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Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by chrisseaton on Monday December 20, 2021 @09:37AM (#29625341)
> someone with the key can now remote summon the car

Cars with remote summons features today basically just crawl forward a few metres to help you get out of a parking spot. They aren't self-driving across town to a repossession lot, if that's what you're thinking.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by ctdonath on Monday December 20, 2021 @09:56AM (#29625545)
A first step. Won’t be long before the car goes to the repossession lot itself.

Tesla is evolving country music: not only will your girl leave you, so will your truck.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by jchw on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:00AM (#29625597)
I don’t usually vote up comments that are mostly humorous on HN, but there’s always an exception.

To me the problem isn’t that they might, but that they can. I guess the fault is technically on the person who rented something under terrible terms, but the problem to me is that over time terrible terms seem to win out over reasonable ones.

Not to mention, if Tesla is capable of doing this for rentals, I have to assume they are capable of doing it for any Tesla. Which is not great.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by usefulcat on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:12AM (#29626464)
> over time terrible terms seem to win out over reasonable ones

Tyranny of the marketplace, I guess. If most people are not bothered by the terrible terms, then the selection of items with non-terrible terms will be correspondingly small.

Case in point: I'd like to buy a TV (even at a higher price) that does not have ads all over the interface. From what I can tell, as of right now there are approximately a handful of such TVs, not counting older models that probably aren't produced any more. And of course out of that handful, most are not very good in other respects..

I don't know how to solve that apart from regulation, which is often a very poor solution.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by stalfosknight on Monday December 20, 2021 @02:15PM (#29628824)
My solution is to never setup wifi or provide ethernet to my TVs. They can't vomit ads all over the screen or track what you're watching if they can't get online.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by HideousKojima on Monday December 20, 2021 @02:04PM (#29628658)
Buy industrial signage displays. You'll be paying a significant premium but it's basically the only way to get a high quality non-smart tv these days.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by Moru on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:27AM (#29625941)
Or that any hacker that gets into Teslas system will have a field day.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by errcorrectcode on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:38AM (#29626073)
Mass theft, bricking, or actual crashing potential. It's a Futurama episode/ Sword of Damocles waiting to happen.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by dsr_ on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:10AM (#29626436)
Right. Compromise the right credentials, and you can order a high percentage of parked Teslas to start backing up.

That probably won't make them cause damage immediately -- I assume there's a set of sensors that will apply brakes rather than hit a wall or a detected car -- but there's a lot of chaos to apply that way.

I wonder if Tesla's EULA immunizes them against such breaches.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by voakbasda on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:44AM (#29626885)
The house always wins. Contract terms almost always give favor the issuer.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by tssva on Tuesday December 21, 2021 @07:25AM (#29636694)
If you don't pay us as agreed, we will take it back are terrible terms?
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by jchw on Wednesday December 22, 2021 @03:27PM (#29654668)
You omitted the parts that are actually problematic.

I don’t give my mortgage company a copy of the keys to my house.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by oconnor663 on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:09AM (#29625709)
Ha. Though my guess is, once self-driving is reliable enough to do that, the economics of car ownership are going to flip completely. It won't make sense anymore to have a car that spends most of its time sitting unused in your garage.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by romwell on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:39AM (#29626092)
Imagine, now, that self-driving combined with Uber pool, so that people who need to get from and to the same destinations at the same time (as is typical for commutes) would be able to share the ride.

Imagine then making those vehicles larger to enable not only a decrease in traffic, but an increase in housing density, local infrastructure in walking distance, and economic growth.

Imagine if we then realized we could charge that elongated car as it's driving if we put electric lines above streets.

Oh, and why not increase rolling efficiency while we're at that, and make the task of self-driving simpler by embedding signaling infrastructure into the road itself.

You just imagined buses, trolley buses, and streetcars respectively.

Which is what makes the most sense, and will continue making the most sense for vehicles that don't sit in your garage most of the time.

There's more to car ownership than being able to get from A to B in principle.

