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Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by sowhatquestion on Thursday November 28, 2013 @02:39PM (#6816066)
"Ma'am, Your Burger Has Been Acquired by LinkedIn"

^ almost died laughing at that one just now

Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by timtadh on Thursday November 28, 2013 @02:47PM (#6816098)
also: "Learn You a Haskell is now larger than LinkedIn"