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Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @04:49PM (#25338074)
Roads were absolutely, definitely the issue, and the article slides that in while pretending to refute it - bicycles 'called for improved roads' not because they didn't need them, but because they did.

Ever try to take a beater bike out on a rough trail with washouts and rocks? Its murder on the rider and the bike. You end up carrying it half the time while hopping from rock to rock or trudging through washouts.

Here's a more interesting question: why are bicycles nonexistant on post-apocalyptic stories? Its like, nuclear war vaporizes all the bicycles. Where in reality in a fuel-exhausted world they would last for generations and provide rapid transport and communications for decades.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by munificent on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:19PM (#25338463)
> why are bicycles nonexistant on post-apocalyptic stories?

Because most post-apocalyptic media is individualism wish fulfillment porn. In most of those stories, the world has been destroyed because being that way serves to elevate the power and agency of the hero(es). Look at how bad ass they are to be able to thrive even in a world that bad!

Mowing down zombies in a Winnebago tricked out to be a rolling prepper bomb shelter is empowering and fun. Squeaking down a deserted highway in a rickety ill-fitting bike, knees akimbo, does not cut quite as dramatic a figure even if it is infintely more realistic.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by krrrh on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:53PM (#25338847)
Anyone who’s tried to shoot a sawed off shotgun from a bicycle knows how right you are. Thinking about the highway scenes in Octavia Butler’s Parable of the Sower and my own run-ins with gangs of street urchins in Berlin, you’re also vulnerable to attack on a bicycle in a way that you’re not in a vehicle or even on a horse. Post apocalyptic literature is as much about the fear of being hunted as being the hunter.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by taneq on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:50PM (#25338818)
> Squeaking down a deserted highway in a rickety ill-fitting bike, knees akimbo, does not cut quite as dramatic a figure even if it is infintely more realistic.

This is basically how Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts starts. :P

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by VLM on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:14PM (#25338398)
North of the Mason Dixon line roads require resurfacing every ten to twenty years due to winter freeze-thaw cycles which requires vast resources.

South of the Mason Dixon line roads require annual landscaping to prevent overgrowth.

Much like technology is spread very unevenly, post-apocalyptic is spread very unevenly. There is a large subculture of urban explorers on youtube, interesting stuff to watch. Interesting to see them explore sites abandoned around the turn of the century, driveways / roads and such are essentially impassible.

There are exceptions. Youtube abandoned mine explorers visit sites abandoned a century ago out west and other than the occasional landslide desert roads can remain clear for a century or so. Of course without massive fossil fuel burning, Vegas can't exist, so great roads aren't very useful without any population to travel them... Similar problem with the deep south USA, before air conditioning the number of people living down there was low.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:15PM (#25338420)
Definitely regional. But the average post-apoclyptic movie is set in dry or desert environment, not a jungle!

And a bike doesn't need a road 2-rod wide. Just a path as wide as a bike tire. Even a good shoulder. And cement roads can last far longer than asphalt. Definitely situational.

Anywhere a car could go, a bike could go further I think.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by spullara on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:30PM (#25338597)
How long would roads last without cars and especially large trucks driving on them?
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by jcranmer on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:29PM (#25339219)
This is a picture of the ex-Crater Rim Road in Hawaii: https://goo.gl/maps/dTnxPHvW5ad2PtYh7

The road in question was closed as a result of a 1983 earthquake. Part of the road is now used as the Crater Rim Trail, and if you pan around a little bit, you can see just how close the trail is to the current rim of the crater. I don't know how long ago those pictures were taken, but my recollection of the road's condition circa 2005 when I hiked the trail wasn't all that much better.

While the parts of the ex-road that are now used as a trail are in decent enough condition, the parts that are not are not in any condition to be used as a path. Admittedly, this is the windward side of Hawaii (and hence very conducive to fast growth), but the usable lifespan of an unused, unmaintained asphalt road should generally be figured in the region of a few decades at most.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by spullara on Monday December 07, 2020 @11:11PM (#25341675)
That road has at least another 40-50 years. Probably longer based it being built 50 years+ ago and left to disrepair 38 years ago. Not to mention it being on unstable ground.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by est31 on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:23PM (#25338525)
> Of course without massive fossil fuel burning, Vegas can't exist

Doesn't it run from energy generated by the Hoover dam?