Once you add immediate availability, individual vehicle preferences, having your stuff in the car already, the ability to keep your stuff there once you arrive at your destination, never having to think about small, but normal usage damage (especially if you have kids), or, conversely, having the vehicle just as clean as you want it...

...you will see that garages aren't going anywhere any time soon, self-driving cars or not.

And that we'd be wise to develop actual public transport infrastructure for the people who really do only care about getting from A to B, with some acceptable wait time. It's a win-win for everyone.

My pessimistic prognosis is that the development of the self-driving car will make the taxis slightly cheaper, but instead of paying your Uber driver, you're going to be paying engineers, maintenance, and cleaning staff.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by ljm on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:16AM (#29626512)
Imagine how different the US would be if it was Big Public Transportation that lobbied to have towns and cities designed around them, rather than the car industry. Walking, cycling, buses, trams, trains, etc. etc. You'd still have cars but they wouldn't be a basic need for survival like they're often treated as, because you can't get anywhere without one.

Because it was basically 100 years ago when the car industry sought to dismantle that infrastructure, and succeeded.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by asdff on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:33AM (#29626729)
To be fair it wasn't some conspiracy. The reason why people began using the car 100 years ago was that the car was becoming widely available and it was super convenient even in the days when roads were caked in horse manure. Even in the peak of the streetcar era, the private car was the best way around town, and as more people bought more cars, it continued to dominate as the streetcar would be bogged down in traffic just like a bus today. Intercity passenger rail also didn't stand much of a chance against the convenience and speed of the jet age.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by ljm on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:42AM (#29626860)
There was _a_ conspiracy, or at least Wikipedia refers to it as such: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_streetcar_consp....

That is to say, there's enough there to suggest that this wasn't the free market answering solely to consumer demand.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by HeyLaughingBoy on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:07PM (#29627130)
Regardless of whether or not there was a conspiracy, I think the last 100 years of private vehicle ownership in the US have shown that solely due to the convenience, it would have happened anyway.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by ljm on Monday December 20, 2021 @03:11PM (#29629621)
I don't think that follows, because you have to prove that car ownership would have increased the same way without any intervention by car manufacturers. You're treating it as a foregone conclusion.

If you follow the same 100 year trajectory in other countries, then you will see an uptick in car ownership for sure, and infrastructure adapts to support this (highways/freeways/motorways), but it's not nearly as drastic as it is stateside.

Of course, the US is a large place and even its states are larger than other countries. And it hasn't existed in its modern form for more than a couple of centuries whereas the civil infra on the other continents has been around for at least a full millennium and most likely longer than that (e.g. Roman roads in the UK that would date back well over 1000 years). So the US got the luxury of a blank slate and, well... see what you got from that.

At the same time...car manufacturers had the perfect opportunity to seize so they could sell more cars and thus have civil infrastructure designed around the fact that everyone has a car. If someone at that point in time had more money than Henry Ford they could have dumped it into trams and trains and the landscape would have been significantly changed.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by TMWNN on Tuesday December 21, 2021 @01:58PM (#29640714)
>If you follow the same 100 year trajectory in other countries, then you will see an uptick in car ownership for sure, and infrastructure adapts to support this (highways/freeways/motorways), but it's not nearly as drastic as it is stateside.

As the Wikipedia article you cited elsewhere discusses, streetcar systems outside the US went out of business at the same time as those in the US for the same reasons.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by the8472 on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:39PM (#29628280)
A bad equilibrium is still an equilibrium. That is not evidence that there aren't better ones.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by TMWNN on Tuesday December 21, 2021 @01:57PM (#29640688)
The article explains why there actually was no conspiracy.[1]

[1] No, kids, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? isn't real history

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by romwell on Thursday December 23, 2021 @08:00PM (#29668656)
I mean, is it really a conspiracy if open and unashamed corruption was the modus operandi at the time.

When there's funding for highways but not rails, the results are unsurprising. The benefits of public transit are a positive externality[1][2].

