You joke, but I'm almost positive this would work.

I had a colleague many years ago who, while in business school, would frequently use speeches or emails from our CEO as the backbone of his essays, sometimes using them almost verbatim. I asked him once if he was worried about getting caught for plagiarism. His response was something along the lines of, "All executive communication is so much meaningless boilerplate corporate-speak that it's next to impossible to tell once person's work from the next". He eventually got his MBA and never did get called out for plagiarism.

I doubt I’m the only communist on HN, despite the site’s clear pro-capitalist bias.

If you'd please review https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html and stick to the rules when posting here, we'd appreciate it.

Plus you like working on this site why don’t you just make the words not postable if it offends you so much. Why leave this dangerous language around? Why don’t you go 1984 and clean up your allowed dictionary?

Don’t you know that in order to think you have to risk being offensive? You have no problem offending me by threatening ostracization. Your posts aren’t constructive they are divisive and authoritarian. Your comments don’t add to the conversation they just remind people that they’re not free to express her full opinion for fear of someone’s feelings. In fact, you might offend more people than anyone on the site if you view your comment history.

You should make every decision like it can one day be turned on you.

I am willing to defend my comments, so if you think I’m wrong, then Sun Tzu says don’t interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake. Been in my ability to talk publicly will not have the results you want. It’ll piss me off and then I’ll reraliate and waste both our time with you trying to figure out why your rankings are suddenly being manipulated. I have so many accounts. I can literally make an account have downvoting capabilities myself.

It has nothing to do with you being right or wrong. It has to do with sticking to the rules of the game we're trying to play here. It isn't "authoritarian" when an umpire tells you you can't tackle the pitcher. It's just how baseball works. If you want to play football instead (for example), you should go to a football game.

Another example, go to court without a lawyer, make a minor procedural violation and the judge will rip your head off. Hire a attorney who does the same thing and all of the sudden it isn't a big deal, the judge may not even mention it. Judges tend to be former lawyers and the legal caste feels that one of them must be paid lavishly for you to receive a defence. Don't pay them? You should be punished!

I modestly propose that tech workers should join in on this game with similar solidarity, members of the executive caste like Sundar should suddenly find themselves without access to email for example, and then should be forced to pay a nerd tens of thousands of dollars to go talk to the guy who runs the email server to have his account reinstated. If he talks to the guy directly, without paying the requested fee and fails to use the correct IT Crowd reference or doesn't know what version of Python added type annotations off hand, his account should be permanently removed and all of his devices banned from the internet.

As an example: the person who ran over all those people in Kenosha at that parade. Do you really think that if I went into a courtroom as an attorney and refused to wear a shirt, or made a fort out of boxes, that the judge would “not even mention it”?

If you do I encourage you to watch some in-court hearings. They are typically open to the public and you will surely find pro se litigants being extended every possible courtesy to their rights as Americans.

Consider this for a moment, if a judge is merely a fact finder why would having a attorney alter the outcome of the case? It is known that people respond more positively to others with a similar background, is it all that crazy to think that bias may extend to judges?

The judge is the opposite of the fact finder. The judge is the law finder. The jury is the fact finder (unless you’ve forfeited your right to a jury and are undertaking a bench trial). But I get the general idea of the question and I can answer it in the context of attorneys influencing any party this way:

An attorney should not alter the final disposition of a dispute, meaning that if a person is guilty or liable and the attorney’s actions cause an outcome where they “get away with it” we can all agree the system failed. Lawyers are there so your rights don’t get trampled, so you don’t give anything away, and because they understand the terrain over which the parties will negotiate.

Sure, judges probably prefer drinking beers with lawyers than with indigent sovcits. But unlike a hyena presented with a decaying carcass, the judges I’ve encountered can suspend their baser instincts for a few minutes at a time in order to /do their job/ and part of that job is respecting the Constitution and the rights of the litigants.

> Lawyers are there so your rights don’t get trampled

Aren't those rights all legal rights, or laws? What happened to our law finder between the second and third paragraph?

Edit: Also isn't that sort of admitting that if you don't go in with a lawyer your rights get trampled? It seems we agree.

> the judges I’ve encountered can suspend their baser instincts for a few minutes at a time in order to /do their job/ and part of that job is respecting the Constitution and the rights of the litigants.

Scientifically speaking the evidence is human begins are not capable of doing that. For example rulings of judges tend to heavily align with their political preferences, if they didn't nobody would care who is appointed to the supreme court and what party they favor. Another example litigants often wish to venue shop to find a court that is more likely to rule in their favor, if this perfect law finder actually existed that behavior wouldn't alter outcomes.

Beware, watching court is addictive (so many insane unpredictable moments) and time consuming (many, many more extremely boring trivial moments).

I admit, I loled. :)

Hello, brother. I think you might want to read a little further into the thread, because I'm not saying what you think I am. I'm also an attorney and I have convicted a pro se litigant in addition to watching at least two handfuls of trials where self-represented defendants were involved. Every single time, the court provided "insane levels of deference to pro se litigants that they did not provide to attorneys." You are precisely correct except where you contradict me.

Also, my experience watching trials on youtube is in fact representative of how it normally goes: I have never seen a judge act in a poor manner toward a self-represented party, on youtube or elsewhere. In the Kenosha parade murder trial, the judge was able to sigh deeply and respect the rights of the defendant, but I suspect if you or I built a fort out of books and boxes on our counsel table, or declined to wear a shirt, we would be immediately disbarred.

I was only mentioning the youtube/Kenosha angle because you asked for an example.

Pro se litigants are afforded more procedural allowances than lawyers are when they appear in court, even when they rail against the court and the proceedings.

Judges are more likely to rule in favor or pro se litigants on procedural matters (at least at the beginning) precisely to avoid letting the the litigants' lack of procedural knowledge bias the outcome of the case. I have seen many experienced "pro se" litigants take advantage of this.

if a judge is merely a fact finder why would having a attorney alter the outcome of the case?

It doesn't. Pro se litigants in civil cases usually lose their cases because they had shit cases to begin with (based on the substantive merits). It's almost always why they couldn't find any attorney willing to take their case.

In the relatively rare situation that a pro se litigant has a good case but no attorney willing to take it on (usually a low-value case), the judge will either coach them on procedure or assign a lawyer in the courtroom to assist them with that. (This happens a lot in LA County.)

This is not even remotely true. Courts give tons of deference to pro se litigants that they do not afford to licensed attorneys

This is a primary reason why investment capitalism is such a destructive economic system in the long run. Shareholders tend to want to extract as much profit from the company in a short a time as possible; the long-term health of the company and their customers is generally not their primary concern.