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Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by kace91 on Sunday November 09, 2025 @07:29AM (#45865073)
My name isn’t super known, but it happened to be the same as that of a very big fish in the financial institution I worked for.

Thankfully these people were working mostly through physical meetings and calls, so no sensitive info was leaked, but I did get calendar invites to discuss the future of entire countries as an engineering intern.

I used the name a couple times to set up our internal meetings in the fancier upper floors, so we could have whiteboard discussions over a fancy hardwoods table. No one questioned the name appearing in the entrance display as the current user.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by stareatgoats on Sunday November 09, 2025 @07:42AM (#45865145)
> big fish in the financial institution

> discuss the future of entire countries

And so, as a side note, it is revealed who actually runs the world ...

Not as if we didn't really know already.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by kace91 on Sunday November 09, 2025 @08:55AM (#45865632)
Discuss it as in “there’s elections in Argentina, let’s see how we react to the change of administration”. Not as in “I will replace Argentina’s president”.

At least the titles/descriptions didn’t contain anything to consider pulling a Snowden about it.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by kevin_thibedeau on Sunday November 09, 2025 @10:28AM (#45866232)
Not a great example when a $40B bailout is preventing an Argentine puppet from being sacked.
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by asveikau on Sunday November 09, 2025 @01:29PM (#45867824)
Yes, and the reason I've commonly heard for the bailout was that it is to help US based investors. That's a clear example of the US financial sector influencing foreign politics.
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by Atlas667 on Sunday November 09, 2025 @10:17AM (#45866153)
You're being naive. This is exactly what they do.

They discuss how to swing the elections with funds and think tanks in order to increase profits.

And if the outcomes of said election has a huge effect on foreign policy and geopolitics, AKA "national security", then the feds arrive and only talk to the big wigs.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by aatd86 on Sunday November 09, 2025 @10:53AM (#45866431)
Nah, it is probably just about rebalancing the portfolio in prevision of the bond market acting up... this is not MKUltra yet. ;D
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by ben_w on Sunday November 09, 2025 @10:50AM (#45866404)
That's what they said, isn't it?

Just because some people accidentally invite journalists into Signal meetings to discuss active bombing campaigns, doesn't mean everyone running a financial institution is vying to be named the next President of Argentina.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by dspillett on Sunday November 09, 2025 @11:04AM (#45866514)
> You're being naive. This is exactly what they do.

You are being knee-jerk judgemental.

They didn't say those things don't happen, just that it didn't appear the comms they received by mistake looked like less sinister interactions with the political world.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by Atlas667 on Sunday November 09, 2025 @12:38PM (#45867354)
Oops, didnt realize it was the same poster. Thought it was someone else saying these things dont happen.
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by stareatgoats on Tuesday November 11, 2025 @08:07AM (#45886859)
OK thanks, but well, my comment was a bit tongue in cheek anyway. That nuance didn't survive the passage all the way from intended meaning to text interpretation it seems.
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by georgeburdell on Sunday November 09, 2025 @08:39AM (#45865537)
Not identical, but I once shared most of the first name as well as my last name with a VP of research at the company I worked for, and we were in the same technical field. My (much less impressive) publication record got confused with his frequently and I always wondered if it gave me a career boost.
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by bitwize on Sunday November 09, 2025 @10:06AM (#45866059)
Nice to meet you, Jeff Lebowski.
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by tilne on Sunday November 09, 2025 @10:53AM (#45866432)
Now stay out of Malibu
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by antidamage on Sunday November 09, 2025 @06:03PM (#45870133)
My deadname was not only owned by some other people in my industry, it was also used by someone else born in the same hospital, same ward on the same day, on the same morning as me. That was endlessly irritating.

Glad to see that after five years post abandoning it my contribution to the name is basically gone from the internet now.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by gambiting on Sunday November 09, 2025 @06:17PM (#45870250)
>>it was also used by someone else born in the same hospital, same ward on the same day, on the same morning as me. That was endlessly irritating

How so? Other than a funny coincidence, how would that ever come up anywhere in anything unless you both lived in a tiny community where everyone knows each other. I just don't understand how someone born on the same day as you having the same name was "irritating".

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by cm2012 on Sunday November 09, 2025 @08:05PM (#45871003)
Birthdate and place of birth are used as identifiers (I have been asked what hospital/city I was born in before on paperwork).
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by wisemang on Sunday November 09, 2025 @06:33PM (#45870374)
An ex-gf of mine’s dad had the same name and birthday as a convict. Caused him plenty of trouble when crossing the border apparently. Hopefully that’s not the case for GP
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by slyn on Sunday November 09, 2025 @08:14PM (#45871066)
Used to work as a manager at a pizza place and we had a guy apply to deliver who had the same name as... their son.

Allegedly Jr. had a lengthy record including some drug offenses and something like a DUI / DWI. Naturally Sr. And Jr's records got crossed since they have the same First, Last, and Address, which caused Sr. many headaches including that we required a driving record check that would fail on a DUI / DWI.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by kace91 on Sunday November 09, 2025 @08:49PM (#45871337)
>I just don't understand how someone born on the same day as you having the same name was "irritating".

Because, lacking a national identity number, the natural way to distinguish to people in a system when the name wouldn’t do is going to be age/birthdate or location.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by tracker1 on Monday November 10, 2025 @10:55AM (#45877127)
Try it sometime... My name is somewhat common, but not even close to "John Smith" common... but even at about 1:20,000 or so I've seen a few conflicts just from my name. Another me was born the same day in the state I reside in... I've had a few things on my credit history get tangled up over it.

I've also met two others with the same name, purely coincidentally, not related. I worked on an access/security software team at a major bank (about 350k employees internationally at the time), I found 3 bugs just by being me. Since even SSN/Tax-Id varied, there were several ways to match identity and I had conflicts in a couple of them with other employees. Last Name + last-4 of tax/ssn/national-id (for whatever country the employee was in) was one of them. I don't recall the other two right now, been about 15 years.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by burningChrome on Sunday November 09, 2025 @08:06PM (#45871010)
>> My name isn’t super known, but it happened to be the same as that of a very big fish in the financial institution I worked for.

Same thing happened to me. My name in outlook was the right under a high up VP. Outlook auto correct would bring my name up at the top of the list so people would just hit enter and write their email.

Same thing, I was getting some emails I clearly should not have been viewing, with budgetary spreadsheets and names of people who were being considered for layoffs.

One of them I sent back to the VP and diplomatically explained the mixup. I didn't get any emails for a few months and wondered how they fixed the situation. I guess they gave the VP and underscore in his name instead of the normal [email protected] so now when I typed in my name, his came up first.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by CamperBob2 on Sunday November 09, 2025 @08:40PM (#45871278)
Plot twist: you were the real VP all along.
Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by deanishe on Monday November 10, 2025 @01:05AM (#45872923)
We had a board member who frequently emailed confidential documents to a security guard with the same name as another director.

It was his iPad's fault, apparently.

Re:I Am Mark Zuckerberg by DANmode on Monday November 10, 2025 @10:49AM (#45877064)
How did that play out?

It basically defines the organization.