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Re:Bullshit Job Notes by duxup on Thursday September 13, 2018 @08:33PM (#17983896)
A while back company I worked at was aquired and many months after the acquisition someone from the new corporate office showed up and got a tour.

She repeatedly used the phrase "You let them have / do that?"

The response was to things she saw at people's cubes like:

* A mini fridge. * A blanket. * Some food at someone's desk. * A fan.

And some random stuff.

It didn't occur to anyone at that point that anyone had to "let" someone have those things at their desk.

Eventually an email went out banning such things, no reason was given.

An annoyed co-worker asked why via email and they were told food at their desk was "unnecessary" because there is a cafeteria.

The only cafeteria was on the other side of the country at the new HQ in San Jose....they didn't respond to follow up emails.

It always struck me that this person who visited's entire role was to enforce some arbitrary rules like they were our parents or something.

The rules were complied with for about a month and as soon as visits stopped, everyone at our location just ignored them. Somehow nothing bad happened just as nothing ever had before.

When visiting the HQ later I did eat something (breakfast bar) at my temporary desk. My coworkers in San Jose we're quite shocked, I was amused by their reaction. We all survived. Although security eventually caught me (came running even) for not wearing my ID "visible enough" ;)

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by sneak on Friday September 14, 2018 @02:50AM (#17985190)
“Thing that got me was not her list of things she hated, since she was obviously crazy as a Cyborg, but fact that always somebody agreed with her prohibitions. Must be a yearning deep in human heart to stop other people from doing as they please. Rules, laws — always for other fellow. A murky part of us, something we had before we came down out of trees, and failed to shuck when we stood up. Because not one of those people said: "Please pass this so that I won't be able to do something I know I should stop." Nyet, tovarishchee, was always something they hated to see neighbors doing. Stop them "for their own good" — not because speaker claimed to be harmed by it.”

— Robert Heinlein, The Moon is A Harsh Mistress

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by jarsin on Thursday September 13, 2018 @10:05PM (#17984233)
These types exist all over corporate america because ton's of executive's suffers from extreme narcissism. All these ass kiss rule enforcers feed into these executives deep deep desire to fill important.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by duxup on Thursday September 13, 2018 @10:39PM (#17984346)
For some reason I can understand how people come do terrible things out of fear or whatever (bigots, or whatever).... but I find the casual jerkiness of these enforcers extra mind boggling.

Why would people want to treat their coworkers this way? It seems so unnecessary and negative...

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by tru3_power on Thursday September 13, 2018 @11:50PM (#17984564)
Same reason some kids want to be hall monitors. Some people just want to feel that they can project their will on other people. My guess is some deep seeded jealousy problems.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by paulie_a on Friday September 14, 2018 @04:36AM (#17985635)
Some people are just assholes. They need to be told to fuck off, while the harsh language might a bit strong, it might also prompt enough of a serious conversation and prevent the growing toxic culture.

Actually no it's not a bit strong, those people need to be outright told to fuck off on a more frequent basis.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by rumcajz on Friday September 14, 2018 @02:25AM (#17985098)
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by gbersac on Friday September 14, 2018 @03:14AM (#17985288)
godwin point reached !
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by TimesOldRoman on Friday September 14, 2018 @10:22AM (#17987381)
This is the product of the business cult. Speak out, be different; dissenters are squashed into oblivion at worst or simply never considered for promotion at best.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by Aloha on Thursday September 13, 2018 @08:40PM (#17983924)
I've been here before. As soon as the minders go away, there is no one in authority who gives enough of a dam to do anything about tit.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by benatkin on Friday September 14, 2018 @12:01AM (#17984590)
I can see real problems with those things. Mini fridges can be noisy (for real, I've often unplugged them for the night at hotels). Food can be messy. Fans can be noisy, and one person's white noise can be another person's irritating noise.

These often aren't just arbitrary rules.

Alcohol is another thing.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by brantonb on Friday September 14, 2018 @12:34AM (#17984690)
Misophonia is a thing. I wish food wasn’t allowed at our desks. I end up with headphones on for much of the day because we have free crunchy snacks.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by kkarakk on Friday September 14, 2018 @04:15AM (#17985550)
>It also appears that a misophonic reaction can occur in the absence of an actual sound

so you'll inconvenience ALL of your colleagues so your unprovable condition can be avoided. i hate open desk plans coz of things like this. hr inevitably comes down on the side opposite to common sense and things get banned with no solution(like having a quick snack when you feel tired is not allowed and you can't afford the time away to visit the cafeteria)

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by brantonb on Friday September 14, 2018 @11:05AM (#17987692)
No, I won’t. I haven’t said a word to anyone at work. I haven’t filed an HR complaint. I put my headphones on and deal with it. I only mentioned it here because it seemed relevant to the discussion.

