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Re:A note to our employees by zaroth on Thursday November 08, 2018 @03:45PM (#18409829)
Feel free to ban anything you want at work. And the people who work there will select for if they want to be a part of it by becoming or remaining employees. (There are, of course, things that are illegal to ban)

I personally want to work somewhere who values me as a responsible human being, and expects me to behave like one. The more a workplace feels like they have to micromanage their employees like children, the more I would expect their workplace to be filled with people who act like children. And I personally wouldn’t want to work somewhere like that.

Hire intelligent, respectful, ethical, empathetic, mature adults to do interesting work. Fire the ones who don’t live up to it.

I expect workplace requirements to be spelled out in terms of expected behavior, expected performance, expected results. Define the outputs.

And take responsibility up the chain. IMO the right policy is not to ban alcohol entirely. Rather, if an employee behaves inappropriately the employee is responsible, but if the manager created the environment which lead to the behavior (whether that be approving the purchase of a keg and cheering for a keg stand, or not stopping that engineer from being verbally abusive at the daily stand ups) the manager is also held to account.

Re:A note to our employees by tapanjk on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:00PM (#18411567)
> The more a workplace feels like they have to micromanage their employees like children, the more I would expect their workplace to be filled with people who act like children.

This is exactly what I always thought until I ended up working at a place that did not ban anything. I had no idea how far some will take this freedom, until I saw it, and then I thought: Wish this place banned a few things.

Re:A note to our employees by skrebbel on Friday November 09, 2018 @05:07AM (#18413458)
Sounds like they should've banned a few people, not a few things.
Re:A note to our employees by mcguire on Thursday November 08, 2018 @06:40PM (#18411061)
"(~20% of cases)"

Apparently, many of the people Google is hiring are not intelligent, respectful, ethical, empathetic, or mature. The problem is, once you've hired them, firing them requires investigations, proofs, lawsuits, internet drama, and so forth. I'd imagine going after managers would be even more problematic.

I'd just as soon work for a place that bans alcohol, including at the unofficial, optional-mandatory social functions. In fact, that pretty well describes every place I've worked.

Re:A note to our employees by maroonblazer on Thursday November 08, 2018 @09:35PM (#18411974)
20% of cases where the perp had been drinking. It doesn't necessarily mean they were drinking to excess. Someone who wants to harass another employee doesn't need an excessive amount of alcohol to do so.

It seems almost taboo to say this in 2018 but in my experience alcohol, when used by intelligent, respectful, mature adults facilitates healthy bonds that would not be there otherwise and persist long after the effects of the alcohol have worn off.

Re:A note to our employees by sgarman on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:00PM (#18411568)
Is that true in california? I thought it was always at-will and that employers do not need to provide any reasoning.
Re:A note to our employees by toomuchtodo on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:03PM (#18411585)
There are exceptions to at-will employment public policy.

https://www.bls.gov/opub/mlr/2001/01/art1full.pdf (BLS PDF, The employment-at-will doctrine: three major exceptions)

Re:A note to our employees by Spooky23 on Thursday November 08, 2018 @04:21PM (#18410154)
The positive aspect of banning alcohol consumption is that it's an objective measure. If somebody is a drunken lout pawing his employees, save the victim more exposure by drumming him out for the alcohol.

With the possible exception of salespeople entertaining clients, there's no need to drink on duty, and if you do, there is a consequence.

Re:A note to our employees by eridius on Thursday November 08, 2018 @04:46PM (#18410344)
You don't need to ban alcohol in order to punish someone for being visibly drunken or pawing at employees.
Re:A note to our employees by Spooky23 on Thursday November 08, 2018 @05:35PM (#18410689)
If you allow drinking at work, what BAC is ok?

What exactly is the justification for endorsing drinking at work?

