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Yeah, but the risks are massive. Amazon wrote off its Dubai data center, it's a complete loss.

This is a catastrophic event that you can't mitigate except with cold storage offline.

Re:Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @12:31PM (#50355106)
It would be amazing to have working web search again.

AI lies and gaslighting are driving me up the wall. (Good thing I don't have hypertension.)

Datacenters being blown up by drones and rockets in kinetic war is probably what drives demand, not "AI".
Re:Polyend releases the Tracker firmware source code on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @07:48AM (#50351383)
All the FM-1 custom firmwares sound like shit, and it's not because the hardware isn't capable. (It's because Claude doesn't have ears and is the shittiest musician in the world.)
Re:Polyend releases the Tracker firmware source code on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @07:05AM (#50350961)
> more viable again to build actual analogue hardware

Korg Volcas are analogue and have sold orders of magnitude more devices than any of these boutique brands.

Re:Mathematics has changed. Let's act like it on Monday November 02, 2026 @02:04AM (#50333903)
> Mathematics has become a field where results themselves matter less

"Results" in mathematics has always been the proof. (Preferably a beautiful and succinct one.)

Math is supposed to expose the workings of the epistemological foundations of the universe. The result itself (number or formula or whatever) is absolutely irrelevant to math.

(It may be important to physics, chemistry or engineering, but it isn't to math.)

Re:Binance-hacker-1029 – $5.6B stolen from Binance on Monday November 02, 2026 @02:02AM (#50333888)
That's absolutely untrue once you want to cash in or cash out crypto.
Re:GPT-5.6 Sol can beat Factorio on peaceful mode on Sunday November 01, 2026 @01:16AM (#50323136)
It has been a few years now. By now you should have realized that AI is for doing stuff at a massive x100 productivity boost and never getting a complete project done. (For some reason there's those "final kinks to iron out", once the AI figures out where it fucked up. Just two more prompt modifications.)
Re:Binance-hacker-1029 – $5.6B stolen from Binance on Saturday October 31, 2026 @08:53AM (#50315751)
Brick-and-mortar banks are much less centralized than crypto exchanges.
> if you spend x2 the effort on the very hard stuff you can now do the very easy part kinda faster

Gee thanks, AI dude.

Re:Binance-hacker-1029 – $5.6B stolen from Binance on Friday October 30, 2026 @02:50AM (#50300586)
It's much easier to ban or regulate cryptocurrencies than it is paper cash and brick-and-mortar banks.
Re:Binance-hacker-1029 – $5.6B stolen from Binance on Friday October 30, 2026 @02:46AM (#50300554)
Turns out the reason crypto was invented isn't "decentralization" at all, it was nerds feeling left out and wanting their own financial instrument grift.
Re:Zombie stats: Where the numbers AI quotes come from on Thursday October 29, 2026 @01:02PM (#50292338)
> Yes there's a salad on the menu

The salad is also pretty trash if you use the default dressing.

Re:Zombie stats: Where the numbers AI quotes come from on Thursday October 29, 2026 @12:52PM (#50292135)
There's no point to AI's existence if it's dumber and more careless than the baseline stupid human.
Re:The case of the 9 bit AES key on Thursday October 29, 2026 @09:38AM (#50288839)
> but why should PDFs have encryption built-in to the file format?

So you could open encrypted documents on iOS and Android.

Re:The Mythical Man-Month in the Age of AI on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @04:13AM (#50270536)
TL;DR - you didn't make a game, but lied on the Internet that you did.
Re:The Mythical Man-Month in the Age of AI on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @04:12AM (#50270523)
> then you’re experiences are about 8 months behind

I've been hearing this excuse for the past five years, bro.

When will AI finally be a real boy? Gimme a real date so I can make fun of you.

Re:The Mythical Man-Month in the Age of AI on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @09:58AM (#50259448)
> In what way does it not work?

It doesn't fulfill its primary purpose of being a (fun) game.

Re:Software may be getting worse, but it used to be horrible on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @09:51AM (#50259338)
When your software crashes and doesn't do what it's told I will think back on the thousands of bullshit tests Claude wrote and feel less bummed out about it. (Maybe.)
Re:OBS Studio 33 on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @06:08AM (#50256815)
I will "tend to" send patches or money. We'll see how the belt-and-suspenders vibe goes.
Re:The Mythical Man-Month in the Age of AI on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @04:26AM (#50256066)
> Claude Code can build that application in an unprecedentedly short period

Yes, with the caveat that the application doesn't actually work.

P.S. If you wrote non-working applications even before the age of AI, then this is an upgrade, I guess.

Re:The Mythical Man-Month in the Age of AI on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @04:24AM (#50256047)
> erm, Claude, do it again but leave out the bad stuff and make it good this time, mmkay?
Works for China and Russia. Skill issue.
> or they will implode financially

They are too big to implode.

> The documentation is perfectly comprehensible

That's, like, a stunningly low bar for documentation. "The vehicle is perfectly capable of performing motion, why are you complaining?"

Re:OBS Studio 33 on Saturday October 24, 2026 @01:27PM (#50223305)
> tend to

Whew, thanks for putting my fears at rest. You're only pwned some of the time, not always.

Re:How is music possible on Saturday October 24, 2026 @06:05AM (#50219743)
Rock and metal bangers are all in minor, and they're certainly not "sad".
Re:How is music possible on Saturday October 24, 2026 @06:01AM (#50219713)
Yes, modern art is literal trash with no redeemable qualities.
"Complex systems" and "emergent properties" are two absolutely different concepts that are absolutely not related in any way.

"Complex systems" are unstable systems that cannot be solved with simple equations. They do not magically take on properties that they didn't have before.

> I definitely agree that the argument of them being just a probabilistic word matching engine can also be applied to our own brains lol.

You can apply anything you want. You can also apply the argument that our owns brains are just a block of cheese too, if you want. (Nobody will stop you.)

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