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Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by butterlesstoast on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:32PM (#33659494)
Elon has this bizarre conspiracy in his head where he thinks software engineers don't do anything until he realizes they do everything.

Btw, a dev build is in prod right now. Or someone forgot to minimize the JS. Tons of import map issues.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by danrocks on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:42PM (#33659734)
Is it really that bizarre of a conspiracy? If you browse Blind for a day you kind of lose the faith in software engineering as a profession. People proud for making $400k while working 5 hours a week.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by halfmatthalfcat on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:44PM (#33659779)
Blind is an alternate reality and a fraction of the market. A lot of people on Blind completely misrepresent themselves and have either worked really hard to get there or are just skilled. Sure some paper chase but using Blind as a gauge of anything is a mistake.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by time_to_smile on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:59PM (#33660112)
What Blind shows is that for a portion of the population TC is just a game. Sure they have "skills" but a lot of those skills are grinding leetcode, creating referral networks, and otherwise becoming skilled at getting hired and surviving in a large FAANG.

In my experience leetcode has surprisingly low correlation with programming ability and most definitely software engineering.

It's not just Blind either. I've been surprised how many young people aspire to "work at a FAANG" as a goal, and software is just a convenient way to get there.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by makestuff on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:48PM (#33659878)
I don't think the issue is all on the engineers. Empire building at big tech companies is how we get to a place where some engineer can work 5-10 hours per week doing essentially nothing of value. The entire management track is set up to promote people who have X number of reports under them. A manager who makes 1b in revenue with a team of 10 will be passed up for a promotion over a team of 50 that makes 100m but looks busy.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by drewbeck on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:44PM (#33659786)
The "conspiracy" in that case is poor management and oversight, not slacker devs. One of the (many) aspects of this that Elon has not grasped.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by deckard1 on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:54PM (#33660009)
the whole thing really does feel like when VW tried to blame engineers for their emissions scandal. Engineers do not set hiring goals or vision for the company. They are not responsible for coming up with features. Yet they are getting 100% of the blame right now.

This is really about two things. 1) Twitter can't afford the debt burdens Elon put on them and 2) Elon really resents being forced to buy a company he does not want and is sticking it to people in the most asinine way possible.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by tayo42 on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:22PM (#33660575)
Why? One of my projects I saved ~14mil in one year. Youd break even on my employment after 28 years
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by Macha on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:46PM (#33659834)
I'd suggest the problem there is reading Blind uncritically. There's at least as many trolls as serious posters
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by christkv on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:48PM (#33659875)
TC please
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by Macha on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:13PM (#33660398)
666k/yr, 4.20 years of experience
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by love2read on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:44PM (#33659781)
Not really a problem, just that when the app is run in the intranet sourcemaps will be applied, since you aren’t in the twitter intranet, you don’t have access to the sourcemaps so they just fail to import. Not a problem :)
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by Tenoke on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:45PM (#33659802)
I'm a software engineer and I still suspect Twitter will be on average no worse (could be better even) with 1/3rd or less of its current engineer count.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by turdprincess on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:58PM (#33660100)
It really depends on who stays and who goes. Big organizations are collections of individual teams. Each key part of the site has a team behind it with 5 - 10 engineers.

If the departures are such that for each team, 1 competent senior engineer remains who can keep that domain running, then Twitter could be unaffected with 1/5 of its workforce. They might not be building new features, but the current site could function, which is reasonable since the current site is arguably feature complete.

But in reality it won't be as clean as that. If the whole localization team quits, suddenly the site won't be translated to other languages. If the whole mobile release team quits, suddenly the Twitter app might disappear from the app store. Or the security team is gutted and suddenly everyone's passwords are leaked.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by Macha on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:48PM (#33659872)
It's current engineer count as of today, or it's current engineer count as of 2 weeks ago?

By all accounts after the layoffs, voluntary resignations in response to layoffs, and people who refused the ultimatum and so probably consider themselves laid off, it's not clear Twitter even has a skeleton crew

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by techdragon on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:54PM (#33660023)
1/3 … sure.