Re:A note to our employees by SeanAppleby on Thursday November 08, 2018 @07:59PM (#18411560)
Not endorsing, but allowing is aimed at letting people feel like they aren't being handled like children by their employer, and, as alcohol is a very common component of social interaction in western culture, is meant to make it easier for workers to socialize and make friends with their colleagues. I'd imagine the reason for wanting that is something like that employees who are more connected with each other are more likely:

a) to want to stay at the company with their friends, less turnover

b) to be happier at work which is good for performance, recruiting, and makes them less likely to feel the need to rush out of the office whenever they can.

c) to efficiently organize themselves and find the right people to get things done if they know each other well

d) to be transparent to each other and reduce friction in communications

You might not ever have some beer or wine when you socialize with people, but for a huge number of people that's viewed as an integral part of socializing.

Re:A note to our employees by piptastic on Thursday November 08, 2018 @05:57PM (#18410834)
The amount of alcohol you consume doesn't really matter.

It's the behavior that is punishable regardless of whether you were drinking or not.

Re:A note to our employees by Spooky23 on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:45PM (#18411783)
So when your high functioning alcoholic blows a .22 after taking out a telephone pole and hurting another driver, what do you do then?

What portion of responsibility will the victims attorney pin on you?

Re:A note to our employees by kjeetgill on Thursday November 08, 2018 @10:00PM (#18412051)
Zero. Don't drink and drive; It's the drinkers responsibility. Do you blame the liquor store? The state liquor laws?
Re:A note to our employees by Spooky23 on Thursday November 08, 2018 @11:24PM (#18412313)
Nope. Serving alcohol or providing a place to drink can make you liable.

That’s why you’re usually advised to get a liability policy for weddings and large parties.

Re:A note to our employees by afandian on Thursday November 08, 2018 @06:37PM (#18411036)
Sleep deprivation affects cognitive ability. It affects everyone differently. It is sometimes involuntary, sometimes voluntary.

That said, how many hours' sleep the night before a day's work is acceptable?

Re:A note to our employees by dragonwriter on Thursday November 08, 2018 @06:55PM (#18411157)
> If you allow drinking at work, what BAC is ok?

Rules don't have to be written around BAC, they can be written around behavior or impairment.

(In fact, while they tend to also have a BAC cutoff for ease of proof, criminal drunk driving laws also are written around impairment, and corporate policy doesn't even have to worry about proof issues in at-will jurisdictions, because there is no proof requirement.)

Re:A note to our employees by sjg007 on Thursday November 08, 2018 @07:26PM (#18411377)
Marijuana is now legal in California too. What standards apply there?
Re:A note to our employees by thenanyu on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:19PM (#18411662)
Don't be stoned out of your mind
Re:A note to our employees by DoofusOfDeath on Thursday November 08, 2018 @09:45PM (#18412009)
> Marijuana is now legal in California too.

No, it's still against federal law, which covers California.

Re:A note to our employees by Benjammer on Thursday November 08, 2018 @04:43PM (#18410317)
I don't think the parent comment is at all disagreeing with the existence of any utility in "banning alcohol" here.

The gist of what the parent comment is saying, is that, if you have a policy in place to "compensate" for a certain "negative trait," what you are actually doing is inviting _more_ of that trait, because you are signaling that your company will put effort in to help deal with that, which means that someone who needs help monitoring their alcohol consumption would be _more likely_ to work for you, thus accomplishing essentially the opposite of what you wanted.

Mature adults who do _not_ need someone else to monitor their alcohol consumption are far more likely to inherently present with the responsible, adult behaviors that you desire. But, a mature adult who can already sufficiently moderate their own alcohol consumption is going to be _less likely_ to want to work at a place where said consumption is heavily, outwardly regulated/enforced, because why would they want to be constantly told something that they have already fully incorporated into their mature, adult habits and personality?

Re:A note to our employees by Spooky23 on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:36PM (#18411737)
Mature adults also don’t sexually harass their colleagues.

My priority is to have swift, clear consequences for harassment. If you are drinking at work and in your buzz behave inappropriately, I want you walked out of the building for the alcohol and spare the victim from the more harm.

You don’t need to infantalize folks. It’s really simple: if you want to go get drinks, there’s a bar down the road.

Re:A note to our employees by mcguire on Thursday November 08, 2018 @06:43PM (#18411075)
"Mature adults who do _not_ need someone else to monitor their alcohol consumption are far more likely to inherently present with the responsible, adult behaviors that you desire."

