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Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by saagarjha on Sunday December 26, 2021 @11:01PM (#29699019)
> In the case of Tumblr, this would be a reviewer going to search, typing in something like 'tits’ and finding porn.

Just want to emphasize this part. App Store Reviewers are completely asinine. Like, dumb as a rock. It’d almost be funny if their stupidity didn’t block your app approval.

To be explicitly clear: if your app contains UGC, they will explicitly go and search for things to ding you on, and then fault you when you find it. They will go to the search bar and type in “milf” or “butts” (I wish I were joking). They’ll try to search for drugs on your marketplace. If your app runs scripts, they’ll try downloading something and then yell at you for letting them do it. The review messages they leave you bend over backwards to try to fault you for what they do in the app…things like “during review, your app downloaded code” (the reviewer went out of their way to find a way to load a script from the internet) or “your app presents adult content” (the reviewer created an account and immediately searched for “sex”). These are the people who misspell their demo account passwords and will claim the app is broken, so these idiots are almost proud when they find these, almost like they’re finding a gotcha.

Of course, these rejections are all bogus. In a good system they wouldn’t happen, or if they did you’d dismiss them summarily. Instead, you need to plead and escalate until you find a person who’s not a complete bozo. Sometimes, in desperation, you come up with random filters in the hopes that they’ll just leave you alone this time. Careful, though: if you give up too much ground you won’t have any to give next time.

The entire process is just designed to wear you down, to create apps that conform to a pretty image where people post about their dogs and food rather than anything that could possibly be objectionable. Platforms rightfully try to keep their own standards on their content, but many slowly give up and slide into what’s easy to defend. Apple is only behind payment processors and advertisers in forcing platforms to prude up :(

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by grishka on Monday December 27, 2021 @07:54AM (#29702098)
Oh yeah. At my previous job at a large Russian social media company, I remember our app getting rejected over this. They went to the video section, disabled safe search, and searched "porn". Lo and behold, naked people came up! And this was the reason for rejection. Like, what tf did you expect to see by doing that, cat videos?! And it's not corporate America, so our ToS did not disallow porn. From our point of view, the app is just working as intended, and no rules were broken. And the app was rated 18+ anyway.

And then "illegal file sharing". On a strange coincidence, they started enforcing that one relentlessly just as Apple Music was preparing to launch. Yes, you could upload, search, and stream mp3s on our service without any regard to this dumb thing called "copyright". No, it's none of Apple's business to be policing any of this.

IMO, at this point, the only way out of this is for Apple to be forced by law to allow sideloading apps on iOS.

edit: I now vaguely remember that at some point we created special limited accounts for iOS reviewers. This somewhat eased the pain, but they would sometimes sign up for their own accounts too and see things they weren't meant to see. I didn't participate in any of this first-hand because I was working on the Android app.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by 19h on Monday December 27, 2021 @09:12AM (#29702629)
Was this Russian social media company Vkontakte?
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by grishka on Monday December 27, 2021 @10:20AM (#29703150)
Yes.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by thewebcount on Monday December 27, 2021 @02:12AM (#29700241)
> They will go to the search bar and type in “milf” or “butts” (I wish I were joking). They’ll try to search for drugs on your marketplace.

I don’t understand why you think that’s dumb. This is what people who download the app will do, so they’re trying out real scenarios that will happen. They don’t want to have there be a segment on the nightly news saying, “App Store Full of Porn!” Which is what will happen in these scenarios. That doesn’t excuse letting Twitter and Reddit get away with it, of course, but it makes perfect sense that they do that. There’s nothing dumb about it.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by saagarjha on Monday December 27, 2021 @04:22AM (#29700908)
There’s a couple of responses already, but I think they miss the main point: when the Apple reviewer goes out and does this, they don’t mark your app for “unrestricted web access” (which is the category third party browsers go in, and immediately makes them rated 17+). That would actually make sense, even if you consider it “unfair” because Apple’s own apps of course don’t get those ratings.

