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Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by langitbiru on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:25PM (#25861424)
Reading all comments grilling MBAs in HN is one of my guilty pleasures. I think I need to collect them all and put them in one place.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by yaboy on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:52PM (#25861761)
I worked at a startup that was acquired by an unsexy behemoth. It was not covered in TechCrunch. We had a sales guy who easily cleared over $1MM in salary and bonuses, several times the CEO and founders, because he went above and beyond, closing $15MM of new business a year.

When the MBA consultants and salespeople from the acquirer found out, they couldn’t believe he made that much — all while they personally managed $2MM-$3MM books of business.

What do you think happened? He was slowly stripped of responsibilities and eventually forced out, for the crime of standing out as an exceptional performer.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by i_am_proteus on Friday January 22, 2021 @04:41AM (#25870052)
Stories like this make The Organization Man by W. H. Whyte[0] seem prescient. And never forget Pournelle's iron law:

>Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy states that in any bureaucratic organization there will be two kinds of people":

>First, there will be those who are devoted to the goals of the organization. Examples are dedicated classroom teachers in an educational bureaucracy, many of the engineers and launch technicians and scientists at NASA, even some agricultural scientists and advisors in the former Soviet Union collective farming administration.

>Secondly, there will be those dedicated to the organization itself. Examples are many of the administrators in the education system, many professors of education, many teachers union officials, much of the NASA headquarters staff, etc.

>The Iron Law states that in every case the second group will gain and keep control of the organization. It will write the rules, and control promotions within the organization.

[0] https://www.upenn.edu/pennpress/book/13785.html

[1] https://www.jerrypournelle.com/reports/jerryp/iron.html

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by ccmonnett on Friday January 22, 2021 @09:16AM (#25871824)
You sound like someone who has read Systemantics/The Systems Bible by John Gall? If not, you are likely to enjoy it.

For anyone else reading, I enjoyed it tremendously and highly recommend it. It's a very fun book to read.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by SCHiM on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:07PM (#25861969)
I know how that goes I guess. Slowly "rules" and "procedures" from the behemoth come into play. Before he knows it, his successful methods are "against the rules", and doors slowly close.

I love that dynamic /s

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by ryukafalz on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:16PM (#25862076)
To play devil's advocate here: are any of those rules and procedures in place to prevent sales tactics that, while they might be successful, are also predatory?
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by whatshisface on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:25PM (#25862180)
We can write whatever story we want in between the details we were told... Maybe the salesman was secretly an FSB agent. Maybe he was an alien. Maybe he was Superman's alter-ego.

It's not really conducive to communication to fill in the blanks like that, even though any person in someone else's work story could be one of Them walking among us... ;)

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by yaboy on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:03PM (#25862673)
I don’t think it’s really relevant to the story, he was ethical but did schmooze prospects at dinners. Which is standard operating procedure for multi-million dollar database sales. The acquirer did the same.

He was incentivized to hustle harder, until incentives were stripped, out of spite.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by ryukafalz on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:56PM (#25862568)
No aliens required, just sales tactics that seem to be endemic in this industry.

Just about every week I comb through my inbox unsubscribing from all the companies' mailing lists that I most certainly did not subscribe to.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by tpxl on Friday January 22, 2021 @05:22AM (#25870294)
Sending those mails to the spam folder to reduce their reputation is a hobby of mine.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by MajorBee on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:44PM (#25862385)
Or maybe he employed more run-of-the-mill unsavoury techniques like low-level bribery (gifts, expensive wine-and-dine), plenty of shmoozing and the like. These techniques are not exactly useless in getting new business; however, most modern workplace rulebooks will consider them illegal/unethical.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by saiya-jin on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:57PM (#25862593)
You are joking right? It in the rulebook of most sales folks... everywhere. Companies have special budgets for this.

I don't mean some trading-only companies like Cargill who have extra prostitues budgets (at least 5 years ago that was true, and with expensive alcohol parties was the only way to do any business in places like Russia or most 3rd world countries). I mean any kind of bigger corporation. Banks have it. Any kind of finance business does. You won't get far without it.

There are obviously rules, but often they go the other way - employees shouldn't accept bribes in forms of these gifts. But getting clients, that's a free for all, the winner takes all (and biggest bonus).

