Re:Microsoft Azure Outage
by mirekrusin on Wednesday October 29, 2025 @02:26PM
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They should rename to Success Customer Account Manager.
Supervisor Customer Account Manager: a remote kind of job, paid occasionally with gift cards
Re:Microsoft Azure Outage
by mirekrusin on Wednesday October 29, 2025 @05:03PM
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...performed by cheap, open weight LLM.
Most companies just call 'em CSMs
Re:Microsoft Azure Outage
by red-iron-pine on Thursday October 30, 2025 @09:02AM
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but that makes them sound like Managers, which is not what they are -- glorified sales people, really.
actual Managers hate that
Re:Microsoft Azure Outage
by tanseydavid on Wednesday October 29, 2025 @05:41PM
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>> They should rename to Success Customer Account Manager.
No -- the one referencing crime should NEVER have be turned into an acronym.
Crimes should not be described in euphemistic terms (which is exactly what the acronym is)
You could argue "pornography" is the euphemism?
Definitely the most baffling acronym collision I have seen with Microsoft. I did one time count 4 different products abbreviated VSTS at one point.
Re:Microsoft Azure Outage
by dotancohen on Wednesday October 29, 2025 @07:14PM
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Didn't MS have three things called "link" at one time? They were all spelled differently, of course.
Re:Microsoft Azure Outage
by SAI_Peregrinus on Wednesday October 29, 2025 @02:12PM
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They must really depend on their government contracts with this administration…
Oh dear. Will make for an awkward thing to have on your resume.
Re:Microsoft Azure Outage
by senderista on Wednesday October 29, 2025 @05:17PM
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"CSAM Ninja"
Wait till you hear about the Keen Kubernetes Knowledge iniciative
Re:Microsoft Azure Outage
by red-iron-pine on Thursday October 30, 2025 @09:04AM
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North American Zigbee Initiative
Child Sex-Abuse Material?!? Well, a nice case of acronym collision.