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Re:IBM's Asshole Test by ALittleLight on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @07:01PM (#31266981)
I have seen several stories like this - the janitor, or secretary, or whoever is actually a trusted individual who is the true judge of character. To me, it seems implausible, more of a "feel good" story, but it also seems ill advised. Does the driver know he's part of the loop? Does the driver attend the debrief? Does the driver distinguish between great, normal, sub-normal, and bad social skills? What portion of jerks would be jerks to a single specific tax driver? Even a big jerk probably isn't a jerk to everyone all the time, and even a nice person may be rude or obnoxious occasionally.

Stories like this also remind me of the "Magical Negro" trope where a simple but helpful black person offers sage advise or magic to help the protagonists out of a jam. These "The taxi driver was your real interviewer" stories don't (necessarily) have a racial element, but it's the same, magic wisdom of simple lower class folk idea.

When two people don't get along it's hard to find the objective truth by talking to one of them. Maybe the candidate didn't talk to the taxi driver because he was nervously thinking about the interviewer and that came off to the driver as aloof or arrogant. Maybe the driver didn't like the candidate's race, gender, experience, age, etc. Maybe something was said that was misunderstood by one or both parties. Point is - it's a very weak test.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by telchior on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @07:11PM (#31267067)
That seems like an unnecessarily convoluted interpretation of a simple idea: does the candidate act like an asshole to a powerless person?

OP can report back on what the bar was, but I doubt people were getting rejected simply for being aloof or untalkative. And it's unfair in the opposite direction to try to apply the "Magical Negro" trope to anyone with a blue-collar job. By that bar -- it would be better to completely ignore the driver and treat them as a nonentity, which we (hopefully) know is wrong.

Use whatever resources are at your disposal to vet candidates.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by DarylZero on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @10:15PM (#31268577)
How is it convoluted? Maybe the powerless person is a homophobe. Is that complicated or unrealistic?

This story is supposedly about an actual taxi driver, not a plant from HR. It's absurd to trust this person like this.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by apocolyps6 on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @10:40PM (#31268728)
The driver was a specific person that the company knew. Maybe they were a secret homophobe or something, but you could say that of all the company's employees with just as high a likelihood.

> It's absurd to trust this person like this

If your friend told you "man, my last customer was a jerk" you would distrust that?

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by DarylZero on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:47AM (#31270352)
A secret homophobe? Who said it was a secret? It's just as likely that it wasn't particularly secret.

If a homophobe was working for HR (in 2022) they would hide it, even to the extent of making sure to hire some percentage gays no matter what they thought personally.

> If your friend told you "man, my last customer was a jerk" you would distrust that?

My personal friend? That's the standard we're expecting from a giant corporation's bureaucracy? It just has its personal friends that it trusts.

That kind of thing is just gross, is my point. Maybe it's how everything works, welcome to the real world, etc. But it's nothing to be praised or admired.

The corporation should vet its "personal friends" at least as closely as its official HR personnel. Otherwise they're an unaccountable source of bias in the hiring process.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Ntrails on Thursday May 05, 2022 @06:11AM (#31271510)
> That kind of thing is just gross, is my point.

Observing how people behave around nominal subordinates is not a new trick or one that is gross. It's an interesting data point. This is unusual as rather than a receptionist or security guard, it is someone who doesn't work for the company.

That you think it's impossible to trust someone without formal vetting is really interesting to me. It suggests that formal vetting by Big Corps is useful but knowing someone from a significant number of interactions/conversations is worthless. I don't buy into that at all, I'd argue pretty strongly the inverse is true and vetting is garbage and interpersonal interactions are useful.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by raverbashing on Thursday May 05, 2022 @11:04AM (#31274287)
Given how people are reacting, sounds like even telling the story is enough to make people out themselves

A similar way is to take the candidate out and see how they deal with the waiter.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by DarylZero on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:31AM (#31273072)
It's not impossible to trust someone without formal vetting. It's irresponsible for a bureaucracy to trust someone without accountability.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by smegsicle on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @10:34PM (#31268695)
> actual taxi driver, not a plant from HR

sounds like both

what do you mean when you say "Maybe the powerless person is a homophobe" ?

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by DarylZero on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:55AM (#31270395)
It's not both. Either the taxi driver went through the process of being hired as HR personnel for the corporation, or else they didn't.

> what do you mean when you say "Maybe the powerless person is a homophobe" ?

The taxi driver may cause conflict with gay passengers. Or female passengers, or whatever else. Then they would blame their own victim for their reaction. The taxi driver's personal biases and animosities would become a vector for corporate discrimination.