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by MajorBee on Thursday January 21, 2021 @07:17PM (#25866591)
Hmm my company's anti-corruption training material states very explicitly that the only gifts allowed are very minor ones (probably things like company-branded T-shirts or something) and dinners need to be on a modest budget, definitely no paid vacations and the like. Of course, this is just training material which I'm sure they make mandatory primarily to avoid liability, and I'm pretty far removed from the actual sales people in the company. It's entirely possible the training is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules, to paraphrase Hector Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by smabie on Friday January 22, 2021 @11:47PM (#25879743)
how are gifts corruption? It's a business and if you need to spend tons of money to close a high value deal, then that is what is required.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by JumpCrisscross on Friday January 22, 2021 @04:22AM (#25869931)
> expensive wine-and-dine

Just want to call out that the multi-million dollar salespeople I know wine and dine their spouses and friends far more lavishly than their clients. The people being sold to, similarly, aren’t alien to fine dining. For two people who enjoy that (versus a baseball game), it can be a genuine way to bond far from bribery. Gifts, on the other hand, yes.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by smabie on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:02PM (#25862661)
Not sure where you work, but they definitely don't. It's all part of the game. Just make the sale, that's what matters.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by cbozeman on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:20PM (#25862904)
"I have a master's degree and I went to <insert supposedly prestigious school here>, therefore no one's supposed to make more money than me!"

We need to get people out of this kind of thinking, and the sooner the better.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by dandanua on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:44PM (#25863216)
Aha, good luck with that. Entire human history is full of such social differentiation, where a particular group, caste, nation, etc. think that they are better and deserve more than the others.

MBAs, in my experience, is the worst example of it. They treat themselves as some higher order creatures, without actual skills or understanding of things.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by Aperocky on Thursday January 21, 2021 @11:49PM (#25868428)
$NOT_CODE is cheap, show me the code.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by ignoramous on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:59PM (#25861865)
"Calling me a moron is one thing, but accusing me of having an MBA is really too much."

-pg, https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10670

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by hobofan on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:43PM (#25862372)
Damn, that whole comment section is an amazing time capsule of sentiment regarding Microsoft and other tech companies! Well worth a read.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by cbozeman on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:33PM (#25863087)
This comment is amazing...

"Microsoft recently came to my graduate school to recruit for user experience design and user experience research positions. 10 folks out of my program (about 25% of us) scored and interview. Every single one of us had no intention of working for Microsoft and joked about it intensely. Microsoft had be relegated to the realm of other boring places to do our type of work but that you interview at for practice (and, you know, just in case that job at google doesn't pan out).

In my interview, the topic of digg.com came up and neither interviewer had heard of them. I said they were like a type of slahsdot, or maybe magnolia. Never heard of those either I quipped "oh, maybe you're not involve much in the web / web development world".

"Actually, I'm one of the project managers for Internet Explorer."

The interview went downhill, from Microsoft, from that point forward. My heart wasn't even in it "just in case" anymore."

Hard to believe Microsoft was so utterly reviled by competent people in 2007. Nowadays I look at some of the things they're doing (mostly Surface line) and I would love to be involved with that. I feel like, even though they're not always hitting the bullseye, Microsoft is really aiming for the target with Surface devices. I know the Surface Duo got a lot of hate, and I really wanted to get one, but I feel like it just isn't "there" yet. Microsoft has been on that sort of track record for the past 5 years or so... the first version of a new product is a little questionable, the second is decent enough, but the third iteration, they're really nailing it.

My Surface Book 3 is the best laptop I have ever owned, and I've had many.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by syncsynchalt on Thursday January 21, 2021 @06:04PM (#25865843)
> Hard to believe Microsoft was so utterly reviled by competent people in 2007.

As someone who was there, I have no problem believing it.

If you were doing _anything_ that touched anything unixy in the 90s until the mid aughts MS wasn't just "uncool", they were actively "the enemy" directly competing against everything you did. After a while that adversarial relationship turned into joking with your peers about every mis-step they made. It didn't help that they seemed to make a lot of mis-steps and put a lot of effort into things that turned into dead ends.