[1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Externality#Positive

[2]Real history is way worse

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by fallingknife on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:43PM (#29627504)
The fact that Uber is so popular even though it is more than 10x the price of a bus shows exactly how much people want to ride buses.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by HideousKojima on Monday December 20, 2021 @02:08PM (#29628727)
An Uber (or personal car) also has the advantage of being able to take an alternate route. I used to work on the west side of Capitol Hill in Seattle and lived on the east side of the hill. Any time something like Hempfest or Pride was going on, it literally became faster to walk home than take the bus. If I was driving I could have taken an alternate route and gotten home in a fairly reasonable amount of time.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by romwell on Tuesday December 21, 2021 @05:02PM (#29642662)
Are you kidding me? What buses?

There's no public transport in the US, aside from a few exceptional places like NYC, Seattle, Boston (maybe), and, like, DC.

Uber is so popular because it actually allows you to get from A to B, for some money.

But I love the circular logic of "nobody wants the buses, why fund them" — "you can't get anywhere on a bus, why fund them" — "look how few people ride the bus" etc.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by ASalazarMX on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:06PM (#29627817)
Imagine calling a self-driving taxi that doesn't know someone puked on the back seat.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by HeyLaughingBoy on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:01PM (#29627057)
People keep saying this, but I don't get it. The majority of your possessions spend most of their time sitting idle. Even if I just look at the higher value ones: my riding lawnmower gets used for a couple of hours every few weeks, my garden tractor/snowblower even less frequently, then I've got a trailer, a truck, miscellaneous tools, etc.

I could rent every single one of these, but don't because the economics don't make sense, and the use model would otherwise lead to a lot of inconvenience.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by angry-sw-dev on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:16PM (#29627950)
The lynchpin in these arguments is that you'll somehow be able to summon a vehicle on a moments notice and all your usage will still be less expensive than personal ownership. The cost will be low because no humans are involved...

Except it didn't work for ZipCar or the rental agencies that have added hourly options -- sure it's not bad, but is it really pushing people out of car ownership? No...

Ride sharing similarly hasn't worked to push people out of car ownership either -- it's just killed traditional taxi services by compensating drivers less and eliminating the flag down monopoly some cities have maintained (a taxi medallion in Boston/NYC used to be worth hundreds of thousands... no one wants them now)

All these share options work for low use scenarios like the city dweller who wants a weekly trip to a shopping center, but for the daily commuter/driver it won't ever make sense... and it'll never make sense for those that need to keep things in their car like child seats, diapers, a walker, tools, etc...

Bike/Scooter shares haven't eliminated personal ownership either because of the scarcity issue at peak times.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by ghaff on Monday December 20, 2021 @02:59PM (#29629448)
My observation in that all of these things (plus delivery services, Amazon, etc.) can make a difference at the margins. If someone doesn't have a daily commute (or has a reasonable transit or bicycle/walk option) and otherwise isn't transporting themselves, other family members, home improvement stuff, etc. on a daily or near-daily basis, collectively they may let a household do without a car (or at least a second car).

A couple I know in SF don't have a car but they seem to make a lot of use of cars in some form or other pretty regularly.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by spicybright on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:46PM (#29628389)
Not to mention, do you really trust 20 strangers to treat your possessions as well as you do?

Have these people never been in the back of a taxi, or any kind of public transit?

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by oogali on Monday December 20, 2021 @06:43PM (#29631978)
I've pretty much abandoned Zipcar for this reason.

In the early days, it was great. But once membership increased, there was an increasing chance that I would get a car that was not particularly usable.

Filthy on the outside (dirt, mud, etc) and/or inside (dog hair, bodily fluids, etc).

Or a car that had one or more warning lights illuminated (check engine, brake, no wiper fluid, low gas, etc).

And each time I had to phone into Zipcar support to report it (and/or swap cars), otherwise the next user could report it -- leading to me being charged some cleaning fee or such.

The best experience I had was in Seattle when I entered a dirty Zipcar and called support who said I had to take the vehicle to a car wash otherwise they would charge me a cleaning fee.

