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Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by bpodgursky on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:15AM (#42684277)
Snarky editorials are missing the memo here, that like it or not, history is happening again. Trump's not going to pull a Crimea with little green men, but the Overton window is opening.

Why can't the US pay each Greenlander $1mmm to vote for independence and then ratify joining the US? Nobody can give a good answer what's stopping this. Denmark has already promised to allow an independence vote.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by chomp on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:27AM (#42684446)
“Why can’t China give each person in Guam $1 million to vote for independence and then ratify joining PRC, what’s stopping this”

Expansionism is bad. The suggestion to manipulate the population against their normal wishes by supplying them with helicopter money is depraved.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by Workaccount2 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:32AM (#42684501)
The likely outcome would probably be a hoard of like-minded millionaires moving to the same locale in the mainland US.

It would suck far more for the US governments strategic vision than it would for the locals.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by bpodgursky on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:34AM (#42684542)
The level of patronization here is incredible.

Maybe Greenlanders would use the million dollars to move to a US metro area so their kids could get a better education. Maybe they want to get a tech job. Maybe they just don't like being cold!

Inuits aren't serfs. Stop treating them like part of the landscape. They are human beings free to make their own choices.

EDIT: I can't post more comments right now, so about Guam — I've never heard China make an offer! If the US has to counter to hold onto a strategically important territory, that's a good thing for the residents!

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by Havoc on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:38AM (#42684589)
The fact that trump junior had to bribe homeless people with food to get enough people in maga gear to take a supportive looking photo I think is quite instructive about what the Greenlanders feel

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politic...

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by bpodgursky on Monday January 13, 2025 @03:38PM (#42688854)
Well, maybe Denmark should have done something to help the crowds of homeless elderly people in the supermarket, so Don couldn't use them a a photo op. The entire island is 75k people, how could Don round up 20 homeless people in an hour at a single grocery store?

Either this is the entire homeless population of Greenland or Denmark isn't really doing a great support job.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by Havoc on Tuesday January 14, 2025 @06:23AM (#42696016)
By your logic Washington state should consider becoming Icelandic. Relative levels of homelessness are not an indication of who wants to join whom or who gets to annex whom.

This entire line of reasoning is INSANE

>round up 20 homeless people in an hour at a single grocery store?

pretty sure I could manage that in +- any decent sized city globally. Hungry people like food. Completely irrelevant to this topic. A political player needing to stage photo ops with bribery does indicate that there isn't organic support for it though.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by bpodgursky on Tuesday January 14, 2025 @01:51PM (#42701943)
Greenland doesn't have any decent sized cities! The largest city is 19,000 people!
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by bryanlarsen on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:22AM (#42684380)
Denmark promised to allow a fair independence vote. They certainly didn't promise to respect the results of an unfair independence vote with significant outside interference.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by Medox on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:33AM (#42684526)
The interference wars commence!
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by bpodgursky on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:31AM (#42684493)
Really ask yourself — if Denmark, the colonial state, who never asked Greenland whether it wanted to a colony in the first place, rejects an independence vote (and pro-US) by the 88% native Inuit population, are they the good guys?

I'm not saying Greenland would vote to join the US! But if they do, it would be extremely hard to view Denmark as the "good guys" for rejecting it. That's a real white-man's-burden perspective.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by close04 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:44AM (#42684675)
> who never asked Greenland whether it wanted to a colony in the first place

If that was the criterion for legitimacy in such a claim for land then I have to ask, who asked the native Americans anything? Or Mexicans?

This kind of "works for me but not for you" argument, similar to the one you threw above (US to "buy democracy" by paying people to vote for independence) and then dodged any follow-up, can only take you so far in a quality conversation.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by dylan604 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:26AM (#42684429)
What would your response be if Russia paid each US citizen $1mmm to vote for allowing it to annex Alaska?
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by BuyMyBitcoins on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:35AM (#42684547)
As per the Civil War and SCOTUS rulings during Reconstruction, US States are not allowed to leave the Union. Even if the people of Alaska (or any state for that matter) voted overwhelmingly to secede, the other states would have to pass a constitutional amendment allowing for secession. America’s own Article 50, if you will.