That doesn't seem to describe Google's employees. (Or anyone under the age of 30, for that matter, says the little tiny cynic who lives on my shoulder.)

Re:A note to our employees by briandear on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:32PM (#18411716)
Can we ban nerf guns and adult slides? Good grief, much of Silicon Valley feels like a kindergarten.
Re:A note to our employees by leetcrew on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:54PM (#18411818)
why does it have to be a ban? isn't it satisfying enough just to look down at your inferiors and bask in how mature you are?
Re:A note to our employees by roenxi on Thursday November 08, 2018 @05:01PM (#18410451)
> I personally want to work somewhere who values me as a responsible human being, and expects me to behave like one.

Responsible human beings don't drink alcohol in the workplace. If a person is drawing a salary, they should be presenting to work fit & as prepared as possible to do it. There is no good reason for employees to be drinking at or prior to work. Unless, I suppose, there is some well-replicated study showing that alcohol in low doses increases cognitive function despite all my expectations.

Management doesn't have a magic crystal ball to tell truth from falsehood and fact from hearsay - and because of that uncertainty firing people is a far last resort for creating a safe and welcoming workspace. Banning alcohol at work is both prudent and reasonable.

Re:A note to our employees by afandian on Thursday November 08, 2018 @05:23PM (#18410608)
You have a very narrow view of "the workplace".

I used to work for a large well respected software company. On Fridays, after work, there was a subsidized bar where we could have a beer or two and discuss work or non-work things in a more relaxed atmosphere. Would you ban that?

If I go to a conference and we have an official conference social meet-up should I be prohibited from consuming alcohol?

I have my own straw man. You say:

> they should be presenting to work fit & as prepared as possible to do it

I propose that we ban coffee in the workplace because we should all be at 100% all the time and coffee obviously shows you aren't turning up ready to work.

Re:A note to our employees by roenxi on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:11PM (#18411626)
> You have a very narrow view of "the workplace".

On the contrary, I have a very broad view of the workplace. Yes to all your questions. I don't work in tech, and there are no subsidised bars or alcohol at conferences. We got subsidised gym memberships and tea at the conferences I'm used to. If you want to drink, your money, your time, after work. If you want to get tipsy with colleagues in your own time, it is not in any way endorsed by the company.

My personal guess is the tech industry _will_ eventually ban alcohol at all such things as the link between drinking, uninhibited men and sexual harassment is bought up again and again. The bad apples will spoil the whole barrel.

> I propose that we ban coffee in the workplace because we should all be at 100% all the time and coffee obviously shows you aren't turning up ready to work.

Well, I don't agree with you. But if you have evidence, sure. My understanding is coffee is a mild stimulant, so it should be linked to a very mild improvement in work performance - so I doubt you have evidence.

People do turn up to work unprepared. We can't really stop that - maybe they just get a bad nights sleep. But alcohol is going to have a pretty strictly negative effect, so employees shouldn't be drinking it in company hours or before work.

Re:A note to our employees by afandian on Friday November 09, 2018 @03:05AM (#18413003)
Both of my examples were after work. So we're not talking about being at your desk answering support tickets and calculating bridge loading equations.

My point about taking a narrow view is that "the workplace" is not only at-your-desk time. Its geographic-but-after-hours, related but off-site social events.

On a related note, a lot of the discussions around software project codes of conduct are based on the fact that software projects fundamentally are human endeavours. It's not just about the code you churn out. If you want to employ humans you have to let them be human. That means some degree of socializing. If you want to employ machines you have to maintain them too.

My coffee counterexample was to illustrate that your approach seems to be binary, zero tolerance. With humans involved, I think it's just not that simple.

Re:A note to our employees by roenxi on Friday November 09, 2018 @06:10AM (#18413665)
:P I don't understand why you are insisting that I have a narrow view of the workplace, I've read what you've written and agree. I can tell that your examples are after work, we're not talking about sitting at your desk. I'm talking about geographic-but-after-hours and related but off-site social events too.