While I understand I could have probably escalated to someone who understood the situation ("oh? you just got into the car 5 minutes ago?"), I decided it was a better use of my time to avoid short-term car rental programs altogether.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by spicybright on Tuesday December 21, 2021 @09:54AM (#29637915)
It'd be a pain in the ass for zipcar, but every parking space should have an attendant to do a quick once over every time someone parks a car.

Less hassle with verifying who actually trashed it, but also if you have to stare someone in the face after your ride, you'll probably be more respectful of the car.

But really, there's just not a satisfactory solution I can think of to make me want to use the service.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by tomc1985 on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:32PM (#29627389)
It's the same crap preached by the cloud infrastructure folks trying to get everyone on a rental/sharecropping model. Ah those sweet rents
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by lotsofpulp on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:30AM (#29625980)
It depends how easily they can be cleaned of others’ odors and messes, and how often they need to get cleaned.

Presumably if the rate of mess is low enough and there are extra cars, you would just request a new one. Then they punish the person who left the mess or odor, disincentivizing them from doing it again. Probably need cameras monitoring the inside of the car.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by ghaff on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:43AM (#29626138)
It's not so much messes. Rentals, including short-term ones, are a thing today. But rather there's a lot of value to many people to have the car that they want when they want it, leaving certain belongings in the car, having the car equipped for their purposes whether child seats or roof racks, etc.

While I honestly don't expect door to door self driving in most places for decades, a lot of people who don't use cars much probably underestimate the degree to which many people customize their vehicles. And even if they sit a lot of the time, most of the cost is often in miles, not time.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by db65edfc7996 on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:46AM (#29626163)
In a world where car ownership is limited, I can imagine that the car interiors would be changed drastically. Something like a subway car with hard plastic seats and easily sanitized surfaces.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by MisterBastahrd on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:55AM (#29627000)
That is only going to happen for most people if the economics of car rentals are VEEEEEERRY reasonable. I am not willing to wait 10 minutes for an available vehicle every time I need to go somewhere. People who are dreaming of a day of full automation need to take this into account, because while I don't know how long the average trip by car is, I suspect that it's somewhere in the 15-20 minute range, which is impossible to match even with a fully autonomous driving scheme that can ignore things like stop lights and stop signs.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by fallingknife on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:39PM (#29627466)
Uber now is rarely 10 minutes or more. Usually <5 if you're in a major city.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by MisterBastahrd on Monday December 20, 2021 @08:44PM (#29632848)
I live in a suburb of Dallas and Uber is always 30 minutes plus.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by ctdonath on Monday December 20, 2021 @07:42PM (#29632405)
Easily >45 minutes if not.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by tomc1985 on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:31PM (#29627375)
Every body says this but how many of us are going to want randos treating our vehicles like shit because its a rental?
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by earleybird on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:08PM (#29627841)
Vehicles are more than a transport service; they are also, for example, a place to keep your stuff while you run errands.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by dylan604 on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:12PM (#29627195)
To further this, what are the parameters before requesting the RTB option? If the car is currently driving (assuming the "owner" is currently using the car), will it reroute with them in as an involuntary passenger? Before attempting to RTB, will it determine the route and distance necessary and determine the amount of charge required and then verify there's enough? Will the car need to be in park for a minimum amount of time first? What if it's parked and I'm loading my small child into a car seat when the RTB order is issued? Will it start driving away with my kid? What if the car is currently plugged in when the RTB is ordered? Will it rip out the charging cable and cause further damage to the car or my house? Who will be responsible for that damage?

Soooo many questions.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by angry-sw-dev on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:03PM (#29627789)
It's reasonable to assume an open door will prevent movement...

...being plugged in to a charger (that doesn't have some sort of automated disconnect) would also be disable.

The question is valid though after you've put the kid in and you're on 30 second excursion to push the shopping carriage back... what if the car is recalled? Seems like a potential disaster and tragedy.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by dylan604 on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:20AM (#29625838)
What if your dog is in the truck? Can you then go after them for kidnapping?
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by dentemple on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:25AM (#29625915)
Dogs aren't considered people (in the US), so it would be considered stolen property _at best_ if this were an actual thing.