No, the problem is that when a reviewer finds anything “questionable” in your app, they mark it as a porno app. Pornographic apps cannot be in the App Store. That rule is designed to keep PornHub off the store (again, putting the morality of this aside…) and yet Apple equates your app with them even if 99% of your content is squeaky clean. The reviewers specifically seek out content that they want to flag, and the problem is that they then reject it by representing it as if they just stumbled upon it by accident, or that it’s so prevalent that it’s obviously the purpose of your app. So now you’re stuck arguing that your app is not a portal for porn in these absurd cases where the reviewer has, through their misunderstanding of the rule, changed the argument from “is your app primarily focused around the consumption of pornography” to “does your app make nudity available to a determined user”?

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by skhr0680 on Monday December 27, 2021 @05:59AM (#29701383)
The app store should have porn. I'm sick of American corporations' War on Breasts. These days the comedy bit would be "7 words you can't say on the App Store"
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by ricardobayes on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:09AM (#29701438)
Typical American cultural prudeness where nudity is taboo but violence is glorified.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by smoldesu on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:44AM (#29702444)
I have fond memory of playing those "buddy" apps on my iPod when I was younger where you would throw staplers and chainsaws and whatnot at little virtual guys who were trapped behind the screen. Mildly sadistic? Sure, but I really wonder what was going through the head of the reviewer who allowed all 15-some iterations on that idea to get put up on the App Store while finding a picture of boobs in your app is carte-blanche means for removal.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by daoismyname on Monday December 27, 2021 @05:37AM (#29701297)
> . This is what people who download the app will do, so they’re trying out real scenarios that will happen

let's ban browsers then or chat apps or sharing apps

and why not apps in general that play images and videos and that enable people to send aforementioned images and videos?

you know what? now that I think about it, let's ban the smart (computing) part from iPhone.

but let's not stop there, let's ban the phone part too, because one could always call an hotline or make a booty call...

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by satsuma on Monday December 27, 2021 @10:18AM (#29703136)
>> . This is what people who download the app will do, so they’re trying out real scenarios that will happen

> let's ban browsers then or chat apps or sharing apps

you joke, but telegram had to implement porn-filters for group chats on ios/macos.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by rchaud on Tuesday December 28, 2021 @11:12AM (#29715017)
> let's ban browsers then or chat apps or sharing apps

This would be Apple's dream.

Latest headlines? Here's Apple News.

Movie trailers? Don't have those, but here's Apple TV +

Online gaming? Apple Arcade.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by pixl97 on Monday December 27, 2021 @11:56AM (#29704138)
Stop giving Apple exec's ideas, they might be reading this site.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by sudosysgen on Monday December 27, 2021 @02:46AM (#29700401)
That doesn't make sense to me. The iPhone comes with a web browser. If a user wants milfs and butts they can put that in the address bar.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by JimDabell on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:49AM (#29701702)
> The iPhone comes with a web browser.

The iPhone comes with a web browser that has parental controls. A parent can have some degree of control over what their kids see when they use Safari. A parent does not have that choice with typical applications.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by jbverschoor on Monday December 27, 2021 @07:05AM (#29701795)
If that's the problem, then simply add a setting which apps can check.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by smoldesu on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:46AM (#29702457)
If that's the concern, then Apple needs to deliver a parental controls API that apps can use to check whether or not the app needs to use filters. Otherwise, their complaints are wholly their fault for not having the functionality to let people discriminate between safe and unsafe content.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by mthoms on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:08PM (#29709095)
Sure they do. I’ve used those parental controls myself.