There is a reason that corporate bureaucracies take such care to look out for this kind of thing. If you let ordinary people just go with their gut on things, you end up excluding a lot of people based on stereotypes and bias. It's not some theoretical possibility, but empirical fact.

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Re:IBM's Asshole Test by eloisius on Thursday May 05, 2022 @12:46AM (#31269577)
The candidate would assume the taxi driver was powerless. I really think you’re reading too much into this. Op didn’t say they gave him veto power over their hiring process. It’s a good asshole test. Imagine some asshole was feeling important and powerful after getting flown out for an interview, and then cursed out a taxi driver because he wasn’t careful enough loading the luggage, or because he wasn’t driving aggressively enough. That’s exactly the kind of person I’d want filtered out.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by listenallyall on Thursday May 05, 2022 @03:43AM (#31270688)
> cursed out a taxi driver because he wasn’t careful enough loading the luggage

But what if this taxi driver really did toss around the interviewee's expensive luggage, with his best interview clothes and perhaps some materials or documents for an important interview the next day? Does the taxi driver report back, yea he got upset, but it was my fault? What if the interviewee just got off a long flight, wants to rest up for the interview, and isn't really up for chatting with a taxi driver? Does the taxi driver report back that he was rude, wouldn't talk?

I will agree that if the person is a total rageaholic nutcase, passing that info along to the company is valuable information. But reporting on anything else -- asking the driver to keep quiet, requesting he take better care of luggage, asking for a specific route, turning down the radio, whatever -- I'd be more suspicious that the driver is a nuisance than the interviewee has character flaws.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by eloisius on Thursday May 05, 2022 @04:04AM (#31270800)
What if the driver actually became a taxi driver so that he could embed himself into the company's hiring process, gave dozens of fair, yet informal candidate reviews, spent years gaining everyone's confidence, all specifically so that one day he could sabotage his arch nemesis' interview by lying and denying him a job!

This subthread is really getting absurd. It's a perfectly good test to hear whether a candidate mistreated someone who they might perceive to be beneath them, and only severely asocial nerds would interpret Op's anecdote as if they put this taxi driver into the CI/CD pipeline to pass/fail candidates.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by jimmydorry on Thursday May 05, 2022 @06:54AM (#31271753)
What's the point of having dedicated personnel, a human resources management division if you will, if an unaccountable outsider has the power to veto the entire hiring process? If you take it a few steps further, why not outsource the entire interview process?
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by listenallyall on Friday May 06, 2022 @03:38AM (#31282427)
> This subthread is really getting absurd.

It's an urban legend, a tired old trope of "gotcha!" style human observation that today is commonly used on the bottom-of-the-barrel TV talk shows like Maury Povich. The "absurd" part is that despite the tons of comments here, you haven't realized that yet. Lol.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by ahmeni on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @11:57PM (#31269263)
I think you've just failed the test.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Ensorceled on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:16AM (#31272901)
I really think this whole thread is full of people who would fail the “how did they treat the taxi cab driver / waitress” test and are incensed by the idea that they might be judged by that behaviour.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by smegsicle on Thursday May 05, 2022 @12:09AM (#31269339)
> I'd actually bet that homophobia is more common among immigrant taxi drivers

i wonder which of your demographics predisposes you to judge such people in this way?

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by ALittleLight on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:54AM (#31270393)
Violence against homosexuals is pretty common in South and Central America - which is where most of recent American immigrants are from. Here's an example from CNN[1]

"Latin America offers a contradictory narrative: The region has the highest rates of violence against the LGBT community, according to research done by Transgender Europe, a non-governmental organization, but it also has some of the most progressive laws for LGBT equality and protection."

It seems like a pretty intuitive step to me to go from "Highest rate of hate crimes" to "more likely to be homophobic".

1 - https://www.cnn.com/2017/02/26/americas/lgbt-rights-in-the-a...

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by jhugo on Thursday May 05, 2022 @05:42AM (#31271357)
Perhaps, but it also seems intuitive to me that people who choose to (/ have the opportunity to) leave a country (i.e. immigrants) may not be representative of that country as a whole.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by DocTomoe on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:59AM (#31270051)
Even if he was (and he'd be a ridiculous taxi driver if the first thing he did was sharing his political opinions [though that's not unheard of, I've been riding with that kind of service provider]), not immediately going ballistic would be a quality I expect hires to have. No-one needs angry activist mob person joining the team.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by DarylZero on Thursday May 05, 2022 @03:05AM (#31270468)
Sharing political opinions? He could just be rude to someone who was gay. And then project his own rudeness onto his victim.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by DocTomoe on Thursday May 05, 2022 @04:05AM (#31270804)
And how would he know someone who was sitting in his taxi on their way to a job interview was gay?
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by chownie on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:16AM (#31272896)
We gay people do as a population have cultural "tells" which reveal our sexuality. To a random passerby probably not, but it doesnt take long for shibboleths to come out in a casual conversation.

