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Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by healsdata on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @09:23AM (#45732573)
> The two companies reportedly signed an agreement [in 2023] stating OpenAI has only achieved AGI when it develops AI systems that can generate at least $100 billion in profits.

https://techcrunch.com/2024/12/26/microsoft-and-openai-have-...

Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by jplusequalt on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @09:49AM (#45732887)
A sufficiently large profit margin is what constitutes AGI? What a fucking joke.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by joomla199 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @10:53AM (#45733654)
The real AGI was the money we siphoned along the way.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by latentsea on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @07:47PM (#45740843)
Absolute Grift Industry
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by a_victorp on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @07:50PM (#45740864)
This is pretty good!
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by layer8 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @11:48AM (#45734417)
“Only” means that it is a necessary condition, not a sufficient one.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by nerevarthelame on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @02:19PM (#45736691)
That's true, but the $100 billion requirement is the only hard qualification defined in earlier agreements. The rest of the condition was left to the "reasonable discretion" of the board of OpenAI. (https://archive.is/tMJoG)
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by layer8 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @02:26PM (#45736792)
The “reasonableness” is something they could go to court over if necessary, whereas the $100 billion is a hard requirement.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by josho on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @08:12PM (#45741039)
They didn't have a better definition of AGI to draw from. The old Turing test proved to not be a particularily good test. So lacking a definition money was used as a proxy. Which to me seems fair. Unless you've got a better definition of AGI that is solid enough to put in a high dollar value contract?
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by afavour on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @09:50AM (#45732895)
It's all so unfathomably stupid. And it's going to bring down an economy.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by sekai on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @10:20AM (#45733240)
> It's all so unfathomably stupid. And it's going to bring down an economy.

Dot-com bubble all over again

Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by walleeee on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @11:09AM (#45733852)
Way bigger and deeper than that, there was some slack in the energy situation remaining at that point. Not any more.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by AvAn12 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @01:31PM (#45735988)
with extra stoopid
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by tclancy on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @10:06AM (#45733098)
Hey, don't forget the climate effects too!
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by coldpie on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @09:57AM (#45732970)
I'm honestly starting to feel embarrassed to even be employed in the software industry now.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by PyWoody on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @10:15AM (#45733185)
I've been telling people I do "computer stuff" since the NFT days.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by coldpie on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @11:01AM (#45733746)
Five straight years of having to tell everyone who asks about your job that the hottest thing in your industry is a scam sure does wear on a person.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by joomla199 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @03:28PM (#45737754)
I quit Google last year because I was just done with the incessant push for "AI" in everything (AI exclusively means LLMs of course). I still believe in the company as a whole, the work culture just took a hard right towards kafkaville. Nowadays when my relatives say "AI will replace X" or whatever I just nod along. People are incredibly naive and unbelievably ignorant, but that's about as new as eating wheat.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by DavidPiper on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @06:50PM (#45740323)
It's kind of sad, but I've found myself becoming more and more this guy whenever someone "serious" brings up AI in conversation: https://www.instagram.com/p/DOELpzRDR-4/
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by signatoremo on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @07:29PM (#45740683)
HN has big problem with reading comprehension. First of all $100B is likely what Microsoft demanded on top of what AGI is defined by OpenAI, which is “ highly autonomous systems that outperform humans at most economically valuable work” - [0]. Secondly that is no longer part of this revised agreement, replaced with a review by a panel of experts.