Every single app in the App Store has an age rating. An underaged user can only download apps in the age categories that their parents have specifically authorized.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by xg15 on Monday December 27, 2021 @04:02AM (#29700804)
So the general agreement is that people should not be allowed to consume porn in the united states?
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by dcoo on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:07AM (#29702175)
Not sure if you were saying this ironically, but I firmly believe limiting the consumption of porn would be a net positive. The negative effects are at best overlooked, but normally twisted, and the average age of first experience with porn keeps dropping.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by LocalH on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:44AM (#29702442)
The constant struggle to control what other people can consume. Outside of things like CSAM (which I have zero desire to view) I don’t need a nanny telling me what I can view
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by jjoonathan on Monday December 27, 2021 @09:29AM (#29702733)
Also, anyone who feels entitled to impose on others for a cause this mild clearly has an underdeveloped respect for personal liberty and isn't going to stop there.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by dcoo on Monday December 27, 2021 @09:55AM (#29702932)
I don't appreciate the insinuation. The level of severity should not gate how people feel about this specific issue.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by jjoonathan on Monday December 27, 2021 @10:27AM (#29703230)
Let's lift it out of insinuation territory, then: I think you have an underdeveloped sense of respect for personal liberty and I think that if you won a victory on this front it would embolden you to continue chipping away at other liberties to further your circle of control. People love crusading against vices because the feeling of moral authority is heady and addictive. One hit is never enough.

The concept of liberty is how we rein in this dark tendency.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by dcoo on Monday December 27, 2021 @12:22PM (#29704441)
I don't disagree. I won't pretend to know how I would act if limiting porn consumption was actually implemented. But ignoring the thousands of people who self-report an ironically similar addictive experience you just described, but for porn, is dismissive and self-centered.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by greatgib on Monday December 27, 2021 @10:13AM (#29703088)
It looks like that if you buy apple products, you deserve a nanny because you are clearly a moron!

(I use 'you' as a generality, not you the poster ;-) )

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by np- on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:15AM (#29702225)
Yes because limiting a vice based on what a few people “firmly believe” has always worked so smoothly and successfully in the past and has never caused any major societal issues. Worked so well in America for alcohol and drugs, why not give it a shot with porn too?
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by dcoo on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:49AM (#29702489)
I didn't say ban. Unless you're for kids drinking at age 9 we're on the same page. And it's more than a few people at this point.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by johnisgood on Monday December 27, 2021 @12:36PM (#29704602)
I am pretty sure the law does not deter any 9 years olds from drinking alcohol. I would even say that it is not because of the law that people do not give alcohol to their 9 years old kid. If it truly is because of the law, you have bigger issues I believe.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by anon2020dot00 on Monday December 27, 2021 @01:41PM (#29705335)
?

His analogy is perfectly consistent. There are laws prohibiting minors from purchasing alchoholic drinks. In the same way, porn can be restricted from minors. He is just saying that there needs to be strict enforcement of a law against porn to protect minors.

I guess your argument is that there is no need for a law against alchoholic drinks since there is common sense to not give alchohol to minors and for minors to not drink alchohol.

But the existence of laws regulating alchoholic drinks purchase suggests that common sense is not enough and laws need to be created for it.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by MathCodeLove on Monday December 27, 2021 @04:10PM (#29706812)
I love how any time anyone says that maybe porn shouldn't be available for every 9 year old with a tablet people get up in arms about it.

OP didn't say ban all porn, but it should be more tightly regulated and its consumption has proven to be damaging.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by xg15 on Monday December 27, 2021 @05:35PM (#29707682)
I'm actually agreeing with you at this, but how should this regulation look?

Also, I believe there are a number of non-porn sexual education resources, which should stay available.

However, note that the current crackdown on porn isn't about underage consumers, it's about consumption in general. Apple isn't asking for age verification, they are banning adult content completely.

OP said Apple's stance is reasonable and Apple is pretty close to saying "ban all porn".

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by trymas on Monday December 27, 2021 @04:00AM (#29700790)
> This is what people who download the app will do, so they’re trying out real scenarios that will happen. They don’t want to have there be a segment on the nightly news saying, “App Store Full of Porn!” Which is what will happen in these scenarios.