They had to put a _lot_ of work into re-establishing their reputation this past decade.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by senko on Friday January 22, 2021 @06:31AM (#25870709)
> Hard to believe Microsoft was so utterly reviled by competent people in 2007.

Combine "my way or the highway" stance of Google when it comes to tech and standards, Oracle's utter corporate ruthlessness, turn it up to eleven, and consider they had a lock-in in the entire IT market similar to how Apple now controls the iOS market, and you'll start to get sense why.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by 0xTJ on Friday January 22, 2021 @08:02AM (#25871294)
That's interesting with the Surfaces. I have many friends who had/have older models, both the Book and the non-Books. They all ended up having terrible experiences.

You know which ones still have them, because on Zoom calls, they'll occasionally have their audio sound like a demon trying to murder them very loudly.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by cbozeman on Friday January 22, 2021 @01:08PM (#25874287)
Its not too terribly expensive to have a decent mobile production setup that also fits in a camera bag, nowadays. I've always felt like, if you can afford a $2000 laptop, you can afford a $500 camera, a $50 ring ling, and a $100 microphone.

Even the best phones and laptops won't match a DSLR, so I don't try to.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by alrs on Thursday January 21, 2021 @06:40PM (#25866255)
Microsoft has been on the 1.0-is-useless, 3.0-is-tolerable track for over thirty years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_3.0
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by kevinskii on Thursday January 21, 2021 @03:49PM (#25864051)
It's definitely a reminder of what the "good old days" were often really like. The worst Reddit thread I've come across has less vitriol and sanctimony than this HN thread from 2007.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by ryandrake on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:09PM (#25861997)
Unashamed MBA checking in here! MBAs are the classic punching bags for HN. It seems we’re willing to bend the “civility” rules a bit here in order to have a nice hearty MBA-bash. I’ve seen all sorts of awful generalizations posted here about MBAs that would get you flagkilled if made about other professions or degrees. Some of us actually have tech/coding backgrounds and aren’t the stereotypical pointy-headed-bosses, and it sucks to get lumped in with them but it’s ok—we don’t take it personally. Try to keep in mind though that we aren’t all bad!
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by xedrac on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:49PM (#25862468)
While not fair to make sweeping generalizations, many of us engineers have had so many bad experiences with MBAs that it's hard to not lump them all together. Their need for control and culture shaping seem to directly harm engineering efforts in almost every case I've seen. I suppose in some ways they will always be at odds with one another.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by A4ET8a8uTh0 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @05:02PM (#25865028)
I would buy that. Speaking of generalizations, can we just all agree that all HR people are bad people and a pox upon this land?
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by astrange on Thursday January 21, 2021 @08:20PM (#25867034)
Surely the ones that run your payroll and 401k benefits are okay.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by goatinaboat on Friday January 22, 2021 @03:13AM (#25869554)
Surely the ones that run your payroll and 401k benefits are okay.

The old "Personnel Department" did that perfectly well long before HR was a thing.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by tal8d on Friday January 22, 2021 @12:04PM (#25873488)
< 401k benefits

Maybe it is because I've never worked in the valley, but I can't think of a positive 401k plan experience. I do remember a lot of onboarding powerpoint with regards to penalties and limitations. The whole thing feels coercive, having to participate in the market when you aren't interested in managing the position - simply to protect your savings from intentionally set inflation rates. All those "unsophisticated investors" (no joke, that is what they call you) are arguably the cause of the dot-com bubble as well, not because people were daytrading pets.com, but because fund managers had to put that surge of disinterested capital somewhere. I imagine that if powerpoint was around back in the day, the guys managing company store credit schemes would have functioned much like today's HR reps.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by A4ET8a8uTh0 on Friday January 22, 2021 @12:52PM (#25874125)
Pesky exceptions ruining perfectly good generalizations. You are right though. There is a reason for most roles. I just had my fill with HR lately so I am mildly biased against.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by PragmaticPulp on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:04PM (#25862677)
Fully agree. I was referring to a specific case where the payscale for people with MBA degrees was lower than the payscale for people with undergraduate engineering degrees.

In my experience, there are many great leaders with MBA degrees. However, you never hear about their MBA degree because they have so many other accomplishments to lead with. They are managers who happen to have completed an MBA program in the past.