Likely, they'll pass the animal on to a shelter and give you the info as to where to pick them up. It wouldn't be considered "stealing".

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by dylan604 on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:33AM (#29626014)
To this point, after crossing the state line from Nevada into California, there are highway signs that state the fines for littering and abadoning an animal on the side of the highway. The fine for littering is significantly higher than animal abandonment.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by MisterBastahrd on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:58AM (#29627026)
This depends entirely on how quickly they get to the vehicle, but given the money involved, I'm sure they will just lobby to have the death of the dog pinned on the owner.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by notreallyserio on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:27AM (#29625932)
I'm hopeful that by the time cars can be automatically repossessed without a human operator they'll have set up a network of on-demand rentals and I won't have to worry about car ownership and all the nonsense it entails.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by Larrikin on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:46AM (#29626166)
Do you actually prefer the subscription hell we are in now with companies like Adobe deciding we can no longer actually own any software and have to continuously rent it?

Google actually seems like they will be first to full self driving. My biggest fear is that they continue to have zero interest in being an actual car company and keep all their Waymo tech locked behind their taxis and Lyfts are replaced by Waymos with no reduction in price, just a loss job for the person who would normally drive the Lyft. Other companies follow suit and the self driving car dream is ruined to make C suite executives richer.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by notreallyserio on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:31AM (#29626704)
> Do you actually prefer the subscription hell we are in now with companies like Adobe deciding we can no longer actually own any software and have to continuously rent it?

No, I don't prefer software subscriptions with monthly fees. I don't find the "maintenance" required for software annoying or onerous. However, I really don't like car maintenance. Waiting for an oil change, tire replacement or rotation, or really any repair is the worst part of car ownership and I could die happy never having to do any of that again. I don't place a lot of value on ownership in general because of maintenance or storage burdens.

I do like pay-as-you-go for most of the stuff I use, for whatever it's worth. Food, electricity, gas, that sort of thing. I use cabs when I go on vacation and look for opportunities to travel by bus, train, or plane instead of driving. A self-serve on-demand auto rental service would be ideal, for me.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by qubitcoder on Monday December 20, 2021 @05:21PM (#29631146)
I'm with you on detesting car maintenance when owning a vehicle.

To be fair, most of those maintenance options do go away with fully-electric vehicles. For example, you could lease a Tesla Model 3/Y. The process is impressively streamlined: pay $100 using Touch ID and Apple Pay, then select a pick-up date on the calendar. Now you have a vehicle with basically no maintenance, apart from topping up wiper fluid. All managed with an intuitive and highly-polished mobile app. In 3 years, repeat process.

My intention isn't to advertise for Tesla. I'm just pointing out that options exist nowadays for people who dislike the entire hassle of vehicle ownership (dealing with dealerships, negotiation, financing, scheduled & unscheduled maintenance, etc.)

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by t0mas88 on Monday December 20, 2021 @05:38PM (#29631367)
Don't the higher end car brands in your area do pickup/return service? BMW picks my car up from the office parking garage, changes oil or tires and returns it before the end of the day. All I have to do is pick a day in their online portal and leave the keys at he reception desk.

I very much prefer owning a car over renting because I can leave things in the car. Like child seats, but also extra clothes, diapers, a phone charger, some snacks etc.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by notreallyserio on Monday December 20, 2021 @06:46PM (#29632003)
They might, but I don't know, I live in a small city.

I definitely understand why folks want to own a car, keeping useful tools in there makes a lot of sense. I don't have that same use case but I get it.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by josefx on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:38AM (#29626077)
Usually rental anything is a lot more costly in the long run than outright ownership. So someone getting his Tesla repossessed probably wont be any better of trying to rent one. Thought my biggest problem with large scale car rentals are times like rush hour where nearly everyone needs a car at the same time, so there either has to be a giant capacity or you have to rely on most people still having their own car.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by flutas on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:50AM (#29626214)
> Cars with remote summons features today basically just crawl forward a few metres to help you get out of a parking spot.

