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Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by dirtyaura on Thursday November 28, 2013 @04:13PM (#6816503)
Oh boy, I haven't lauhde this hard for a while. You have created a masterpiece of algorithmic humor. A few gems from my trials:

HIV-Infected Infant Cured With Early Use of 'App Store'

First employee of startup? You are not colder than absolute zero

No, really, pi is wrong: The NSA slide you haven’t seen

$100k Revenues in One Click.

Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by dnqthao on Friday November 29, 2013 @01:37AM (#6818183)
This one is so real!

Q: “How much does an app cost?” A: “About as much as I make?

Too scared to write a simple operating system

Cook something or get out of bed for less than $10,000 per day.”

In Math You Have to Find Them

Fastest-growing YC S11 startup looking for hackers. Join us in our quest to kick healthcare's ass.

Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by dcohenp on Thursday November 28, 2013 @09:42PM (#6817606)
Honestly, when I read the NSA one I started laughing, but then it kind of sent a shiver down my spine. Brrr.
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by Draco6slayer on Friday November 29, 2013 @04:39PM (#6821123)
The NSA had been spying on mathematicians, and discovered their greatest secret. Pi and e are actually switched. No, really, pi is wrong.
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by jessedhillon on Friday November 29, 2013 @04:38AM (#6818617)
I got one which aptly describes a sentiment I feel often in general around here:

The piece of shit startup I hate to love

Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by Kliment on Friday November 29, 2013 @05:09AM (#6818710)
That one is actually authentic https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6656728
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by pawn on Friday November 29, 2013 @01:24PM (#6820414)
I thought this one was great:

What it's like to be forked