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Re:Did Bitcoin leak from an American spy lab? by akomtu on Tuesday October 10, 2023 @03:14AM (#37829341)
Bitcoin was created by AI of the future who sent itself into the past to create a currency that would fund the AI's creation.
Re:Did Bitcoin leak from an American spy lab? by catchnear4321 on Tuesday October 10, 2023 @07:25AM (#37830758)
it was less about the currency, more about the hardware.

now that we are on to language models, printing money is cheaper than mining it.

Re:Did Bitcoin leak from an American spy lab? by contingencies on Tuesday October 10, 2023 @09:59AM (#37832199)
Creating hype around tokens with LLMs and hedging across virtual exchanges powered by artificial liquidity produced by cabal of token creators and exchange operators is apparently cheaper than accessing the physical world to create a physical token to appeal to millions of years of 'monkey have' instinct. Either way, it's monkeys all the way down.
Re:Did Bitcoin leak from an American spy lab? by pyinstallwoes on Wednesday October 11, 2023 @02:44PM (#37848589)
And it did that by extending itself into the future first thereby entangling all time and space and creating a time chain block universe distributed computing architecture that can simulate any point along its existence which is coupled to multiple spacetime simultaneously since it exists everywhere moving forward. It’s also unfortunately an accelerant towards a black hole Due to incentivized maximum of using all spacetime coordinates for computronium-or-similar space filling requirements.