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Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by madeofpalk on Friday June 23, 2023 @09:08PM (#36454388)
So that includes wheelchair? Would anyone call it a vehicle?
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by bhaney on Friday June 23, 2023 @09:20PM (#36454470)
Yes, I think it's reasonable to consider a wheelchair to be a vehicle. Especially the motorized ones.
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by mcny on Friday June 23, 2023 @09:26PM (#36454496)
I said, no. A wheelchair is not a vehicle. In my opinion, the wheelchair is an extension of the person, and not a separate object as long as it is being used by someone who needs it.
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by manwe150 on Friday June 23, 2023 @10:38PM (#36454923)
This seems a fun direction of thought. So does it cease to become a vehicle as soon as someone sits in it, and resume its functionality as a vehicle as soon as it is abandoned?
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by Dylan16807 on Saturday June 24, 2023 @12:10AM (#36455471)
So whether it's a vehicle depends on how well the person in it can walk? I don't know about that. I'd rather just give exceptions.
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by mcny on Saturday June 24, 2023 @10:30PM (#36464652)
Sorry, I didn't mean it that way. I have older parents who can walk short distances but I'd rather they have the choice to use a wheelchair at an airport.

In general, no testing. Unless some people are being jackasses and doing something absurd like standing on wheelchairs jousting with long sticks holding up everyone in line.

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by josefx on Saturday June 24, 2023 @12:45AM (#36455668)
What is your definition of need? If I need to meet friends in the park in five minutes I clearly need a car to get there in time. So the car would not be a vehicle in that case?
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by mook on Saturday June 24, 2023 @01:54AM (#36455965)
Does a wheelchair become a vehicle if somebody who _can_ walk without it sits in it? Does that mean everyone in wheelchairs must be harassed (to find out if they need it)?
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by dahart on Saturday June 24, 2023 @11:38AM (#36459590)
Since the preamble mentioned this was a test of language literalness, before I answered the question, I looked up the definition of “vehicle”: “A means of carrying or transporting something” https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vehicle

While it might be uncommon to call a wheelchair a vehicle, it fits the literal definition. I don’t understand the ‘extension of the person’ rationale, you’re still using the word ‘wheelchair’, and it’s obviously a separate object from a person. How would that rationale differ if you were talking about cars? Can I argue a car is an extension of me as long as I’m using it while I need it?

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by delecti on Saturday June 24, 2023 @04:44PM (#36462489)
It's a common sentiment among wheelchair users that the freedom they enable makes them feel like an extension of a person. In that context, for the purpose of the "vehicle" question, there's not much difference between a wheelchair, prosthetic leg, or eyeglasses.

I wouldn't say I'm entirely convinced, but it's at least convincing enough that I said that a wheelchair did not violate the "vehicle" rule. I can't define "vehicle" in a way that would satisfactorily justify that decision, but I'm comfortable with that.

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by manwe150 on Tuesday June 27, 2023 @11:15PM (#36501832)
The Merriam-Webster definition tends towards a vehicle being something with a power source (something where the power source is not manual/manus/human) capable of moving other things. That would include any sort of powered chair, but not be a problem for a standard wheelchair. Interestingly the Oxford American dictionary explicitly includes a cart as a primary example however, and Wikipedia’s primary example of a vehicle is a bike.
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by ClumsyPilot on Friday June 23, 2023 @10:37PM (#36454917)
Roller skates are clearly not a vehicle. Similarly, neither is a wheelchair. They are not reasonably separable form the person using them.

A bicycle actually goes on roads, follow rules and get a ticket for jumping a red light.

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by wskish on Friday June 23, 2023 @11:19PM (#36455170)
It isn't so clear to me. If it conveys a human in any way that humans don't naturally move unassisted then in my mind it qualifies as a conveyance and hence a vehicle, especially in the sense of the the French véhicule, from Latin vehiculum (“a carriage, conveyance”), from vehere (“to carry”)
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by sethammons on Saturday June 24, 2023 @05:29AM (#36457077)
Stilts? How tall? Platform shoes? How tall?
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by xyzzy_plugh on Friday June 23, 2023 @11:21PM (#36455177)
The person riding the bicycle does those things, the bicycle is a tool. A tool can't follow rules.

You can take roller skates off, get out of a wheelchair, and get off a bicycle.

Imagine you were wearing roller skates being pulled by a dog.

Imagine you were sitting in a chair, with a roller skate bound to each leg of the chair, rolling down a hill.