Lets ban web browsers.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by danjac on Monday December 27, 2021 @03:24AM (#29700584)
Why not just stick on an NSFW warning and restrict downloads for minors, and maybe treat your adult users as adults?
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by ricardobayes on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:11AM (#29701453)
13-18 is a major spender age category. I'd really like to say a breakdown but I think most of app store revenue comes from games.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by mattigames on Monday December 27, 2021 @02:28AM (#29700318)
Why would the news say that app store is full of porn when you search it on Tumblr but not when you search it on Reddit? If they let at least one company do it it does seem kind of dumb.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by 1123581321 on Monday December 27, 2021 @02:38AM (#29700364)
I don't know about tumblr, but reddit doesn't allow nsfw subs out of the box on mobile, and for logged in users, you have to explicitly enable it.

Obviously you can still find nsfw content on reddit that isn't labeled as such, so beyond that, it's probably up to the developer's soft skills. reddit probably has some people who are good at framing the app in communication with review, escalating review decisions, and communicating content policies in a way that makes them seem consistent and trustworthy.

I don't know about tumblr, but unfortunately, I don't think many indie apps with user-generated content would have the bandwidth to develop the same relationship with app stores. So there is some de facto gatekeeping happening that benefits the largest and most well-spoken social networks.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by JimDabell on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:51AM (#29701711)
> I don't know about tumblr, but reddit doesn't allow nsfw subs out of the box on mobile, and for logged in users, you have to explicitly enable it.

This is an Apple rule. From the App Store Review Guidelines:

> If your app includes user-generated content from a web-based service, it may display incidental mature “NSFW” content, provided that the content is hidden by default and only displayed when the user turns it on via your website.

— https://developer.apple.com/app-store/review/guidelines/#use...

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by agsnu on Monday December 27, 2021 @04:32AM (#29700967)
Let's be honest, it likely has much less to do with developer soft skills and more to do with the value Apple perceives from the app being on their platform. The big fish will have more sway; it makes good business sense but it's anti-competitive.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by 1123581321 on Monday December 27, 2021 @04:51AM (#29701061)
I don't agree, but even if true, the developer can influence the perceived value of their smaller or newer application.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by daoismyname on Monday December 27, 2021 @05:39AM (#29701305)
> the developer can influence the perceived value of their smaller or newer application

by influence you mean "conform"?

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by 1123581321 on Monday December 27, 2021 @12:30PM (#29704546)
No. This goes back to the original soft skills comment. Developers who can convince app review that they have a solid and trustworthy process, and more successfully escalate and have conversations about the review process, and frame their app differently to change the perspective of review, are able to get more interesting USG into their app (the opposite of conforming.)

The problem, as I said earlier, is that indies have no chance of spending enough time developing their app and also having time to do this or of hiring someone to do this. This is where the gatekeeping comes from. I think it actually keeps them from launching and growing, not just publish with neutered content (what you call conforming.)

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by agsnu on Thursday December 30, 2021 @07:01AM (#29736033)
The escalation path mentioned in the original post ("developer support contact", I think more officially a Worldwide Developer Relations Partnership Manager) is invite-only.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by grishka on Monday December 27, 2021 @07:58AM (#29702133)
So allow sideloading. Problem solved.

And as a nice bonus, app store would then have to actually compete with those alternate sources. As macOS shows, when the use of the app store is not mandatory, almost none of the developers will be taking the app store seriously and will instead handle the distribution of their apps themselves just fine.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by Flameancer on Monday December 27, 2021 @07:26PM (#29708710)
I feel like with that logic web browsers should be banned including their own. There’s nothing stopping me from buying a brand new iPhone and immediately opening up safari and finding porn. Heck even their own search feature built into the OS can do this. Rules for thee and not for me.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by hulitu on Monday December 27, 2021 @12:27PM (#29704515)
Is Safari not able to search for porn on iOS ? Or is Apple only trying to protect their revenue sources ?
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by AnonHP on Sunday December 26, 2021 @11:21PM (#29699163)
This reminds me of security guards at various places, such as malls or parks. They take great pleasure in “enforcement” and in inconveniencing people beyond the limits of common sense. Their work happens to be the place where they can exert control while other areas of their lives may not be so great. I wonder if the App Store review recruitment process somehow (inadvertently?) selects for such people who “take it out” on the app developers because the other areas of their lives are terrible.

