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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ahtihn on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:27PM (#50459658)
What's the point of being a billionaire if you can't sleep with whoever you want?

What even is the problem with that really?

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by vitaflo on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:29PM (#50459673)
Well one of them was a Chinese spy for starters. He's a compromised individual.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by disiplus on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:38PM (#50459815)
pretending to be a family man while doing it.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by s1artibartfast on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:23PM (#50461090)
Did he make a promise to you about that?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by subarctic on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:31PM (#50461185)
I mean you can want to have a family and also get something on the side. It's basically fulfilling your biological imperative as a man.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by randyrand on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:56PM (#50462489)
Never have I thought Jensen was playing a family man.

Did you not see his leather jackets?

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by pton_xd on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:09AM (#50463298)
Yeah, signing a woman's bra at a tech conference really screams committed family man...
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by quicklywilliam on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:43PM (#50459885)
This is a great question, just not in the way you meant it
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by tiznow on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:03PM (#50460894)
The being compromised part and bringing your decision making into question, if you're asking
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by mullingitover on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:39PM (#50461902)
“Billionaire” is largely a responsibility the market gives you: you have to command billions in capital. It’s actually a job a the end of the day.

We should have high standards for who is allowed to have this job. Huang should be replaced as easily and quickly as any mid-level executive who costs his company 340 billion in market cap.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by Hendrikto on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:38AM (#50465025)
Replaced by whom though? Think about him what you will, but he is not your typical ivy league MBA CEO. He built Nvidia from the ground up, while being very technical and involved, and has done a great job at that.

He is not that easy to replace.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by mullingitover on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:18AM (#50467596)
> He is not that easy to replace.

Yes, because while he was managing (and on some occasions sleeping with) his dozens of direct reports he made no succession plan!

A typical Ivy League MBA would cover the basics, which would be an improvement.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by bar8uyr on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:47AM (#50463843)
Just shows you that being a billionaire doesn't make you happy I guess. Imagine having a billion and still being sad.