But the current reports are in the vicinity of 60% to 90% of the companies employees.

Obviously it’s extremely hard to get accurate numbers because one minute it’s reply yes to this or your gone, the next it’s report to this room, then batches are getting rehired because they are essential to operations and it’s jumping around like the staff head count graph has arrhythmia.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by dagmx on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:50PM (#33659928)
I’m a software engineer too and I think software engineers are some of the worst at understanding the extents of a business outside their own niches.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by disintegore on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:48PM (#33659876)
I'm personally surprised that with so much of the workforce gone, and internal operations being total bedlam, the only thing that went down were 2FA emails.

Someone at Twitter knew what they were doing. Let's hope they didn't get swept up.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by vasco on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:53PM (#33659997)
If they stopped builds, should be stable. All the infrastructure I've ever worked with has been the most stable when developers aren't pushing to production. 95% or more of incidents are caused by deployments. If you send everyone home, and things autoscale, it can stay up for a good while without SRE or similar functions having to do something.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by butterlesstoast on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:51PM (#33659948)
Very insightful. It is definitely a balance. They could get away with less devs. I guess I am curious what the specific breaking point will be. Sr Devs will only put up with so much (Even when making an incredible salary).

Side note: do we know how much Twitter Sr. Devs make for sure? I know the term "400k for 5hrs a week" keeps getting thrown around. However, that doesn't seem incredibly well researched and has some triggers baked in

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by flowerbreeze on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:50PM (#33659924)
Maybe true, but it could also be true that the ones who are smart enough to maintain it will leave and the ones who aren't will stay.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by guelo on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:45PM (#33659810)
He's obviously been infected with all the online right-wing anti-wokism ideas about tech companies. What's surprising to me is that I thought a lot of those people were in on the troll, but apparently he was a true believer.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by Teandw on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:46PM (#33659837)
I think you're misunderstanding the situation. It's not that ALL software engineers don't do anything. It's that Twitter has so much staff, you start to question what can they all actually be doing.

If someone had 10 people cleaning a small apartment every day, you'd question what were they actually doing. That wouldn't make sense.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by kibwen on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:50PM (#33659931)
Conversely, if you had 7,000 people cleaning an apartment occupied by a few million people across the globe, that might make some sense.

There's no doubt that Twitter could be leaner than it was as of September, but haphazardly firing employees at random and alienating the most employable of the remainder into resignation is not the way to go about it. He could have spent a few months getting to know the place, but deliberately chose not to.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by ceres on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:54PM (#33660015)
And yet WhatsApp had 55 employees at acquisition.

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/whatsapp-bought-for-19-b...

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by kibwen on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:18PM (#33660504)
WhatsApp is (was) an instant messenger, not an ad-supported media company.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by uxcolumbo on Friday November 18, 2022 @03:04PM (#33661244)
Did Whatsapp serve ads?

Did it have to moderate content?

Twitter is vastly more complex than Whatsapp when it comes to functionality and platforms it had to support.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by lesuorac on Friday November 18, 2022 @04:06PM (#33662196)
WhatsApp didn't get to 55 employees by having 2000 and then randomly firing 97% of them.

The argument is not that twitter can't be ran leaner, it's that the current process of leaning twitter is bad.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by Terretta on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:53PM (#33659988)
Not if all few million people live in the same few variants of one apartment, and the same cleanup cleaned all of them.

TBC, talking about the code part.

There's another Twitter, which is not code, but guest and resident services. Your example holds there.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by wwkeyboard on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:53PM (#33659987)
Exactly, go to your 25 year old HotMail account and open the spam folder. That's what they've been fighting.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by butterlesstoast on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:53PM (#33659983)
Best comment hahaha. Made my day.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by selimthegrim on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:06PM (#33660271)
So Twitter is the movie Mother?
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by kccoder on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:09PM (#33660328)
And nearly every decision he's made has driven away Twitter's best developers, who could probably be useful in reducing the headcount in an efficient and non-shambolic fashion.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by dont__panic on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:56PM (#33660061)
Elon has clearly read enough Hacker News to ask the question we've all been asking for the last... 5? 10? years. "What do all of those engineers do at [Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/Netflix/Google]".