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by privong on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:37PM (#25338668)
I suspect that transport for getting the necessary food and goods into town is almost all fossil fuel based (semi trucks and trains).
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by BurningFrog on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:51PM (#25338824)
Growing food also requires tons of fossil fuel etc.

Without it, in a fast unplanned event at least, humanity would face a very big population reduction.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by privong on Tuesday December 08, 2020 @12:17PM (#25348253)
> Growing food also requires tons of fossil fuel etc.

Yes, but I don't think they're doing much of that in the immediate area around Las Vegas (which is what the parents of my original comment were discussing).

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:05PM (#25338973)
So, plenty of bikes available for the survivors!
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by BurningFrog on Monday December 07, 2020 @07:07PM (#25339581)
As long as the rubber stays soft, yes!
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by est31 on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:47PM (#25338786)
Good point. Also I guess the tourists who visit Vegas and bring their money come with fossil fuel based means of transportation as well.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by dfxm12 on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:05PM (#25338285)
why are bicycles nonexistant on post-apocalyptic stories?

Bikes are present (and maybe even integral to) some post-apocalyptic films like, Testament, Turbo Kid, The Stand. There are some media with no gas powered cars, like Adventure Time, and probably more.

However, for better or worse, Mad Max set the trope that the fight for fuel is often an interesting conflict. It's easy for a gas hungry viewing public to understand, at least!

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by jansan on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:12PM (#25338370)
Yeah, Max Max would certainly have a different feel to it if he rode a folding bicycle throughout the movie.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by dfxm12 on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:52PM (#25338835)
On the flip side, bikes might have a different feel to them if they were the transportation of choice of action heroes. Action stars don't do cool things, they make things cool.

I imagine Aston Martin sales will bump up after the next Bond film gets released. What if Bond got around town in a Bianchi?

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by floren on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:50PM (#25338812)
Share The Road Warrior
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by blackrock on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:53PM (#25338845)
One thing I never understood about Mad Max, is where did they get the gasoline for their spiked-up cars from?

Plot hole.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by stevenwoo on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:58PM (#25338908)
There’s a running refinery in several of the films that is a stronghold for a clan usually. It’s better than the Walking Dead Tv show having cars run for years after industry shuts down , or they siphon gas from some rusted piece of junk.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by blackrock on Monday December 07, 2020 @11:57PM (#25342033)
Hah. So in this Mad Max world, the local clan employs a petroleum refining engineer.

Which now begs the question: where did they get the oil from, to feed into their refineries.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by stevenwoo on Saturday December 19, 2020 @12:30PM (#25479143)
That is a good question, maybe they had some reserve of local supplies like those cylindrical tanks we see near most refineries in the East Bay or East Texas, and the usage would be pretty low because there's only the clan cars and trading to think about, also, Australia does have some petroleum reserves so we could pretend they were near some of the last active wells. :)
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by jdkee on Monday December 07, 2020 @08:18PM (#25340325)
"Conroy sent a runner in with the software package that

would allow Turner to pilot the jet that would carry Mitchell

to Hosaka's Mexico City compound. The runner was a wild-

eyed, sun-blackened man Lynch called Hariy, a rope-muscled

apparition who came cycling in from the direction of Tucson

on a sand-scoured bike with balding lug tires and bone-yellow

rawhide laced around its handlebars. Lynch led Harry across

the parking lot. Harry was singing to himself, a strange sound

in the enforced quiet of the site, and his song, if you could

call it that, was like someone randomly tuning a broken radio

up and down midnight miles of dial, bringing in gospel shouts

and snatches of twenty years of international pop. Harry had

his bike slung across one burnt, bird-thin shoulder.

"Harry's got something for you from Tucson," Lynch

said.

"You two know each other?" Turner asked, looking at

Lynch "Maybe have a friend in common?"

