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Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by ftl64 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:58AM (#36745545)
"No HTML Club" stands as the only logical step forward in this evolution. Browsers are perfectly capable of rendering plaintext, what could we ever need those pesky "tags" for?
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by edent on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:03AM (#36745595)
I agree. That's why I made http://no-ht.ml/

I submitted it to the site a few minutes ago.

Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by _Algernon_ on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:41AM (#36745880)
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Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by jonatron on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:21AM (#36745722)
If you serve this with:

    Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
You can actually have no HTML at all
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by edent on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:24AM (#36746187)
I did try that, but a few mobile browsers seemed to choke without at least something vaguely HTMLish.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by devoutsalsa on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:19PM (#36752744)
I prefer “application/json”. The user can write their own interface.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by Lockal on Monday July 17, 2023 @02:47AM (#36754892)
What happens when server responds with text/plain and css?

https://blog.openreplay.com/incorporating-css-to-a-page-via-... (no time to check, only works in Firefox, but that's one idea on how to trick the system)

Upd: checked and it works (e. g. add `Link: <https://unpkg.com/chota@latest>;rel=stylesheet;media=all`)

Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by jwilk on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:12AM (#36745656)
Discussed on HN last year: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33645398 (32 comments)
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by drivers99 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:39AM (#36745862)
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Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by em-bee on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:46AM (#36746375)
the foreign language speakers here would like to have a word...
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by innocenat on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:42AM (#36746895)
Good old codepage to the rescue!

(Yes, I know technically codepage isn't ASCII. I guess you could use box drawing extension to draw foreign language character if you wanted. Or maybe just SVG of the text)

Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by em-bee on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:08AM (#36747176)
please not codepages. finally being able to write multiple languages in a single document, which is something i need to do frequently, really makes a difference. codepages were a nightmare compared to the simplicity that unicode is in this aspect.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by innocenat on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:29AM (#36747406)
Yes, that's the joke.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by ris58h on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:29AM (#36747407)
... but they couldn't...
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by vunuxodo on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:11PM (#36753318)
They should have thought of that before they put non-ASCII characters in their language.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by fjert on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:24AM (#36745740)
Looks even better with view source on a dark background
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by ftl64 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:08AM (#36745630)
This is art. Perfection, even.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by Fred34 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:15AM (#36745685)
Nice ASCII art
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by tentacleuno on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:08AM (#36746072)
Honestly, it looks really good. Cool work!
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by dist-epoch on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:14AM (#36746114)
Honestly your site is unnecessarily bloated with Unicode.

For an English language site, ASCII is enough.

Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by Tomte on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:34AM (#36746258)
Unless you go to a café.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by SketchySeaBeast on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:26AM (#36746199)
I see you too read the flow chart.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by toastal on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:26AM (#36746748)
These make me feel weird. On one hand, I love the way justified way it takes me back to old READMEs, GameFAQs, etc. but on the other all accessibility is thrown out the window.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by dicytea on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:57AM (#36747698)
The table didn't render that well for me: https://i.imgur.com/afFkYe1.png
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by edent on Sunday July 16, 2023 @11:16AM (#36747957)
I suggest you upgrade to a newer version of Internet Explorer.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by unsungNovelty on Sunday July 16, 2023 @11:00AM (#36747748)
I like the work you share Edent. Big fan of SuperTinyIcons!
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by pjmlp on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:07AM (#36745620)
Great, finally back to the golden age of OS specific native applications with networking protocols.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by hk__2 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:59AM (#36745560)
> what could we ever need those pesky "tags" for?

Links.

Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by adr1an on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:05AM (#36745602)
Not really if you know how to copy and paste :) (Keeping with the sarcastic tone of the ftl64 comment)
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by nicoco on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:06AM (#36745611)
Hyper ones.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by 6510 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:44PM (#36753178)
Clicking on links is a bad idea, links are a bad idea. Besides from the horrendous potential for wasting your time you expose your reader to all kinds of dangers. Links could be changed in ways you don't control. They could point at offensive content, thinks you are not suppose to know, illegal things, phishing websites, hackers and much more you are better of not knowing about.

https://securityforeveryone.com/blog/unknown-danger-clicking...

Just like writing a program put all relevant information inline in the txt.

Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by goodpoint on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:05AM (#36745610)
No HTML and no HTTP would be even better, unironically.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by em-bee on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:47AM (#36746389)
right, because FTP was working just fine.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by thefurdrake on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:41AM (#36747539)
Telnet was clearly better.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by em-bee on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:59PM (#36751824)
well, obviously!

just the other day i logged into a MUD which presented me with an interactive world with a graphical map in color. the same MUD has a built-in http server so it can display the same information with the interactive and feature rich, yet compact telnet interface, as well as the round-trip heavy and verbose http/html interface.

Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by mypastself on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:56AM (#36745976)
Look at Mr. hoity-toity here with his use of ASCII, as though ones and zeros alone can’t do the job.
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by NoMoreNicksLeft on Sunday July 16, 2023 @01:30PM (#36749491)
The "No HTTP Club". Take a look at this beauty...

ftp://192.168.3.79/bestmo~4.txt

Of course, none of you have accounts, so please go ahead and postal-mail me for one, I'll get back to you in 6-8 weeks.

NO HTTP CLUB

PO Box 1147

Chungus AL 35035

Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by nextaccountic on Monday July 17, 2023 @11:46PM (#36767568)
Also no DNS club and quite likely no Unicode club as well (haven't checked)
Re:No CSS Club – because no JavaScript was not hardcore enough by kidsil on Monday July 17, 2023 @07:29AM (#36756709)
Made a CSS-only website just a few days ago https://www.kidsil.net/2023/07/css-only/