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Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by aeve890 on Sunday November 16, 2025 @06:33PM (#45949465)
But what's the joke though?
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by twodave on Sunday November 16, 2025 @06:47PM (#45949577)
It’s called absurdity. It’s funny because it’s obviously not true, and also funny because of the undertones that it’s a clever way to get horny teenagers to study physics who really just want to see the photos.
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by makeitdouble on Sunday November 16, 2025 @07:35PM (#45949855)
It would be absurd if pop stars by defintion could not explain semiconductor physics. Like how a snake wearing boots is absurd.
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by ChrisMarshallNY on Sunday November 16, 2025 @08:18PM (#45950053)
Dr. Brian May comes to mind...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_May#Scientific_career

Maybe not so absurd.

Also, Todd Rundgren used to be a registered Apple developer. We'd see him moseying around the WWDC, every year.

Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by twodave on Sunday November 16, 2025 @09:43PM (#45950422)
You are being pedantic, but I’ll play along. Absurd has multiple meanings. It can mean nonsensical, but it can also mean utterly ridiculous or silly. Under those other meanings I believe the pop-star-physics-professor still qualifies.
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by makeitdouble on Monday November 17, 2025 @12:34AM (#45951079)
It sounds pedantic, but "absurd" is fundamentally different from "rare". A lot of baggage comes from flagging something as absurd, instead of just unexpected or uncommon. Winning the lottery isn't absurd, having 3 pairs of some chromosome isn't either, and being a successful pop singer with an academic background isn't either, it's just rare.
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by twodave on Monday November 17, 2025 @06:40AM (#45952757)
It IS pedantic, because we are talking not of pop stars in general, but Britney Spears specifically.
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by netdevphoenix on Monday November 17, 2025 @10:28AM (#45954418)
Very heteronormative even for 2000
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by toast0 on Sunday November 16, 2025 @06:59PM (#45949662)
Everyone knows Alanis Morissette is a master electrician. That's why she has one hand in her pocket, while the other is probing a circuit.

Anyway, it's kind of Ironic [1] that the dude from Queen is an astrophysicist, and Britney Spears is writing Semiconductor Physics tutorials. Something something music and math.

[1] Sorry

Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by sunrunner on Sunday November 16, 2025 @08:48PM (#45950179)
> master electrician

It’s true, she’s high but she’s grounded (not sorry).

Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by dymk on Sunday November 16, 2025 @08:05PM (#45949997)
Same as “the narwhal bacons at midnight” or 67.
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by artyom on Sunday November 16, 2025 @06:37PM (#45949493)
Simpler time, simpler jokes.
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by rybosome on Sunday November 16, 2025 @07:09PM (#45949720)
Others have pointed it out, but it’s the juxtaposition of the fact that she’s definitely not an expert in this subject with a lesson in the subject.

There’s some subtle bits to the humor depending on how charitable you’re feeling. It might just be absurdist, as in “Blackbeard’s guide to astrobiology”, or it may be more mean spirited and playing on a belief that she is not intelligent.

TL;DR - the joke formula is just:

subject=…

person_not_familiar_with_subject=…

joke=“${person_not_familiar_with_subject}’s guide to {subject}“

And the amount of implied cruelty in the comparison is variable.

Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by amelius on Sunday November 16, 2025 @07:13PM (#45949743)
I guess we can now use an LLM to produce a new absurdist book every day.
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by jchw on Sunday November 16, 2025 @06:52PM (#45949613)
It's a non-sequitur.
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by stinkbeetle on Sunday November 16, 2025 @07:32PM (#45949840)
"I don't get it."
Re:Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics by chasd00 on Sunday November 16, 2025 @08:22PM (#45950069)
At the time she was ground zero for all of pop culture and pretty much every single man’s crush. When that website came out it was funny because we were all looking at pictures of Britney anyway so may as well learn some physics at the same time.

Btw, she really went downhill once she fell out of popularity. I think she has a life put back together finally but she got a raw deal. I’m rooting for her.