This actually happened in my workplace, I recognised a coworker as gay long before he told me, just from his vocabulary.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by DocTomoe on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:36AM (#31273133)
Sure - but are these clue tells likely to come up in what the interviewee considers a chance encounter - riding in a taxi - to a job interview (thus probably dressed in an uniform way), when their mind is likely on other things?

Also, wouldn't the taxi driver also have to know about these clues?

With all respect, I think the scenario "Taxi driver planted/used as an interview prescreen is openly anti-gay and sniffs them out." is a bit contrived.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by ALittleLight on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:07PM (#31275944)
The "homophobic taxi driver" idea is meant as a representative suggestion of the possibility that the taxi driver may be making judgments in a way that the company doesn't want. That's not to say homophobia is the only or most likely way this could manifest, it's just an illustration.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by bokonine on Thursday May 05, 2022 @12:53PM (#31275744)
+1000XP for the use of "shibboleth"
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by onion2k on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @11:45PM (#31269181)
The problem is that you're thinking in absolutes. That's not how life works. The driver doean't need to be a formal part of the hiring process that everyone rigorously goes through. There's variation and difference for every candidate. That's just because hiring is a human process.

In this case just knowing the driver well enough to ask them "Was that person nice to you?" when they drop a candidate off gets you another very useful signal when the response isn't neutral. A lot of the time it'll be "they were OK", but occasionally you'll get a positive "they treated me like a human being" or a negative "no, they were rude".

If you just get an "OK" then you're back to hiring as normal, without the extra data. If you get a positive or negative signal that can amplify what you see in the rest of the hiring process. For me, a tick in the "nice to people you don't have to be nice to" box is a good thing. I like to work with people who have that trait. If I can find a signal that indicates a person has it then I'm going to use it when I'm hiring.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by reificator on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @11:47PM (#31269198)
> a positive "they treated me like a human being" or a negative "no, they were rude"

That's the whole range eh?

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by onion2k on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:04AM (#31270083)
Yes. Anything else wouls go against the sworn secret oath that every taxi driver lives by.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by reificator on Thursday May 05, 2022 @12:49PM (#31275689)
No I'm just sad that treating someone like a human being is considered a positive and not... you know... the absolute bare minimum someone could do.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by onion2k on Thursday May 05, 2022 @03:40PM (#31277601)
I'm just sad that treating someone like a human being is considered a positive

Sure. Everyone should be sad about that. There are plenty of people out there who don't have any willingness to treat people in service jobs like driving a taxi with any sort of humanity. Too many people will just ignore the fact that these people are living, breathing human beings with feelings of their own, and treat them as if either they don't exist, or that they exist to serve them. It's quite appalling.

Treating someone like a human being means having kindness, respect, and empathy for them. It means not expecting them to demean themselves just because you're paying them to do something. It's treating them well even without knowing them.

It's quite a high bar apparently, and a lot of people out there don't manage it.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by reificator on Thursday May 05, 2022 @04:50PM (#31278260)
> It's quite a high bar apparently, and a lot of people out there don't manage it.

It's not a high bar. There's just a surprising number of people that are really good at playing limbo.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Wires77 on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:17AM (#31269791)
> A lot of the time it'll be "they were OK", but occasionally you'll get[...]

Missed this first half of the sentence.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by reificator on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:33AM (#31269895)
So our range is somewhere around:

- They were OK

- They treated me like a human being

- They were rude

There's no room for "We had an interesting conversation" or "They gave me some good advice" or "I think I made a new friend"? Not even "They seemed like a good person"?

The maximum is "They treated me like a human being" which is somehow above "They were OK"?

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by yukinon on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:42AM (#31269948)
I can't speak for the Parent commenter, but I get the feeling you are taking what he said a little too literally. Those were simply examples of what could be said during the process. Their reply was not intended to be an exhaustive list of all the responses.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by reificator on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:51AM (#31269999)
My previous comment, perhaps.

My original point, however, was to highlight the fact that "They treated me like a human being" was given as the example of a positive interaction.

Which is absolutely absurd. And I don't think I'm taking that too literally.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by yukinon on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:59AM (#31270049)
Again, can't speak for OP, but I doubt it was intended as an example of a positive interaction - rather it's meant to be an indication that there was NOT a negative interaction. Again, those words are just examples of what could be said. They weren't saying "This is absolutely the words we used and built an entire decision of someone off of" or even anything close to "This is the range we specifically had".

