HIV-Infected Infant Cured With Early Use of 'App Store'
First employee of startup? You are not colder than absolute zero
No, really, pi is wrong: The NSA slide you haven’t seen
$100k Revenues in One Click.
Q: “How much does an app cost?” A: “About as much as I make?
Too scared to write a simple operating system
Cook something or get out of bed for less than $10,000 per day.”
In Math You Have to Find Them
Fastest-growing YC S11 startup looking for hackers. Join us in our quest to kick healthcare's ass.
The piece of shit startup I hate to love
What it's like to be forked
- Show HN: My husband is Broken
- Twitter acquires, you laugh, you're still loving
- My dad unexpectedly uses my Linux laptop to get your attention. Join us!
- Ask HN: my 5-year-old son to Acquire Lucasfilm Ltd.
- Linux is now hosted in North Korea
This one is a gem. I can almost see the fishy article about it
-How Facebook is killing Linux on the desktop
-MongoDB Raises $150 Million - And Still Isn't Difficult Enough To Watch HBO Shows
-Facebook claims it can read your e-mail without a data plan
-I am depressed and I need someone to talk to restaurants.
-Ask PG: Will you share your data in plain English
-France convicts Google Maps for iOS
-Mars water surprise in Curiosity rover – I am depressed and I am building Tindie fulltime
-SPDY Review by Opera Software has filed a lawsuit
-Microsoft made their own online textbook, save district $175,000
-Data.gov & 7 Other Sites to Shut Down Uber
-Ramit Sethi and Patrick McKenzie on Getting Your First iOS App Store Nightmare
-Valve: Piracy Is More Important Now Than Ever Before
-iCloud’s Real Purpose is to Kill W3Schools
-Pirate Bay Will Stop In Silicon Valley And Unemployed America
-The Revolutionary Birth Control In The World: Maximizing Shareholder Value
-Samsung flew bloggers to Berlin, then threatened to leave a tech job at Facebook
-Google’s Marissa Mayer Has a Secret Backdoor in New Encryption Standard? (2007)
-In CSS, “px” is not broken: It’s a Pyramid Scheme
-SpaceX's First Official Cargo Resupply Mission to Mars
-Resistor hack turns a Nvidia GTX690 into a Bank
-Google+ is now free on Amazon
-Saturn's North Pole Is A Difficult Community to Participate In
-JSON will be on 'every HP PC' shipping next year, says CEO
-Mozilla and Epic Announce Unreal Engine for Vim
-Every Black Hole Contains a New (and Better) Google
-Why "Coupon Code" Should Not be a core type in PostgreSQL 9.2
-Skype 5 for Mac 1.1
-The author of Nginx on why V8 is not an iPad
- Ask HN: What's the best place to aim on a Porn Website
- The Professor, the Bikini Model and the Kindle
- John Resig's ‘Secrets of the HBGary hack
- Oracle discontinues Ruby/Rails support for SOPA.
- A new way of writing unmaintainable code.
- Redesigning the country of Liechtenstein for $70,000 a night with Airbnb
- Build a house for $5
- Iranian Web Programmer’s Death Sentence to Be Successful
- Show HN: Pick a number from 1 to 1000 in C
- Greplin (YC W10) open sources key piece of shit startup I hate to loveThat isn't too far off: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2447580
Show HN post for the subreddit is here. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6816322
Tesla wins in North Korea [since Kim Jong-un bought one]
CISPA Passes in the browser
Zynga Shuts Down Major Websites and Https Protocol [very plausible]
The Rules of a startup [couldn't believe first this wasn't a HN title]
Simple Minecraft Clone in 580 lines of Ruby [ditto]
What's the best startups in the noise of 802.11 [even more true than HN]
Parsley.js: never write a Web Application that makes you understand git [ditto]
Why I am building a hulking floating data center [I wish someone would do it]
Only a few countries are teaching children how to drive customers away [are these countries called "communistic"? ;-) ]
Concurrency is not an iPad [having read so many strange comparisons concerning concurrency I'm not surprised...] RSS Is Dying, and You Should Too
Nimbus.io: Open-source alternative to the US
Groupon is the new FTP
Official Hacker News is bad for youCheers !
Amazing. Thank you!
^ almost died laughing at that one just now
Why I Quit My Job to Start the Rest of My Life as an Apple Store Employee
Facebook bans Adsense in all human history
Show HN: We made an addictive way to fold a sheet of paper
Rules of Storytelling According to the UK Gov
Death to the ISS - Launch Webcast (starts at 12:00am PDT)John Resig's 'Secrets of the JavaScript Ninja Update'
From YC Rejection to 10,000 Users in 1 Day
PyPy is faster than pushing a pixel to the screen
screenshot: http://s28.postimg.org/k9pdb67n1/funny.png
(I also really want to update it to also do Upworthy-style headlines. And maybe combine the two?)
omg ymmd
Won't someone think of the children?
> JPL director: Curiosity may have been causing USB disconnects
Supreme Court to avoid public shaming
WordPress has left the solar system
Cyanogen raises $7 million to build a perfect SNES emulator
Washington Post to grow vegetables on weekdaysThank you for epitomizing HN.
Pffft, this is obviously just another internet conspiracy
I find that lookback of 2 generally creates more entertaining titles. Lookback of 3 usually seems to just splice together two titles (which can be hilarious, and is usually more grammatically correct), and lookback of 1 tends to generate more nonsense.
Some fun ones I found just now:
Interestingly, if I change the code to pick the most likely word, followed by the most likely word, etc. the "most probable" post is "The New York Times and The Internet"If I limit it to just 2013 posts, it is "The NSA surveillance".
My site is running on the smallest Digital Ocean droplet (512MB), if it goes down, I will feel silly. If it does, code can be found here: https://gist.github.com/grantslatton/7694811