These stories are all about exerting control, and bring no value whatsoever for Apple.

For these and other reasons, I hope Apple is forced to allow side loading of apps. Apple hasn’t spent a lot of effort on the App Store (despite PR claims to the contrary). Seriously, the person at the top in charge of the App Store has been sleeping on the wheel for a long time.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by saagarjha on Monday December 27, 2021 @01:32AM (#29700034)
I call them stupid, but mostly because they act like they are stupid. My impression is that Apple's policies basically force them to be like that–they're worked hard, with little time given on each app, and probably graded on some sort of scale that incentivizes finding problems in apps. And, I mean, not everyone is an expert in the App Store Review Guidelines–it's actually fairly long, there's a lot of case law you need to take into account, and a bunch of unwritten policies that only get attention when your app happens to hit it and you know what is going on.

What Apple really needs to do is basically tell all their reviewers to stop flagging apps on this. It just causes general discontent everywhere: it's an obvious annoyance to developers hit by it, and the ones that know how to fight it will drag it on with you and hate you the entire time, and the ones that don't will change their apps and also hate you the entire time. I think–and this is just a guess–that they don't do this because they just don't want to have this content at all, not for any sort of prudishness, but because of the exact same reason everyone else shuns it: it's frequently a source of problems, they get into trouble with it when the news covers it in a bad light, etc. They like having blanket authority in this area, and think that whatever problems they're causing (which they are absolutely aware of, by the way) are just not a big deal, just like they are holding on to their 30% or whatever.

Of course, whatever reasons they have mean very little when the net effect is that this "problematic" content gets hounded off of the platform. You can say you don't hate this all you want, but when the actions you take have an effect in a certain direction and you don't do anything about it even when presented evidence about it, you're basically just accepting that you don't value it very much. And, frankly, that's just total garbage, because Apple wants to control all distribution on iOS, which means they have a moral obligation to deal with all of these issues. You don't get to wipe your hands clean of things you don't like and also say you want to be the sole arbiter for everything. But that's just a familiar big tech thing ;)

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by crossroadsguy on Monday December 27, 2021 @12:47AM (#29699761)
> App Store Reviewers are completely asinine

I recently had an interaction with a food delivery customer care executive (many like this; of other businesses as well) and the kind of conversation I had with them it seemed to me that someone must have flattened the brain matter with a rock before stuffing it back inside their skulls.

Then it dawned upon me. Nope. They just are as much a victim of these huge corps and their lawyers and their policies that any slip could mean losing their jobs if it turned out that they didn't toe the written line by the letter.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by ricardobayes on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:13AM (#29701470)
At this point it's really better to automatize support. They can't do anything a policy rule-based bot couldn't do.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by heavyset_go on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:57PM (#29708461)
That's one of the reasons representatives are stuck with scripts and decision trees these days: it's just another step on the road to complete automation of phone support.

Having dealt with companies that decided to automate their phone support entirely, this is not something to look forward to at all.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by sofixa on Monday December 27, 2021 @09:31AM (#29702741)
But when companies do this, people complain there isn't a human they can talk to ( e.g. Google, even if they explicitly have chat and phone support if you pay).
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by Anon1096 on Monday December 27, 2021 @12:33AM (#29699659)
How do Reddit and Twitter pass the App Store review process? I'm pretty sure you can trivially find porn by searching for it.
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by chanc3e on Monday December 27, 2021 @12:52AM (#29699797)
Have designed and built apps for several high profile brands.

When you are big enough: apple occasionally send an engineer to share upcoming features, or nudge you in a direction they are keen to promote (2018 it was all AR) and at this point someone in C-Suite has a human contact to smooth out App Store BS.