I get the impression everything was relatively informal in the process they described. In forums like these, it's about looking at the spirit of what they were trying to say and get across.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by bibinou on Thursday May 05, 2022 @03:21AM (#31270556)
You must be fun in taxis.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Shocka1 on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:22AM (#31272976)
I was thinking the same. I get the whole Hacker News "being a contrarian just to be a contrarian" thing, but this specific thread has gone much further than I thought it would.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by mcguire on Thursday May 05, 2022 @12:25PM (#31275367)
To be fair, defending 'being a n asshole' is hard to do.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by reificator on Thursday May 05, 2022 @12:29PM (#31275419)
Wait I'm an asshole? For being upset that treating taxi drivers "as a human being" is considered a positive interaction instead of the absolute bare minimum of a respectful member of society?
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by mcguire on Thursday May 05, 2022 @04:11PM (#31277912)
1. Neither I nor anyone else in this thread has accused you of being an asshole.

2. Have you interacted with many human beings?

We'd all love it if being treated as a human being were the bare minimum, but quite a few people didn't get the memo and fall quite a bit below it. You really do want to filter out those folks in your hiring process. Unfortunately, here on HN, some commenters view any sort of hiring filter, much less one like "don't be an asshole", as a personal attack.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by reificator on Thursday May 05, 2022 @04:46PM (#31278208)
1. Apologies, the posts you replied to were shitting on me so I misinterpreted your comment as agreeing with them. ("you must be fun ~~at parties~~ in taxis" is a common dismissal + insult online)

2. Yeah... You're not wrong.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Spooky23 on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @11:43PM (#31269169)
There’s an element of that, but you may not have seen real assholes in action.

I have an admin, and people who treat her poorly pop up all of the time. She’s a trusted person who can wield whatever authority I have in many scenarios. Treating her poorly is rude and gross, but also self-destructive (hint: who actually manages the budget?). Plus, she won’t be an admin forever, and it’s a small world.

I worked in retail sales in college and encountered all sorts of people. You get a sense of people when you work with the public. When somebody chooses to exert power over someone where that person lacks agency to respond, that’s a character trait worthy of future consideration.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Shocka1 on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:28AM (#31273046)
Well said. I worked in retail in college as well and it sounds like we porbably have similar stories.

I've heard the comment multiple times that everyone should work in a restaurant at least once in their lives so they have a better understanding of what the employees go through. I tend to agree, and I would probably add retail in there as well.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by greyhair on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:39AM (#31273165)
Everyone should work some form of retail job at least once in their life.

I was a motorcycle mechanic for six years before going to college. Some customers where a joy, you looked forward to seeing them, most were just average Joes that needed work done, and a very small few were arrogant self entitled jerks, but it was a job, and you had to deal with it.

Some of the nicest people I know have had retail experience in their life.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Fezzik on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:47AM (#31270348)
Somewhat related to the anecdote you’re skeptical of: I was a law clerk for multiple years for a presiding judge and if you were a wise attorney rule #1 was be kind to the administrative staff at the courthouse - judges would find out if you were rude and while no-one was ever unethical, in my opinion, arrogant attorneys were definitely grilled more than polite ones. Kindness gets you a long way. And if you were a jerk to my secretary I was definitely not putting in the extra effort to dig through the two-foot stack of motions we got everyday to fast track your motion to postpone to the presiding judge. It’s not my fault you filed it at the 11th hour.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Corrado on Thursday May 05, 2022 @04:16AM (#31270872)
I've realized the same thing during my career in IT. Being nice (to everyone, but especially) to the boss's assistant paid off time and again. I can't tell you the number of things I got done for me around the office specifically because I wasn't a jerk.

Need new batteries for my pager? Done! Would like some updated business cards? Done! My desk phone needs replacing. Done!

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by FabHK on Thursday May 05, 2022 @06:39AM (#31271664)
The power wielded by the secretary and assistant of the boss seems to be under-appreciated by some here.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by webmobdev on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:15AM (#31272881)
There are power-tripping-pain-in-the-secretaries too.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by greyhair on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:33AM (#31273096)
You catch more flys with sugar than with vinegar.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Semiapies on Thursday May 05, 2022 @12:58PM (#31275822)
Weirdly enough, not true for flies. They love vinegar.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by HeyLaughingBoy on Thursday May 05, 2022 @04:55PM (#31278304)
Apple cider vinegar with a teaspoon of liquid soap is my favorite recipe for drowning fruit flies.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Semiapies on Saturday May 07, 2022 @03:12PM (#31297588)
Likewise.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by greyhair on Thursday May 05, 2022 @03:52PM (#31277732)
Did not know that. Makes sense though, given that decaying fruit is acidic.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by gopher_space on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @07:31PM (#31267254)
One difference you might see is that the stories all have increased rewards for good behavior. Good behavior isn't something that's rewarded outside of childhood, it's just expected to be your default as an adult.