I’ve got all the proof I need to know I have this, and it’s never happened in the absence of someone eating a crunch snack.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by bayindirh on Friday September 14, 2018 @07:08AM (#17986273)
I love how things can be labeled as unprovable in a snap by people who doesn't suffer from such quirks.

Personally I can't stand people who are eating stuff or chewing gum while they are on the phone with me. Same with noisy eating in a silent place. I sometimes silently leave the place if I can, or warn the eater as politely as I can, if he/she's my friend.

Heck, if I'm extremely tired or weary I can not even stand myself sometimes.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by kkarakk on Friday September 14, 2018 @07:28AM (#17986368)
if a reaction can occur in the presence or absence of stimulus, how in the heck are you saying you "have" it. it could be a reaction to a caffeine stimulant heavy diet for all anyone knows. this seems to be in the same realm as micro-aggressions for how provable they are to be a real problem
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by bayindirh on Friday September 14, 2018 @08:17AM (#17986621)
Personally I didn't experience it in the "absence" of the stimulus, so I cannot comment on that part.

I only wanted to point that absence of some irritation or uncomfortable feeling in presence of the stimulus for one person is not enough for one to label such sinister and delicate matters as "not real" or "non-existent".

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by levythe on Friday September 14, 2018 @11:29AM (#17987923)
It's just the concept that unfamiliar ambient noises can become very grating to some people. Someone used to a particular fan might struggle with the sound of a different one. Someone used to the sound of a CRT TV might ignore it, while other people can't. Likewise, someone not used to silence can be uncomfortable with the lack of stimulus. It's a common aspect of sensory processing abnormalities, such as autism. It's well documented and entirely reasonable. Just because it's not a standalone disorder doesn't make it fake.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by distant_hat on Friday September 14, 2018 @02:21AM (#17985088)
Food particularly can be an issue if people do not clean up after themselves. I am in India and we have a team that cleans up after work because we can have food at our desks and any food left out attracts cockroaches and mice/rats. If they do not have a team like that things go downhill fast.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by kamaal on Friday September 14, 2018 @04:39AM (#17985648)
>>I am in India and we have a team that cleans up after work because we can have food at our desks and any food left out attracts cockroaches and mice/rats.

:)

Where do you work in India?

If your office infrastructure is so broken that you could have mice infestation, you definitely have far bigger problems than eating at your desk. In fact at this point in time, I'd like to think you have a mice infestation already.

At almost any major tech park that I've worked in Bangalore, I can't recall even single instance of even seeing a fly or mosquito in office. Let alone see a rat.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by Blaiz0r on Friday September 14, 2018 @04:47AM (#17985676)
Well you wouldn't enjoy working in London then!
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by kamaal on Friday September 14, 2018 @05:03AM (#17985746)
That's interesting to hear.

I'd love to see how many offices in London have mice infestations to a point employees could notice it.

I was of the opinion that the western world took hygiene quite seriously.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by stevesimmons on Friday September 14, 2018 @02:24PM (#17989560)
Oh London offices do have mice problems. I work at Canary Wharf and last year sat on a trading floor infested with mice.

The mice would come out in the evenings. You'd know because first you'd hear one of the salespeople scream. Then the more macho traders would rush around banging on desks, trying to flush out the by now petrified mouse...

The trading floors also had small cafes ('trader delis'). One day I found a dead mouse on the counter next to the cafe's credit card machine. I took a photo as I knew noone back on the trading floor would believe me.

At that point, the cafe was closed for the day and thoroughly cleaned. The cleaners also started removing all food from people's desks.

The best solution imo would have been cats...

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by gaius on Friday September 14, 2018 @06:18AM (#17986054)
In London on average you are never more than 10ft from a rat, or so they say. For everyone 100ft from the nearest rat there is someone 1ft away from 10 rats.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by baud147258 on Friday September 14, 2018 @09:27AM (#17987013)
Paris has also a rather big rat problem, even if they are usually hidding in the sewers/subways, but one can easily see them at dusk going through the trash. Also we had a few rats in our (19 century) flat, according to a person living above us.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by shrikant on Friday September 14, 2018 @06:51AM (#17986191)
Depends where, I suppose.

I've worked (and still am!) in London in loads of different sizes and types of offices, and have yet to see a single pest (mouse, cockroach, mosquito, etc.)

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by duxup on Friday September 14, 2018 @09:44AM (#17987100)
I'm highly skeptical of general internet rationalization of rules if only because humans are really good at coming up with reasons.... and somehow everywhere else I work does just fine without those rules.

