Devil's advocate: There's no rule that conspiracies have to be elaborate or out-of-this-world or anything like that.

If anything I'd say most conspiracies aren't half as interesting as conspiracy theorists make out.

A network of lizard people who drink the blood of babies but a single rambling man happens to know all the details and is always only 5 minutes away from publishing them? Makes sense

Systematic government lobbying in order to cause politicians to vote in the way that only benefits the rich but not the poor, while publicly focusing on minor issues so that major sweeping changes can be implemented without much notice? Well that seems unlikely.

Bitcoin leaked from an alien lab and was created from human tissue they sampled?

That would explain Covid vaccines. Think about it.

Bitcoin was created by AI of the future who sent itself into the past to create a currency that would fund the AI's creation.

it was less about the currency, more about the hardware.

now that we are on to language models, printing money is cheaper than mining it.

Creating hype around tokens with LLMs and hedging across virtual exchanges powered by artificial liquidity produced by cabal of token creators and exchange operators is apparently cheaper than accessing the physical world to create a physical token to appeal to millions of years of 'monkey have' instinct. Either way, it's monkeys all the way down.

And it did that by extending itself into the future first thereby entangling all time and space and creating a time chain block universe distributed computing architecture that can simulate any point along its existence which is coupled to multiple spacetime simultaneously since it exists everywhere moving forward. It’s also unfortunately an accelerant towards a black hole Due to incentivized maximum of using all spacetime coordinates for computronium-or-similar space filling requirements.