"What's that supposed to mean?" Lynch asked.

Turner held his stare. "You know his name."

"He told me his fucking name, Turner."

"Name's Harry," the burnt man said. He tossed the bicy-

cle down on a clump of brush. He smiled vacantly, exposing

badly spaced, eroded teeth. His bare chest was filmed with

sweat and dust, and hung with loops of fine steel chain,

rawhide, bits of animal horn and fur, brass cartridge casings,

copper coins worn smooth and faceless with use, and a small

pouch made of soft brown leather."

-W. Gibson, Count Zero.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by asdff on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:09PM (#25338333)
I don't think you are giving much credit to ancient roads. The Appian way was built in 312 BC and you can tour it on a regular old bike today. Major ancient cities and trade routes were paved pretty well to accommodate cargo transported on carts. No one likes a broken wheel along the way when they have a buyer at the other end expecting goods. I think a crude bike wouldn't have had trouble like a cart, plus unlike a cart you could hop it up over a bad spot like you do over a curb today or dismount entirely for particularly hairy stretches.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:12PM (#25338372)
It's the 'last mile' issue. Every village was down some track a mile from a good road. Just the place you needed the bike to work. Most weren't going to Rome; just around the village.

And a modern 'regular bike' is maybe 100x better than the original wooden, wooden-wheeled non-steerable chainless coaster bikes they started with. Made of local wood that could split and swell and snap at a bad bounce.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by 7952 on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:51PM (#25339435)
I ride bikes off-road and come across stuck or broken down vehicles occasionally. Always surprises me how precarious driving a 4x4 can be on fairly mild terrain. You need two tracks whilst a bike only needs one. You need vertical clearance between the wheels in both directions. And there is no way to just get off and push a few metres. Trying to navigate between obstructions and zombies on a deteriorating road surface would be challenging. Although I don't fancy changing an inner tube in that world.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by grawprog on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:46PM (#25338763)
>Roads were absolutely, definitely the issue, and the article slides that in while pretending to refute it - bicycles 'called for improved roads' not because they didn't need them, but because they did. Ever try to take a beater bike out on a rough trail with washouts and rocks? Its murder on the rider and the bike.

I don't know about that. I pretty much grew up only having crappy second hand bikes and spent more time riding through forests and trails than streets. There was a couple summers where pretty much every day was wake up, get on yhe bike, meet my cousins and friends and spend all day riding through the forest.

I never had an actual mountain bike, or even bikes with working brakes sometimes, i've taken bmx's through mountain trails, bikes where the chain pops off every half hour, some pretty sketchy bikes. Street riding actually freaks me out more. I don't like being on roads and sharing lanes with cars. Give me a rough forest trail on a bike any day over that.

>Here's a more interesting question: why are bicycles nonexistant on post-apocalyptic stories?

Bikes are pretty handy in Cataclysm DDA for town raids.

I guess a logical, in universe reason could be the extra calories spent on riding a bike wouldn't be worth burning in an environment where food is scarce and conditions may be brutal.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:04PM (#25338968)
Its calories per mile, and I think the bike wins by a landslide!

The speed of a bike ride is roughly proportional to the smoothness or the trail. So to be economical, the bike would need to beat walking etc. So a smooth(er) trail would be a win.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by MikeTheGreat on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:16PM (#25338432)
You definitely want smooth, packed surfaces to bike on, and you want these to be reasonable straight / curvy ('differentiable' may be a sufficient definition, although it's been a while since I've looked at calc).

That said - you don't need modern car-caliber roads.

I've ridden 10's of miles on packed dirt trails (in upstate NY, near one of the canals) and it worked great. Smooth, level, no sharp corners, and waaaaay cheaper than paving.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by DavidAdams on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:47PM (#25338769)
There's a trail I like to ride on in Utah that's an old railroad grade. It's part of the Great Western Trail now, but is not heavily traveled by hikers. I've never seen a single other hiker or biker on the trail. It's overgrown now, and has narrowed down to a singletrack trail. But it's easy to ride on, even without a fancy full suspension bike, because over 100 years ago, it was graded for a railroad, so it's a gentle slope, and all of the big boulders were removed. Even though it's been derelict for a century, it's still gentle sloped and mostly free of big rocks. Most of it is overgrown with shrubs, but the occasional hiker is enough to keep a footpath clear. It could be ridden even with a city commuter bike along most of it.