Nothing personal, just general policy on my part.

Also because that company gave no reasons other than the cafeteria thing I mentioned (and that was based in absurdity).

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by wetpaws on Friday September 14, 2018 @12:50PM (#17988780)
This kind of problems should be solved by people talking to each other, not corporate fun police.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by minikites on Friday September 14, 2018 @12:09AM (#17984611)
Not to mention electrical safety issues (daisy chaining loaded power strips and/or insufficiently rated extension cords) or fire issues (space heaters).
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by hvidgaard on Friday September 14, 2018 @05:15AM (#17985801)
If there is an issue with electrical safety, don't try to amend it by imposing rules that can and will be broken. Make the system so it isn't a problem. In this case, install circuit breakers that simply shut off if you draw too much power.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by Latteland on Friday September 14, 2018 @12:26AM (#17984662)
computers can be daisy chained unsafely and often are in my experience. in my current office we have done that. i still remember that when i was in college microwave ovens were prohibited (used too much energy) but tvs were okay. even my ra had a microwave that had a sign on it that said tv. bullshit rules are ignored. and the other problem is bullshit rules lead people to ignore actual useful rules. kind of like making so many laws that everything and everyone has abused a law leads to people not respecting the system.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by geomark on Friday September 14, 2018 @12:33AM (#17984686)
Some years ago at a big tech company a CAD software development group was folded into the department I was managing. I took a walk around. We had hard wall offices with 2 or 3 desks in each. In one office one of the SW devs had set up a small camp under a table with a sleeping bag, cooler, and night light. I don't think she was homeless. In another office one of the devs had a small cactus farm with grow lights on a timer. Nobody in the group could understand why they shouldn't be allowed to keep this stuff.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by lovich on Friday September 14, 2018 @12:51AM (#17984748)
Why shouldn't they be allowed to keep that stuff?

I'm not trying to be flippant. I have noticed that many managers say no to anything they didn't think of first. Its made me usually default to thinking the manager is wrong unless the employee is adversely affecting another employee. If no one in the group could understand why they shouldn't keep those things, then it sounds like they weren't adversely affecting anyone

Edit: I should add that when I say management I mean management that is more than one level above the person who's behavior they are trying to change. People do t have as strong connections once it starts being a chain of relationships and you start losing the benefit of the doubt

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by roenxi on Friday September 14, 2018 @01:28AM (#17984902)
Well, the company might do something negligent and damage the employees stuff. Then the company might incur some liability.

Or potentially someone could get injured through corporate negligence (eg, if there is a fire and the software engineer sleeping under the desk gets burned; power goes out for 12 hours and someone with a fridge gets food poisoning).

Focusing on GP's comment specifically, if the government (local or higher) discovers that a premise is being used for habitation I imagine there are a whole bunch of rules that kick in that the company does not want to be involved with.

It is much cheaper, easier and more internally consistent to mandate that all employees have a standardised work space. Then not only do you cut your risk profile, you also might find opportunities for efficiencies elsewhere.

Compare personal risk profiles to a company. If I am a bit risk-prone maybe I tolerate a lifestyle where there is a 1 in 200 chance of a near-fatal accident each year each year (so I'm expecting to make it to old age with a near misses or two in life - I've met people who I judge to live to this level of risk). If you try that sort of approach with a company of 150 employees, in a given year you now expect:

1) More likely than not to have a near fatal accident in the workspace

2) To be imprisoned or have your business ended by the government for being a menace to your employees

Corporations can't tolerate risk at anywhere near the level individuals do; because they have to scale everything up to their entire workforce.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by JoeAltmaier on Friday September 14, 2018 @01:33AM (#17984923)
This sounds largely like strawman examples to justify being paternalistic. The fridge in the break room has exactly the same risk as the one in your office; injury to the employee is a far, far greater risk than busting somebody's stapler; standardized workspace is one of those pointless conformity things that deliberately ignore differences in job function, personal preference and on and on.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by roenxi on Friday September 14, 2018 @01:50AM (#17984985)
No, I've been tangentially involved in this sort of decision from the management side in Serious Industry. The break room fridge is "known to the corporation" in some sense and can be assigned an inspection or even maintenance schedule if you have the expertise. Has more eyes on it for trouble in any case.