[0] - https://openai.com/charter/

Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by sigmar on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @11:34AM (#45734242)
that's very different from OpenAI's previous definition (which was "autonomous systems that surpass humans in most economically valuable tasks") for at least one big reason: This new definition likely only triggers if OpenAI's AI is substantially different or better than other companies' AI. Because in a world where 2+ companies have similar AGI, both would have huge income but the competition would mean their profit margins might not be as large. The only reason their profit would soar to 100B+ would be because of no competition, right?
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by charlie-83 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @04:02PM (#45738323)
It doesn't seem to say 100B a year. So presumably a business selling spoons will also eventually achieve AGI. Also good to know that the US could achieve AGI at any time by just printing more money until hyperinflation lets openai hit their target.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by airspresso on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @06:27PM (#45740093)
Nice unlock to hyperinflate their way to $100B. I'd buy an AGI spoon but preferably before hyperinflation hits. I'd expect forks to outcompete the spoons though.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by phito on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @11:10AM (#45733873)
Wow that is so dumb. Can these addicts think about anything else than profits?
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by Mistletoe on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @10:58AM (#45733716)
This is the most sick implementation of Goodhart's Law I've ever seen.

>"When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure"

What appalls me is that companies are doing this stuff in plain sight. In the 1920s before the crash, were companies this brazen or did they try to hide it better?

Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by Overpower0416 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @10:11AM (#45733153)
So if their erotic bot reaches $100b in profit, they will declare AGI? lol
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by ml-anon on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @10:23AM (#45733271)
Wait until they announce that they’ve been powering OnlyFans accounts this whole time.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by DavidPiper on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @06:43PM (#45740255)
Given the money involved, they may be contractually obliged to?
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by conartist6 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @09:25AM (#45732595)
So what, there just won't be a word for general intelligence anymore, you know, in the philosophical sense?
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by nonethewiser on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @09:34AM (#45732700)
Well this is why it's framed that way:

>This is an important detail because Microsoft loses access to OpenAI’s technology when the startup reaches AGI, a nebulous term that means different things to everyone.

Not sure how OpenAI feels about that.

Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by cogman10 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @09:33AM (#45732698)
lol, this is "autopilot" and "full self driving" all over again.

Just redefine the terms into something that's easy to accomplish but far from the definition of the terms/words/promises.

Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by conartist6 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @09:37AM (#45732739)
I know, they could get a big banner that says MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by cogman10 on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @09:46AM (#45732835)
Apparently the US military is for sale, so they probably could hang it up on a battleship even.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by yahoozoo on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @10:01AM (#45733029)
So they can just introduce ads in ChatGPT responses, make $100 billion, and call that AGI?
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by hylaride on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @11:04AM (#45733783)
Don't worry, it'll be relevant ads, just like google. You're going to love when code output is for proprietary libraries and databases and getting things the way you want will involve annoying levels of "clarification" that'll be harder and harder to use.

I kind of meant this as a joke as I typed this, but by the end almost wanted to quit the tech industry all together.

Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by vntok on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @12:03PM (#45734648)
Just download a few SOTA (free) open-weights models well ahead of that moment and either run them from inside your living-room or store them onto a (cheap) 2TB external hard drive until consumer compute makes it affordable to run them from your living room.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by vntok on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @11:02AM (#45733766)
No. When you're thinking about questions like these, it is useful to remember that multiple (probably dozens) professional A-grade lawyers have been paid considerable sums of actual money, by both sides, to think about possible loopholes and fix them.
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by yahoozoo on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @05:13PM (#45739283)
What would you consider valid methods of generating $100 billion? Enough Max/Pro subscribers?
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by vntok on Wednesday October 29, 2025 @02:55AM (#45743479)
No. "Pro" subscriptions have nothing to do with AGI, my pet GPS tracker sells those.

We're talking about things that would make AGI recognizable as AGI, in the "I know it when I see it" sense.

So things we think about when the word AGI comes up: AI-driven commercial entity selling AI-designed services or products, AI-driven portfolio manager trading AI-selected stocks, AI-made movie going at the boxoffice, AI-made videogame selling loads, AI-won tournament prizes at computationally difficult games that the AI somehow autonomously chose to take part in, etc.

Most probably a combination of these and more.

Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by lupire on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @07:27PM (#45740657)
So Nvidia, Microsoft, Apple, Alphabet, and Saudi Aramco are AGI
Re:The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership by raydiak on Tuesday October 28, 2025 @08:59PM (#45741341)
That's a pretty blatant public admission that corporations fundamentally regard intelligent entities as profit sources.