So OP is correct in that it’s about size/apple seeing you as an asset and not a problem - they want those shiny family friendly releases for advertising material.

I used to think the App Store governance was a good idea. I no longer do.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by phreack on Monday December 27, 2021 @01:32AM (#29700037)
When you're big enough, there's a chance that the boss's boss at Apple uses your app and will come talk to you and save you from The Process.

Also, if everyone uses your app, when it breaks then people will not necessarily complain to you, but to Apple instead since people can't tell the difference between the phone and the app, so to avoid the idea that your phone breaks, Apple will let you update your app instantly.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by kmeisthax on Monday December 27, 2021 @03:54PM (#29706665)
AKA "The reason why Roblox is allowed on the App Store and iDOS 2 isn't".
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by JimDabell on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:53AM (#29701723)
They follow this rule:

> If your app includes user-generated content from a web-based service, it may display incidental mature “NSFW” content, provided that the content is hidden by default and only displayed when the user turns it on via your website.

— https://developer.apple.com/app-store/review/guidelines/#use...

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by bsql on Monday December 27, 2021 @04:48PM (#29707204)
So why don’t tumblr and other apps plagued by this no NSFW rule follow this?
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by malwarebytess on Monday December 27, 2021 @04:03AM (#29700809)
Can you? Reddit makes you change a setting, save it, reload the page, uncheck a couple more settings, save, before you can see adult content these days. per-account

quick test logged out:

search "butts" -> no nsfw results on first page search "tits" -> a couple unlabeled nsfw posts (against reddit rules.)

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by _lqwe on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:30AM (#29701575)
It is enough to search for a pornstar's name to find porn in the Reddit app. This works even if you don't have an account and NSFW content is disabled. While it's not as "simple" as a porn keyword, it is almost certain people do this. Reddit relies on people tagging their content as NSFW, but of course this is not something they can enforce 100%. And once you find an account posting NSFW, you can access all their NSFW posts even if they were made on subreddits that are hidden to you if you search for them explicitly in the search bar.

By the way, when I typed the actress' first name, I was already being suggested a subreddit dedicated to sharing nude pictures of another woman with the same name. Again, I used the app as it comes straight out of the App Store without logging in or changing anything.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by daoismyname on Monday December 27, 2021 @05:46AM (#29701333)
open a browser, navigate to https://www.reddit.com/r/tits/, click yes, done!
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by giantrobot on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:00AM (#29702151)
Holy shit. Since when is there naked women on the Internet?
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by sebastien_b on Monday December 27, 2021 @04:08PM (#29706794)
When I go to that link (on iOS), my only option is to “view in app”, which is a shitty option to offer.

PWAs would free them from having to put up with Apple’s restrictions crap.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by heavyset_go on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:59PM (#29708478)
> PWAs would free them from having to put up with Apple’s restrictions crap.

Apple knows this, hence why they've not implemented the features needed by PWAs, and why they ban all browser rendering and JavaScript engines besides iOS Safari's.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by alufers on Monday December 27, 2021 @07:19AM (#29701884)
Couldn't you just create an account for them that has a few whitelisted posts that are squeaky clean? Or better yet apply the whitelist when a request is made from a not-yet-released version of the app, based on headers?
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by saagarjha on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:08PM (#29709097)
Secretly giving Apple’s reviewers a different version of the app is a very good way to get them really upset at you. (And, IMO, rightfully so: you’re no longer acting in good faith. They might not be either, but when you’ve changed your position you lose the ability to make the “we tried our best to be reasonable” argument.)
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by annexrichmond on Monday December 27, 2021 @01:48AM (#29700114)
Yeah I found the fact that Apple removed Tumblr for explicit content and not Reddit or Twitter to be completely arbitrary.