In Greenland’s case, Denmark has guaranteed a right to an independence referendum. A closer parallel would be the status of Puerto Rico as a US territory. The choice to apply for statehood, remain a territory, or vote for independence has no clear majority. However there isn’t anything that would prevent independence for Puerto Rico if that’s what the people there wanted.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by dathinab on Monday January 13, 2025 @11:01AM (#42684894)
> guaranteed a right to an independence referendum

exactly a independence referendum

and that is what Greenland wants independence not being a US territory

like think about it why would they want to be US territory it's pretty clear cut worse for them in close to every aspect. Like they would have less self control then under Denmark, they would have a way worse health care system, way worse labor rights, way less democracy, worse legal system etc. No one (who is well informed) in Greenland wants to be a US territory.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by BuyMyBitcoins on Monday January 13, 2025 @11:58AM (#42685595)
It may seem pedantic but once independence is granted Greenland would become a sovereign nation. Sovereign nations have the right to request annexation into another state. Whether that happens within days or a century after independence is immaterial.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by dathinab on Monday January 13, 2025 @01:24PM (#42686687)
the point is they don't want to so if it's happen it would happen because the US forced them to do so which mean the US would have degraded to be on the level of evil states the world would be far better of not existing

it would have betrayed all of it's core values and it's founders would turn around for shame if such a thing where possible for dead people (EDIT: well at lest some of them)

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by dylan604 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:37AM (#42684585)
Okay, what if some American rich person promised to give $1m to people to vote for the candidate that he was supporting.

Money for votes is the issue I have, regardless of the hypothetical.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by BuyMyBitcoins on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:44AM (#42684665)
That is already illegal under US law. I suppose a foreigner buying votes would likewise be illegal.

In any event I agree with you that buying votes is a perversion of democracy and should not be allowed.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by pupppet on Monday January 13, 2025 @11:17AM (#42685070)
Plenty of ways around it. Look at Musk's bullshit $1 million-a-day voter sweepstakes.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by rgmatterx on Monday January 13, 2025 @11:26AM (#42685178)
If Denmark was noble enough to allow a referendum in a time when it was regarded the correct thing to do, it does not mean that the referendum can be abused so that the U.S. can later annex the substantial natural resources of Greenland and say it is for everyone's security.

You cite legalistic reasons that make it impossible to annex Alaska. I'm sure similar legalistic reasons can be found to reverse Denmark's offer in an age that has turned neo-colonial.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by bpodgursky on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:37AM (#42684571)
Also like, Greenland never voted to join Denmark. Denmark just took it! Every single US state at least had a ratification vote for the territory to become a state.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by wink on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:51AM (#42684760)
And by that you probably mean people who just showed up, claimed some land, and then voted?
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by piva00 on Monday January 13, 2025 @11:12AM (#42685022)
California... It was taken by military force ending in the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. It ratified statehood 2 years later, so it was annexed and then accepted into the Union, not very legitimate to be done this way.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by coding123 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:30AM (#42684482)
We don't have that authority.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by bpodgursky on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:28AM (#42684454)
My response is that Russia does not have $733 billion to throw at that project, but the US has $75 billion to do it in Greenland.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by laserlight on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:34AM (#42684531)
Now that you've agreed that it's for sale, let's negotiate the price.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by cubefox on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:30AM (#42684481)
What if the population of Alaska was smaller?
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by jlkuester7 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:36AM (#42684557)
The pop of Alaska is not the relevant number here. Presumably the vote to transfer Alaska to Russia would have to be at the level of the whole country. (The question of whether a state can unilaterally leave the United States has come up in the past and was pretty violently settled.)
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by cubefox on Tuesday January 14, 2025 @04:01AM (#42695193)
> The pop of Alaska is not the relevant number here. Presumably the vote to transfer Alaska to Russia would have to be at the level of the whole country.

No. Nobody proposed a Greenland referendum where all Danes can vote. Greenland ≈ Alaska, Denmark ≈ USA.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by dathinab on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:53AM (#42684782)
the huge majority of citizens in Greenland do _not_ want to be part of the US nor is there wide spread historic US control over it so you can't pull a Crimea.

The reason they don't want to be part of Denmark is because they don't want to be a external territory but their own _independent_ country, making their own decisions for themself.

Not only would joining the US not give them that, they would actually be worse off then before as they pretty much guaranteed wouldn't become a US state but external territory instead. Not speaking about all kinds of living and right standards they are used to and would likely lose when entering the US (e.g. health care, consumer rights, etc.).

And when it comes about having a military outpost on Greenland the US already has that.

So we have:

- Denmark: Want's to keep it, and is doing financially well so they have no reason to sell, but have many reasons to keep it.

- Greenland People: Want to be a _fully independent_ nation.

- A US president with megalomania who wants to _force allays_ to give him territory they don't want to give up and force his rule onto people which do not want this. And that not just with a random EU allay but one of their closest allays (Canada)

Let's be realistic the US trying to "do a Crimea" wouldn't be a Crimera but more like Germans invasion into Poland i.e. the start of WW3 due to how it basically signals to China and Russia that Nato is weak (I mean NATO would at lest boarder on a internal war, if not even some members having declared war.) and forcefully sizing territories is fine.

