Hacker News Parody Thread

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by marginalia_nu on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:07AM (#33680981)

I wish they would just rewrite the website in a safe language like Rust.

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by aklein on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:12AM (#33681014)

I have stuff to say about JIT.

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by dweekly on Sunday November 20, 2022 @12:29PM (#33683085)

I have a correction to your understanding of JIT.

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by rpastuszak on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:16AM (#33681050)

*zig

Rust feels too 2019

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by mirekrusin on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:35AM (#33681180)

As a ruby guy, does it really matter which language it's written in if it works?

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by thatwasunusual on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:37AM (#33681199)

As a Perl guy: yes. :(

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by Kye on Sunday November 20, 2022 @09:51AM (#33681293)

There is no escape.

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by wruza on Sunday November 20, 2022 @10:30AM (#33681660)

As a Perl guy: yes. :(

Warning all, don’t paste this into your shell!

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by thdespou on Monday November 21, 2022 @02:31PM (#33696807)

I would love to talk about zig!

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by geoduck14 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @12:20PM (#33682980)

Or PHP

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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by unionpivo on Monday November 21, 2022 @11:05AM (#33694070)

And lets put the comments on the blockchain.

Everything is better with blockchainTM

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