The comments above talk about punishment for bad behavior, which happens all day every day. Nobody cares about giving the candidate a 'fair shake' because if you know and trust someone enough to listen to their opinion then "hard pass" is all you need to hear. You've decided the taxi driver was savvy enough to make this call long before this specific incident.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by rowanG077 on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @11:14PM (#31268969)
Good behaviour is not rewarded? You and I must live in very different worlds then. Good behaviour is literally rewarded to me everyday. The time you help a colleague with a problem a few times leading to them vouching for you for another job. Going the extra mile for a work project allowing you more leeway in your planning out your hours. Making chitchat with the fast food worker that you get your sandwich from once a week leading him to give you a sandwich for free on your birthday.

Of course it's not an instant reward like it is for children but good behavior is one of the things I can point to that led me to be in the position I am now.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by greyhair on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:53AM (#31273352)
You and me both.

The last two thirds of my so far 38 (next month!) year career have been "call Doug, he knows this particular topic and he is a great team player". Most of those from people I never worked with, but they were asking friends for recommendations.

So yeah, good behavior has fueled the two thirds of my career where I earned about eighty percent of my income.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by InfiniteRand on Thursday May 05, 2022 @10:06AM (#31273514)
Years of good behavior has given me a very valuable reward. I have a mood disorder and anxiety issues, and while it is controlled by medication and therapy and coping techniques, etc. every now and then it does cause me problems. So occasionally I have a few weeks where my productivity drops significantly. But people in the company like me, because I have built a reputation as a helpful person, a hard worker, and a pleasant colleague. So I get the benefit of the doubt if I am having an off-week or two.

So yeah, my experience lines up with yours.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by moistly on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @07:57PM (#31267517)
> Good behavior isn't something that's rewarded outside of childhood

Not true! Yesterday I walked out of a Home Depot with an unpaid drill bit in my shirt pocket (my hands were full). I discovered my error when I reached the car. I went back to pay, and got a 20% discount for being honest!

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by wfme on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @09:38PM (#31268321)
Except that you would have ended up with a much better price ($0) had you not let them know at all. I'm mostly joking, but if you ignore morals I don't think this is the most sound counterpoint.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by moistly on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @09:49PM (#31268407)
But I don’t ignore morals, so your counterpoint is moot.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by wfme on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @10:06PM (#31268525)
Hahah right except that in this case the reward is purely intrinsic for returning to pay, while leaving without anyone knowing results in an extrinsic reward ($). "Being rewarded" is generally considered extrinsic otherwise you could just not do some bad thing and claim the feeling of knowing you didn't do the bad thing is a great reward in itself.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by moistly on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @10:29PM (#31268662)
Dunno why you are so determined to say that my good deed (not stealing) was not rewarded. Cashier explicitly stated “honesty should be rewarded” and knocked three or four bucks off the price. Those extra dollar bills in my wallet are very much extrinsic. Why are you being so damn weird about it?
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by derefr on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @10:54PM (#31268833)
Those aren't "extra dollar bills in your wallet" any more than a tax refund is. You still paid, you just paid less. In the case where you didn't go back, you'd have had even more "extra dollar bills in your wallet."

An (absolute, not relative) reward for good behavior — i.e. a positive-ROI outcome for doing the right thing, vs. not doing the right thing — would be, for example, if you came back and told them you didn't pay, and so they gave you the drill bit for free and also gave you a nickel. Any less and it'd just be "no reward, no punishment."

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by edmundsauto on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:38AM (#31269920)
Is it accurate to say your argument is that stealing something costs less than what happened? Because I’m having trouble understanding your point.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by derefr on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:10AM (#31270123)
Accidentally stealing something where you don't realize that you stole it, and the store doesn't realize that you stole it, costs less than what happened. In terms of net global utility, even taking into account that your sense of morality has utility to you, it costs less. So this isn't a good example of "good behavior being rewarded" (i.e. having a net-positive outcome in global utility.)

To be clear, theft isn't theft (legally or ethically) without mens rea — if you accidentally walk out of a store with something, you haven't done anything wrong.

