractors, or workers for the same construction company? I bet company owners would be interested to know ;) Coming soon, just sign the EULA and run a firmware update!
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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by mardifoufs on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:09PM (#31209432)
A hammer showing you how much force you applied per strike would actually be semi useful.
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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by mysterydip on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:14PM (#31209500)
The more I wrote, the more concerned I got that I was talking about a viable product.
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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by myself248 on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:50PM (#31209869)
Soon "dumber than a sack of hammers" will mean something else entirely.

Paging @internetofshit ...

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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by H8crilA on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:09PM (#31209435)
Claw usage DLC for $5, with ads enabled.
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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by 83 on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:11PM (#31210087)
As you level up handle firmness will be increased allowing for better accuracy and harder strikes. You can grind this to level up or buy 150 hammertokens for only $1 per token to max your stats.
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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by dboreham on Friday April 29, 2022 @03:13PM (#31209480)
Hammer that auto-avoids your thumb.
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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by spacemanmatt on Friday April 29, 2022 @04:06PM (#31210037)
AI thumb-seeking hammer.
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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by projektfu on Friday April 29, 2022 @05:00PM (#31210531)
Recaptcha starts asking you to identify thumbs.
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Re:Ask HN: Is the EULA on my new $30k RED cinema camera legal? by kube-system on Friday April 29, 2022 @06:34PM (#31211386)
And it requires your thumbprint to unlock.
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