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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by thatwasunusual on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:37AM (#33681193)
> In 10 years of reading hacker news I never thought to press the [-] until this moment.

I thought you had to click the [-]. How do I press the [-]?

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by jcpham2 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @10:40AM (#33681759)
I don’t understand if I should click or press [-] What does it do?
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by _hyn3 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:05AM (#33682016)
Don't do it! If I understand it correctly, every time you use it, it takes away one of your valuable internet points.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by thatwasunusual on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:25AM (#33682269)
A friend of mine did this too many times. He is in rehab now. His wife left him, his liberal left kids commited suicide etc. Harsh times.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by thatwasunusual on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:26AM (#33682279)
How can you click OR press something?
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by kergonath on Sunday November 20, 2022 @05:05PM (#33685925)
> I thought you had to click the [-].

I cannot click anything on my phone.