And if you later realize you now have possession of the thing, that doesn't mean you're suddenly guilty of theft, either. Theft is an act requiring mens rea, not a state of someone who possesses something that was at some point illegitimately dispossessed from its owner. (If the latter was true, then most people who buy anything from pawn shops would be guilty of theft, because those things were often stolen from someone at some point.)

You might, separately, see there being positive ethical value in returning an item to its owner; but this ethical value should be considered independently from the ethical cost of having stolen (or not stolen) the thing. If you think there's positive ethical value in returning things to their owners, then you'd likely feel an ethical impoetus to e.g. "steal" stolen bicycles from those piles you see on the front yards of flop houses, and bring them back to the people who own them. (Even though those people have probably bought new bicycles already, and won't know what to do with the returned ones. Even though the stolen pile of bicycles is likely just a pile of rust due to lack of maintenance.)

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by moistly on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:28AM (#31270224)
Once I realized it was in my pocket, it wouldn’t have been accidental theft. Not returning to pay for it would be deliberate theft. Geez.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by derefr on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:35AM (#31270277)
You're falsely generalizing your specific situation into a full proof for a general ethical policy, though.

What if, instead of the same day, it had been the next day when you noticed you now had the drill bit, long after you brought it home? Would you still think you had an imperative to return it? Would it still feel like deliberate theft?

How about if you didn't notice that you had it, and it fell out of your pocket at some point on your way home, and then you realized the next day that that had happened? Would you feel an ethical wrongness that could only be righted by retracing your steps to find the store's lost drill bit, so it could be returned? Or would you accept this as just a series of accidents with neutral ethical value — like e.g. goods being damaged in shipping?

What if, instead of a drill bit, you found after you walked out of the store that you had a $5 bill stuck to your shoe? Would you feel the need to walk back inside and ask who lost the $5 bill?

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by edmundsauto on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:22AM (#31272975)
Without the attempt to return the item, how would we know if the person accidentally stole it, versus lying about forgetting?
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by wfme on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @10:45PM (#31268764)
The parent you were responding to stated that people are not really rewarded for good behaviour after childhood. I'm not saying your deed was not a good one. I am saying that you are monetarily worse off for having gone back to pay and that feeling of having done the right thing, or the discount off the original price is hardly an example of good behaviour being rewarded, especially when you compare the reward for not doing the right thing. If there is only right and wrong and the reward for doing the wrong thing is greater than the reward for doing the right thing, then there really is no reward for doing the right thing.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by moistly on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:53AM (#31270012)
What a pathetically sad way to view the world.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by greyhair on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:45AM (#31273238)
This is why I never have conversations with philosophy majors at parties. You are crawling through that same morass of specific straw man arguments that drive me nuts.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Spooky23 on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @11:49PM (#31269214)
It’s a token of appreciation.

When a salesman gives you a squeeze ball or a bottle of scotch, it’s not a “bribe”. It’s an artifact that provides an excuse to talk, and perhaps anchor the conversation positively.

Likewise, the store policy of providing a discount is intended leave you with a positive memory that reinforces your action.

“Wow. I made a mistake, caught it, and the nice lady at the counter thanked me and gave me a discount.” That’s a powerful feeling.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by wfme on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:09AM (#31270114)
Absolutely agree. I'm not trying to say that everyone should start stealing things because it's _cheaper_, just that the "reward" of doing the right thing is not particularly compelling if someone is already partaking in the bad behaviour.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by noduerme on Thursday May 05, 2022 @03:41AM (#31270668)
There's tons of rewards for good behavior. Happens all the time. Some customer calls your boss and says "I just want to tell you, so-and-so was great to work with." And you get a raise. If it hasn't happened to you, you might not be very nice or good at your job.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by raverbashing on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:37PM (#31276307)
And I might add, bad behaviour is often encouraged in adulthood

There are plenty of "asshole filters" around https://cafebedouin.org/2019/11/10/the-asshole-filter/

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by JoBrad on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @07:06PM (#31267032)
I didn’t read it as a deliberate test, but that if the driver let them know the candidate was rude, it would be a negative mark.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by ALittleLight on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @07:14PM (#31267099)
"The taxi driver would sometimes complain to the people in the hiring loop when a candidate was rude to him." That also seems pretty implausible to me. The taxi driver is going to text or email HR or the hiring manager or someone? How frequently are people so rude to the taxi driver that they are disqualified from consideration? Does the taxi driver get compensated? Why is the taxi driver doing this? Does anybody vet the taxi driver's personality testing ability?
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by krisoft on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @08:10PM (#31267628)
> The taxi driver is going to text or email HR or the hiring manager or someone?

That would be indeed implausible. But not every transaction happens between undeferentiated cogs.