Smart summon on a M3 (what the article is talking about) can back out and navigate parking lots... although horribly and slowly. But it's not just a straight line.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by spike021 on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:20AM (#29626560)
One time someone did this in a Costco parking lot from 2 rows away from me and my parked car. It pulled out of its spot 3 spaces away from my car, started doing a u-turn that would've had it hit my car in order to drive through the row of parking spots. I was standing in front of my car wondering where the eff the driver was (obviously it was smart summon but in the heat of the moment...). Lots of families go to Costco, I could've easily had a small child with me next to my car and we would've been about 8 or so feet from being hit by a car that apparently had no idea I was there.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by d0gsg0w00f on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:35PM (#29627410)
The worst part about this for me is that the Costco parking lot is already a cluster without having to add in the "show off my car to my brother in law" game to the mix.

I avoid Costco like the plague because the experience is always bad for my mental health. I'd rather pay a few extra bucks to avoid oblivious giant cart drivers, having to show multiple forms of ID , having my receipt validated before I can leave, having to figure out how to transport stuff to and from car, etc. Plus, there is no consistency in the non-grocery inventory. You're forced into the "we _have_ to buy these pans today because we never know when they'll be available again!" psychological trap.

It's just a very inconvenient shopping experience in my opinion. But I know I'm the only person in America who feels this way.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by AtlasBarfed on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:53PM (#29628500)
I wouldn't disagree with your experience complaint, but Costco exists precisely because it doesn't care about the "shopping experience". If you go to Costco, you forgo the right to complain about the "shopping experience" because you are explicitly choosing something with a bad one in exchange for very cheap goods.

Walmart and Target: slightly better experience, slightly more expensive.

Supermarkets and Malls: better experience, more expensive

So I guess, you aren't the only person in America, but people make the choice to accept the burden for the price savings.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by CrazyStat on Monday December 20, 2021 @02:54PM (#29629364)
Odd, I've always considered Costco to have one of the best shopping experiences. Stuff on the shelves, I go find what I want and check out.

I generally hate supermarkets and malls. Annoying music, questionable `sales` pushed on aisle end caps and elsewhere, etc. Not the experience I'm after.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by HomeDeLaPot on Monday December 20, 2021 @11:11PM (#29633763)
My Walmart is awful compared to the Costco. Messy shelves and aisles, carts that clank and clatter. Costco is neater, the employees are friendlier and more helpful... like the two stores have two different cultures. And I appreciate that Costco usually has just one good option—it simplifies things, and it's great when they happen to stock something I've been thinking about buying. I just bought a folding wagon that's bigger and beefier than the Amazon ones for the same price. My experience has been that Costco provides a better shopping experience than Walmart, in the same league as Target, Whole Foods, and Trader Joe's.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by sizzle on Monday December 20, 2021 @03:21PM (#29629776)
Walmart parking lots are equally busy and hard to navigate in my experience
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by loonster on Monday December 20, 2021 @08:08PM (#29632594)
Depends on the Costco. The one near me put the main entrance to the parking lot next to the store entrance.

The Walmart near me has the main entrance to the parking lot at the opposite end of the store. There is also a long protected cart path going down the parking lot.

The Costco on the other side of town is almost as good as the Walmart.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by MomoXenosaga on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:07PM (#29627831)
My problem is that when a driver hits a small child they go to jail. Are there any consequences for Tesla when they get it wrong? A small dent in share prices that day doesn't cut it for me.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by hunterb123 on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:44PM (#29628357)
Yes, if they were ruled at fault, just like any other company.

If the operator was ruled at fault, they would receive consequences.

Are you insinuating that Tesla operates on a higher level than the law and is receiving special privileges vs other automakers, or are you saying all automakers should be more accountable? What event are you pointing to they should be more accountable for? Or is this all just a vague hypothetical?

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by Swenrekcah on Monday December 20, 2021 @02:41PM (#29629175)
What if instead of hitting a child the car took control killed about 300 people? And what if it wasn’t in parking lot summons but regular driving assistance? And maybe it wasn’t a car but an airplane?

Are you sure there would be any material consequences for the board and leadership?