Imagine you were a flea in a roller skate rolling down a hill.

Imagine you were a dog in a wheelchair rolling down a hill.

Imagine you were a flea on a dog in a chair with roller skates on its legs rolling down a hill.

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by bhaney on Friday June 23, 2023 @11:34PM (#36455266)
> Roller skates are clearly not a vehicle

I don't think that's particularly clear and I think a non-negligible number of people would disagree

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by talaketu on Friday June 23, 2023 @09:25PM (#36454486)
A wheelchair is used for transporting a person.
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by michaelt on Friday June 23, 2023 @09:46PM (#36454638)
Personally I wouldn't call a wheelchair a vehicle for purposes of this question, but I think some people would call a wheelchair a vehicle, yes.

After all, bicycles are clearly vehicles, and bicycles and wheelchairs are both things with metal frames, wheels and seats designed to convey humans around under their own power.

Other than the placement of the wheels, the main difference is the character of its use.

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by kevinmchugh on Friday June 23, 2023 @10:43PM (#36454955)
Speed and impact on the user are meaningful differences. I don't like bikes in parks (except those designed for them) because the bikes are moving much faster than anything else. For that reason I might feel that a small child on a bike is more permissible than an adult. Also that the carried skateboard is not a violation - I understand the rule to be about vehicle use more than presence
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by zimpenfish on Saturday June 24, 2023 @01:28AM (#36455834)
> I understand the rule to be about vehicle use more than presence

Which I guess is part of the point - the rule specifically does not say anything about use, only presence - but people (including me) are still interpreting the rule with a "usage" axis. Perfect demonstration that the "simple rules for Internet content that are easy to apply" assertion has fallen over at the first hurdle.

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by bscphil on Saturday June 24, 2023 @02:12AM (#36456053)
> I think some people would call a wheelchair a vehicle

I think, just being overly annoying and literal, that the game shouldn't be answered by asking whether anyone would call a wheelchair a vehicle, but whether a wheelchair is a vehicle in the sense meant in the rule statement. I don't think it is, personally, though it's probably the closest non-vehicle in the list.

Strictly speaking, by the definition of "would anyone call this object a vehicle", every single thing on the list is a vehicle, because apparently at least ~2% of the quiz respondents said they were vehicles - including kites!

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by zajio1am on Friday June 23, 2023 @11:09PM (#36455099)
Would anyone not call it a vehicle?
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by vkou on Friday June 23, 2023 @11:18PM (#36455160)
Because the vernacular definition of 'vehicle' in this context does not include crutches, wheelchairs, kites, or slippers.

It might include a powered mobility scooter.

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by tuatoru on Friday June 23, 2023 @11:40PM (#36455305)
Kites, toy cars and toy boats are toys (to me).

Drones and balloons I would say are in the park, whereas aircraft (at normal altitudes) I would say are not. Unfortunately: I'd like more parks to have a protected square inch of silence.

0. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Square_Inch_of_Silence 1. https://onesquareinch.org/

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by nostrebored on Friday June 23, 2023 @11:36PM (#36455281)
What’s the difference between a powered mobility scooter and a modern wheelchair?
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by vkou on Saturday June 24, 2023 @12:09AM (#36455458)
Weight and top speed that most of their occupants reach, although I haven't looked closely at a lot of 'modern wheelchairs', so I may be off the mark.
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by ThePowerOfFuet on Saturday June 24, 2023 @05:24AM (#36457046)
So no effective difference, then.
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by vkou on Saturday June 24, 2023 @02:19PM (#36461246)
There's be a pretty big difference for someone that they ran into, just like I'd much rather be ran over by a golf cart, than by a Honda Civic.
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by klyrs on Saturday June 24, 2023 @12:34AM (#36455613)
I wouldn't ordinarily define a wheelchair as a vehicle. But I looked up a definition:

a thing used for transporting people or goods

On this basis, I conclude that wheelchairs, roller skates and carried skatebords are vehicles, and horses are not (as thing implies non-sentience).

Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by fragmede on Saturday June 24, 2023 @06:47PM (#36463331)
And what about after we get AGI on a computer in a car? Is Nightrider's KITT not a vehicle?
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by klyrs on Saturday June 24, 2023 @10:47PM (#36464733)
An excellent question!
Re:The rule says, “No vehicles in the park” by lostlogin on Saturday June 24, 2023 @02:33AM (#36456159)
What if the user wasn’t disabled?

Or if it was motorised?