A specific person organises the interview logistics from the company. Let’s call him Joe. When they agree with a candidate on an interview date Joe picks up the phone and calls the hotel to book a room. After that Joe calls George the trusted taxi driver they always work with. He lets him know who needs the ride and when. They exchange pleasantries. George also lets him know that the one on Monday cussed him out when he thought George was not driving fast enough. Joe laughs, and tells George that that’s crazy since he is always on time if not early. George feels good about that. He likes that Joe noticed that he is always punctual. They say good byes . Joe makes a mental note to not hire the cussing candidate.

What is implausible about this?

> How frequently are people so rude to the taxi driver that they are disqualified from consideration?

Have you met people? Happens all the time.

> Does the taxi driver get compensated?

Yes. He receives a steady supply of rides and the company pays him for that.

> Why is the taxi driver doing this?

He is a human being and those in general don’t like it when someone mistreats them. They let others know when it happens.

> Does anybody vet the taxi driver's personality testing ability?

Yes. It is called a personal connection. The driver behaves like a decent human being and only rarely say that someone was rude to them so the hiring manager believes them when it happens.

I think the reason you find this story implausible is because you are thinking on a different scale. A team of hiring managers managing 500 interviews per week for a megacorp can’t do this. They won’t have the mental bandwidth, they won’t use a specific driver, they won’t have the personal connection. Not every company is that size. Some company might only interview a few people a week.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by ALittleLight on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @08:57PM (#31268041)
Since you asked, I find a few things implausible about your story. First, taxi drivers typically work with dispatchers. They aren't scheduling their own calls or schedules - because they are busy driving. Second, in the world of "decades ago" we are pre-smartphone. How, exactly, are you going to call up the taxi driver for a chat? And don't you think the taxi driver is going to notice that he has to take a call from the company after every person he drops off there? Taxi drivers drive dozens of people a day, he's supposed to remember or take notes on some random guy?

It's also bizarre to me that the company would have a "trusted taxi driver". A trusted driver for executives or something might make sense, but a trusted driver who isn't employed by your organization that you specifically route candidates through? It just doesn't sound like the type of thing that happens much to me.

Finally, on the subject of people being randomly rude to taxi drivers, never having been a taxi driver I don't have real first hand information. I did ride a public city bus multiple times a day for years though and the number of people who I witnessed being rude to the driver, who were not visibly drunk or homeless, is zero. It just doesn't fit with my experience of humanity to think that, in a typical daytime taxi ride you're going to get much absurdly inappropriate behavior - i.e behavior that would rise to the level of disqualifying the candidate. Maybe if the taxi driver were a woman I'd believe it, but I bet the vast majority of people would just say where they wanted to go and little else.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Stratoscope on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:29AM (#31270231)
About the trusted taxi driver, you would be surprised.

Many years ago, in the days before Uber and Lyft, I lived in an apartment complex in Campbell, CA. There was a nice Ethiopian family a couple of units over from me. I would often smell the delicious food they were cooking, and they probably smelled the coffee I would roast in my Gene Cafe. I mostly roasted dry process Ethiopian coffees (and still do).

When I had a minor medical procedure scheduled that would require light sedation, I thought to myself, "I need a way to get there and back." I was going to call a regular taxi, and then I realized I'd been seeing this Green Cab parked in our lot a couple of spots over from mine.

I had a feeling it might be one of my neighbors, because I'd often seen Ethiopians driving Green Cabs.

So I left a note under the windshield wiper: "Hi neighbor! I see you drive a cab. Would you happen to be available on such-and-such a date and time to drive me over to San Jose and then back a couple of hours later?

He called, we made arrangements, and we sure had a lot to talk about between Ethiopian coffee and food and life in general.

You never know what kind of connection you may make with someone who is "just a taxi driver."

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by stephen_g on Thursday May 05, 2022 @12:34AM (#31269518)
Definitely was a normal thing in my country (Australia) for many drivers to have a card that you could call them directly. When my father used to commute to another city for a couple of years (mid 2000s), he had happened across a good taxi driver, got his card, and then called him up directly the day before to book the next morning's trip to the airport every week. He knew him by name, and they'd have a chat on the trip. He'd be driving, he'd just take the call on the hands-free.

Even a couple of years ago on a business trip to Spain, the guys at the company there had a taxi driver they knew who they got to take me to their facility. Then I just organised with him to pick me up each day at a certain time when I paid. Beats me having to get the hotel or the company to keep having to call for cabs and beats him having to wait for fares.

Finally, I'm very surprised that you can't imagine somebody being rude to a low-wage worker...