In a post-apocalyptic world, bicycles would definitely be a great way to get around. The roads would get cracked and overgrown, but with moderate traffic, they'd develop into smooth single track trails. What to do once you run out of tires and tubes would be the bigger problem.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by stevenwoo on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:56PM (#25338873)
The Walking Dead has a bicycle for I think two initial episodes but bicycles would run out of consumables (tires/inner tubes/chains/cables) though it might be better situation than automobiles running out of non spoiled gasoline in a year once industrialized manufacturing stops. The rubber in tires/tubes can rot/degrade with uv exposure and cables rust. Different use case from post apocalypse but I have to replace multiple chains/cables/tires per year on multiple bikes.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:23PM (#25339159)
And that's different from cars, how?

I think cars have 100X the moving parts, and 100X the issue. Bikes would outlast cars by a decade, minimum.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by stevenwoo on Monday December 07, 2020 @07:20PM (#25339717)
My bicycle tires cost almost as much as car tires and last 20-30 times less miles than car tires (2000-3000 versus 60000 or so). Run of the mill bicycles rely pretty heavily on industrialized production. It's all speculative but regularly used bicycles would be fairly useless after a few years due to wear and tear and lack of replacement parts - the specialized parts could not be cobbled together from scrap (unless one lived in Japan next to an old Shimano factory or Italy next to Campagnolo). If only used sparingly, yes, then the bicycles would last a long time unlike gasoline, but if one has to restrict one's use, might as well go back to using horses.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Tuesday December 08, 2020 @11:55AM (#25347893)
One would get inventive (just as auto drivers would have to). Hard rubber tires, perhaps made from strips of auto tires (!)
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by outworlder on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:48PM (#25338794)
> Roads were absolutely, definitely the issue

Maybe. The article didn't touch on more modern developments, like suspensions.

But not all ancient roads were all that bad. Cities specially. You can ride on dirt just fine. Which is arguably a more realistic use-case, riding on cities.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by jklehm on Monday December 07, 2020 @04:55PM (#25338149)
Tires don't last forever...I could see this being an issue.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by mcv on Monday December 07, 2020 @04:56PM (#25338178)
True, but I'd expect them to last longer than gasoline, yet that's something some post-apocalyptic hellscapes seem to have plenty of.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by taneq on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:56PM (#25338876)
It depends how fast the planet depopulated. In Mad Max the original problem was water shortages. If most of the population was wiped out in the water wars, it’s reasonable that the dregs of fuel in the system could last the few survivors a long time.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by Lutzb on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:03PM (#25338250)
In case of dragons there might also be helicopters around.

I guess the idea that cars would be around after the apocalypse comes from the diesel engine, which can basically run on vegetable oil.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by coldtea on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:19PM (#25338465)
You can make tires quite easily with simple tools.

You can't make gasoline as easily - or extract oil.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by kazinator on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:26PM (#25339201)
No, you can't. Not puncture-resistant, durable, pneumatic tires that don't have to be changed every mile.

Not tires that don't turn into chewing gum in hot weather, or under hard braking, and don't freeze and crack in cold weather.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:01PM (#25338941)
Ethanol?
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by Symbiote on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:08PM (#25339014)
Is it more efficient (and/or easier) to make ethanol to fuel an internal combustion engine, or instead to burn the fuel you would have used to distil the ethanol to fuel an external combustion engine? (i.e. a steam engine.)
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:24PM (#25339172)
Ethanol wins. You can use ethanol to make more ethanol. Its a positive yield. Has been for years.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by thrower123 on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:50PM (#25338817)
How would bicycles last for generations? One summer in the sun and most of the tires and tubes would be rotted out.