The troublesome people are those who lean on credentialism in the hopes that merely having the MBA degree will allow them to skip to the head of the compensation structure. Anyone who builds their identity around the university they attended or the degree they received will raise a lot of red flags.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by SJC_Hacker on Thursday January 21, 2021 @09:59PM (#25867800)
The problem is less people that start out in engineering then switch to MBA/busness track. Its the psych majors / marketdrone people who think that running a tech company is equivalent like running a clothing line or sports drink company.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by commandlinefan on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:22PM (#25862135)
> we aren’t all bad!

99% of MBAs give the rest a bad name.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by avs733 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:46PM (#25862423)
kind of like software developers! (according to HN as well)
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by nottorp on Friday January 22, 2021 @08:46AM (#25871591)
Tell me then, is there a MBA that doesn't assume all employees are interchangeable, and results are proportional to the amount of time spent on working?

That's the usual MBA mistake when dealing with IT. Most of what you've been taught applies to ditch diggers or bottling Coca Cola.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by ignoramous on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:19PM (#25862110)
If it helps, all those MBA-bashing cool tech startups busy giving away a percentage of their revenue to Amazon, don't realise that AWS was the brain-child of a Harvard MBA.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by johncena33 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:56PM (#25863386)
Yes, the "idea man" deserves all the credit and everyone else is just a drone there to execute their vision. Sounds like classic MBA culture to me.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by m_mueller on Friday January 22, 2021 @08:32AM (#25871483)
I think this is hyperbole. Noone said he deserves all the credit - just that this guy's thinking was the missing ingredient that catapulted Amazon's IT department to be at the forefront of a new industry. There were many big IT departments like that around, but theirs was the first to productize at such a level.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by reducesuffering on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:51PM (#25862498)
Jassy didn't propose, code, or solely invent AWS in any way.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by ignoramous on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:54PM (#25862547)
You're right but Andy, for lack of a better word, willed AWS into existence: https://techcrunch.com/2016/07/02/andy-jassys-brief-history-...

That's gotta count for something.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by lordnacho on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:57PM (#25862585)
Yes precisely. The MBA skill was to get credit for an obvious strategic possibility that required a huge team to pull off.

Happens on many levels though, it's not as if engineers don't get credit for team efforts.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by SJC_Hacker on Thursday January 21, 2021 @10:02PM (#25867827)
Cloud is basically managed hosting allowing a pay-as-you go model for resource utilization (compute, storage, etc.). Which was also not really anything new as that model existed on timeshared systems prior to that.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by hellohello1 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:43PM (#25863207)
MBAs are the equivalent of butter bars in the military. You get a lot of fresh faced BCOM -> MBA grads who know absolutely nothing but doctrine and are put in a position of power.

CompSci -> Work in industry -> MBA usually produces the best managers.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by anticensor on Thursday January 21, 2021 @04:23PM (#25864453)
CompSci -> EngMan path also exists.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by syndacks on Thursday January 21, 2021 @07:12PM (#25866544)
It's funny to me how HN folk like to point to "community guidelines" and downvote based on them, but then completely eschew them when it comes time to rag on MBAs, managers, or tout some bullshit about how we're approaching 1984 because a random startup decides to potentially use your data to make a buck.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by PragmaticPulp on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:54PM (#25862548)
I hesitated to post that because it would be interpreted that way.

In the case I described, the issue was literally that having an MBA put you on a lower payscale than being a mid-tier engineer.

The problem was that we had several people who invested years of their lives and six figures into post-graduate MBA education with the expectation that it was a cheat code for moving them up to the top of the payscale. It was a shock to land in a company where that was not true at all, and furthermore that it was codified into the payscale.

Having an MBA is certainly not a negative signal like HN tends to suggest. The bigger issue is resistance to the modern dual-track career ladders. Many people still want the management title (or an MBA credential) to guarantee them higher compensation, and they're resistant to any system which doesn't match those expectations.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by corpMaverick on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:59PM (#25861866)
:) Why is it that MBA types always end up on top ?