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by omegaham on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @10:10PM (#31268550)
I can't speak for the rest of this story, but I will say that where I live, every taxi driver at the airport is also trying to set up their own "livery service" gig - that is, a group of regulars who frequently use them as their favorite taxi. So the part of "trusted driver" isn't dubious at all - it's totally plausible that a business would keep hiring the same driver on a predictable schedule to take candidates from the airport.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by apocolyps6 on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @11:01PM (#31268884)
> In the world of "decades ago" we are pre-smartphone. How, exactly, are you going to call up the taxi driver for a chat?

People... talked before phones were invented?

Why is it so hard to imagine that the guy from the car service you always use might exchange some small talk when he drops someone off? Sometimes a friendly relationship develops between people who regularly interact

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Ekaros on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:46AM (#31270339)
Here we are not just talking about any taxi service. But someone who is known and paid to go to airport pick certain people up probably showing a sign or something to indicate to candidate that they are there for them. Includes things like being compensated for any wait time for delays likely. Drop them off at hotel. Go pick from hotel again and then likely deliver to right place in office and even give instructions where to go there.

Perfectly sensible service to out-source and something that you want to work each time or have responsibility to arrange someone else to do same thing.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by MaxPengwing on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:12AM (#31272858)
I work at Salesforce in Dublin. There are a lot of taxi drivers that have personal relationships with people working there. Nothing to the point of having an official relationship, but sales people, TAM, and more that travel a lot but has the office as their "Hub" have one possibly two drivers that they favour.

Heck, one of my neighbours is a taxi driver, and Im not in the office very often maybe 1 or 2 days a week, so for me having him drive me is cheaper, faster and less "Viral infectious" than paying for the commute on public transport.

I've arranged for him to pick up and deliver everything from people, dry cleaning, and packages in a pinch.

One thing about Dublin taxi drivers, they love to chat if given half a chance.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by lupire on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @10:04PM (#31268512)
Not everyone knows that a private "black car" "car service", which is often a single car and driver, is commonly not called a "taxi".
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Ekaros on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:48AM (#31270358)
I just group all delivery services under taxis. That is not those that are clearly regular bus services. Be it taxi, Uber, lyft, limousine or black car...
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by raverbashing on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:42PM (#31276382)
It's very common to arrange rides with taxi drivers directly in some contexts: hotels, companies, people who need specific rides, etc

(Also it might have been a "car service" and the term taxi was being used a bit liberally there)

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by wink on Thursday May 05, 2022 @03:20AM (#31270552)
When I was living with my parents in the 90s my elderly neighbors had (the wife's sister I think?) come to visit once or twice a month and it was always the same taxi driver, so I don't see how this would have been a problem.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by ungamedplayer on Thursday May 05, 2022 @01:57AM (#31270033)
Silver taxis in Australia definitely handle direct customer to driver interactions.
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by fortran77 on Wednesday May 04, 2022 @09:54PM (#31268447)
And everyone clapped! The taxi driver's name? "Albert Einstein."
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by silversmith on Thursday May 05, 2022 @09:48AM (#31273284)
And maybe the candidate came in with a haircut that reminded the interviewer of an abusive ex partner. Let's not pretend that interviewers are somehow objective judges of character - each and every one of us has biases, and that's okay.

I very much doubt that the taxi driver in this story had hiring veto powers. But as a "does this person act as an asshole" test, with possible results of "yes" and "maybe" is still very valuable - you get to remove the (apparent) assholes from your selection pool, and focus on those that might have enough decency to not be assholes in public.

And often enough that's all you need. If you are always polite and respectful in public, but secretly get off on feeding baby chicks to your pet snake... that's weird, but not a dealbreaker for working together. As long as there's no spillover into your public life, I'm not here to judge.

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by smegsicle on Thursday May 05, 2022 @12:04AM (#31269314)
i think the reason that "magical negro" is considered offensive is that it only makes sense (as a trope) when the advice is coming from an unexpected source, which shows that the filmmakers considered "negro" an unexpected source.

here the treatment of a person of actual lower class is included as a point of reference in the interview process. it is implied that previous iterations of the hiring process failed to weed out people who were rude when the thought they could get away with it. what are you thinking is the implied purpose of such a strange test?

Re:IBM's Asshole Test by Decker87 on Thursday May 05, 2022 @02:16AM (#31270152)
Hiring is imperfect, and doesn't involve anything bordering on "objective truth".
Re:IBM's Asshole Test by nojito on Thursday May 05, 2022 @08:39PM (#31279867)
My VP poses as an analyst when "running into people" who are waiting for interviews. They then reach out to the hiring manager to give their opinion of the candidate.