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Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by MR4D on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:11AM (#33692629)
I hate these things already, but putting them on a car that starts over $100,000 is just asinine. No thank you!
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by endemic on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:31AM (#33692863)
I imagine that the folks who would pay $100k for a car probably won't quibble about a measly $1k subscription.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by abcd_f on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:48AM (#33693061)
I am in right smack in the middle of their target audience and they will never see me pay a f#cking cent this way.

It's a matter of principle. This bullshit must be nipped in the bud. Greedy morons.

That's exactly how you drive people away from your brand.

Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by soheil on Monday November 21, 2022 @10:08AM (#33693358)
But I mean why does this make you so angry? You're paying for the product one way or another, for whatever business reasons they chose to charge you for it on a monthly basis instead of a lump sum.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by w0m on Monday November 21, 2022 @10:13AM (#33693431)
For one; it's not transferable.

I paid ~2k for Boost for my Tesla; functionally the same thing. But at least if travels with the car if I sell it (if you find someone who values it properly). Subscriptions like this is just burning the $$. Serious feelsbadman.

Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by soheil on Monday November 21, 2022 @12:40PM (#33695417)
Isn’t it the same as the car depreciating faster. AFAIK Mercedes is one of the worst depreciating cars.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by sunaurus on Monday November 21, 2022 @10:14AM (#33693440)
There's a huge difference between renting and buying.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by abcd_f on Monday November 21, 2022 @01:07PM (#33695748)
Does it matter?

If I were to make rational decisions when buying a car I would've been a proud owner of previously owned Toyota Corolla in a stylish beige color.

In this particular case I feel like being manipulated into paying more and generally taken advantage off. Just like with any unsubstantiated subscription.

Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by fakedang on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:49AM (#33693068)
Well my fiancée's dad just bought a car over $100k (Taycan), and he hates subscriptions with a passion. Especially this new trend of automobile subscriptions.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by petre on Monday November 21, 2022 @03:20PM (#33697393)
A subscription model fire hazard:

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/18/electric-porsche-taycan-catc...

In this case no one was hurt but there was another owner in China who wasn't so lucky.

Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by fakedang on Monday November 21, 2022 @11:50PM (#33702062)
Haha, thanks for this! This is going to freak him out enough...
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by frontiersummit on Monday November 21, 2022 @10:14AM (#33693437)
Most people able to drive a car like this are of the "only lease a depreciating asset" mindset, so it's all monthly payments regardless.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by dsfyu404ed on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:17AM (#33692695)
Even after the upgrade it's less than 500hp. Sub-500hp in a 100k car in 2022 is just insulting.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by arielweisberg on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:32AM (#33692872)
Cayman/Boxster and 911 look around nervously.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by dsfyu404ed on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:35AM (#33692905)
I almost added a carve out for "unless it's some Miata-esque" lightweight roadster. But on the other hand I guess the Caymen and Boxster are pretty fat these days.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by slaw on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:46AM (#33693032)
And they should.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by hello639 on Monday November 21, 2022 @10:02AM (#33693277)
> And they should.

Nah, even the Porsche Cayman is more prestigious than the Tesla Plaid.

Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by brookst on Monday November 21, 2022 @10:04AM (#33693310)
At drag strips, yes. But there have always been faster straight-line cars.

The EQE weighs 5300lbs. The EQS weighs 6200lbs. It is amazing and impressive how quickly they can accelerate, but inertia is still a thing and those things are not going to be even remotely nimble.

By comparison, the 911 at its heaviest (AWD, convertible) is 3800lbs. A porker for sure, but most configs are closer to 3400lbs.

And a Porsche Cayman weighs between 3000 - 3200lbs depending on trim.

Unless/until batteries get a lot lighter, even heavy GTs don’t have a lot to be nervous about in the fun-to-drive category.

Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by someweirdperson on Monday November 21, 2022 @10:38AM (#33693745)
With EVs that 500+ hp fun ends 15 minutes later with a break to recharge. That's pretty much useless in any case.

A fun EV would first of all be non-SUV but low air drag, non-luxury, non anything that's not needed to move. But even that would only provide higher possible cruising speeds compared to other EVs, but still inferior to ICEs.

Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by brookst on Monday November 21, 2022 @11:03AM (#33694047)
Yeah, two dimensions there: useful time at high power, and cornering ability / agility.

Time isn’t a huge concern to me at least. Typical sports cars get maybe 50-100 miles on a tank of gas at a track day, and breaks are nice anyway. Even spirited driving on mountain roads isn’t nearly that tough; you can’t use 500hp all that often.

But that weight…. Ugh. I’m interested to see the new Tesla roadster, but it’s probably still >4000lbs. And weight just takes the fun out of anything.

Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by lm28469 on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:45AM (#33693028)
I find it more insulting that people spend 100k+ in a computer on wheels than the fact it doesn't have 1990 supercar performances
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by frontiersummit on Monday November 21, 2022 @09:45AM (#33693029)
People buy cars with that much power as a "flex," not because they are regularly hooning around in them. A $100k+ vehicle with a Mercedes badge is enough of a flex already, and flexing towards a different crowd regardless, so the additional power is not necessary.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by josefresco on Monday November 21, 2022 @10:15AM (#33693446)
> A $100k+ vehicle with a Mercedes badge is enough of a flex already

AMG would like a word: there's always a bigger flex.

Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by dndvr on Monday November 21, 2022 @10:35AM (#33693715)
Laughs in Brabus
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by dsfyu404ed on Monday November 21, 2022 @11:07AM (#33694085)
Regardless, it's kind of assumed that $100k worth of "flex" comes with a pretty high minimum amount of any given quality. My complaint would still stand if it had 1000hp and manual windows and seats.
Re:Mercedes Makes Better Performance a $1,200 Subscription i... by frumper on Monday November 21, 2022 @02:34PM (#33696834)
This just made me think of the last DoorDash driver I had sporting a large Mercedes badge on the front when he pulled up and seeing all the Hyundai branding on the rest of the car as he pulled away.