That's a fine question to ask -- it's clear that plenty of those engineers aren't contributing real value. They're working on passion projects, or side projects like React or Docusaurus, or pie-in-the-sky next-gen products, or reinventing the wheel in-house, or infrastructure, etc. Many are working on similar projects in separate silos of large companies, completely unaware that they have "twin" teams elsewhere in the org solving damn near the same problem, but not in a generalized way.

The big problem is that Elon has no idea what the fuck he is doing. I don't mean to disparage anyone, but jeez... the guy has fired thousands of people in the last few weeks and looks like he's on the cusp of running a company that's been around for over a decade into the ground in the next few weeks. Over the holidays. And who's going to deal with the issue? Oh yeah, the H1B visa holding employees who can't escape. He's officially a jerk, and that's not even counting the times when he called innocent people child molesters, or spouted lies about crypto, or tried to manipulate Tesla stock, etc. etc.

TL;DR: Elon is an idiot trying to use internet wisdom to run a company. This whole situation reminds me of when some rich person you know tries to run a small business, like a coffee shop or an ice cream shop, and they screw up just about every piece of it... because they don't get the fundamentals. Elon does NOT get the fundamentals, based on observations of him over the last few years. It's clear he's just a lucky rich kid with a big ego and lots of confidence who loves smoking weed and ruining other people's lives.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by Teandw on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:46PM (#33660965)
"...and looks like he's on the cusp of running a company that's been around for over a decade into the ground in the next few weeks."

What do you base that on? There's no evidence to point the company is going downhill or improving at the moment. You seem to be basing this on a personal hatred for Elon and nothing else.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by maxbond on Friday November 18, 2022 @03:22PM (#33661485)
They give various reasons for their view based on observations of recent events at Twitter, in the comment you are responding to. What reasons do you have for attributing their views to personal animus? It's hard for me to imagine a way you could know the contents of the mind of a stranger on the internet, and I wonder if maybe you would make this remark about any comment expressing a similar sentiment, regardless of the evidence they provided or what their motives may be.

I submit that people who make this type of comment should be prepared to offer up not only what evidence they have that criticism of Musk (or whatever is being discussed) is insincere, but what sort of evidence they would need in order to accept the criticism.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by dont__panic on Friday November 18, 2022 @03:03PM (#33661229)
Many (newly) former Twitter employees have raised concerns about essential services now left unattended.

Reports indicate the internal beta build Twitter instance has slowed down significantly this week -- a sign that services, code, or other essential infrastructure is being neglected.

Musk fired half the company and drove two-thirds of the remainder to quit. He's asking the remaining employees to print out their code contributions to prove their worth.

These things might not be explicit signs of trouble in the company, but I sure wouldn't read them as positive. A shakeup could be a good thing in the long term if the company has stagnated... but there's no guarantee.

I raised multiple explicit examples in my previous post; here's some more. I think Elon is a complete dunderhead, because it's hard not to think so based on his behavior. I still think Twitter is at a very high risk right now of collapsing. With him making such dramatic moves as CEO, isn't it impossible to separate his bad behavior from Twitter's future?

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by stefan_ on Friday November 18, 2022 @07:31PM (#33665155)
His acquisition bumped the burn rate up by a sweet billion dollars a year while his conduct maximized spooking off any advertising clients still left in an impending recession.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by RC_ITR on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:53PM (#33659984)
Sure, but then you ask them what they do and keep the ones who clean your toilets and drop the ones that organize your fridge.

