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Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by bag_boy on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:04PM (#50098259)
This made me lol so hard, that I stopped what I was doing and logged into Hacker News to say "thank you" to whoever built this website.

This is perfect:

Against Taking My Son To Soccer Practice: A Bayesian, Longtermist, Updateless, Game-Theoretic, Kelly-Optimal Steelman of the Opportunity Cost of Reallocating My Son’s College Fund, My Ex-Wife’s Child Support, and the Proceeds of My Second Divorce Toward Methamphetamine, Escorts, Polymarket Positions, Grandma’s Pain Pills, and an Acausal Trade With Roko’s Basilisk Under Coherent Extrapolated Volition, Short Timelines, and a p(doom) I Will Not Be Updating at This Time (Part 1 of 7)

Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by lcnPylGDnU4H9OF on Thursday October 15, 2026 @12:20PM (#50105953)
That article also has... let's say an unconventional writing style. Here's the first paragraph:

> Expected value. Expected value expected value. Ketamine, Kelly criterion, child support. Roko’s basilisk; Adderall; girlfriend. Shut up and multiply. Escorts. Expected value.

And the rest goes on like that, but with different in-joke buzzwords.

https://morewrong.lol/?post=against-taking-my-son-to-soccer-...

Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by snapplebobapple on Friday October 16, 2026 @01:28PM (#50121515)
i enjoyed it a lot too. Its the same argument used for carbon offsets
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by jefftk on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:06PM (#50098276)
AI-written satire, but reasonably funny.

The math doesn't work, though: 21k bags at $1.80 donated is $37,800 in donations, but you could clearly donate much more than that working at Jane St.

Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by mtlynch on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:14PM (#50098321)
I was skeptical it was AI because it's significantly funnier than I've ever seen AI write but the volume of articles makes me think you're right.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by Avicebron on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:21PM (#50098373)
Lesswrong must be the most trained upon thing at these labs, so I imagine the LLM has a pretty dense area to work with.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by JeremyNT on Thursday October 15, 2026 @09:48AM (#50103686)
I think this just highlights how absolutely basic / predictable "rationalist" posting is.

To parody it, all you have to do is substitute clearly stupid theses for the plausible seeming theses that they normally use.

Instead of reading like pretentious horse shit, it suddenly reads like biting satire.

Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by epuidokas on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:29PM (#50098419)
comment section, re: working @ jane st > Trading firms don't rehire after an August arrest. I checked.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by tasuki on Thursday October 15, 2026 @04:42AM (#50100945)
How do you know it's AI-written? Perhaps a human just used AI style, no?
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by ande-mnoc on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @09:51PM (#50098152)
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by itissid on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:05PM (#50098271)
This is the funniest thing ever.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by lostmsu on Thursday October 15, 2026 @02:13PM (#50107812)
Damn, if it's written by AI, I want to know the prompt.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by jjmarr on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:10PM (#50098303)
The top comment discussing how price inelasticity means it is the drug users who are donating the money and deserve the moral credit made me appreciate my economics minor.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by Avicebron on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @09:12PM (#50097901)
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by djtango on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:07PM (#50098286)
Reality eclipsed satire and the Onion was no longer able to keep up it seems
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by polotics on Thursday October 15, 2026 @04:08AM (#50100732)
I disagree there is still a whiff of non-human-ness in the output, some mechanistic "je ne sais quoi" in the posts. Clearly the author of the prompt has an oversize large funny bone, congrats to you sir! (I assume this whole site was not the result of one single meta-prompt, if so: which model? Please!)
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by imoverclocked on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:04PM (#50098254)
It's amazing how easy it is to lie with numbers. This guy hyper-focused on one single metric to justify his current "career." His numbers are all about his direct contributions to a fund based on the continued degradation of people around him.

No, you aren't a quant. You are a drug dealer with an education.

Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by Arainach on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:09PM (#50098292)
To be clear, this is a scathing parody of how rationalist and especially "effective altruist" folks (both movements being very popular among the bay area tech crowd) talk.

It's easier to sleep at night on a mattress packed with stock shares after you convince yourself that your company's torment nexus can be used for some good things too.

Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by iamnothere on Thursday October 15, 2026 @08:23AM (#50102629)
I believe you’re talking to a bot, read the last paragraph again.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by yreg on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:04PM (#50098262)
> Sam Bankman-Fried’s mistake was operational, not philosophical. He was right that a serious altruist goes where the money is.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by woopwoop on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:17PM (#50098345)
This is the first machine generated text I have seen that I would call genuinely hilarious. A little eerie
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by agentdev001 on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:07PM (#50098283)
"He went to crypto. I went to the El." Crypto ain't got the birds. Good move, OP.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by ethanj8011 on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:04PM (#50098258)
I like the idea, but it's a little too obviously AI written for my taste.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by viceconsole on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:25PM (#50098395)
It's not just an indictment of EA — it's also a meta-indictment of how AI makes it easy to justify anything.

Maybe the EA folks have a ready answer, but as soon as they start taking about long termism, I wonder what crystal ball they have that lets them see the future with such clarity.

Do they weight the probability of trillions of future lives against estimates of species extinction due to, say, global thermonuclear war, or p(doom)? Or even without Armageddon, what if social or political changes mean humans decide to stop reproducing?

It feels like an easy way to justify anything by making one number really large.

Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by chanux on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:12PM (#50098316)
> That isn’t ethics. It’s a skincare routine.

The best use of this style I have ever seen.

Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by bhickey on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:22PM (#50098377)
dollar is a sweetheart.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by testaccount28 on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:16PM (#50098327)
if you squint, it's a halfway compelling argument to legalize and regulate. that $1.80 in tax revenue could pay for treatment programs.

(i do not think the second order effects can be ignored so totally; nothing ever goes as planned in this world of madness. don't at me.)

Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by silverFork on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:00PM (#50098233)
LOL..
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by internet_points on Thursday October 15, 2026 @04:45AM (#50100972)
This is hilarious. Seems AI, but still, I'm keeping this around in my bookmarks for whenever I next see these arguments made by real humans.
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by jzellis on Thursday October 15, 2026 @07:30AM (#50102188)
Why do the comments read exactly like HN comments tho :-D :-D
Re:Overdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net... by datsci_est_2015 on Thursday October 15, 2026 @10:55AM (#50104603)
Holy shit I love this. I’m glad I checked Algolia for top posts.

It may be ai generated but it’s a well-deserved satire of rationalists.

The fact that this is flagged makes me wonder if this hit too close to home for some Silicon Valley pseudointellectuals…