> a subsidized bar

And if an employee does something stupid after being in that bar, it requires an absolute contortion of language to say that maybe the presence and cheapness of the grog wasn't a contributing factor. Say in a bad case a male employee sexually harasses some female coworker - the woman involved (and, I suspect, a judge) might well question why the company was enabling this. I personally think that the company should be held responsible as much as the drunk employee.

It is simply too easy to link subsidised alcohol to someone acting inappropriately due to alcohol.

> official conference social meet-up

Ditto. If the meetup is official, there should be no alcohol. Learn to socialise over a lemonade. I've seen a very large number of professionals who, somehow, manage to do just that.

> My coffee counterexample was to illustrate that your approach seems to be binary, zero tolerance. With humans involved, I think it's just not that simple.

If I, in a capacity as an employer, am going to have some responsibility for some employees actions then that employee, whilst I am responsible for them, is not going to be drinking alcohol. There risk far outweighs the hypothetical employee who can only socialise with a glass in hand.

I'm not even making that decision on any specific risk factor - alcohol leads to worse decisions, in a way that coffee does not. We live in an age where companies are often responsible for outcomes in a _very broad_ definition of "workplace". If the company might be responsible, then employees have a responsibility to be making their best decisions.

If you want to drink with your workmates the process should be organise it unofficially, go find a bar and don't wear a hat with a corporate logo on it. It isn't hard to do. If drinking is mandatory to having a career then that is the problem, not my hardline approach to alcohol.

Re:A note to our employees by lovich on Thursday November 08, 2018 @10:28PM (#18412137)
Can we ban companies from encroaching on ever more of our lives then? It's already a baseline to have it be one third of the working week, but many of these social events are "optional" as in it's optional to continue in your career.

By suggesting that companies ban taking part in that activity, but not preventing them from taking an ever increasing part of our lives through long hours and after work events, you are effectively advocating that we ban the activity in it's entirety

Re:A note to our employees by umanwizard on Saturday November 17, 2018 @02:29AM (#18474451)
"Company hours" is meaningless for a salaried employee with a flexible schedule.

If I leave at 5 PM and go to a bar, how is that meaningfully different from staying in the office and starting to drink at 5?

Re:A note to our employees by always_good on Thursday November 08, 2018 @09:39PM (#18411986)
I'm not a coding robot that needs to be min/maxed for my productivity output all day at work. I'm certainly not even programming all day at work.

So I would not want to work where you're in charge where everything I may want to do (or consume) is judged on its productivity basis.

You probably have habits that sacrifice your work performance. There's a good chance, at the very least, you weigh more than you should, work out less than you should, and eat fewer vegetables than you should. You might even have children or plan to have them one day. Yikes!

And all of these cost you much more than the morale boosting beer I get to share with my team as is tradition towards the end of a Friday.

Re:A note to our employees by Aeolun on Thursday November 08, 2018 @05:11PM (#18410522)
Having a drink in the workplace aftera day of hard work works great for morale.
Re:A note to our employees by zbentley on Thursday November 08, 2018 @06:48PM (#18411118)
> Having a drink in the workplace aftera day of hard work works great for morale.

So do many other things. If the only thing that keeps morale acceptable is providing alcohol, then you have a problem either with the people you hire, the work you make them do, or the amount of resources you're willing to expend on morale.

Re:A note to our employees by EForEndeavour on Thursday November 08, 2018 @09:04PM (#18411846)
The fact that other things also boost morale does not invalidate the point that having a drink in the workplace boosts morale. And nobody has even implied that workplace alcohol is the _only_ thing that keeps morale acceptable.
Re:A note to our employees by icedchai on Thursday November 08, 2018 @07:02PM (#18411207)
What about at lunch? Sometimes, I go out to lunch and want a martini or two...
Re:A note to our employees by rkuykendall-com on Thursday November 08, 2018 @05:15PM (#18410559)
> alcohol in low doses increases cognitive function

https://xkcd.com/323/

Re:A note to our employees by jameslevy on Thursday November 08, 2018 @06:50PM (#18411130)
A BAC of .13 is not a low dose of alcohol. It means you are pretty heavily intoxicated.
Re:A note to our employees by jiveturkey on Saturday November 10, 2018 @04:15PM (#18423546)
problem solved