We had problems with people bringing knives in to de-core their apples. Every year there'd a nasty hand injury or two, and we were under pressure from upper management to keep our injury statistics low. Since hand injuries were one of our major problems; knife ban! :D

It was as effective as it was unpopular.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by linza on Friday September 14, 2018 @03:01AM (#17985224)
So because of management's lack of imagination (or caring) a solution was chosen unilaterally for the convenience of the party in power and for the inconvenience if the masses to protect them sheeps from themselves.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by geomark on Friday September 14, 2018 @09:13AM (#17986939)
If I had thought of it first, as you say, I would have immediately realized a couple things wrong with it. Like taking space for my personal projects where a desk for another engineer is supposed to go. And having grow lights on a timer that run after everyone goes home is a pretty obvious unnecessary fire hazard.

I was the manager, not someone a level above. I was responsible for space planning for my department. The offices weren't luxurious but they were decent hard wall offices where 4 of the 6 offices in each office bay had windows. Insisting that one should be allowed to take a seat in a window office for a cactus farm seemed very immature. I was also resonsible for assuring a reasonable attempt to adhere to health and safety rules. The unthinking objections to removing a fire hazard showed no appreciation for who would have hell to pay if something happened, even if only a mildly smokey electrical short.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by lovich on Friday September 14, 2018 @11:45AM (#17988109)
Taking up a seat when someone needs it, sure you're getting in people's way. Taking your example of the grow light as a fire hazard here is an example of what I mean by management just trying to get rid of everything.

How is it anymore of a fire hazard than anything else plugged into the electricity? I doubt you were rationing the electricity or unplugging everything at night, and if people had laptops they we're likely plugging things into and out of the sockets every day. People can see the obvious hypocrisy it poor reasoning and it makes them ignore or detest even reasonable requests from management because the requests are so frequently unreasonable.

If management had their way everyone would be completely standard, with no individuality or humanity because it would be cheaper and easier to deal with. The unthinking objections to every bit of personality or decoration of a space people are in for half their waking lives shows no appreciation for the mental toll it takes on employees

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by geomark on Saturday September 15, 2018 @01:23AM (#17993110)
This is a lot like the conversation I had with that group. Assume it's just management being oppressive for their convenience. But oh, didn't think about maybe those seats are needed. Hey, why can't they sit in a windowless office; my plants need some daylight. What's the big deal about plugging in more stuff, everything's a fire hazard anyway. Sure, computers and office equipment are required to do our jobs while lighting for my hobby isn't. But so what if it causes a problem, disrupts work or someone gets hurt. No big deal, the company can cover it.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by Terretta on Friday September 14, 2018 @03:56AM (#17985484)
> made me usually default to thinking the manager is wrong unless the employee is adversely affecting another employee

The Wiccan Creed is surprisingly rich:

"An' it harm none, do what thou wilt."

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by itronitron on Thursday September 13, 2018 @09:39PM (#17984130)
whenever I see someone with a clipboard wandering the halls at work I turn around and leave the building
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by Anthony-G on Friday September 14, 2018 @08:26PM (#17992167)
In the first episode of the current season of Better Call Saul[1], one of the main characters exploited this phenomenon to carry out a full-scale social engineering attack on a warehouse. After gaining entry with a (stolen) ID, all he needed to get the workers to follow his orders was to drive around while wearing a high-vis vest and taking notes on a clipboard. It highlighted to great effect the problems of conditioning alienated workers in regimented hierarchies to follow orders from anyone who just looks and acts like a "boss".

[1] https://www.amc.com/shows/better-call-saul/extras/better-cal...

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by itronitron on Friday September 14, 2018 @10:13PM (#17992587)
thanks, I need to start watching that show again :)
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by gaius on Friday September 14, 2018 @07:50AM (#17986482)
You should join them instead - it is an excellent work avoidance tactic ;-)
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by duxup on Friday September 14, 2018 @09:50AM (#17987141)
I swear the clipboard folks at that company did nothing productive ever.

At another place I had some sit next to me for a while due to construction at the company ... it was months of nothing productive, just nothing. I was a little shocked, I mean I assumed, but when you see it, it is amazing.

Re:Bullshit Job Notes by duxup on Thursday September 13, 2018 @10:59PM (#17984403)
It seems like such a small thing, but it wears on you.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by quickthrower2 on Thursday September 13, 2018 @11:25PM (#17984471)
Clipboard... Time to lawyer up.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by michaelcampbell on Thursday September 13, 2018 @10:30PM (#17984325)
Is this cisco by chance?
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by mejari on Friday September 14, 2018 @12:27AM (#17984664)
I think if they wanted to disclose that information they would have done so.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by michaelcampbell on Wednesday September 26, 2018 @07:14AM (#18074726)
Ah, classic condescending hackernews.
Re:Bullshit Job Notes by mejari on Monday October 08, 2018 @11:00PM (#18173007)
Not condescending at all, sorry if it came across that way. I was 100% serious.