My pet theory is that they just have more time to spent scheming, and influencing others. While engineers are busy trying to get shit done.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by als0 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:20PM (#25862119)
> While engineers are busy trying to get shit done.

and/or too busy arguing with product/engineering managers (for better or worse)

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by atmosx on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:09PM (#25861999)
I don't think they do. Not in small-to-medium size tech companies. Usually, one way or another it is the engineering department running the show. I am not sure about large orgs/behemoths.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by refurb on Thursday January 21, 2021 @11:20PM (#25868279)
As someone who has worked with an MBA who was good at "scheming and influencing others", they can be an absolute godsend in clearing away the corporate detritus so you can actually get your job done.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by ResearchCode on Thursday January 21, 2021 @08:03PM (#25866929)
Stronger socioeconomic background, as with any success.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by devmunchies on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:00PM (#25861873)
I would include lawyers and accountants in the same bucket. Those three groups tend to put innovation and design/engineering excellence low on priorities.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by 1996 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @04:08PM (#25864256)
You are funny maybe without intending to be.

They all share the same "pointless" features:

- lawyers: reason for hiring: the company doesn't get sued for breaking laws (boils down to reducing costs even if you only consider the statutory damages)

- accountants: reason for hiring: the company doesn't hide deficits / key employees can't divert money (boils down to reducing costs)

- MBAs: reason for hiring: so that existing processed are optimized, and employees don't slack off too much (boils down to reducing costs)

To which I'd add HR:

- HR: reason for hiring: so that the company doesn't get sued for discrimination or gets bad PR that will reduce sales/good hires (boils down to reducing costs) -- connected to lawyers, except HR may also care about stuff that doesn't directly break laws.

So I think all of them are important! Then again, I'm now a capitalist pig, so feel free to dismiss my concerns.

But even if you only care about the visible features of a product, understand you can't innovate or even excel on a budget - which means reducing costs and trimming expenses whenever possible.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by devmunchies on Thursday January 21, 2021 @04:22PM (#25864437)
I forgot about HR!!! :)

> reducing costs

yeah, or risk mitigation. Haven't decided which is truer.

> Then again, I'm now a capitalist pig, so feel free to dismiss my concerns

Yeah I own a company with ~50-60 employees (call me Mr. Pig). Business owners need to take input from these risk-mitigation roles into consideration but, ultimately, they shouldn't be decision makers. Taking risk is important.

Decision makers should be creators (eng, design) and the sellers (sales, marketing).

Businesses aren't built on reducing costs, they are built on making money. But, then again, you can use money you save by reducing costs and feed it into the creation->sales machine. It's a balance.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by 1996 on Friday January 22, 2021 @03:55AM (#25869756)
> call me Mr. Pig

Hello Mr Pig, nice to meet a fellow pig :)

> yeah, or risk mitigation. Haven't decided which is truer.

Same thing to me. What do you "risk", except not making money? It all boils down to money.

> ultimately, they shouldn't be decision makers. Taking risk is important

Agreed - as long as you can take said risk, because again it all boils down to money. These people help you do that by not spending as much while achieving the same (or better) outcomes.

> It's a balance.

Totally! As for MBAs and the likes, I see them as XOs: I decide on the direction and give the orders. They implement them.

Their perspective is different from mine - which is surprisingly closer to the first line workers, who hold a lot of valuable insights (about optimization, client needs, etc) that may be lost due to the middle layer (of MBAs etc)

But the middle layer has its own role to play, to save money and keep operations smooth and reduce costs (risks) whenever possible.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by arwhatever on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:59PM (#25861861)
Put all the MBAs in one place, or put all the HN comments in one place? :-)
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by harha on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:45PM (#25862415)
To be honest I don’t think they’re (MBAs) completely useless, I just think they often end up in the wrong position for the wrong reasons.

I’ve had some great market research done by providing assignments to MBA students (though when I did my engineering MS and we had joint classes I stayed as far away from group work with them as I could - different grading gives different incentives), I just feel they sometimes might have difficulties understanding concepts like opportunity cost, probability or non-linear developments.

Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by prox on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:55PM (#25861820)
Look up some talks from Guy Kawasaki, art of the start for example, it’s quite good and harmless humor.
Re:New Intel CEO rehiring retired CPU architects by jack_riminton on Thursday January 21, 2021 @01:47PM (#25862449)
Me too. I'm thinking of knocking up a quick site just to dunk on MBAs...