In Stephen King's The Stand, at least one of the groups of survivors tools around on bicycles, mostly because of all the gridlock of abandoned cars on the highways.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by taneq on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:54PM (#25338855)
I’d say it’s in the middle. Bike tyres last way longer than one summer, but certainly not more than a decade, let alone generations. A bike without rubber tyres is a pretty miserable ride.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:02PM (#25338950)
Walking 10 miles is pretty miserable too :)
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by taneq on Tuesday December 08, 2020 @08:06AM (#25344554)
Depends on the terrain, really. I can't imagine riding a bike with no tyres 10 minutes along a rocky path, let alone 10 miles...
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Tuesday December 08, 2020 @11:58AM (#25347938)
Lets be charitable, shall we? They'd get pretty inventive, faced with 10 miles of walking taking a day, or on a bike taking an hour. Perhaps make hard rubber tires? Ones woven out of wire? Wood?

Bikes remain useful, even if they aren't up to modern road-bike standards. So useful, I think we'll see them for decades with ever more creative solutions to the problem of Bike Shop Closed, Oh What Will I Do?

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by 7952 on Monday December 07, 2020 @07:11PM (#25339630)
I think walking slowly, carefully, and quietly would be much more survivable than tearing around in vehicles.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Wednesday December 09, 2020 @10:01AM (#25359139)
Well, its not all Mad Max. In a stable post-warlord community bikes would rule for a century. Tiny metal investment, fuel efficient, fast and adaptable.
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by kazinator on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:23PM (#25339165)
Bicycles called for improved roads because bicycles arrived before improved roads. Bicycles arrived because the tech for bicycles became possible.

Without the tech, you can't even make a bicycle that can be ridden on a level, shiny smooth, concrete floor.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by rndmize on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:16PM (#25338435)
> why are bicycles nonexistant on post-apocalyptic stories?

Couple reasons by my guess: * Bikes aren't cool. Cars are cool, horses are cool. Bikes, trikes, scooters, etc., aren't cool, and don't provide much besides efficiency. * Terrain - as you say, roads are an issue and require maintenance. Trees drop some branches on the road? A car could push it (maybe), horse could walk over it, while a bike has to be carried. Not much fun, and probably makes up for the efficiency you get from riding it. * Carrying stuff. Hauling things in a car? Easy. Horse? Easy. Bike? Hope you have a backpack, and you're probably still capped at ~40 pounds. And the more weight you have, the worse a time you'll have on rough terrain or falling.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by Symbiote on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:27PM (#25338568)
• Car companies have a much higher marketing budget, and will sponsor their cars appearing in mass-market films.

• Good luck getting your car around a fallen tree. A bicycle is far better in this situation. In what situation would you risk serious damage to a car by driving into a tree?!

• Bicycles used for transport (as opposed to sport/exercise) have a rack over the rear wheel, which can support two or three pannier bags. On a flat journey, it's easy to carry 20kg+ of goods this way.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @05:44PM (#25338739)
The cargo issue is real. A backpack or shoulder pack is about it on a bike. Maybe baskets on the back for light stuff (straw, pots).
Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by Symbiote on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:05PM (#25338980)
> Maybe baskets on the back for light stuff (straw, pots).

I get the impression half the comments on here are from people who've never actually used a bicycle.

The children seen here on mum's bike weigh more than some straw and pots: https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/28/...

So does this woman sitting on the rear rack: https://arnejj.org/wp-content/uploads/Foto_Bruntlett_Buildin...

This girl carried her dad for 1,200km, and my guess is the Indian roads aren't as smooth as I'm used to: https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/more-sports/cycli...

But maybe you meant baskets like this: https://previews.123rf.com/images/cataplines/cataplines1204/...

Or like this: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIXaZeJWcAEcxrF?format=jpg&name=...

Carrying weight in pannier bags on the rear rack is much preferable to wearing it on a backpack.

Re:Why did we wait so long for the bicycle? (2019) by JoeAltmaier on Monday December 07, 2020 @06:25PM (#25339183)
How about, on a dirt track? With hard tires? and maybe no chain (fixie)?