Ignoring megalomania the worst thing here is IMHO how much facts are again just absurdly misrepresented, like treating "Greenland wants to be a independent country" as "Greenland wants to be a territory of the US"

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by hedvig23 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:42AM (#42684643)
For some reason I thought of Comcast telling me when I called in to get the 20 dollar rate on a mailer, that it's only for new customers. I suppose their purpose is transparent with a teaser rate, but still feels unfair.

Regardless of existing US citizens not getting offered 1MM, what does the regular citizen get if Greenland were to join I wonder?

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by TMWNN on Monday January 13, 2025 @06:57PM (#42691297)
>Regardless of existing US citizens not getting offered 1MM, what does the regular citizen get if Greenland were to join I wonder?

They get

* Enhanced national security

* Long-term tax revenue from mining and other natural resources

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by burkaman on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:33AM (#42684513)
Why would anyone in Greenland believe that they would ever actually get paid? And if they were paid ahead of a vote, why wouldn't they just take the money, vote no, and go on with their lives?

The US government has a history of not following through with promises like these, even when they are codified into law or ratified in legally binding treaties.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by SiempreViernes on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:46AM (#42684709)
Because Danish voting law, having been written with a bit of insight, outlaws bribing the electorate.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by greenavocado on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:32AM (#42684509)
> Why can't the US pay each Greenlander $1mmm to vote for independence and then ratify joining the US?

God hated Esau because he sold his birthright to Jacob for a bowl of stew. It never made sense to me but now I kinda get it.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by otabdeveloper4 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:23AM (#42684389)
The military base is already there, why not? Also, IIRC the base is of dubious legality. It was built during WWII when Denmark was part of the Third Reich.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by voxic11 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:32AM (#42684499)
> To replace the agreement entered into during World War II between the US and Denmark, a new agreement with respect to Greenland was ratified on 27 April 1951 (effective on 8 June 1951). At the request of NATO, the agreement became a part of the NATO defense program. The pact specified that the two nations would arrange for the use of facilities in Greenland by NATO forces in defense of the NATO area known as the Greenland Defense Area.

So I wonder what would happen to the treaty/base if the US left NATO?

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by jen20 on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:28AM (#42684452)
Denmark was first neutral, and then occupied by the Germans during WWII. This is not what people would typically consider "part of the Third Reich", unless one would also consider Switzerland or Belgium to have been.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by otabdeveloper4 on Monday January 13, 2025 @11:56AM (#42685570)
Their government was eventually dissolved and they were ruled by Germany directly, IIRC.

Switzerland remained independent throughout the war.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by globalnode on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:37AM (#42684572)
guess you upset some american sensibilities friend... i see youve been appropriately greyed out
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by AnimalMuppet on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:32AM (#42684496)
Switzerland was not occupied. (Belgium was.)
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by vletal on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:26AM (#42684425)
> "already promised to allow an independence vote"

Exactly, an _independence_ vote.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by throwaway12671 on Monday January 13, 2025 @11:01AM (#42684891)
Why should the U.S. steal 2 trillions in minerals from the EU just because Denmark is incompetent?
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by NoMoreNicksLeft on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:24AM (#42684405)
It's my (unsophisticated) understanding that any country/territory in the world could petition US Congress for statehood. The only qualifications are that it be a republic, and have an explicit constitution (no wishy-washy UK "we sort of have an unwritten constitution").

Any of the Canadian provinces could do this on their own (though, maybe they should consider getting the divorce finalized first), Greenland could do it, hell, Argentina or Mongolia could do it.

The catch being, of course, Congress doesn't have to accept.

Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by bpye on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:30AM (#42684475)
Could provinces do it? They are not strictly republics - they still each have a lieutenant governor, appointed by the governor general and act as the King’s representative. Passage of legislation still requires royal assent.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by NoMoreNicksLeft on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:46AM (#42684694)
I do not believe that it counts that Canada has a monarch, unless say Alberta has its own private king or something. But I'm conceding that I don't know the answer to this and my first comment's overstated. My bad.
Re:US-owned Greenland and Gulf of America? What a weird week by TMWNN on Monday January 13, 2025 @10:22PM (#42693160)
>Could provinces do it?

Yes. The Canadian Supreme Court's Re Secession legalized secession. More info: <https://www.reddit.com/r/geopolitics/comments/tkg5gf/who_has...>.

>They are not strictly republics - they still each have a lieutenant governor, appointed by the governor general and act as the King’s representative. Passage of legislation still requires royal assent.

Nothing prevents former Canadian states from retaining parliamentary systems after annexation. They would still need a governor, either elected or appointed by the federal government, who would fulfill the role the king's representative does now, but that is no different from any former monarchy that, after becoming a republic, now elects a president to serve in that role.