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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by timeon on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:12AM (#33681013)
Since it was missing there I realized how am I overusing '[-]' instead of scrolling. Like Tarzan swing on vines.

(Also is this relavant or am I just piggy-backing your top comment?)

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by starkd on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:40AM (#33681225)
Wow. I just realized the [-] feature. This changes everything about HN!
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by anon7725 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @01:00PM (#33683375)
And I just realized “root|parent|prev|next” despite being ride or die with [-]
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by jason-phillips on Sunday November 20, 2022 @01:18PM (#33683596)
I call it the "minimize bullshit" feature. Reddit also has it.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by starkd on Sunday November 20, 2022 @08:41PM (#33687664)
I might actually read more of the top level comments below the first one now.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by nicky0 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:16AM (#33681046)
In 10 years of reading hacker news I never thought to press the [-] until this moment.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by thatwasunusual on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:37AM (#33681193)
> In 10 years of reading hacker news I never thought to press the [-] until this moment.

I thought you had to click the [-]. How do I press the [-]?

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by jcpham2 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @10:40AM (#33681759)
I don’t understand if I should click or press [-] What does it do?
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by _hyn3 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:05AM (#33682016)
Don't do it! If I understand it correctly, every time you use it, it takes away one of your valuable internet points.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by thatwasunusual on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:25AM (#33682269)
A friend of mine did this too many times. He is in rehab now. His wife left him, his liberal left kids commited suicide etc. Harsh times.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by thatwasunusual on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:26AM (#33682279)
How can you click OR press something?
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by kergonath on Sunday November 20, 2022 @05:05PM (#33685925)
> I thought you had to click the [-].

I cannot click anything on my phone.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by perihelions on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:35AM (#33681176)
They didn't have that feature here ten years ago; it's a relatively recent addition (and [next]/[prev] are newer still).
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by tomger on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:36AM (#33681185)
I always assumed [-] subtracted a point from that comment.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by turbonaut on Sunday November 20, 2022 @10:30AM (#33681651)
Doesn’t [-] set it to zero?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by RheingoldRiver on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:26AM (#33682273)
[-] collapses the replies so that you can easily see what's next. On reddit the equivalent functionality is a button literally called "hide child comments."

But as another comment mentioned, you can click root | parent | prev | next to get navigated through the thread. Personally, I prefer the collapse, though, as having the top of my screen move without my direct control is a bit jarring, but there's more functionality from these buttons.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by geoduck14 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:58AM (#33682706)
Important fact: The [-] does not remove a point. After you get 500 points, you earn the privilege of down voting, you will get a "down triangle" underneath the "up vote up triangle" that you can click on.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by hoosieree on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:44AM (#33681244)
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1053/
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by jwilk on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:53AM (#33681308)
Kinda relevant, because [-] doesn't work with JS disabled. :-P
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by tempodox on Monday November 21, 2022 @04:58AM (#33690811)
It could, however, with CSS like this: https://iamkate.com/code/tree-views/
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by mariushn on Monday November 21, 2022 @04:11PM (#33697986)
I don't think Firefox or IE properly support it yet :P
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by jwilk on Monday November 21, 2022 @05:28PM (#33698995)
Discussed on HN:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33667270 (2 days ago, 68 comments)

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by neonihil on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:53AM (#33681310)
Most useful comment on the whole thread. Thanks for the tip about the [-].
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by still_grokking on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:33PM (#33687993)
It can be even better. With a little bit more JavaScript.

https://github.com/plibither8/refined-hacker-news

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by andreareina on Sunday November 20, 2022 @10:58AM (#33681943)
Have you heard about our lord and savior root|parent|prev|next ?
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by mdp2021 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:18AM (#33682165)
> our lord and savior root|parent|prev|next

You are welcome! My very small contribution to the system (I asked and "pushed" for it) - of course, Dang and/or his team implemented it. It is pleasant to read about it in such appreciative terms.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by andreareina on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:39PM (#33688044)
Hey that's awesome! They work really, really well for the way I read HN. Thanks for suggesting this, and thanks to 'dang et al for the implementation!
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by eternalban on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:54PM (#33688144)
You've earned true universe karma points there. Thank you.