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by Retric on Monday December 20, 2021 @04:10PM (#29630327)
Boing recently face real financial consequences from the 737 Max defect.

Holding companies to the same standards as members of the general public runs into an issue of how large an impact they have. A Surgeon is going to make mistakes that kill people, but just because people are imperfect doesn’t mean effectively banning surgery via sending every surgeon to prison after their first mistake is appropriate. Roll up to a single hospital and mistakes are inevitably common, roll up to a hospital network and serious mistakes happen every day. The only way organizations at that scale can operate is with quite a bit of slack.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by Swenrekcah on Monday December 20, 2021 @05:23PM (#29631165)
The financial consequences are nothing for the company, even less for those responsible. For accountability there need to be personal consequences for cases of extreme and wilful negligence for cases like Boeings.

I’m not advocating for life in prison for the top brass, but some prison time surely.

Unless we just start issuing fines and warnings to the regular people to deal with manslaughter of criminal negligence.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by Retric on Monday December 20, 2021 @07:57PM (#29632511)
Prison for the top brass 1:1 with negligent death essentially removes the possibility of any large company existing even down to hospitals simply can’t exist in such an environment.

The paradox here is that aviation for example is filled with cases of negligence causing large numbers of fatalities, while at the same time the industry has become extremely safe. It’s not that negligence has become more common it’s simply rolling the dice more frequently. By comparison having someone install solar panels on your roof is stupid dangerous at scale, but individual homeowners don’t notice that risk. Should we send every homeowner that had solar installed into their homes to prison? If not why should it apply at a larger company.

It’s not that these companies get a special expedition, it’s that everyone gets that same exception. Killing a pedestrian for example rarely results in prison time. People are often punished more for a DUI without an accident than a sober fatality caused by simple negligence.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by Swenrekcah on Tuesday December 21, 2021 @01:45AM (#29634693)
I understand your point, and note I didn’t say 1:1 time.

I don’t think you understand though how bad Boeings case was and that we will never be rid of that kind of risk taking when the trade off for the risk takers is piles of money if it goes right but essentially a slap on the wrist if it goes wrong.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by Retric on Tuesday December 21, 2021 @06:56AM (#29636499)
That’s fair, I think most agree that some threshold for punishment is a good idea. Deciding where and when that is if it’s not 1:1 gets politically and ideologically messy.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by achenatx on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:12PM (#29627891)
when someone in a car hits a child they do not go to jail
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by C19is20 on Monday December 20, 2021 @07:00PM (#29632111)
Can confirm. When my dad often one-handedly turned around and beat the living crap out of me and my two sisters in the back seat, whilst also one-handedly driving down the autostrada, the most he ever got was a stern look from my mum who was smoking at the time.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by skellera on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:07PM (#29627120)
While I’m not saying summon is a great feature, it would not have hit the things you’re mentioning.

Its major flaw is thin upright things like small trees or poles (although this may be better on vision only cars, I’m not sure). If it sees a person or child in its path, it’s just going to stop.

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by angry-sw-dev on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:58PM (#29627715)
> While I’m not saying summon is a great feature, it would not have hit the things you’re mentioning.

...and auto pilot won't drive into giant barriers in the middle of well-marked, and mapped, highway divide either, right?

Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by Izkata on Monday December 20, 2021 @12:35PM (#29627413)
From someone who automatic doors wouldn't react to as a thin teenager, this isn't very reassuring.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by spike021 on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:01PM (#29627760)
Considering the wall of parked cars it was attempting to do a u-turn into, I'd say you're wrong.
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by w0m on Monday December 20, 2021 @10:57AM (#29626287)
You can do dumb summon (straight forward/backword) with the key; not smart summon. The description in the article is consistent with what you could do with the key; likely article author misunderstanding the feature (easy mistake).
Re:Tesla remotely unlocks Model 3 car, uses smart summon to ... by captainredbeard on Monday December 20, 2021 @05:16PM (#29631094)
> Smart summon on a M3

M3 = BMW M3

Model 3 = what you're talking bout