Your goal isn’t one cleaning person, it’s the right amount

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by xwdv on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:51PM (#33659951)
Software Engineers aren’t doing things all the time but there is a tremendous amount of company knowledge and experience locked up in them. You basically pay to keep them employed for when you need them. They are paid for value not hours.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by dont__panic on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:58PM (#33660099)
Well said. I think this is where the 4-day work week and WFH pushes in the software industry get their momentum: most of us don't need to work 40 hours in an office with a manager looking over our shoulder to provide that value.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by xwdv on Friday November 18, 2022 @07:22PM (#33665043)
Problem is a lot of people just don’t understand this because they’re used to having a 1:1 relationship between the hours they work and the value they deliver.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by lzooz on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:48PM (#33659885)
>Btw, a dev build is in prod right now. Or someone forgot to minimize the JS. Tons of import map issues.

That's the way it works. Maps aren't uploaded to production so they fail to load for you.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by cududa on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:48PM (#33659887)
Went to confirm this for myself and: lol. Also, poke around the loaded JS - most certainly not minified
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by thinkingemote on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:00PM (#33660151)
theres a bunch of interesting strings too. Things about being a super follower and users being paid for that. Uploading 1080p video

""Support your favourite people on Twitter for bonus content and extra perks.""

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by adventured on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:48PM (#33659888)
That's not what Elon thinks based on his actions.

He's trying to decimate the workforce on purpose, although it's not going as smoothly as he hoped from outside appearances. He wants huge numbers of Twitter employees to quit, and he has been very clearly laying out the terms for behavior for the type of people he would like to run Twitter with. He's intentionally shaking the tree violently. He's hoping that the types that remain will be his types of employees. He's going to try to rebuild the workforce starting from those, so it's his company in ethos / function.

He thinks Twitter can run with far fewer engineers, and drastically fewer staff overall, than what it was operating with previously. He knows the value of engineers, he has made that part clear: he plainly said that engineers are most of what is important about Twitter, not the rest of the staff, he said it should be an engineer heavy company.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by qwytw on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:54PM (#33660014)
I highly doubt the majority of engineers who are actually good at what they do would be willing to remain in such a toxic environment Musk is creating.

Also so far he has displayed very little understanding of what engineers actually do (the bring you screenshots thing and the way he responded to one of them correcting him on Twitter and a bunch of other cases don't paint the brightest picture).

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by adventured on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:13PM (#33660399)
I make no wager on whether he can actually reach what he's trying to achieve. Rather, I'm merely proposing what I think he's doing / why he's doing it.

I don't think he can run Twitter very effectively out of San Francisco going forward, after his behavior. He'll try to run it out of Texas instead.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by golem14 on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:00PM (#33660140)
But will the remaining eng be what he wants?

I assume he already laid off most h1bs, who would say and do anything to not get deported but might not be the best engineers.

Still, the people that claim to work 'hardcore' might just say that. They might survive for 3 months, which is how much severance they are forfeiting.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by adventured on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:05PM (#33660248)
That's naturally the billion dollar question. Can he get what he wants and can he get it in that physical region, where Twitter operates out of, now that he has burned many bridges.

He will move the Twitter HQ, within 12-24 months I'd guess. He'll move it to Texas. Most likely he has already begun preparations for that and we'll see an announcement within six months.

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by ProjectArcturis on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:57PM (#33660085)
That's definitely the bet he's making. I think most of the best people will leave because they can make the same money working normal hours. He'll end up with those who can't find another job, those stuck at Twitter because of visas, and some unknown percentage of his desired "hardcore" employees.
Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by NilsIRL on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:50PM (#33659922)
> Btw, a dev build is in prod right now. Or someone forgot to minimize the JS. Tons of import map issues.

Not the first time this has happened: https://twitter.com/NilsIRL/status/1479065003684765697

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by nunez on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:29PM (#33660689)
holy shit you're totally right.

not sure if this is normal but tons of resources link to ton.local.twitter.com which NXDOMAINs against quad-8

also you're totally right; none of the JS is minified!

Re:If you (still) work at Twitter and you can code, head to ... by hyuuu on Friday November 18, 2022 @03:05PM (#33661246)
what dev build? for twitter?