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Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by kr4 on Thursday November 28, 2013 @02:12PM (#6815967)
Couldn't resist from posting these:

-How Facebook is killing Linux on the desktop

-MongoDB Raises $150 Million - And Still Isn't Difficult Enough To Watch HBO Shows

-Facebook claims it can read your e-mail without a data plan

-I am depressed and I need someone to talk to restaurants.

-Ask PG: Will you share your data in plain English

-France convicts Google Maps for iOS

-Mars water surprise in Curiosity rover – I am depressed and I am building Tindie fulltime

-SPDY Review by Opera Software has filed a lawsuit

Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by kr4 on Thursday November 28, 2013 @02:30PM (#6816037)
A few more (thanks for an hour long non-stop laugh!)

-Microsoft made their own online textbook, save district $175,000

-Data.gov & 7 Other Sites to Shut Down Uber

-Ramit Sethi and Patrick McKenzie on Getting Your First iOS App Store Nightmare

-Valve: Piracy Is More Important Now Than Ever Before

-iCloud’s Real Purpose is to Kill W3Schools

-Pirate Bay Will Stop In Silicon Valley And Unemployed America

-The Revolutionary Birth Control In The World: Maximizing Shareholder Value

-Samsung flew bloggers to Berlin, then threatened to leave a tech job at Facebook

-Google’s Marissa Mayer Has a Secret Backdoor in New Encryption Standard? (2007)

Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by skykooler on Thursday November 28, 2013 @03:32PM (#6816291)
Some that made me laugh a lot: -In emergency cases a passenger was selected and thrown out of the Internet

-In CSS, “px” is not broken: It’s a Pyramid Scheme

-SpaceX's First Official Cargo Resupply Mission to Mars

-Resistor hack turns a Nvidia GTX690 into a Bank

-Google+ is now free on Amazon

-Saturn's North Pole Is A Difficult Community to Participate In

-JSON will be on 'every HP PC' shipping next year, says CEO

-Mozilla and Epic Announce Unreal Engine for Vim

-Every Black Hole Contains a New (and Better) Google

-Why "Coupon Code" Should Not be a core type in PostgreSQL 9.2

-Skype 5 for Mac 1.1

-The author of Nginx on why V8 is not an iPad

Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by reinhardt on Thursday November 28, 2013 @03:56PM (#6816411)
Here's my top10 as of now:

  - Ask HN: What's the best place to aim on a Porn Website
  - The Professor, the Bikini Model and the Kindle
  - John Resig's ‘Secrets of the HBGary hack
  - Oracle discontinues Ruby/Rails support for SOPA.
  - A new way of writing unmaintainable code.
  - Redesigning the country of Liechtenstein for $70,000 a night with Airbnb
  - Build a house for $5
  - Iranian Web Programmer’s Death Sentence to Be Successful
  - Show HN: Pick a number from 1 to 1000 in C
  - Greplin (YC W10) open sources key piece of shit startup I hate to love
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by mFixman on Thursday November 28, 2013 @09:11PM (#6817519)
- Redesigning the country of Liechtenstein for $70,000 a night with Airbnb

That isn't too far off: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2447580

Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by reinhardt on Friday November 29, 2013 @04:18AM (#6818565)
Ha, and I tried to include only titles that sounded as obvious jokes. It's getting harder and harder to tell real from Onion-style stories.
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by siddboots on Thursday November 28, 2013 @06:42PM (#6817111)
-RSS Is Dying, and You Should Too
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by puzzlingcaptcha on Thursday November 28, 2013 @06:48PM (#6817143)
This one is golden.
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by amjd on Friday November 29, 2013 @01:44AM (#6818189)
Love this one. Haven't laughed so much in a while. xD
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by cfontes on Thursday November 28, 2013 @09:20PM (#6817545)
Yeah, it's the best so far.
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by gms on Friday November 29, 2013 @02:04AM (#6818235)
Tears are streaming down my face from laughing so hard.
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by tobico on Thursday November 28, 2013 @09:51PM (#6817640)
- My boss decided to add a new syntactic feature to PHP
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by atmosx on Thursday November 28, 2013 @02:48PM (#6816103)
Hahaha these are AWESOME especially the facebook one and the MongoDB hahahahaha
Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by sologrrl on Thursday November 28, 2013 @04:15PM (#6816509)
Those are absolutely hilarious. Created a new subreddit to submit and vote on the best of these titles at http://www.reddit.com/r/HNCJ

Show HN post for the subreddit is here. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6816322

Re:Show HN: Probabilistically Generating HN Post Titles by chrisdevereux on Thursday November 28, 2013 @04:39PM (#6816600)
Even better: write a bot that continuously submits and upvotes generated comments, creating a strange and constantly evolving parallel HN-universe.