People usually don’t like governments picking winners and losers, and so they shouldn’t like companies doing so.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by cblconfederate on Monday December 27, 2021 @07:00AM (#29701765)
Looks like they get paid per rejection
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by null_object on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:27AM (#29701556)
> They will go to the search bar and type in “milf” or “butts” (I wish I were joking). They’ll try to search for drugs on your marketplace. If your app runs scripts, they’ll try downloading something and then yell at you for letting them do it

This is all just fictional garbage, which you totally made-up.

I’ve been through hundreds of app reviews, and if a problem is ever found (rarely) the reviews are always polite, and carefully worded, erring on the cautious, and with absolutely zero chance that anyone from Apple is ever “yelling”.

Incredibly sad indictment of HN that these glaring untruths are given any credence at all.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by dang on Tuesday December 28, 2021 @05:40PM (#29719181)
Please make your substantive points without breaking the site guidelines. You did that badly here.

If your point happens to be correct, this is particularly important, because by posting like this you end up discrediting it. Your comment would be just fine without the first and third paragraphs.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Edit: you've unfortunately been doing this repeatedly (e.g. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29549948) and we've had to warn you about it at least once before (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29109123). Would you please stop posting like this? We ban accounts that keep breaking the site guidelines and ignore our requests to stop, and I don't want to ban you.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by LocalH on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:47AM (#29702467)
You have fallen into the trap of “it’s not like this for me, so this person is lying”
Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by jjoonathan on Monday December 27, 2021 @09:33AM (#29702758)
Well I guess my own experiences with Apple reviews must be fictional garbage too then!

(I should clarify that, like GP, I am referring to the substance of the review, not the tone.)

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by null_object on Monday December 27, 2021 @01:02PM (#29704899)
> Well I guess my own experiences with Apple reviews must be fictional garbage too then!

This has fallen off the front page, so I’m asking out of real curiosity:

1. Have you genuinely had an app rejection that states that the reviewer typed “milf” (or something equivalently unlikely) into a search bar - and that is given as the reason for the rejection? ie: how else does the OP know this is the actual reason?

2. Do you genuinely believe Apple employees have yelled at the OP during an app dispute?

I absolutely think it’s just made-up lying fantasies. But I’m willing to reverse that if anyone supplies some contrary proof.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by saagarjha on Monday December 27, 2021 @08:41PM (#29709343)
Hi! I assure you, everything I wrote is accurate to the best of my knowledge, except for one part I should probably address first: yes, nobody in app review will literally “yell” at you. Their correspondence will be invariably polite; I simply used it as a figure of speech to indicate that they will flag you for something. In a sense, the politeness is even more irritating because you’ll get a message like “sorry, we can’t approve this app” and then a rep will come on and parrot the same thing to you, and regardless of how polite they are you know you’re going to have to deal with a significant headache at best and a complete loss at worst, if whatever Apple wants you to change is integral to your app.

Now, to answer the other part: yes, as stupid as it sounds, they do exactly this. I work on iSH and they flagged a build of our app for package management functionality. Ok, we said, that’s not the main purpose of the app, and we don’t want to fight you about it, so we’ll remove it. And they approved it…for a bit, until they rejected it again. Why? “During review, your app downloaded code”. Our app doesn’t download code. What actually happened was that we ship a wget, and the reviewer used this to go to a website and re-download a package manager, and then used that to download code. I mean, what are we supposed to do in response to that? We removed what you wanted us to remove (even if we didn’t have to, based on a close reading of the rules) and if you are going to go and download it again, what are we supposed to do?

I’m not really in a position to speak for my employer and their review experience, but the UGC content/porn example is one every social media app knows about. You’ll get a rejection in App Store Connect with the “problematic content” and you’ll go check up on the demo account you gave them and it’ll have these terms in the search history. Blonde, boobs, sexy: it’s the stupidest search queries, but they will absolutely go and type those words into the search field and flag you for it, and your analytics will confirm it.

Re:A Tumblr developer on the App Store approval process by PaywallBuster on Monday December 27, 2021 @06:47AM (#29701693)
op mentions it largely happens for UGC content apps

so no surprise you haven't found any such reviews if you're doing completely different apps